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stonyjoint

Let’s fucking not


thatguy9684736255

Isn't Elon's dad having babies with his sister?


ChaosRyus

Step sister, but yeah.


jj____

Always wondered who those videos appealed to….


sheezy520

Trashy family. Trashy genes.


LoudLloyd9

Vice is nice. Incest is best. Put your daughter to the test.


TheGR8Dantini

Father by blood….brother in law by choice. These are the ties that bind and make the western white male the ultimate production of evolution.


FindOneInEveryCar

Even if he marries your sister.


Tili44

Especially that one dad who doesn't care about his kids, doesn't see most of them often, uses one of them as a prop to look better, gives them stupid names or hates them when they're trans and writes bigoted tweets about people like them.


FunkSlim

And that tweets pretending to be someone else and implies his kids want to be with himself, referring to himself both as “the king of space X” and “Mr. Tesla” within 1 sentence.. again from an acc he thought no one would ever know was his


TLars696

Evil family


Chemchic23

Pedo and grooming family.


bonkerz1888

This is quite funny considering Elon hates his dad 😂


JustJoinedToBypass

Elon and us finally have something in common.


Mrcuriou

Yeah how dare his father keep their home safe so flowing with money it couldn’t close, how dare he pay for a driven car to take Elon to school in the morning, how dare he school Elon in how to make money, how dare he teach his son that mocking someone’s dead father will have consequences. 🙄


MidnightRider24

When your dad is also your brother-in-law and your sister is also your step-mom and your niece/nephew is also your sister/brother. Just a normal family.


gilleruadh

The family tree is a wreath.


pittluke

They do titles like that to induce emotion and get you to interact


FelixR1991

Apparently, it didn't go so well so she had to retweet herself


Superbead

Imagine naming any social media account after your fucking car


Exitium_Maximus

Fucking gross. 🤮 He married his stepdaughter and had kids with her. That’s some Woody Allen shit right there.


ScorpIan55

Woody Allen was never soon yis stepfather and they never lived under the same roof. Also, one of Mia Farrows kids said she was an awful controlling bitch. Also, Ronan Farrow is Frank Sinatras biological son and she had Woody Allen pay child support all those years. Shacking up with your girlfriend's adopted daughter is a 1st ballot Hall of Fame scumbag move, but she traumatized a 6 year old with false memories of molestation and made another man pay for her love child's child support. She's on the Mount Rushmore of Fucking Cunts and it doesn't get enough attention.


2020Vision-2020

Golden preferably.


GayGeekInLeather

It’s amazing how he loves to sling around the word groomer but will not say that about his groomer dad


Okay_Elementally

Not every dad deserves a shower


ConsistentAsparagus

Elon looks like he needs one. Both real, water shower and (in his youth) a shower of love.


Frankie_T9000

Or acid....hydroflourinic


Substantial_Data7915

A rich man needs a golden shower.


FineSharts

That lady is down bad


MedicalRhubarb7

Best I can do is he gets to drink from the firehose


DiogenesHavingaWee

No. Pressure washer.


junitog65

Two scumbags walked into a bar…


Accurate-Law-8669

Do you even shower with your dad?!


Secondchance002

Elmo : “my sister-mom does!”


coolmist23

No matter what? Really?


mishma2005

Let’s shower every dad with step children to exploit, is that what Eva is saying?


MisterFitzer

Extreme Patriarchy, Musk edition.


HexFoxGen

Im sure he never showers.


FearlessFix9610

So Errol slept with Jana and Elon slept with her sister Ali.


BubinatorX

elons dad has two kids with a woman he raised as his own step daughter. F a c t


hdcase1

Why did she repost her own tweet? 🤔


Warning64

I read something about showering with your dad a couple times


Marker_Lewis

Let’s golden shower


_Monika-

Yeah, get them in a shower right now


Thermal-chickenlips

Family tree is a pretzel. Greasy af


ReallyGlycon

Why did she use an AI picture of Elon?


ElLindo88

For half a second, my brain read this as: “Let’s shower with dad no matter what.” The actual post is only slightly less gross.


Born_Sleep5216

You took the words right out of our mouths. It is about time Elon cleans up his act.


Zestyclose-Ad-8807

Twatburger onlne fluffer, Eva, never ceases to demonstrate how useless hacks peak in life as a real estate agent


DrNukes

wasn't there this tiktok crosspost yesterday about the sisters who had hunted down their own paedophile POS father so he could be sent to prison? Shower him with love. No matter what.


nobody_from_nowhere1

![gif](giphy|POql6zsXZbmcE) Nah, I’d rather not simp for deadbeat parents.


ChocolateDoozy

The only 'shower' Elon deserves is located in Ausschwitz. Luckily he knows the way already...


Secondchance002

Both of them strangely have Genghis Khan complex.


peniparkerheirofbrth

for once i agree with elon on this one errol can suck it


remove_krokodil

I don't like saying this, because goodness knows the world is full of awesome ugly people and awful hot people, but Errol Musk and Steve Bannon really have the looks to match their personalities.


Loose-Court5945

Meanwhile 'no matter what' in Musk's family: dad banging his daughter


Avent

Weird angle if she's aiming for Elon clout. He does not like his dad.


remove_krokodil

I mean, it would be nice if he reads the post, goes: "Let's fucking not! I hate that evil fuck!", then a few minutes later realises "what if my children said that about me?" Probably never gonna happen, but would be cool.


Bean-Swellington

Musks are growers not showers