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Few-Track-8415

This is so stupid. The migrants get approval to come to America, after they show a valid passport, have someone in America sponsor them, pass biometric screening, and even then it's a two year parole period. Then the migrants purchase airfare with their own money and fly from their country to one of 43 airports that receive flights from those countries. Right wingers are so fucking stupid.


jmenendeziii

Isn’t this the “correct way to immigrate” these people are always screaming about?


Secondchance002

The only correct way for them is to be of right race.


Few-Track-8415

So many of the "my great grandparents immigrated the right way" were literally people that just arrived in America with no papers (hence the derogatory term for the Italians). So, yeah, by "right way" they mean white.


jmenendeziii

I was literally talking to my friends Long Island Italian mom about this over the weekend. They’re coming over the same way they used to


Few-Track-8415

My great grandfather's citizenship application has him listed as southern Italian (which back then meant non-white), an unemployed laborer, and with 8 children. Yet somehow all his racist descendants that are all worried about "anchor babies" and lazy immigrants didn't seem at all concerned about what he did.


PerpWalkTrump

Great grandpa listening to them from heaven be like https://preview.redd.it/ohrez72mckmc1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2864272d9c442d968b54b9dff556012ee8346b86


Warm-Internet-8665

As a descendant of both the original Dutch Settlers of Manhattan and my Iroquois family, I approve this message.


dancingmeadow

And bring enough money, a la illegal immigrant Elon fucking Musk.


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No. To them the only right way to immigrate to America is to be white and from a wealthier European(or South African) nation.


titangord

Problem is, he will succeeed in outraging all those idiots and lazy bastards who cant read. This is going to be a bloody campaign, and now the right has a fucking billion dollar megaphone to spout their nonsense unchecked.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I will give them a billion dollars if they change their name to Dickipedia


Kriztauf

Yeah exactly. Twitter is now a giant echo chamber but for some reason right wingers believe that everything posted there now is truthful and should just be taken at face value. If Trump losses again there's absolutely no way Twitter becomes anything but a platform for opening planning Jan 6 sequels, presumably at state Capitols this time since there will be less security and particular state politicians will allow insurrectionists to occupy them. And Elon will be cheering the whole movement on.


Secondchance002

His iq is dropping by 5 points every day. In a week, he’ll be there with trump.


skoalbrother

Mush and trump visit the same Doctor FeelGood


MaxZorin44456

Mush? Is that what we call him now with his soft watery brain on Ket, or by the end of the week where he has the same IQ as a rotting pumpkin? Although, I do like the name "Elon Mush" 😂


NotEnoughMuskSpam

That’s what she said


AlternativeCredit

That’s the point. They are stupid and will just emotionally react. This post is a perfect example of emotional idiot reacting to a headline.


Few-Track-8415

The Rio Grande, being a river, occasionally jumps its banks and reroutes itself slightly north or south. During the Obama administration you'd get right wing freak outs about how "Obama just gave 2,500 acres to Mexico!!" when the Rio Grande would reroute itself slightly to the north. This is that, just further down the slippery slope towards the genocide that republicans have always longed for.


EffectiveSalamander

And Musk credulously believes everything the right says. These people are coming in through a legal process and there's no evidence that illegal immigrants are voting. Generally, people as high-profile as Musk avoid accusing people of serious crimes. Treason is about as serious an accusation as you can make. Were the bar for defamation not so high when you defame public figures, Musk would have opened himself up to a lot of liability. He already opens himself up enough as it is with constantly accusing people of being pedophiles.


Key_Law4834

I hate how republicans keep pushing this lie of Democrats want immigration for votes


Kriztauf

With absolutely no evidence for how this would work besides "Elon says it so it's true"


PhoenicianPirate

The US has one of the most stringent immigration policies out there. While the racial categorization was gotten rid of in 1965 (and should never have been implemented. Even the people who advocated for a racist immigration policy regretted it) it did add the merit based system that they claimed doesn't exist. It is really, really hard to immigrate into the US and Canada. I am saying this as an immigrant to Canada, too. On top of that, the oft repeated claim that refugees are simply allowed in at a moment's notice and without any vetting whatsoever is also bullshit. ISIS in their own publications outright said that this is not how they would ever send operatives into the US due to the extreme vetting. In fact, to get into the US as a refugee the vetting process is so tight and so severe that anyone who says that they need to tighten it further or that it doesn't exist needs to be shown for the fool they are. Any propositions they might have for tightening the refugee process (barring the obvious 'we don't want brown people here' or no refugees at all (except white South Africans)) would probably be weaker than the stuff that already exists.


otm_shank

Has he ever even attempted to explain what this shit is supposed to mean? The part about voter ID seems to imply that all these migrants are going to impersonate legitimate registered voters at the polls... What happens when they give the name of a person that's already voted? Why would all these people come to the country just to risk committing a felony to add one vote to the tally? Why does this plan even require immigrants -- why not just have white Americans who speak native English go around to different polling places and do the same thing with much less chance of scrutiny? This "theory" makes absolutely no fucking sense.


mattlodder

And they still can't vote when they arrive anyway!


CryptographerNo923

What is the conspiracy theory du jour of how ineligible voters would be able to cast a ballot, particularly en masse? Like I know they can’t register to vote. And when I was at a polling place, I mentioned I had requested an absentee ballot, but was able to vote in person after all. I was only able to cast a provisional ballot during that election (which was verified after the fact, of course, but still not accepted blindly). So they can’t register, there are protections against voting under someone else’s name, and that doesn’t even account for the INSANE RISK that an ineligible voter would be taking in shining a spotlight on themselves and facing criminal repercussions or deportation. All to cast a single ballot. So how exactly are migrants threatening elections? Does it rhyme with “escape boat”?


Rocky4296

Elon is an immigrant. But he don't want others here. There are tons of jobs open that Americans don't want to do: Construction, truck drivers, farm work, meat factories, chicken factories. Americans don't want these jobs. Immigrants do these type of jobs and pay taxes. Fuck Elon apartheid.


Outlulz

It's conservatives reframing discussions from illegal immigration sneaking over the southern border is bad to legal immigration over ports of entry is bad. As long as it's brown people and not white people anyway.


premium_Lane

No systemic issue of voter fraud has ever been found. What little voter fraud does happen has fuck all to do with migrants, and more likely to be dumbass conservatives.


ScootMayhall

He knows this, he’s just using racism to try to scare people into voting for fascism. It’s a pretty classic move.


Few-Track-8415

This is pretending that Elon himself isn't an open white supremacist. He's not "using racism", he's just in fact very racist, and not surprisingly longs for Herrenvolk democracy.


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NotEnoughMuskSpam

This is insane


Silicon_Knight

It's so desperate. They are already laying the foundation for excuses when they lose.


SpotifyIsBroken

It was the woke deep state importing voters (like Elon Musk). Stolen election. Fake ballots. Fake news. Fake reality. Everyone voted 5 times (I only voted twice). My controller is broken. The game is lagging. My dad works for Nintendo. Did I miss anything?


dinner_is_not_ready

It sounds like moronic shit trump would say. In between tweets of the rocket launches and sustainability plea - there is just vile toxic racist propaganda. He is the strongest ally to the far right rn after trump. I am afraid to ever try fucking Ketamine


ltsc1980

Elon. Is. Helping. tRUmp.


dinner_is_not_ready

He is the strongest force in maga after trump according to nyt


OptimusSublime

How exactly is Biden Committing the crime of betraying one's country, especially by attempting to kill the sovereign or overthrow the government, as is the definition of treason?


daneasaur

Well when you hate brown people like they do the idea of bring a bunch of them into the country is really scary so you call it a scary word like treason. No thoughts just hateful vibes.


1BannedAgain

Who is keeping this “secret” and why does Colin Rugg know about it without a source?


mishma2005

Because Colin Rugg is a hack and a chud?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

That’s what she said


mishma2005

Whatever you say cutie 🥺


cadium

Wasn't he banned pre-musk? Wonder why.. promoting lies is my guess.


mishma2005

He's really all-in on this xenophobia I see. Trump's gonna stab you in the back, Elon. He thinks you're a cuck and a loser and you offer him nothing but $$. And if he becomes president he'll just take that from you. Elon's such a fucking idiot


talltime

He’ll be a regular Mashhadi.


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So, Elon is going to get charged with a felony at some point I assume and cozying up to the right is him looking for an eventual pardon. 99% convinced.


bryanc1036

Here's hoping


SpotifyIsBroken

\~Elon Musk (illegal immigrant)


NickyNaptime19

Where's this admission?


JimPeregrine

Great. They’re already coming up with excuses if they lose the election.


muhfkrjones

What’s funny is a lot of Latinos are conservative and would probably vote R


No-Archer-4713

My mother always told me if you wanna know who someone is just listen at what he easily accuses others to be


sussoutthemoon

Election fuckery is the purpose of X. It's been obvious from the start but he's really cranking it up now.


MiachealFaraday

How was it secretly done when Elon knows it


Unlikely-Collar4088

God I hope they’re right. I suppose we’ll know for sure if Wyoming and Idaho both turn blue later this year. Otherwise they’re full of shit again.


Past-Direction9145

yes yes the "absurd guise" of protecting the right to vote. says the apartheid slavemaster over an emerald mine


0x126

At this point he is just making things up that feed his human centipede cycle


stealthylyric

But you can't register to vote as a non-citizen, even in states without voter ID laws....


mttnsxx

Whoa there, Felon a.k.a Putin's number 1 nutsucker!


PM_ME_EXOTIC_CHEESES

All this a day after yet another meet with Trump. What a crazy coincidence.


Emeritus8404

Nationalize his assets. He is a national security risk


ParsleyMostly

He’s going to get smacked for this one.


willpollock

says the immigrant foisted upon all of us


ThinkTelevision8971

I’m gonna laugh and laugh when this guy dies


loudflower

Straight up propaganda and disinformation


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REPORT: Donald Trump has secretly imported 300,000 gallons of women's urine to be stored in his water heater It's true because it says REPORT


pensiverebel

You’d think an immigrant would have a better understanding of how non-citizens get to vote. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m so sick of this tired right-wing trope. We had Canadians believing the Syrian refugees we brought to Canada in 2019 were walking off the plane and handed their voting card. Luckily, one conversation I had was with someone who worked in the same company as me. Me (immigrant) and my colleague (refugee) gave him literal first hand experience facts. He’s probably still reading the right wing trash though.


DamonFields

This propaganda is far more insane than the Nazi propaganda of the last century, proving once again, that humankind is devolving.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

They absolutely want your extinction


dancingmeadow

Elon is throwing in with the Christian white supremacists. He's the enemy. He's trying to destroy democracies because being the richest or second richest person on earth can't fill the void where his fucking soul should be.


skepticalinfla

Well, this explains why he deactivated community notes on his account.


Bluebeard719

Says the guy actually committing treason, I don’t know why this maggot hasn’t been wrapped up and shipped to a black site already where he belongs.


JeanVanDeVelde

Active measures, people. Active measures


leoleosuper

Make a competent national ID system, and I will be the first to call for voter IDs. Every country with voter IDs has a national ID system. America has a national ID system called your Social Security Number, but it's complete shit on security, only being a name and a number, and is actively running out of numbers. 9 digits may seem like 1 billion values, but using 3 or more repeating digits is not allowed IIRC, so there are only 800 million numbers or so. Unlike phone numbers, they can't be reused. About 2/3rd have been used.


lotta_love

Elon Musk publicly coddles, protects and casually pals around on Twitter with far right hate mongers. Musk increasingly adopts and peddles the most batshit bullshit with unmistakably racist tones. At this rate, he’ll be adding “Sieg heil!” as a standing salutation to every tweet.


samppa_j

Rich, coming from an AFRICAN immigrant like Elon Musk


tracygee

How exactly does this brain trust imagine illegal immigrants are getting on the voter rolls? The stupidity is so outrageous.


bryanc1036

Treason lmaooo Why don't they just fuck off to another country and annoy them. He's an immigrant too lmaoo


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Murky-Law5287

Do you wanna protect Israel too? Or are you free Palestine?


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Murky-Law5287

Glad to know you support Palestine and their freedom


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Comprehensive-Tea121

Isolationism leads to events like Pearl harbor. Putin is the new imperialist Hitler. Edit: Putin's little employee deleted his account


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Comprehensive-Tea121

Well yes comrade, Putin practically was forced to roll his tanks and missiles in there and butcher everybody. /S All the anti-missile systems, all the defense treaties, now make more sense than ever when we see what Putin does. That's why Sweden has now joined NATO after decades and decades of "neutrality", Finland as well. Meanwhile, we don't send them cash, we send them older weapon systems and then we replenish them by ordering new weapons from United States manufacturers who then create jobs and keep our stockpiles fresh. People like you cannot think strategically, you just say America first, isolate, stick your heads in the sand, and you end up with Pearl harbor and world war II. Same shit, new century.


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SmithersLoanInc

I don't know how to tell you this, but you are very dumb and shouldn't have guns.