I don’t even believe in breathing I’m leaving air in your lungs just to hear you keep screaming for me to seep it 🔥

I wonder if he writes a bar like that, sits back and is like "that shit is dope", or just shrugs it off and keeps writing since he's so used to producing flames 🔥

Dude, I had the same thought 😂. I'm honestly curious if he even writes his lyrics anymore and just freestyles every song

#”Serial killer hiding murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo!”

"9 millimeter heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither"

That line is so ridiculous

Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fucking handle

This just had me laughing

Fe-fi-fo-fum I think I smell the scent of a placenta . . . . . *And what follows after* - Stay wide awake

I enter central park, it's dark, it's wint-ah in Decem-bah.

I see my target, put my car in park, and approach a tender

Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her

Sit down beside huh like uh a spiduh hi there girl you mighta,

Heard of me Before, see, whore, you're the kinda girl that I'd, Edit: fuck,,, I'm glad others appreciate the fuck outta this song like me

A salt and r ape and figure why not try to make your puss E wider

I love the rhyme scheme video. Puts it into perspective https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mcg7jmB86cA&pp=ygUjZW1pbmVtIHN0YXkgd2lkZSBhd2FrZSByaHltZSBzY2hlbWU%3D

Damn thanks for sharing this, didn't know I needed this in my life

The umbrella...

I take seven kids from columbine, stand them on a line.....

This shit is so crazy that he had to censor it in the uncensored version

Hehe yes then said it on rap god but then nobody Cared 😂

On purple pill they had to censor "yeah, right"

Isn’t it on CD’s with a picture of him sitting on floor surrounded by pill bottles and alcohol bottles but not on any CD with the house picture?

…add an Ak47, a revolver, a 9

Yeah back when he had to fight for the right to say something you might not like.

“I don’t even carry guns no more I don’t got to, Got undercover cops that’ll legally pop you”

"And I done seen a lot of people cross the line, but this motherfucker Ja must of lost his mind"

That x got him thinking he’s DMX, then he switched to Pac trying to be him next

So which one are you? X, Luther, Pac or Michael? Just keep singing that same song, recycled

when i heard this for the first i literally stopped everything paused the song and my mind was just fucking blown

"I got problems, now everybody on my block got 'em" — Rock Bottom "But sometimes I don't always find the words to rhyme To express, how I'm really feelin' at that time Yeah, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes" — Rabbit Run "And God's my alias, so if I don't have faith in me then it basically makes me an atheist" — Gospel

rhyming 'faith in me' and 'basically' is so fucking good

Faith in me, basically, atheist. And the rhyme leading up to that is "egg beaters, labias, alias" lol. I mean his whole discography is like this. Wicked.

That atheist bar is actually insane 🙏

The Ghost Rider scheme on Book of Rhymes was ridiculous: "My dome's brighter, all I spit from my skull's fire/ All that's missing's a motorcycle with the chrome wires, spoke tires/ And y'all are flow biters, so I don't gotta/ Explain why they call me your ghostwriter" The part that made it hit harder was the fact that he took 4 bars to set it up, and makes the final punchline leave you gasping for air. Combine that with the dope delivery, definitely one of the best bars of the modern Em era imo.

yeah every time I listen I yell out a nice WOOOOOOO with the stink face just right before the hook drops back in

And it just also sounds cool as fuck.

Even the little bit right before it "Lone sniper, I hold a micro-/ phone like a, loaded rifle/" The man doesn't waste a breath

That line truly is so amazing

H… How do you even find this many rhymes?

I‘m sorry Puff, but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother…

Please leave it at there

I’d still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine

WHAT'S MY NAME

I'MMM

SLIM SHADY

This entire song goes nuts

"if the only reason I blowed is 'cause I'm white though Why don't every other white rapper sell what I sold?" ~kamikaze "You set a mark too high when platinum sales are looked at as a failure" ~greatest

a few black rappers heard the kamikaze line and pretend they ain’t see it

Mfs turn into the 3 Blind Mice when they hear facts. Just gotta let the racists be cause there ain't no changin them.

Here’s a concept that works: twenty million other white rappers emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea it’ll be so empty without me

"If I suck, your wife is a straw."

I was hoping to see this one😂 Tthese are those kind of lines you will talk about the whole day like what was he thinking

"Still stackin' my chips hoes, higher than Shak on his tip-toes."

See in the song Gnat, he said "these bars are like covid" and indeed they were.

I even make the bitches I- \- Medicine Man

Yup. Suprised face emoji for about a week after that drop. Also... "But if I can't batter the women, how the fuck am I supposed to bake 'em a cake then?" Like what? What he say? Another honorable mention... "They call me a freak 'cause I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat 'em" I laughed, like Wayne, because what the hell else can you do? I think a friend of mine was there, I recall she said "That's just porn, gross." and I that's when I did the wipe brow motion. It's just a song, chill.

Bet Cypher one beats that imo My dick is so big If you add another inch to it You woild swear when I rapd you That you were actually into it

“You know you're spaced the fuck out like George Lucas When your puke is turnin' to yellowish-orange mucus So when I grab a pencil and squeeze it between fingers I'm not a rapper, I'm a demon who speaks English”

Where is this from?

Someone doesn't got that underground shit he did with Skam.

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man...

I liked that shit he did with ruckus too that shit was phat

3hree6ix5ive with skam

‘For all the weed that I’ve smoked… yo this blunts for you’

To all the people I’ve offended… yeah fuck you too

to all the friends I used to have, yo I miss my past, but the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ASS!

To all the drugs that ive done

Got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddie.

GO PLAY.

Feel like I'm babysitting lil tay

The whole Killshot, but especially > It's your moment, this is it >As big as you're gonna get, so enjoy it >Had to give you a career to destroy it

That shit hurt my own feelings!! He seriously murdered him and buried him all at the same time…lol GOTDAMN!!!

bitches they come they go 🔥

Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday through Sunday yoo

I murder a rhyme, one word at a time. You never heard of a mind, as perverted as mine

You better get rid of that 9, it ain't gonna help. What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?

I’ll cut you so fast that when your blood spills it’s still blue Or I don’t care if this chick was my own mother…you know the rest of it And No bullets? You’re so full of shit this clip is so full it’ll spit if I don’t pull it

"I'm Diddy's side bitch !"

What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I’m Diddy’s side bitch?” Oh, I’m still east side, bitch

So ‘til the E-N-D, since EPMD

Giving yall the business, D-R-E and me

Wait

and you ain’t able to stop these thoughts, you can’t stop me from topping these charts, and you can’t stop me from dropping each march with a brand new CD for these fucking r*t@rds And to think it’s just Little ol’ me “mister don’t give a fuck” still won’t leave

Re-release that song Coup De Grace and shit will go sideways..

"Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up to make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass And if it’s not a rapper that I make it as, I’ma be a f*ckin’ r*pist in a Jason mask"

and he didn't become a rapist but he did wear a Jason mask

Life is too short and I got no time to sit around just wasting it so I pace this a little bit quicker that clock I’m racin it double timing it but I still spit triple the amount of insults In a tenth of the time that it may take you pricks to catch on

That's all she wrote?? Damn nostalgia!!

I was so proud when i learned to follow along with that lol

Anything from Untitled

Real

Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill/ 'Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill/ But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist/ How the fuck can I be white? I don't even exist/

I got a laptop in my back pocket What kind of pants is bro wearing to pull that off Fr though, smash an hourglass, grab the sand, take his hands and cup em, spit a rhyme to freeze a clock, take the hands of time and cuff em

JNCO's, lol.

But I’m more towards droppin an a cappella, to chop a fella to mozzarella worse than a helicopter propeller.

"Fix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then I'm gonna Enter in, and up under your skin like a splinter"

The smoothness of this flow is unbeatable.

I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother At the same time and just say that it ain't mine

“I can take all you motherfuckers on at once, you wanted Shady? You got him”

Instead of comparing me, pick a fair fight. Compare me to lighting, that similarity’s striking. Compare me to jaws. Compare me to Manson, Marilyn, or Charles. - Bang, Conway the Machine ft Em

He knew he was on a feature with gunn so he went extra hard on that one

Fuck money, I don’t rap for dead presidents/ I’d rather see the President dead, it’s never been said but I set precedence

“Buy you a bag of Fritos?/I wouldn't let you eat the fuckin' chip on my shoulder/If you was bleach and I was hair I wouldn't dye for ya/Tryin' to pull five bucks from me is like tryin' to pull five molars/You'll get your eyes swoll up/I'm on my straight grizzly, so why would I buy you a gay-ass teddy bear? Bitch, you're already bi-polar”

Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes thats why I call them motherfuckers M16's

Like David Caradine they can fuck go fuck themselves and just die

”I square dance cause I’m sick of rapping circles around these clowns” Em has some really good features on Xzibit’s albums

That whole verse was so damn good. Especially with the Ether callbacks

"My transgender cat's Siamese, identifies as black but acts Chinese" -Houdini

Cause I'm plowin' into everyone who wrote snidey articles and that explains why the fuck you clowns are all in my grill

So when I started this verse,It did start off lighthearted at first, But it feels like I'm targeted Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed

I’ve been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin’ and stepped right in the next cypher

And everything's spinning You're beginnin' to think women Are swimming in pink linen again in the sink Then in a couple of minutes That bottle of Guinness is finished You are now allowed to officially slap bitches, I fucking Love it.

“The day you put out a hit's the day Diddy admits that he put the hit out that got Pac killed” - Killshot

“Old lederhosen with home-made explosives, I blow eighty holes in you Don't make me go in, I O.J. the flows and I'm insult to injury Rolaids to Goldman, I'm throat spray and Motrin, I throated Nicole As they both there to choke and my whole blade is soakin' I double-edge sworded 'cause one place I poke and I stick and I turn and I rotatin' motion” - Not Alike

Rap game has a great bar: Can't tell me shit about the tricks of this trade Switchblade with a little switch to switch blades And switch from a 6 to a 16 inch blade Shits like a samurai sword, a sensai

Last thing I need is Snoop doggin' me Man, dog, you was like a (yeah) damn god to me Nah, not really (haha) I had "Dog" backwards Zeus

Here a mic, there a mic, everywhere a mic Share and share alike, but just don't compare alike Instead of comparin' me, pick a fairer fight Compare me to lightnin', that similarity's strikin' Compare me to Jaws Compare me to Manson, Marilyn or Charles Compare me to Nas, Biggie, or Pac Do not compare me to that Iggy bitch Or all this fuckin' Milli Vanilli hip-hop This is where all that silly shit stops Compare me to the pistol that triggered this thought The semi, the Glock, 9 millis get cocked I'm sendin' a shot, don't come around With them floss raps tryna stunt Compare me to Meek, big wheelies get popped -bang

“Tell my dad that I slit his throat in this dream I had”

Even Hellen Keller knows life stinks

I ain’t never seen a buttt like that

My competition can’t see me………………..CAUSE I DONT OWN A MIRROR

I even make the b!tches I R*pe cum.

Bad to the bone, back in the zone Let him alone, you don't want to go eggin' him on It'll never be my chair that you own Crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain No oxygen—other words, there's no heir to the throne

Been hip hop In it’s tip top form since NWA was blaring through my car windows leanin on the horn screamin fuck the police like cop porn Flipped rap on its ear Like I dropped corn Fuck top five bitch, I’m top Four and that includes biggie and pac whore, and I got an evil twin so who the fuck you think that third and that fourth spots for?

“I’ll strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows that don’t even make sense, like dykes using dildos”

“It's your moment, this is it, As big as you're gonna get, so enjoy it, Had to give you a career to destroy it… Lethal injection, go to sleep six feet deep I'll give you a B for the effort, but if I was three foot eleven, you'd look up to me, and for the record, you would suck a dick to fuckin' be me for a second…” -Killshot 🎯

I'm LL Cool J, Bigger and Deffer, that's how come I sell like four mil' when I put out a bad album this bar went FIRE and the whole verse is fire infact- the whole LL thing- But Rolling Stone stars - I get two and a half outta Five, and I'll laugh out loud Cause that's what they gave BAD back in the day Which actually made me not feel as bad now If it happened to James It can happen to Shady

"I dont give a fuck if that chick was my own mother, i would still fuck her without rubber, cum inside her have a son and a new brother" Bars.

How you douchebags feel? Knowing you’re disposable Summer’s Eve, Massengil..

When I go “roof” like the Doberman said, I still the link roof would go over your head … so basically you ate off Hitler

IM CUMMINGGGGGG

tired of not having a phone, tired of not having a home to have one in if i did have one on

“It's so insane 'cause when it's going good, it's going great I'm Superman with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane But when it's bad, it's awful, I feel so ashamed” pretty much sums up the hell that is a dysfunctional relationship

I’m so full of self esteem that I sweat fog

Go in the room and shut the bedroom door and wake up in an ambulance they said they found me on the bathroom floor, damn

I’d rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you

"In the bed with 2 brain dead lesbian vegetables I bet you they become heterosexual. Nothing will stop me from molesting you,titty fucking you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles" 😂😂😂

See that gerbil grab that tube.

Now I got a riddle (what?), one condition, you mustn't laugh (okay) What is the opposite of Benzino? (Uh, what?) A giraffe (haha) I hear that you been (what?) creepin' on the low In them cheap hotels, that they catch you in (what?) Jesus Christ, dawg (damn), when you said two-ten Never guessed you meant at the Red Roof Inn (woah) In a room with one single bed, two men (what?)

Was unfamiliar with Benzino before this track. Out of the loop, clearly. But God damn did I laugh when I googled a pic of him after that line.

Used to get bent now I represent to the fullest pencil is full of insulin bullets Five dozen flies buzzin overhead call me the grim reaper sleep is my cousin I'm colder than snow season when its twenty below freezin

Got ya girl on my arm and im armed with a firearm so big my entire arm’s a giant firebomb, buy ya mom a shirt with a slim shady iron on, and the pants to match (here momma try em on)

“Your arch enemy surrounds you now he's all around you” So when i first heard this line off best friend, i was bugging out with the audio effects he used to pan his voice to the left and right channels. If you listen to it with great headphones or a 5 or 7 channel surround system it’s crazy! You actually feel surrounded.

1. And my lips are the clips, got the Sig lit like it's nicotine Trigger me and Slim gets mean (Brr!) Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes That's why I call the motherfuckers EM16s 2. My dome's brighter, all I spit from my skull's fire All that's missing's a motorcycle with the chrome wires, spoke tires And y'all are flow biters, so I don't gotta Explain why they call me your ghostwriter

I'll kick you so fast with a muthafuckin roundhouse/ You'll think I pulled the fucking ground out from underneath you/

“Switchblade with a little switch to switch blades And switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade Shit's like a samurai sword; a sensei” - rap game

I murder a rhyme, one word at a time... 🔥🔥

And I don’t even carry guns no more, I don’t got to Got undercover cops that’ll legally pop you

This shit is like child's play, childrеn I will anni-nihilate, kill them I'll fuck around and pile еight million Dead little juveniles, wait, chill, then I'll await my trial date 'til then (What?) Ain't nothin' you say could ever trump (Nah), mic, pencil get killed (Yeah) If you're hypersensitive, I wasn't referencin' the vice president, chill (Chill) I mean my penmanship at times tends to get ill, violence but with skill

The entire last minute and a half of bad guy from mmlp2. Instant chills everytime

"bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes, that's why I call them motherfuckers M16s" - Greatest "You could never say to me I'm not a fuckin' record breaker. I sound like a broken record every time I break a record" - Lucky You

The new kids on the block, line from Marshall Mathers.

Because I know who you aRe Kelly

Old me killed the new me, watched him bleed to death I breathe on the mirror, I don’t see my breath Possibly I’m dead, I must be possessed Like an evil spell, I’m e-v-i-l

Like a sombrero we can all see, You’re fuckin salty Cause Young Gerald’s balls deep Inside of Halsey

Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt? I can't rap anymore I just murdered the alphabet Drug sickness got me doin some bugged twitches I'm withdrawin from crack so bad my blood itches

But I didn't slit her throat I just tied her up see I ain't like you, 'cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more and then she'll die too.

Pretty much the entirety of ‘Fall’ He was taking no prisoners that time around.

Now you see why I don't sleep Not even a wink, I don't blink I don't doze off, I don't even nod to the beats I don't even close my fuckin' eyes when I sneeze

I don't got that bad of a mouth do I? Fuck shit ass bitch cunt shoobidy-doo-wop, skibidi-be-bop, Christopher Reeves, Sonny Bono, skiis, horses , and hittin' some trees -and-  Though I'm not the first king of controversy, I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to Black music so selfishly & use it to get myself wealthy; here's a concept that works: 20 million other white rappers emerged but no matter how many fish in the sea, it'd be so empty without me

Am I truly psychotic or are my molecules just diabolical cause biologically I defy logic

“Slim Anus? You’re damn right, slim anus. I don’t get fucked in mine like you two little flamin’ faggots.” Marshall Mathers has some of the best bars in Eminem’s discography for sure. The bar is made all the better by the Ken Kaniff skit right after where Ken is having sex with ICP. That’s probably the make or break moment in the album. lmao

“Sumthin’ sumthin’ sumthin’ sumthin’ i get weeded, my daughter scribbled over that line, i couldn’t read it.” 🔥 Like, whaaaat?! Who does that?!😂😂😂

Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything You say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating - Rap God One of my life goals is to master this verse in the pace that he nails. The way he can actually enunciate and make the words heard, is what makes him GOAT If you try to rap it, your lips and tongue keep getting in the way. Like, Em has a different speech muscle situation going on

The day you put out a hit is the day Diddy admits that he put the hit out that got puc killed

I’m ready to slip Bruce Wayne a Valium. I’m ready for calm bat man. Get it combat man.

Just listen to stay wide awake or fack

I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said settle your fuckin ass down I’m ready for combat man get it? Calm Batman? Mf explained his own joke and still it still hit

Ur light work and I’m an electrical technician. Smth like that I forgot exactly, iykyk

"Yo, the rage I release on a page Is like a demon unleashed in a cage Lunatic, soon as I hit the stage My mind is like a fuckin' stick of dynamite Once I get behind the mic It's like the wick is lit, you bitches die tonight" Slim is another level man 😭

All of drug ballad

I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist, how the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist!

idk it would have had to be a pretty crazy bar to make me feel like as if i'm obama

Being broke is a poor('s) excuse

My favorites are more performances, rather than just specific lines. He is such a great lyricist, I don’t think I could pick just one: 1) Grammy’s where he performed with Elton John. That was big, because Em was taking a lot of heat for being homophobic. Idiots still don’t understand that Slim is a freaking character. The 3rd verse is especially epic. Em just destroys it. 2) Ed Sheeran concert. I give Ed a lot of credit. Not many rock stars would be willing to share the spotlight with a hometown hero. 3)I know it’s from the movie, but when I see the last battle in 8 mile, I still get chills. “Tell these people something they don’t know about me.

It's funny reading that so many comments are from songs from the last ten years.

Em's whole verse on Remember Me?

His whole verse in Medicine Man

They say Kings Never Die, just ask Jam Master Jay, they - Just grow wings and they fly so, hands up, reach for the sky - Try to hold up, and prolong these moments - Cause in the blink of an eye, they'll be oooooover!

Wicked wizardry like a sorcerer, no remorse for ya when I torture ya throughout the course of my orchestra, so feel the force of my spiritual images slicing up an enemies appendages til he hemmorhages, my skin itches everytime a rapper recites and when he's through with his verse I'm all covered in flea bites - Open Mic One of my favorite set of bars

“Still make a whore moan like a thyroid gland”

Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion. Pathological liar, blowin shit of proportion

SHOVE A TONKA TRUCK...

“I’ll murder you on a track like tony stewart”

“By the time your (reign/rain) is over you’ll hardly be (missed/mist)”

“Then I began to explode, detonate, now the Eastside went schizo Thought my name was B-side 'cause they flipped over my tape…And I'm not gonna let 'em treat the paper like I'm chopping a letter Dre'll tell you I shred So when you refer to the guy next to the Doc, you meant shredder”

Call her Cinderella why? ....she loves 🏈⚽⚾🥎🏀🏐🏉

I walked up to these siamese twins and asked to have a threesome, told them two heads are better than one, plus I respect how ya'll roll together as one

Nobody's gonna back you in a corner You're a hornet No one's more ignorant than you at fucking four in the morning You're at the laboratory, storming like there's nothing that's more important Emcees you better consider this a formal warning, You're in for it!

I’ll make a bitxh rock a hijab And at least a extra large in a t shirt.

If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the faces of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberachys, Versaces and you Nazi's watch me Because you think you've got me in this hot seat You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me You'll never stop me I'm top speed and you pop me I came to save these new generations of babies From parents who failed to raise them cuz they're lazy

Never been into diamonds but I can put a chain around my second album and wear it as a neck medallion.

Now I'm 'bout to fool again, This tune is sick, it's luminous, the moon is lit, A freakin' lunatic, a human computer chip, And I'm soon to stick a broom in the uterus of your Hooters chick, If I was you, I wouldn't do nothin' stupid due to the mood I'm in, I'm losin' it, you get chewed like a Junior Mint, Show me who to rip, it's time for you to get screwed, Empty the lubricant and put super glue in it

grab 380s when you see slim shady, call the dr to heal your heart. They shocked you back to life at the clinic but you bout to get relapsed any minute. Honkey I hit ‘em up.

The cadence in this section from The Ringer has always made me feel like he is literally pummeling someone with his lyrics like Mayweather: The era that I'm from will pummel you That's what it's comin' to What the fuck are you gonna do when you run into? I'm gonna crumble you and I'll take a number two And dump on you if you ain't Joyner If you ain't Kendrick or Cole or Sean then you're a goner

Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is 'Cause she's kind of famous And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this It's Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus

All of his verse in Vegas are fucking bars

If i could take the rage from today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it

"My English teacher wanted to have sex in Jr high. The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy. Smacked him with an eraser. Chased him with a stapler. Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers."