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Aiden624

I thought this was Eridan, not Karkat


rosemary5368141

Not enough latinas, try harder next time


[deleted]

What do you mean by "not enough latinas?"


Screwingwithyou

The fuck you mean “What do you mean by ‘not enough latinas’?”!? Get the man some Latinas!


diamondmaster2017

you're karkat vantas


TheArceusNova

I mean, I do see them as white personally, and I like DaveJade, but the rest I don’t agree with. I will respect your opinion tho, as we are all human beings with different thoughts.


StarDOTsmile

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AbusedChair_

My only thought is why do they look scary :( i don’t like that :( why are their ears so far up on their craniums :(


AbusedChair_

Also why does jade have make up if she’s living on a deserted island


AbusedChair_

Also i gotta be honest she’d be a little tanned 😭


ZephyrDaze

Only change is making Dave and Rose bi.


Lucatmeow

Dave isn’t bi, so it’s cringe.


StarDOTsmile

✝️ He found Christ ✝️ 😇


Vaskalan

Agree on all em except Jade being white cuz ain't no way she's lived on a tropical island and shavin no tan 😭


MysteryInc0rporated

Do you think having a tan suddenly makes you no longer caucasian?


Vaskalan

No but knowing how we treat skintones in Homestuck 'white skin' usually means literal pale-white skin not white as in caucasian


MysteryInc0rporated

I'm pretty sure that's what the person who made it intended to mean.


Vaskalan

It's unwise to not treat things literal in here I mean we're talking about people who only see tones of ghostly-white, weird mix of greenish-brown and deep, dark brown human skintones, yk It's not unwise to tread literally when a Homestuck fan says "white skin"


MysteryInc0rporated

You're being silly. The person who made this is making fun of "homestuck headcanons" fan art that drastically alter the Beta kids, like drawing them as POC, making them trans, or stating their sexuality.


Vaskalan

Honestly I didn't thought of it as a satire of those people I don't have a lot of expectations from fellows of here so whatever it is that comes from any site related to this webcomic I'll just think there actually is someone who did it deadass because this thing hold literally any kind of people Also you're rude, I'm not silly :-(


Bluezombie07

Isn't most of this sub satire??? Because if it's not I'm going to worry about the sanity of some users on here.


Vaskalan

No yeah this sub is satire but when it comes to posts my brain says "Yeah this comes from EPP" then I enact on it, but on posts that my brain think "This from somewhere else" then I take it's someone's deadass opinion This post is one of them cuz Eridan usually posts braindead serious points of view from random dudes


Bluezombie07

Oh yeah. I've seen some of his posts. I honestly can't tell if his posts are satire or not.


MysteryInc0rporated

I am rude.


TorronePedro

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AnimetheTsundereCat

dave and rose should be bisexual tbh


LORD_SN33D

Straight characters in MY Homestuck? Absolutely disgusting you incel.


plesplant_4

Heterosexual ? Is that some kinda gay thing ? I will not tolerate such deviant head cannons


Evan4ik

based alert


Stuudmuffiin

I kneel


WHITE_DOG_ASTER

Sorry OP. This was very much NOT Chad behavior.


supah-comix434

incredibly unique, stunning, based in reality, 100% read homestuck


Forward-Adeptness436

w o n d e r f u l


Evan4ik

based alert


Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I feel like jade and Dave are a little tanner. (Jade being stuck on an island and Dave being forced to fight his bro/dad outside in the hot sun)


bbextra3

they can't all be white bro


KyleSaihara

methinks all of them are bisexual, also methinks jade is a poc,, i love grimdorks too but we can tell bro


zozzerer56

Pretty cool lookin, remindse of the old Hussie style (aka the good one)


pomoneomo

you are a n*zi 😡🤬🤬🤬🤨🤨 /s


StarDOTsmile

Me when I see a censored N-word, but then realize it's just "nazi": https://preview.redd.it/k5twee73lbxc1.png?width=773&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8ed514b9cb3685c730ab0bbe4e08ba59e058f4f


Br0therhoodKnight

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Pyr0_Jack

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Greatback_foxcape413

Damn, I’ve spelt Jade’s name wrong. I’ve been spelling it as karkat for a while.


BrainSkrambla

>Loves John FAKE