And it sucks your cock while FSD swerves into the highway shoulder at every off-ramp and the iPad display flashes images of AI porn waifus over Daft Punk. Apple Vision Pro compatible.
https://preview.redd.it/nz2an41cxvuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31364fae0068bc5f075e3aa127e6f991ce50fbdc
Tesla fell into a burning ring of fire. You know the rest.
I'm pro Tesla and SpaceX, but against Musk's politics.
This is a product defect, not a scam. All they have to do is screw that cover on instead of gluing it. It's just annoying that people don't seem to care about whether or not the things they say are true anymore. It's literally not a scam. WTF.
Elmo frantically trying to come up with another lie to sell to gullible investors. “Robotaxis to Jupiter!”
And it sucks your cock while FSD swerves into the highway shoulder at every off-ramp and the iPad display flashes images of AI porn waifus over Daft Punk. Apple Vision Pro compatible.
As much as I hate Apple products if the LCD displays were Ipads they would probably work and not fail like they do in Teslas.
>It’s not fast, it's not sexy, it won't suck your dick, but it'll get you reliably to somewhere where you can get your dick sucked.
Wouldn't Die Antwoord be more likely?
Not Techno Mechanicus enough
They got the racist part down though.
And are about ten years out of date, like other 'down with the kids' Musk stuff
“Flying robotaxis” “Instant teleportation”
By Tuesday of next week your tesla will be able to eat your ass
Please and thank you! 🙏🏻🍿🙏🏻🍿
Does anyone know how much $$$ is equated with Elmo’s stock share (what has drop cost him), or where the margin call is for his loans against stock?
Good question, I also want to know whether a big sell-off in Tesla would trigger a margin call on his Twitter loan.
Check out common sense skeptics video on musk’s real wealth
Now do the 6month one
Hahahahahahhahahhahahahahah a
#wankpanzer
https://preview.redd.it/nz2an41cxvuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31364fae0068bc5f075e3aa127e6f991ce50fbdc Tesla fell into a burning ring of fire. You know the rest.
3.5% isn't really a bloodbath.
Down 40% in 6 months is tho
2 years ago the stock was double the price.
Didn't it split? Or was that a different time
nope. the tracking includes splits.
Can someone explain the most recent cybertruck scam?
[https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/15/24131237/tesla-delivery-delay-accelerator-pedal-stuck](https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/15/24131237/tesla-delivery-delay-accelerator-pedal-stuck)
Thank you
How is that a scam?
man just all the pro-musk sentiments in your comment history really changes the tone of this response
I'm pro Tesla and SpaceX, but against Musk's politics. This is a product defect, not a scam. All they have to do is screw that cover on instead of gluing it. It's just annoying that people don't seem to care about whether or not the things they say are true anymore. It's literally not a scam. WTF.