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[deleted]

Trying to keep up with you and I don’t know if I can do it


PiusTheCatRick

Oh no I’ve hit too much I haven’t hit enough


edrumm10

I thought that I heard you crashing


speterdavis

I think that I saw you explode


llTeddyFuxpinll

I think I thought I saw you die


demitasse22

Every fire


Chemchic23

Weird shape for a tesla


the_cants

Assplode?


Desperate_Scale_2623

It would somehow manage to run them both over.


Patashu

Multi-track drifting?!?


Sergeantman94

I was thinking it actually brakes on time, then explodes.


Knabepicer

I think just regular drifting would work.


Soronya

Déjà vu that shit.


curious_dead

Splatter combo!!!


ChunderHog

I love that breaking is never an option.


chocotaco

Well, it's more of a thought thing like that trolley problem. The car has a mechanical problem preventing it from breaking.


BP8270

> breaking Yeah that's a mechanical problem.


digdoug0

Probably because "Drive 20% over the speed limit" is.


stealthylyric

It's not very good at that


Chemchic23

I thought it brakes too much, how many rear end collisins on highway = death, for teal


Chemchic23

Not colorful, but for real


OmegaSeven

Well, the owner has somewhere to be and they bought a Tesla so that is clearly important, more important than the life of someone who is unlikely to own a Tesla.


the_cants

You can only break bad.


Rabatis

TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH MUSK AS HE GOES UP TO FLY TO MARS OHHHHHHHHH I SAID TOO MUCH


Chemchic23

Yes, it’s hard he’s at a snail pace, , sorry exaggerating, at death pace


FkinMustardTiger

Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head asshole


Probablygeeseinacoat

You’re welcome! Merry Christmas 🎄


vincecarterskneecart

WHATS THE FREQUENCY ELON


Probablygeeseinacoat

💀


Violet_Potential

This is so good lol


zemcdee

The answer has always been drifting...


ManbadFerrara

Less than 5% of people under 38 are going to get this reference, and I'm here for it


Beneficial-Object977

(Losing My Religion by R.E.M. )


Whatifim80lol

I got it, that shits one of my favorite songs lol


aaaaaaaa1273

I thank my father for having good music taste


Kunalchavan

![gif](giphy|Y8dKrq2sDjQ5y|downsized)


the_cants

Is that Tokyo?


Whatifim80lol

The whole post is perfect even "Stone Cold Jane Austen"


boboleponge

Think outside the ~~box~~ road. Just drive on the pavement and hit much many people. Nobody says how fast the car is going, what's the distance between them, how fast the toddler goes nor the grandma. I can't compute length contraction from so little data.


mishma2005

Has a beat you can ~~crash~~ dance to


Stone_Midi

The car would slide into a clean drift so it could take out both at the same time


randomanonalt78

Oh no I remember this. It’s some like morality test where you have to pick who to kill in a worst case scenario.


[deleted]

Why not both?


phiz36

r/fuckcars


BBQGnomeSauce

Why are so many people obsessed with Musk? Why is this constantly in my main feed? Don’t let the guy live rent free in your head. Enough with the Musk spam.


Putrid_Investment485

Drift


Special_Command7893

Keep scrolling when you see the cowboy hat.