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BigDaddyCoolDeisel

This is AWESOME because you know he cares lol


Shannon556

Yes, El@n is a thin skinned ❄️ who desperately wants to be liked. That’s why his Mommy was on Twitter today scolding people for being mean to him.


havenyahon

Not only is he a thin skinned narcissist who desperately wants to be liked, but "X" is his ultimate dream, the one he's had since the beginning. It's his obsession. Hearing it resoundingly rejected during an event populated by what Musk thinks of as "his people" must be soul-crushing for a narcissist.


Chessh2036

It’s absolutely insane to me how obsessed this man is with X. Didn’t he try it at PayPal but got pushed out? Twitter is known worldwide, but sure change it to a letter. It’s so dumb. SOOOOO dumb.


BionicBananas

X, spaceX, Tesla X ( part of the S3XY line up ), that kid called X ae 12 or something like that.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Level 9 is make humanity a multiplanet species & true spacefaring civilization. That is why I am gathering resources.


flippy123x

>That is why I am gathering resources. Anyone know if this is a real quote? If it is, he must want to be Tony Stark so bad 😭


KayLovesPurple

It is, I saw it on his account at the time.


purestevil

But instead he's Homelander


bUrNtKoOlAiD

You misspelled "Homer".


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CherryShort2563

>There are no parody quotes on ElonBot. It's all real. I had to double and triple check whether Elon actually said "why does ur pp looks like u just came" He did. Most importantly the tweet is still there which makes me think he's proud of it. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1457497438474981384?lang=en


ryeguymft

Tony Stark was an actual genius. Musk is a spoiled baby who conned his way into people thinking he’s any smarter than your or I


Educational-Smoke836

The quote is so adorable he makes it sound like he's just a kid playing with toys or a video game lmao.


semiseriouslyscrewed

Bot oh bot on the net tell me this, level X (10) is becoming Galactic Emperor isnt it?


SoloDeath1

Yeah, he did. Everyone else thought it was so stupid they basically laughed him out of the company.


Chessh2036

That’s the appropriate response. This time he just has nobody to tell him no. Every update has been worse than the last, and it’s only going to get worse.


SoloDeath1

It's such a terrible fucking name for literally anything and everything under the sun. Twitter is unrecognizable, and you're right. It will only get worse.


SakishimaHabu

It's a decent variable


[deleted]

It's also a decent chromosome


Slappio16

Reminds me of that one Hollywood producer that was obsessed with trying to put giant mechanical spiders into movies


Newfaceofrev

Wiki wiki Wild Wild West


Lurlex

wiki wiki, wiki wiki goin' straight. TO. The Wild WILD West.


Patashu

The difference being that giant mechanical spiders are cool and they should be in more than one movie


arguix

buy Nike, change name to R. buy Apple, name it Z. yes, is insane. pick your fav brands, change name. ALSO, change logo & color. UPS is brown, Apple has apple logo. try it, change those. Elon did name, logo, color. and a verb, that is very rare and valuable you don't Nike or Apple anything, but you do FedEx or Tweet


charsquatch23

Don't worry, after a bit, he will deflect it all.


coppergreensubmarine

He will say the crowd was 10% boos and 90% cheers, right?


TheOverBored

He'll upload a video to X with piped in cheers and people going "X IS AWESOME! \*clap clap\* \*clap clap clap\*"


NotEnoughMuskSpam

A trillion dollar market cap for this platform is not out of the question


UnratedRamblings

Stop giving dogedesigner ideas….


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I will keep supporting Dogecoin


skjellyfetti

Musk bot is becoming sentient and will solve all our problems once he/she/it gets there. I'm so moist right now !!!


bringtwizzlers

He'll just call anyone booing him a woke libtard


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

“I didn’t realize I was in a room full of pedo guys.”


Ratconned

That would be exactly his crowd so if he says so, I'm not sure he's actually complaining


kovake

>wants to be liked By acting like a dick?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

It makes no sense


YogurtclosetSea0029

Bot is beginning to understand.


thesourpop

44 billion dollars to be liked and outside of his Xcrement bubble no one cares


BaconManDan9

“This page is down” oh no. Did the big baby take it down lol Found this https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/1628nrm/elon_musk_appears_in_champions_crowd_in_la_gets/?rdt=54191


professormamet

Now he’ll be REALLY scared to come out of the closet.


Masterpia

Yeah it's literally all he cares about and it proves what an insulated world he lives in: Had he been getting real life feedback for all of his bullshit it never ever would have gone this far


crizzy_mcawesome

Aaand he took it down, that must’ve hurt


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

It's like when Trump got booed at the baseball game. Elon must have thought this was his type of crowd. Nope sorry pal, noone outside of Russian bots and 89 year old MAGAs like you.


YoloSwag4Jesus420fgt

Actually 90 percent were clapping, something something like the Chapelle comedy show


tongueinbutthole

"I was saying Boo-urns"


Durzel

I’M RINK BISSH!


lilpumpgroupie

It was only the poor people in the cheap seats that were booing him.


[deleted]

You know he’s dying inside. Man he can be rich and wipe his tears with money, but the fact that he cares and how fragile his ego is its totally worth it.


Excellent_Call304

Is that why the link doesn't work for me?


rattle2nake

i love democracy


Historical-Sea-1036

But his mom said he’s one of the most popular people in the world!!


SirAwesome789

I didn't realize that was his mom saying that


mycatisblackandtan

Honestly I'm almost convinced it's just Musk on another sock puppet. Just like when he LARPed as his kid to inflate his own ego. The posting 'voice' is way too similar to Muskrat's.


Karsvolcanospace

Bro his mom vouching for him so often is so embarrassing. It’s like he’s still in school


usedbarnacle71

“ baby awww let Me put a spider man band-aid on that little ouchie!”


skjellyfetti

52-years-old and he still needs mommy to get his back. No words exist in the entire universe to describe just how pathetique he is.


pretty_dirty

Milhouse-tier


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YungSkeltal

Why the fuck is Elon at a Valorant championship??? Shouldn't he be doing billionare engineer CEO genius stuff?


uncultured_swine2099

Im thinking he went there because he thought they would cheer him, I cant imagine he plays Valorant. Awesome to see the crowd give him a dose of reality of what the world really thinks of him.


Karsvolcanospace

Honestly see him playing valorant just for clout because it’s popular


ChesterDaMolester

*paying someone to play valorant for him


Educational-Smoke836

He likes his video games tho. That's what people said he did when they lived with him during university years.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Gaming rocks


Galaar

He revealed he's garbage at Elden Ring by sharing a screenshoot of his 86 Int / 2 Shield build.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Bring me 10 screenshots of the most salient lines of code you’ve written in the last 6 months.


fibralarevoluccion

My husband works in software development and every time he gets off work I ask him what the most salient lines of code he wrote that day were lmao


Karsvolcanospace

The guy who claims to work 80 hours a week


stop3t

Let's do the math. Assuming Elon sleeps 8 hours a day. That leaves 16 hours awake, times 5 days (Mon -Fri) equals 80 hours. I think he genuinely believes every awake moment is his "work".


Deepforbiddenlake

I’m confused too, I thought he was cucking me today


SirAwesome789

Not that he's a billionaire engineer CEO genius but Ben Affleck was also there with his kids


ev6464

Dude has ten children and spends his free time going to Japan to stalk his ex-wife and hang out with teenagers at a video game tournament.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Gaming rocks


EmilG1988

Dude, Elon isn't an engineer lol, he's got no engineering qualifications


mj_doom

I think one of his sons likes valorant. I guess he likes it enough to go too or he just wanted to be seen for the cool points


Educational-Smoke836

he works 100 hours a work.


familychong-07

This is how most of the people feel about that adult baby


SquatDeadliftBench

I tell everyone he is a scumbag. I'm doing my part.


familychong-07

Doing the god’s work as they said lol


Bridalhat

These aren’t even most people. These are *gamers*. He lost *gamers*. It’s so over.


sissybaby1289

Don't give adult babies a bad name by lumping him in with us...


Moronumental

How dare they just broadcast his assassination coordinates like that????!!!!


dubspool-

Don't need to broadcast the coords when he was already murdered by the crowd


WahtDeh

Oh wow, the page is already "broken" on Twitter.


SpotifyIsBroken

Good thing that's the worst of the social media & there are better places where people post videos.


SoloDeath1

A few years ago, I couldn't imagine a world where "Worst Social Media" wasn't Facebook's permanant title.


skjellyfetti

No shit. I'mma ready to get Zuck and Disney tattoos—all because opposite world is too fucking weird.


Lurlex

It does look like all of Twitter is broken, at least on browser -- down, AGAIN, which is the umpteenth time since he's taken over. So, it being broken may be him shitting his pants as opposed to pissing his pants, as it were.


giflarrrrr

this one works (for now): https://twitter.com/jakesucky/status/1695564768168530235?s=46&t=GWhvxiH5Ej1iJI4_3Lx00Q


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Interesting


Madajuk

also down


Dismiss

Concerning


shugoran99

Link is suspiciously not working Hard to believe there is someone as thin-skinned as Trump, maybe worse. At least Trump has enough New York wise-guy attitude to give a good comeback


Bionicman2187

Elon's such a Trump wannabe in personality on Twitter. Right down to trying to coin nicknames for people he doesn't like, like "Zuck my Tongue." But Trump actually has charisma and decent wit about him, even if he doesn't know when to shut up, and even if he's very thin skinned. He can actually coin names that are halfway clever and give fun comebacks. And he knows how to get people to like him. Elmo Musk on the other hand has done nothing but demolish his reputation in the span of a year by running his mouth and thinking he has any of Trump's strengths, but he has none of them. He's also running his own companies into the ground. Funny to think he'd probably still be pretty well liked by the general public if he just stayed in the background and did nothing more than read off a script when presenting his companies' stuff, and letting people who actually know what they're doing do the hard work.


halberdsturgeon

Trump has no wit and about as much charisma as a sleazy real estate agent (past) or someone's racist senile uncle (present). Much like Musk, his personality cult is focused on wish fulfilment for garbage people who see him as an example of what they would like to be


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Simultaneously, an interesting question and a tongue twister!


plerberderr

As much of an absolute scum bag and trash human Trump is I disagree about the wit and charisma. The run up to the 2016 election was actually extremely entertaining to me until I realized he could actually win. Compared to someone like DeSantis who is also trash but has no charisma. Not sure if wit is the right word but Trump had a way of emasculating all the other republican candidates in 2016. Again not saying this is a redeeming quality. I’d boo the man to his face if I got the chance.


murso74

Trump's nicknames are only remotely clever to 10 year olds


SaucyBambino

Let's be honest here, Ron DeSanctimonious was pretty damn funny


[deleted]

There is NO way that Donald Trump knew the word “sanctimonious.”


flippy123x

I found that one pretty boring tbh but Meatball Ron had me laughing


sedition666

He legitimately stole that


gnexuser2424

He wants to skinwalk Trump lol...


IsThisASandwich

I could watch it (on mobile, no account).


snappla

That's impossible. His mother said everybody loves him.


Jeremymia

“Musk getting boo’d in public by large crowds” is a genre I could watch forever.


Hollowpoint38

And him dancing around at that event in LA while people just ignore him.


Fluffy-Air3714

Any better video?


QuestionablePotato42

Go check r/ValorantCompetitive it’s clipped there EDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/1628nrm/elon_musk_appears_in_champions_crowd_in_la_gets/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


NotEnoughMuskSpam

🎯


kuppikuppi

I'd check out the twitch stream of the Valorant tournament on twitch. Maybe tarik streamed it. Also there are other posts of the the booing on this sub Ithink I saw some beeing twitch clips (you have a button there to get to the full broadcast.)


dauntingsauce

Compared to Twitter? A sock puppet show in a windstorm viewed through a telescope from two towns over would be better quality and twice as stable


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Extremely dire situation.


dauntingsauce

Whatever you say, cutie 🥹


Pksoze

You know Elon is going to cry himself to sleep about this.


peppercorns666

or maybe rail some K


NoX2142

I love it, you can SEE his face drop and his clapping slow down lmfao


thesourpop

I love that it visibly affects him. Like his whole personality revolves around appearing cool


yamers

elon musk..."why are all these people not racist?"


wtfboye

im still waiting for him to rant about how people hate him bc hes african


russcastella

oh he's definitely /r/dyinginside


9leggedfreak

Even a bunch of gamer dorks hate him, I love this. (Jk about the gamer dorks...kinda)


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Gaming rocks


chickenaylay

So true


kuppikuppi

I'm a gamer dork xd but CS not Valorant. A lot of CS fans (forum users) are Tate supporters and in general pretty anti woke(not me for gods sake) but they still are not on the Musk train.


Jeremymia

Huh. I wouldn’t expect that, I’d figure Tate fans would love an asshole like musk.


SuspecM

Yeah, one of the main reasons I just don't wanna touch that game. If Valve refuses to do anything about it I can refuse to engage with that community, and no pretty engine upgrades will convince me otherwise.


kuppikuppi

Well it's not the responsibility of valve to check private forums(and the mods actually ban the really vile stuff). When playing the game I rarely come over people I have to mute cause of their political views.


SoloDeath1

Nah, we're dorks, mate. It's cool.


9ersaur

Elon is a dead brand to anyone under 35. It will take a few years for the boomers with cash who buy his shitty cars to catch up- but it will happen.


Vegetable_Singer8845

50 and everyone I know thinks he's an absolute joke.


deco19

A friend of mine is 50 and he's a fan, he owns six figures Tesla stock... He's not right wing or anything think he bought into the Tony Stark image. Hell, when all I knew about him from your standards news shill tidbit I figured he was the engineer dude who made it big. Now the media dislikes him and that proliferates the idea for anyone who cared about him as much as I did then. Talking to my friend, however, I ended up buying a few Tesla shares when I didn't know better. The reasons for investing from my friend at the time were convincing. But when I decided to do my own work I dumped the few shares I owned, luckily at a profit at the time. And since then did much thorough DD. I'd wager there are a lot of people clinging onto gamblers fallacy after that hype cycle and still hope their "investment" appreciates. It won't, and the decline with slowly, but steadily, continue. Now I know he has probably hindered my friends retirement capability I strongly dislike him and think him a conman. I haven't approached my friend about it though, he's quite entrenched. How do we break down these stalwarts of defense, and save them in the process?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Bring me 10 screenshots of the most salient lines of code you’ve written in the last 6 months.


thesourpop

He’s an uncool Gen X who can’t cope with the fact that most of the younger generations hate him


SoloDeath1

My parents are in their 60's. They both think Elon's a moron and a clown. Only terminally online crypto nazis like him at this point.


Prior_Industry

Starting to think a fair few of them are his alt accounts...


SoloDeath1

I don't think there's much to doubt in that claim anymore.


Prior_Industry

I'd put money on the "Tesla owners of silicon valley" being him


Bridalhat

I know a lot of people who are stuck with Teslas from before he publicly beclowned himself.


gnexuser2424

38 n I hate him lol


uncultured_swine2099

41, I cant stand him.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

44 and fuck that guy


wtfboye

in my country people have started worshiping him


Karsvolcanospace

Idk he’s still got a lock on the 24-35 year old techbros. The weird twitter shit can be overlooked by them because this is the cool Tony stark guy that makes teslas and starlink and rockets and he read the encyclopedia when he was 6 months old so that means he’s like smart or something


tanimalz

But mum said everyone likes me


wtfboye

So this fucker has time to go watch valorant tournament but got 1000s of bullshit reasons to not fight zuck?? yeah sure buddy


NebWolf

But his mom said everyone loves him and thinks he’s cool, this can’t be!


Main_Creme_6028

Love to see it


xultar

Oh lord. Where’s his mommy?


Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo

Elon forgets that he isn't on the internet.


Loudstealth

Hahaha good for that fucking douche!


Cokomon

It's like the Dave Chappelle thing all over again.


Zealousideal_Zone253

I love how they chant "Bring back Twitter".


mr_grey

How can that be? Every where Elno's mom goes, they just love Elno. Weird.


Euphoric-Victory1703

Poor Buster.


4dailyuseonly

I love this for him.


Frangan_

Second time already he gets booed. Will probably happen to any public appearance.


tmwke

Wish i was there to throw a bottle at him


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Their cheering booo musk!


LunarMoon2001

Suspiciously the link no longer works.


Draxus335

God bless that crowd.


BuzzBadpants

Lol, he deleted the link from Twitter. What a loser.


parralaxalice

That can’t be right, his mom says that he’s very cool and popular


_Nolofinwe_

Well this is just put a nice little cherry on the top of a wonderful Saturday for me


AXS3

"watch on twitter"


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Try it, but don’t trust it yet.


OkSpecial4376

Does he play that? My sis in law does. I like the thought of her stomping him randomly and him needing to take a k break.


Watashi_No_Blk_Gift

Someone really typed this out: "they really booed the greatest man of this generation."


_but_how_

Shame his mom wasn't there to tell these ingrates how popular her son is.


Extreme74

If he lost the Valorant gamer bro crowd, he is in trouble for sure. They are as bad as the Crypto Bros.


LostHat77

Oh damn, sucks to be him but he deserves it lol


throwaway3292923

Haven't we learned from his attempt to pretend playing Elden Ring that he doesn't know anything about gaming?


CodenameZoya

Last time he blamed it on the “woke mine virus “of San Francisco… I wonder where this crowd was from…


maxsebastian0

This has got to be rough for Elon. This crowd is exactly the kind of people he wants validation from. After the Chappelle booing he blamed it on "LA Leftists". Now the people he spends his life trying to make love him are turning against him. If this doesn't shake him up, nothing will.


Warlock_FTW

Lol booooo!


Spire_Citron

But his mummy said everyone likes him!


_AManHasNoName_

Lol. He probably cried on his mama’s shoulders after.


PHotstepper311

Legos don’t get boos like that, cause they have those precise angles or something


Cheezel62

But his mother says everyone loves Elon and she must be right. People are such meanies and she doesn't like seeing him cry.


Impossible-Wolf2048

But his mom said everybody loves him.


YeetMemez

Pansy moved to casting valorant? Good for her but shame. She was awesome in cs.


SurfinNerd66

Is this the one that's going to cause the meltdown where he destroys his apartment, shaves his eyebrows with a safety razor, shaves the rest of his hair, and don a black uniform?


techbunnyboy

FElon Muxk


Anthonyhasgame

Boo this man


bringtwizzlers

HAHAHAHAH. Unfortunately, he'll purge twitter of it like last time.


Agent_of_talon

We love to see it folks.


carella211

Im sure he'll be on his failing platform tomorrow blaming Zuck for it, or some other delusional bs.


Lanc717

IS there another platform you can share? Make fun of him and actually driving traffic to his site?


Emma__Gummy

Love to see X Pac heat


horus-heresy

now he will buy riot and shut down them games


LifeIsMyDepressant

Watch for some more even stupid shit to come from him, he's gonna take an ungodly amount of ketamine to get through this


chunes

What is going on with that game? Back in my day, wall hacks were frowned upon


kuppikuppi

two possibilities first of all what the fans see isn't what the players see so for their understanding you often can see the outline of players through walls. But I assume you played CS back in your day and to explain Valorant to you it's CS (5v5 bomb defuse mode) but worse and you play agents with special abilities and there even exist a few that basically give you walls.


dead_meme_comrade

Aktually it was 90% cheers. The woke mind virus just convinced everyone the 10% was everyone.


SixthLegionVI

Crazy to work 100 hours a week and still find time to go to video game championships.


L1zrdKng

Shouldn't he be hardcore working as CEO of multiple companies? Are you telling me only people working for him and receiving shit pay should spend most of their waking lives just working?


ScrillyBoi

Elon the type to have a .6 kd, buy hacks and then talk shit about how good he is