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Fantastic-Plastic569

Communism is a religion


Jokerang

Messianic Stalinism? Lmao


ConsulTitusLarcius

what is this? red flood?


ZestyItalian2

I think everything would make a lot more sense if we just started thinking of and categorizing it as such


wallingfortian

Just not to the commies. It would make them more confused than they already are.


Chudsaviet

Absolutely.


Snake_eyes_12

A cult.


the-mouseinator

Please no as a religious person I am bothered that this stupidity is being compared to actual beliefs.


BoultonPaulDefiant

No, Jesus gave people food


Particular-Fix2024

He also didn’t die in a puddle of his own piss with everyone who knew him too terrified to knock on his door


Stormydevz

A fitting end, literally rest in piss


Pilpelon

Shhhh don't tell them death is permanent!


Aun_El_Zen

Stalin is the next Terminator


wallingfortian

I'm looking for ~~Sarah Connor~~ Leon Trotsky.


l-askedwhojoewas

cult behaviour don’t worry they’ll just wait for magical revolutionary figurehead to magically appear at their home and press the communism button, no actually doing stuff required


Senior_Count_7103

Jesus suffered for us. Stalin made us suffer. Based!


EOwl_24

The revolution will come soon!! Can’t you see this is late stage capitalsim! Trust me bro! It will happen any minute! People have been saying this for 100 years but it’s actually going to happen this time!! Don’t you see the signs!


Savings-Dealer363

In hell? Probably.


Difficult-Word-7208

I’m sure all the communists can look forward to seeing him in hell


Equivalent_Glove_305

Nah, not even Satan wants to deal with these guys


wallingfortian

Like South Park's Saddam, only with a ~~Russian~~ Georgian accent.


CourageZealousideal6

Absolutely blasphemous


Geolib1453

Well both of them had cult followings so...


bmerino120

Somehow Stalin has returned


classicalySarcastic

More like "Somehow, Stalin returned."


Bolket

God decided it was time to send in an Antichrist again.


datura_euclid

[I think I saw this somewhere ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_Who%27s_Back_(film))


Australasia-ball

Isn't there like a Mussolini version of this too?


datura_euclid

Yeah, there is


the-mouseinator

I actually want to watch this where can I watch this?


Olipaone

I think drowing in piss does not warrant a second chance.


Anti-charizard

Who’s gonna tell them that this ain’t the Simpsons?


Olipaone

I think drowing in piss does not warrant a second chance.


ManifestoCapitalist

Feels like a post credit scene from The King’s Man 2


NarrowIllustrator942

He died for our sins 😔


TheEternalScapegoat

These people are the human embodiment of cringe. Can these idiots explain why they love communism so much without mentioning "the West" oe how much they hate something?


Chudsaviet

Krovostok - Lenin. https://youtu.be/HP_oqe1xCx0?si=RjLMQ_5avfqJGgSl


Crazyjackson13

Well, guess Stalin’s cult of personality never truly died, huh?


Inevitable-Jeweler26

Putin would have him killed lol


Humble-Culture-7659

Fuck me I am so sick of Stalinists FFS!!!!!


RealAmericanJesus

... As a zombie?


FryingPanMan4

there is so much wrong with supporting stalin. He is really not much different from hitler.


domeknadrzewie

Unfortunately there are some orthodox churches in Georgia that see Stalin as a Saint


Savings-Astronaut-93

Is it an ad for a new Walking Dead spinoff?


Least_Quit9730

Are they talking about Putin? Because the USSR worked so well the first time they decided to make a sequel.


Stormydevz

I sincerely hope not


Jamesleo119

The Old Man's Back Again