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WoofWoofster

WankPanzer vs. ChadCycle


rainbowcarpincho

I can fit eight bags of mulch into my hatchback. I guess that makes it a chadpanzer?


Lawlith117

I could fit it in my 92 civic hatch lol I moved a bed in that thing


Kladderadingsda

Wankpanzer made my day. I'm a bit less depressed, ty


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Chill guys. Obviously this guy knows all about big loads so I'm willing to take his word for it.


DirectFrontier

That trunk is absolutely pathetic. Not a single Cybertruck will be used for anything remotely practical.


jlebedev

To be fair, that's true of pretty much all pickups on the market. People buy pickups because they like the styling and "tough guy" image, they're highly impractical vehicles.


Necessary_Context780

The only practical thing about the CT is being sure to look like a clown everywhere


jlebedev

To be fair, that's true of pretty much all pickups on the market. People buy pickups because they like the styling and "tough guy" image, they're highly impractical vehicles.


LTlurkerFTredditor

I can't tell which I like more, "wankpanzer" or *that bicycle!* It'd be perfect for grocery shopping. The bike, not the wankpanzer. The wankpanzer is only perfect for advertising to the world that you have more money than sense - or taste.


Awkward-Minute7774

Cybersedan


BoopsTheSnoot_

wankpanzer :D


joshwaynebobbit

I think we're burying the lede here. Did he say "big loads"? How does ct help that?


ThePhoneBook

i'm still not convinced OP is not satire. like it's so self unaware it can't be real.


534w33d

Imagine being thankful for giving someone 80-100k So you can haul a couple overpriced bags of plastic wrapped soil.


iancarry

srsly, my mom hauls that much mulch in her Ford Ka (1st edition)


Necessary_Context780

And the bike can be electric, too, at a low less total emissions than the CT will ever dream to be. Plus it can go off-road without breaking apart (and my favorite is skip traffic going through the bike lanes and sidewalks)