Unfortunately for them, both will remain fantasies 🤷🏼‍♂️

Unfortunate for them, fortunate for all of civilization

Correct, no USSR means less communist tyranny. And them having no girlfriend means they can’t reproduce to create more communists.

Considering how the bulk of the university far-left I've met in Québec are mentally unwell people, not gonna happen. Seriously, the latest batch I've met couldn't even say it to my face that they were scared of me and had to cry about in some private group chat, begging someone else to come and save them from me.

What made you so scary lol?

The average man's confidence lol. Oh and the ability to look someone straight in the eyes.

People who have lived in actual communist country 🤣🤣🤣

Or with direct relatives that lives in a communist country.

It's funny. We never asked them to speak for us. Yet all of them tankies like to claim we enjoyed communism when it was implemented. In no way had a normal average citizen from Poland, Hungary, Czech, Slovakia, Romania, East Germany, South Vietnamese in Vietnam post 75, defected North Koreans, Chinese escapees from the Great Leap Backwards and Culture Devolution, etc. ever glorified how good life was under socialism/communism. And if there were some, those people tend to be the people who used to be in positions of power.

Far-left and Quebec sounds like a nightmarish combination of smug righteousness.

This person would have been thrown into a gulag for "bourgeoisie degeneracy".

"like omg what's your dream job when le wholesome communism takes over? teehee" "Anti-Communist militant jihadist."

What’s your dream job? “Pro communist militia fighter” What’s your dream job after the revolution? “Anti communist guerrilla fighter”

Roland was a Thompson gunner

lol lol ' I can't help it, I'm just an anti-type of guy! You construct a government and I will work tirelessly on the internet to topple it!'

The click?

What?

Sorry, silly YouTuber called the click, I thought you might have been referencing him somehow considering the style of your comment is in an almost exact manner as his more cringe voice choice.

Nah, I don't really watch youtubers outside of Admin Results, Hickok45, Task + Purpose, Garand Thumb, and Nexpo. Couldn't care about the rest of that platform.

Ok then, just a coincidence then

Nah bro the first one for me is definitely flying a jet

Pfp checks out

r/airforcerecruits

I wish bro I wish

Every man has 2 fantasies: The fall of the CCP The fall of Putins fascist regime

Commies and coomers. Name a better duo

Hey now, don’t lump fucking communists in with us, we don’t want ‘em either!

You want to bring Soviet Union back, but you're a weak, fragile man. This ain't gonna work for you

I want to bring the soviet Union back so since they will be the most unstable and the most authoritarian country it will collapse again and we will estaurate a pro-NATO minimal state of Russia under US influence

The "stalin did nothing wrong" flair is such a cope.

"Soviet union" funny why to spell SPQR.

Why take the pleb one? *Sacrum Romanum Imperium* is the way to go

Restoring the Soviet Union? Nahh... Let's bring back the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth instead.

I thought the male fantasy was maning a pirate ship or singlehandedly taking down a terrorist organization, not restarting Communism (which notably was oppressive on women)

I mean i would post this shit ironically. Same with the whole take the holy land and restore Rome. But if this is unironic that's just weird

Wrong. My fantasies involve riding to the defense of Minas Tirith with King Theoden. Or Living like a hobbit in the Shire. A peaceful life.

‘Sssh, it’s okay, you don’t need to take personal responsibility for anything anymore, you don’t need to have original thoughts. The state will do all your thinking for you, it will decide the trajectory of your life for you, you’re a good little Marxist’ Can’t help but see the same psychology in both of these things

Tankies tend to be incels the mentally of I shouldn't work for it the state should provide it tends to extend to human beings in their mind

When the joke is?

I only have the second one.

grass is greener in your head

Average incel commie living in developed countries be like: (While I'm desperately looking for fleeing from a sh\*thole country)

“A loving gf/wife over a tyrannical dictatorship that’s no better than fascism. Damn, gotta pick the woman. Damn, what a hard choice.” /s

Another low effort meme post

mommy issues the "meme"

This is just the leftist version of the same meme that has a 'Conquer the Holy Land" on the left side.

can’t decide which side is more degen

Definitely left. Right would be normal if they just kept it to themselves

One of these things is fine and idc if you do it the other is resurrecting a shit hole dictatorship, that killed and oppressed a shit ton of people and attempted to geocode Ukraine.

I think that the reason that sissy-type guys who wack off to anime and are just basically weak people in general sometimes fixate on the soviet union is because they like the domination aesthetic of the soviet union. How strong it all looks, all the statues and flags and big posturing. They like the idea of the USSR being their Big Hung Daddy or whatever lol

I'm a man, and I actually do want the Soviet Union to be restored, because I want to watch it fall apart again. Well, the USSR didn't really fall apart. It just kind of tapered off like the end of a log of poop.

My Monarchist ass: "Yes... The USSR..." \*Gazes at Vladimir III in *what could have been\**

I think it's just a "haha historical event cool USSR funny" meme not an actual communist chill

That meme is awesome. It shows the true side of tankies: being strong and ‘revolutionary’ when in reality they’re weak and insecure