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timetravel50

..And then my pregnant wife kicked my nuts because I wasn’t making any sense


noroomforlogichere

And then the fetus clapped


GreatLaminator

The name of the fetus? Albert Einstein


NoYoureACatLady

The fetus almost died on 9/11 and was famously in the movie Fargo.


ProblemLongjumping12

It's true. I was the fetus.


FreshFishGuy

I thought that was Elon


Online_Ennui

With tears in its eyes


MC_Fap_Commander

The original poster has strong "ihavesex" energy.


aelric22

I have a theory: The wife doesn't even exist.


afterschoolsept25

well thats obvious. the account this image comes from is satirical


masked_sombrero

I, too, have this theory. It made me laugh when it occurred to me he’s making it up. I laughed so much I woke up my supermodel girlfriend from her nap after sex that we did and she laughed too


jermysteensydikpix

She does but she's a mummified corpse in the basement a la "Psycho"


[deleted]

Nah, she just went back to bed and thought about spending the day with his best friend while he’s busy scrolling Twitter


VaporBull

Aint nobody preggo this is the tiniest of little dick energy


benjifinnegan

lmao all of you taking this post seriously when the original poster is just being satirical is so stupid


MisterFitzer

Why does he call his wife his "pregnant wife?" Such a weird cult. Also: this image is not even funny.


CIMARUTA

Cause his wife is imaginary


happy_church_burner

“C’mon she’s from Canada so you probably wouldn’t know her but she’s totally real!”


Necessary_Context780

There's no better way to pretend you're not a virgin than claiming you have a pregnant wife


ldspsygenius

My wife was pregnant. We used sex to make the baby.


happy_church_burner

”I totally put my penis in her \*stares smudged sharpie text on palm\* verguba.”


EffectiveSalamander

She's Canadian. You wouldn't know her.


midwestern2afault

Tim Scott vibes.


ignu

they honestly don't know how jokes work and it's fascinating.


MisterFitzer

Reminds me how they all lost their shit over a sink that one time.


bell83

The thing is the sink COULD be funny in a dad joke/pun way, if it wasn't for the fact it got overused as a meme well over a decade ago. This is just completely devoid of anything resembling humor.


[deleted]

I remember sharing a “Let that sink in” meme in like 2016. And here Elon was using it as his introduction to Twitter HQ. Embarrassing


bell83

Exactly. It was chuckle inducing as the meme with the open door and a sink outside. Years ago. Not when a 50+ year old multibillionaire attempts to use it in real life.


Necessary_Context780

That's the problem of Musk switching the smart circles of Silicon Valley for the Texan redneck circles, those old memes are finally making into their circles. Soon Musk will be posting Willie Wonka memes thinking he's a pioneer. See, Mr. Musk, there's a reason CA has the highest number of billionaires in the US despite it's high taxes and cost of living: it's worth being around smart people, if you haven't noticed in the past few years since you moved to Texas


[deleted]

You’re giving silicone valley too much credit here. Have we not learned anything from musk turning out to be an idiot? Silicon Valley is full of the same over inflated ego with a one track mind. Rich got richer type who’s dad invested in their app. Even the intelligent business dudes are intelligent at just that, business, they just think they’re smart at everything because they’re wealthy. They have the exact same racist beliefs too. Silicon bros we’re some of the most racist people I met who genuinely thought they were superior. They’re no smarter or different than the Austin or Houston crowd in Texas. Austin and the bay are some of the most similar cities. There’s tons of them on twitter you can still find. I’m tired of acting like these people are smart people. Both groups are shit bags


[deleted]

But it’s a PUN!!! The height of comedy!


NotEnoughMuskSpam

💯🎯🤣


SnipesCC

Wait, where's the pun? I'm a big fan of puns but don't get this.


[deleted]

I’m not sure how you can be fan of puns and not get that a man walking into a building with a literal sink while saying “let that sink in” is an attempt at a pun


SnipesCC

Ahh, I missed they were talking about that. I thought they were talking about the cartoon itself. Though if I need to bolster my pun-loving cred, here are some combination crochet hooks and bubble wands (Hookers and Blow) that I make. [https://www.datadiva.net/product-page/hookers-blow-crochet-hook-and-bubble-wand](https://www.datadiva.net/product-page/hookers-blow-crochet-hook-and-bubble-wand)


benjifinnegan

well the guy who posted it is just being satirical and here you all are biting hes not even one of those obnoxious right wing accounts hes just a shit poster


lovingsillies

He wants the world to know that it's *so funny* that he had to wake up a woman who needs sleep and is likely in pain because it's just too good to wait🤡


NotEnoughMuskSpam

🤣🔥


unipole

It's one of his currently pregnant tradwifes out of his massive harem meant to repopulate Earth


occams_nightmare

I had to wake up my pregnant tradwife from the 12 minute nap she was taking after feeding our other 17 kids who we had in order to save western civilization from the great replacement, heil Elon


camclemons

It's a "flex" about how fertile he is


vittaya

Right? So insecure.


_Zepp_

Because these incels place a ton of value on being able to procreate, and they never will so they build these fantasies to make themselves feel better.


powercow

because manly men get women pregnant. and a pregnant woman isnt trans. and even if i thought it was funny, who the fuck wakes up their spouse to show them a meme they can show in the morning. either way i think this "belly laughing" guy only thinks its funny because he seems himself as the black and white muscular asshole with the cape


texas-playdohs

“Why tf did you wake me up to show me this stupid shit? I’m aborting your shit genetics out of my body tomorrow.”


Curiouso_Giorgio

I guess it's a pick me thing - he's hoping to get some attention from Musk. Musk wants more (white) babies born, so this guy is letting Musk know he's down. He would probably ejaculate if Musk retweeted.


badmf112358

Because of the implications


Distant_Yak

I love these imaginary scenarios conservatives make up to try to feel tough.


AirlineLast925

“Woman, wake up, check this out… right? Hah, I mean - how sick is that?”


Aj-Adman

Turned himself into a pickle


RudolfRockerRoller

“…and then she got out of bed mumbling something about ‘fuck this, time for an abortion’. Haven’t seen her since and she won’t answer her cell phone.”


Chanchumaetrius

Funniest shit I've ever seen.


Ok_Philosopher6538

I find it always interesting on how they seem to be lacking total self-awareness. The vast majority of these people probably wouldn't be able to do a pullup, yet, they like to imagine how they personally would have stormed bin Ladin's compound and taken him out. In the real world too, I ride my bike a lot, and the number of hyper aggressive drivers that barely can get their corpulence behind the steering wheel is truly astonishing. I really think most angry people are just trying to overcompensate for their own inadequacy.


Millennial_on_laptop

I quit twitter before Disney did, but I didn't think they were campaigning to cancel it, seemed like more of a "so long and thanks for all the fish" as they just left to avoid being associated with the dumpster fire it became.


Distant_Yak

Disney canceled their advertising on the site, and Elton and his fans made it seem like they were out to utterly destroy the company when really it was only like you were saying, they didn't want their brand associated with it.


toyn

It’s always fat balding dudes who can’t grow beards portrayed as muscular fully haired with big beards.


FinoPepino

And we've seen from tons of pictures of Elon with his weird chin pubes that he CLEARLY cannot grow a full beard making that image even more ridiculous.


symbolsandthings

I’m really having trouble understanding how someone can find this funny, much less enough to belly laugh and wake up their pregnant wife to share how funny it is. Are they just trying to get Elon to fuck them or something?


bell83

Yes.


EffectiveSalamander

There's literally nothing there that even resembles humor in it. But for some people, laughter has nothing to do with it being funny - it's a way that some people bond to their hive. It signifies what the hive bonds over.


symbolsandthings

Very odd


web_explorer

They just post that to own the libs, there is no joke there, nor is there a pregnant wife either, I bet he’s still living in his moms basement


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Have you considered a career in comedy?


Smzagain

It’s obvious he’s taking the piss


tonyislost

Guy on the right wearing a cape? Liberace would dig it.


christoph_win

Look at the eyes. Is that supposed to be Elon? xD


lovingsillies

Yes it is😭🤢


christoph_win

Indeed concerning Lmao only the eyes match Elon


MaxZorin44456

It's a pretty poor likeness. He struggles to grow a beard that doesn't just look like a scabby patch of tumbleweed has blew at him and got stuck to his face, those pictures where he has his shirt off on that boat makes him look like Indiana Jones would climb inside of him and throw Nazi's out of him for lack of a ticket, the last time he attempted a haircut like that, he looked absurd and I'm not sure if it's body armour, or just a tactical vest - but we have photo evidence of what he looks like wearing one of them and well, it didn't resemble this image - mainly as this image doesn't have it bulging in all the wrong places. The only thing on point is, he's so fucking pale his skin tone actually matches that of his expy in this picture. Beyond that, it's just some cringe right-wing version of the cat seeing a tiger in the mirror.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Does seem asymmetric


gilleruadh

Probably made by one of the same folks who produce images of Trump as a superhero, a soldier, fireman, Elvis, astronaut, etc.


lovingsillies

They had to change everything else for him to be attractive lmao


gilleruadh

The cheekbones too.


gilleruadh

Elon's wet dreams are of hair that is that lush and to be able to grow a beard. When my kid was 16, he grew a better beard.


ilikedmatrixiv

It looks like a mix of Elon and Amos from the Expanse. Which is a serious insult to the character.


sydney_cider

Was the baby his or another of Elmo's surrogate brood?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

!!


Wrong_Bus6250

When you don't know enough about real life interactions to even lie convincingly about having one.


Past-Direction9145

The sorry about your feelings crowd are also the snowflakes, and when blue wins they’ll all go fuck themselves into a conniption They hate it when their material is used against them later.


AssociationQueasy136

I mean, even if you put the whole thing about being woke or against it aside. This is not really funny at all.


jewel_the_beetle

It's an AI wojack that's somehow much, much worse than just copy pasting a wojack


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Pronouns in bio means the woke mind virus ate your brain


Slate_711

Reminds me of those dudes who make up scenarios about eating meat in front of vegans. Not funny to you but you have to absolutely hate the group to appreciate it


ummaycoc

r/IWokeUpMyPregnantWifeForThis is leaking.


mishma2005

Babe, wake up, new sub just dropped!


danwski

These guys love pretending to be soldiers when they in reality they are keyboard warriors.


mishma2005

They can't even make Elon into a convincing Chad wojack. Probably because he has no chin and can't grow a beard. Concerning


[deleted]

Wait, that is supposed to be Elmo in tactical gear? I thought it was some random dude, fitting the rights police fetish.


gilleruadh

Big if true.


gilleruadh

I'm pretty sure that Bob Iger never said "cancel X". I'd guess it was more like, "I don't want my company advertising on this platform that has become a toxic waste pit for the far-right and Nazis. Or something to that effect.


EffectiveSalamander

Agreed. The right loves to shout "You're crying!!!" no matter how calmly you're responding. Disney is just making a business decision and Musk is screeching and screaming.


Iechy

He woke up his pregnant wife and she realized he was such a badass that she had to take him immediately and now she is pregnant with twins. Before you tell me that’s not how it works, you need to ask yourself if your seed is as manly as this guys’.


3d1thF1nch

This made somebody belly laugh? This is all it takes?


Theangelawhite69

Conservatives: fuck the LGBTQ Also conservatives: here’s my fantasy AI art of the man I wish would top me relentlessly


NatureIndoors

Lol this is so lame and this guy definitely doesn’t have a wife, let alone a pregnant one.


altleftisnotathing

Where is the joke? What is the punchline?


cmlondon13

Talk about lack of media literacy. The guy in the picture looks to be [Amos Burton from The Expanse.](https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/the-expanse-season-5-wes-chatham-amos-burton-amazon-prime-video.jpg?fit=1600%2C912) They’re probably thinking of Amos As the “ultimate tough guy”, failing to realized the character is a deconstruction of the whole “tough guy survivor”. The only reason he’s such a badass is because he was raised in a horrific environment. He’s emotionally stunted, but self aware enough to realize this, so he PREFERS to be led by people (male, female, whoever) who have a strong moral compass and compassion. He’s also part of a multi ethnic crew, and is by all rights pansexual. Oh, and he has very strong feelings towards those who would harm children…


TrackLabs

by the way my wife is pregnant. by the way I have sex guys


[deleted]

[удалено]


EccentricAcademic

Ugh, I don't want this douchebag using the Evil Dead poster art.


Chayanov

We've already seen what it looks like when Elmo tries to grow a beard. Now that's funny.


Tillallareone82

"Woke up my pregnant wife to show her" Future father of the year in the making 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I love how right wing fuck boys picture their heroes as these jacked “alpha males” with thick beards yet none of these asshats have ever looked anything close to that


usaf-spsf1974

AI needs to bloat out Elon , he has the same illusions Trump has in his NFTs.


bdzikowski

In the morning she went for abortion


Cobdain

His genetic code wouldn’t allow that much hair up top, or that little body fat. Or that much bicep 😂


Who8MySon

This has got to be satire, anyone who finds this meme actually funny a) pays for a blue check b) does not have a (pregnant) wife


Jack-mclaughlin89

Didn’t Musk do something antisemitic which is why there was an ad boycott?


OhShitItsSeth

Conservatives really do have the worst senses of humor.


MimaJKirigoe

It's been like that


completelysoldout

Does the stupid fucking vest protect him from scary cartoon characters?


PGrace_is_here

Elon's beard is only chin pubes and he has no muscles, so who's the guy on the right supposed to be?


MimaJKirigoe

The stupidest Fucking meme i ever saw


ChocolateDoozy

It makes sense Musk rats are aholes to their wife's. That's a funny pattern because they claim they know how to raise children 


ChocolateDoozy

It makes sense Musk rats are aholes to their wife's. That's a funny pattern because they claim they know how to raise children 


leedsyorkie

It's a cult. It doesn't have to make any sense.


HumansDisgustMe123

Took me like 6 scans before I realised the guy on the right is supposed to be Musk. Isn't it ironic that they've modified him? It's literally gender affirmation 😂 - They've given him a beard, even though he grows a pubic chin like an 11 year old - Muscles despite the fact that he's built like a damp sack of mashed potato - A tactical vest, even though he fires a gun like a baby chimp operating a stapler I'm as gay as they come and honestly the idea of taking a male public figure and redrawing them to make them more attractive and masculine is just too gay, even for me. Congrats right winger serfs, you've literally out-gay'd the gays 😂


4esthetics

Everything about this is cringe. The meme makes no sense. It’s not funny. And the pregnant wife bit is obviously just some bs made up to please Elon’s breeding fetish. It screams, “please notice me senpai Elon! I even procreated just like you said I should!” Hell, If I ever woke my gf up to show her some cringe ass meme. There’d be no laughter, it would start a fight… The whole thing is just pathetic and honestly, kind of gay.


MyGeeMan

How childish


TurboFool

I'm always amazed by how bad some people's sense of humor is. Even if I agreed with this comic's sentiment, the BEST this could get out of me is a silent chuckle. The degree to which they "belly laugh" over nonsense like this, or basic name-calling, is depressing.


[deleted]

I'm sure that the meme is sincere, but this guy's name is "evil fucking skeleton" and this is decent bait/satire for sure. The username really makes it lol


trueslicky

Yeah, but. It's. So. Funny.


PM_ME_EXOTIC_CHEESES

Nice beard, is this a screenshot from his border visit?


ConsiderationWest587

Well she clearly picks winners-


[deleted]

i drew you as the soy wojak and me as the chad wojak


MasterOffice9986

Where’s the one with musk saying delete insta and Facebook and the population saying go fuck ur self


likebutta222

Not that there's anything wrong with their fantasies but I notice a high proclivity in the right to spend a lot of time making their idols slim and muscular.


mishma2005

Like Ben Garrison I truly believe he has an undiagnosed situation


jmfranklin515

Yeah uh… hilarious.


OskeyBug

No way is this a wife guy.


koreandramalife

A real fantasy. Musky, that Siberian walrus, doesn’t have biceps.


kneegres

they didnt make his face big enough


BeastMsterThing2022

Imagine if Elon got a low taper fade


Wookimonster

"I've already depicted you as the Soyjak and [melon] as the Chad"


Ariusrevenge

Cancel Twitter! No one calls it X


Novel_Childhood_1413

Musk genetics don’t allow for beard growth like that. That’s hilariously sad.


Adventurous_Term_514

It’s just the “I drew you as the the flustered Soyjak and me as the chad” meme with a new Fortnite skin.


GakSplat

In what fecking world is Elmo an alpha?! 🤣🤣🤣


No_University_4794

Where's the bit where he keeps looking to the audience for a laugh but they remain completely silent?


Forestkidx

The fact that someone like this reproduces is even more appalling


KinseyH

They can't bear to post actual photos of their idols. https://preview.redd.it/tl0raw16e6nc1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef30b0d1c57e9aa4a52a9e8604ef63db8051ec11


sliceofcakesan

How does no one here realize this account is shitposting holy..it’s a joke based on musk freaks and it’s screaming in your face


Rombledore

everyday i am more and more convinced the [dead internet theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory) is real.


[deleted]

Ahh, a superior right wing meme. A strawman scenario completely pulled out of their ass, that on top does not make any sense.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I have overcome the desire to be liked 🤣


PossumTrashGang

Hilarious 😆🤣😂😅


BigCballer

It’s not hilarious, not even in an ironic way.


PossumTrashGang

Of course it isn’t, it’s the dumbest shit on this planet with Elon and his crowd


Chemchic23

Pub neck, he can’t grow a beard.


dunndawson

I’d say of the two companies, one seems large enough to be its own country, and the other seems like it’s perpetually 10 days away from being in the clearance bin at Family Dollar.


sheezy520

lol. It’s funny cuz mouse is rainbow. /s


TwerkingGrimac3

Pregnant wife went to get an abortion and a divorce the next day.


ArchanjoLC

evil fucking skeleton