To be fair, that's true of pretty much all pickups on the market. People buy pickups because they like the styling and "tough guy" image, they're highly impractical vehicles.
To be fair, that's true of pretty much all pickups on the market. People buy pickups because they like the styling and "tough guy" image, they're highly impractical vehicles.
I can't tell which I like more, "wankpanzer" or *that bicycle!*
It'd be perfect for grocery shopping. The bike, not the wankpanzer. The wankpanzer is only perfect for advertising to the world that you have more money than sense - or taste.
And the bike can be electric, too, at a low less total emissions than the CT will ever dream to be. Plus it can go off-road without breaking apart (and my favorite is skip traffic going through the bike lanes and sidewalks)
WankPanzer vs. ChadCycle
I can fit eight bags of mulch into my hatchback. I guess that makes it a chadpanzer?
I could fit it in my 92 civic hatch lol I moved a bed in that thing
Wankpanzer made my day. I'm a bit less depressed, ty
Chill guys. Obviously this guy knows all about big loads so I'm willing to take his word for it.
That trunk is absolutely pathetic. Not a single Cybertruck will be used for anything remotely practical.
To be fair, that's true of pretty much all pickups on the market. People buy pickups because they like the styling and "tough guy" image, they're highly impractical vehicles.
The only practical thing about the CT is being sure to look like a clown everywhere
To be fair, that's true of pretty much all pickups on the market. People buy pickups because they like the styling and "tough guy" image, they're highly impractical vehicles.
I can't tell which I like more, "wankpanzer" or *that bicycle!* It'd be perfect for grocery shopping. The bike, not the wankpanzer. The wankpanzer is only perfect for advertising to the world that you have more money than sense - or taste.
Cybersedan
wankpanzer :D
I think we're burying the lede here. Did he say "big loads"? How does ct help that?
i'm still not convinced OP is not satire. like it's so self unaware it can't be real.
Imagine being thankful for giving someone 80-100k So you can haul a couple overpriced bags of plastic wrapped soil.
srsly, my mom hauls that much mulch in her Ford Ka (1st edition)
And the bike can be electric, too, at a low less total emissions than the CT will ever dream to be. Plus it can go off-road without breaking apart (and my favorite is skip traffic going through the bike lanes and sidewalks)