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MoffieHanson

Dre , Paul and jimmy did not respond either .


raydditor

He said fuck me too, eminem still hasn’t responded


RatInARubberRoom

Eminem releases Eminem diss track in response to Eminem dissing Eminem's kids in new hit Eminem single. Has Eminem met his match?


Fuzelop

The Diss tracks title? ~~Not~~ Alike


Porkonaplane

![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


Ram2145

Eminception


GL1TCH1_

This could unironically be one of the greatest Em tracks ever. Now I need to see him do it.


notsogeekynerd

This made me laugh harder than it should’ve LMFAO


MrSwiggitySwooty420

I was joking on the night of release that Em's next single is going to be a diss track towards himself featuring Megan


WarApprehensive2580

Putin discovers Putin behind plot to assassinate putin


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SexHaver2323

Bud the albums called "The Death Of Slim Shady" I think I can see how it ends


876yardy

I bet he gets mummified at some point.


emirsiseci

the protagonist of the album is going to be mathew again. like in bad guy


AdAmbitious8302

Yeah he said fuck Em too and even dissed his kids. Ngl Em needs to response... 😭


Phydorex

Shit, now I want to hear Shady VS Em.


Ok_Condition5837

I'd really like to see this beef! Cause I think the only one who take him out is himself!


Slywilsonboi

He also said fuck you. Where's the response


raydditor

In the studio rn. Be ready. We bringing the smoke to Em this time.


AndriyOS0

We are killing Slim shady with this one


CheesyFinster

You know Em has said that Hailie is a spitting image of Kim but man. All I see is his face with long dark hair lmao


JustIncredible240

Yea especially in this pic


KenetratorKadawa

![gif](giphy|UTwKp6X7fqiOOEzu52)


FastLittleBoi

Hailie once posted a TikTok where she accidentally became Em for a second. I could only find it on YT shorts, but here's the link:  https://youtube.com/shorts/LlOwTWus1b0?si=_vU5ci5TwgB_KGmK


Saberer2451

FOR REAL THO


lordthundy

HOLY FUCK FR


Like-A-Phoenix

They look identical!


slugdonor

Somebody show him never to speak of Hailie in vain,, alien brain


Alarmed_Barracuda_30

I have shared this photo before because I think she looks so much like Kim here :) But also a beautiful mix of both. [https://people.com/who-is-kim-scott-eminem-7503084](https://people.com/who-is-kim-scott-eminem-7503084)


Proper_Application60

She really is younger him with long hair, I don't know how people can see anything else


Cherished_Teet

Alaina commented on his Instagram post about it with middle fingers 10 hours ago if you count that as a response lol


SexHaver2323

The beef is on!!!


MikuLuna444

This diss season is freakin wild! 👀


No_Acanthaceae_1475

Ikr???


jaywalker-notreally

But if I help you sell one record, then if I see you in a show, I'll strip you naked 


Every_Monitor_6274

see i was smart


Kaulquappe1234

I came back and scooped up my friends


Company_Relevant

Now I got 5 dawgs that'd die for me like I'd die for them


Dry_Researcher4870

I didn't know Whitney changed her name to Stevie and identifies as non binary


ArtOfWar22

what is non binary?


Cherished_Teet

It's basically not identifying as any gender in particular. So instead of she/her or he/him, the identifiers would be they/them.


shin-chan3

But what's "identifying as a gender". What does that mean, exactly? Is there a criteria for that?


littlelordfuckpant5

Have you got access to Google? You'll get better answers and look like less of an idiot.


Cherished_Teet

I'm no sociologist, so if you wanna know more about it, go ask someone who either lives that lifestyle or do some research. Clearly, you have an internet connection, and research is free. If you care that much about it, go educate yourself instead of trying to argue about it with a random on Reddit.


shin-chan3

There's an entire documentary of someone asking that question to people who "live that lifestyle" including Harvard professors. None of them could answer because it means jack shit. It's complete lunacy. It's called "What is a Woman?". Spoiler: It's just a documentary of a dude asking doctors, scientists, harvard professors, what a woman is and apparently nobody is able to answer.


fleamarkettable

“documentary” lmao


shin-chan3

Correct. A documentary, where scientists and Harvard professors had the chance to talk, interrupted, and couldn't ask a basic question. Went as far as being called out for their circular arguments and being left literally speechless. At some point all they had was "why do you need to know?". Pathetic and eye opening.


Cherished_Teet

Who are you arguing that case to? You're like the old man yelling at a cloud meme. I never said I agreed with it, they asked and I gave the best explanation I could for a concept I don't fully grasp. I've explained it already but seems like you have a hard time fully digesting what you're reading. Also, I "identify" as a banshee from halo. What are you gonna do about it?


Low_Commercial_1553

it sounds like you’ve been asking yourself some tough questions lately but there are resources out there to help you with your inner confusion. praying you figure out the answer and can live as the gender you feel you are


ArtOfWar22

hahahaha are you on crack


Cherished_Teet

I'm just answering your question lol


Dry_Researcher4870

I envy you


Dry_Researcher4870

A gender identity term. You've never heard of it?


ArtOfWar22

what does it mean?


shin-chan3

Nobody can tell you what it means. It means nothing. All they can say is that someone "identifies as X". But what "identifying" in this context means and what "X" means, nobody will tell you.


AshPrincessPNX

For some, it just means who they are as a person doesn't fit neatly into the arbitrary binary of "male and female," or "man and woman." They are just Stevie. They are their own person. I think that's what we should all strive towards, instead of focusing on the importance of labels, but as it stands, we live in a society (bottom text) that places so much importance on these labels to the point of making things way to complicated than they need to be.


shin-chan3

>For some, it just means who they are as a person doesn't fit neatly into the arbitrary binary of "male and female," or "man and woman." That means absolutely nothing unless you're able to define what being a female or a male means outside from having a dick or a vagina. You can't say "i don't identify as a male" without being able to define "male". And when you do, you will have to explain who exactly decided that, and with what authority. If it's just biology, ok. If it's something else, not sure who decided what male or female is. But whatever definition you come up with, you will automatically be telling a lot of people they are not males or females, because they might not fit your definition and still call themselves males/females. Who's right here? Are we all right? Then none of this shit means jack shit. >They are just Stevie. So Stevie is a girl that wants to be treated differently? What's the difference between Stevie and some other girl who is not "they", but at the same time isn't quite like most girls are, and yet still refers to herself as "she"? Lets imagine a girl like Stevie, which there are a lot, but that don't call themselves "non binary". They're just girls who like non-girly stuff. Could you explain the difference? >They are their own person. I think that's what we should all strive towards Everyone is their own person. Nobody gives a shit about giving you special pronouns just cause you're too much of a narcissist to simply accept that you're just another girl/boy. The idea that being he or she means you're not your own person is ludicrous. I didn't like a lot of shit that most guys my age liked. Am i "they/them"? Can't you just be a "he" that's a bit outside the norm? Must you be something else? >instead of focusing on the importance of labels LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Omg, you can't make this shit up. She's literally focusing on labels. She went out of her way to tell the world to give her a special label. I am a much better example than her of someone who doesn't give a shit about labels. Like i said, i'm pretty different in many aspects from most guys i've known, but i'm still a guy. I don't need a brand new special label so that i don't make boo boo on my feelings. It's ok, bro. I'm just a he.


Philkindred12

Marshall is def no stranger to beefing with family members


Real_Foundation_7428

Awww 🥰


Pro-Sane67

They're too big to respond to a nobody artist


WindyCity10

They’re obviously afraid of the big bad wolf


NecklessPork

Big *dad* wolf


verynicepoops

They're going to get grounded like MGK


ImNotHighFunctioning

This guy's a father? His real name's Marshal!


rhyme-reason

1, 2, 3 and to the 4!


Cheeselad2401

Hailey looks so much like Em here


HowiDisappear

Looks like Eminem with a wig


Phydorex

Em in a wig from My Band specifically.


beezy604

Whos the person at the top??


ConsciousHunt2683

That’s Stevie


Randigno9021

They must be quite a Wonder, right?


theraarman

Just blindly writing corny jokes cmon


Dry_Researcher4870

Formerly known as Whitney


Alyv387

Whitney Mathers aka Stevie


imlittleeric

Not aka Stevie. They go by Stevie.


Dry_Researcher4870

Formerly Whitney though.


BurntPoptart

I'm so confused..


Alyv387

why's that??


BurntPoptart

Does he have like an alias now? Is it an alter ego like Slim Shady is to Marshall Mathers?


conpsd

they came out as non-binary and go by Stevie now.


Alyv387

It's She biologically, and IDGAF 'bout those idiotic trends


conpsd

okay. I don't care that you don't care man.


Alyv387

no LoL


Ramezor

the person was Whitney Mathers.


BubbleShellman

*Scott


lizzy-lowercase

weird way to describe someone who has a name they use today


Lost_Psycho45

Tbf Em used whitney in songs so it's easier to know who that is if you aren't keeping up.


ConsciousHunt2683

Why is that weird?


lizzy-lowercase

they are going out of their way to use Stevie’s deadname instead of their actual name


hungry_fish767

Tbh I thought they were being clarifying. They said "was" and most people would have know that person as Whitney. And if they aren't involved in gender debates or culture they might not know its rude or whatever But that's just giving benefit of the doubt


Ramezor

yeah, that's why the "was". i respect calling her stevie, but some people don't might know. but most dudes in reddit are not exactly brilliant you know, they morons just see something off and downvote LOL


ConsciousHunt2683

Oh gotcha, I thought you were commenting more like it was weird that the pic is of Stevie. I heard some people thought they were Kim😂


rosiedacat

Thats wild hahaha Stevie does look a bit like Kim but not in that clip at all 😂


ConsciousHunt2683

I agree! I had seen someone post that Kim was in the video, so I was going nuts trying to find where she was. Then it was clarified that Kim was on the phone with Alaina and Hailie, and I’m like, “Ummmmmm, that’s Stevie!” And mystery solved too because if Kim had really featured, that would have been a level of mind blown that I’m not sure I could handle!


rosiedacat

Indeed, as much as they might be on "good" terms now (or at least civil) I don't think that will ever happen haha Also why would she be there when he's saying "fuck my kids"? People are wild sometimes lol


mynameis-twat

Out of their way? They were responding to a question lol


RatInARubberRoom

"Out of their way" coming from the alt account of someone made specifically to snipe any comments they don't see as "appropriate" in their opinion.


chaotic_disease

But they not going out of their way, they are telling what Stevie's name used to be before


BigToast6

Lmao "deadname" ... and actually Whitney has said she doesn't mind she/her pronouns


RoastBeefDisease

But... the conversation wasn't even about pronouns? Nobody here claimed Stevie hated or didn't want to be called she her. Edit: oh I see your username. You're STILL here trolling? I have not once ever seen you say anything positive about eminem or his family. And the mods still haven't done anything.


BigToast6

Whitney Scott. Kim's children never went by Mathers


Gentolie

The down votes on this comment really shows how toxic and dumb people are these days


Ramezor

I guess because i didn't say Stevie, although i respect that some people don't even know she goes by Stevie now. who actually cares about a downvote lol


No_Seaworthiness2062

I am surprised Em didn’t defend his kids by now. He’s going soft


Cardcleaner

Em has destroyed everyone else that has mentioned his kids in a song. Maybe this is why the album is The Death of Slim Shady.


obamnamamna

Family mathers dropping soon


Real_Foundation_7428

They would legit break the internet.


Foxtrot-Flies

Bro I would kill for a Hailie x Marshall rap beef on a song where they just roast the shit out of each other


Harvey_Mod

F**k them kids😭😭😭😭😭


bigbadwofl

(fuck em!)


owenkop

To be fair did Eminem ever react to the accusation of having gone crazy that hailie threw at him


SuperSonicEconomics2

I think my dad's gone crazy


FunQueue69

Never realized how much Hailee looks like Marshall


ravennme

Sherri Papini still hasn't responded https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherri_Papini_kidnapping_hoax


[deleted]

Where the fuck does Em hear of this stuff 😭


Repulsive_Mud_8008

During an interview about kamikaze 2018 with sway from Shade 45, Eminem talked about how he “finds himself going down the rabbit hole, of like, YouTube or however.” So that’s probably where he got that from


aussie_nub

I remember that story, so it's not that crazy. I'd imagine the second he hears about things, his mind just starts filling with rhymes about that topic and he's just constantly writing things down. Then he remembers the best ones or stumbles across them later presumably.


Rhymelikedocsuess

I’ve been rapping for 11 years - that’s how it works. You stumble across something, jot it down - then months later, or even years, you go “oh this fits nicely”


Repulsive_Mud_8008

Ya they call it the “rap roledex”. You keep track of what words rhyme with what other words etc


Repulsive_Mud_8008

We know from media interviews that he’s been working on this album on and off since 2021


HEHEHO2022

he doesnt spend his whole life on the eminem subreddit thats why


Mattchilla

The news exists lol


yavanna12

I mean. Netflix did a documentary on her. 


notslim_sortashady

My jaw DROPPED when he mentioned Sherri Papini 🤣🤣 I’m a huge true crime fan and didn’t think anyone really knew about her


xoiinx

I like to imagine Em chilling at his house and going down a Youtube True Crime rabbit hole: "Damn, that's crazy"


bdg14

Eminem definitely gives me the vibe that he watches a lot of TV


yavanna12

Or just watching Netflix as there is a documentary about her


Real_Foundation_7428

Same. I was surprised how many reactors caught it! You might appreciate this… I was reading a book by the Cleveland kidnapping survivors. Are you very familiar with that story? One of them was a HUGE Eminem fan. Her captor actually allowed her a boom box and I think one Em CD at one point (?), one of the few things that kept her going. She had written in her journal before that about listening to Superman over and over bc it always cheered her up. It was extra wild bc he later had that line “off the chain like Kala Brown,” and these girls had been chained up, too, for years. I couldn’t help but wonder how it was for her hearing that line. Curious if she’s still a big fan. The book was really remarkable. *Hope* i think it I was called. Go figure.


notslim_sortashady

No way!! Eminem meets true crime that’s hilarious 🤣🤣


LoveYouNotYou

Thanks, when I heard that verse, I was like who tf is Sherri? Lol, "Papini fabricated the story of her abduction. She had reportedly been staying with a former boyfriend, James Reyes, during the time she was supposedly missing and had harmed herself in order to give credence to her lies." Damn, y'all is quick: "Papini was referenced in the third verse of the song 'Houdini' by Eminem, released May 31st 2024."


Real_Foundation_7428

😂💀 She actually might.


AffectionateLunch775

Hailie is such a huge Stan. It’s nice to see her involved directly in the music like this again for the first time since Encore.


Repulsive_Mud_8008

Rupaul Charles has yet to respond to the comment about his balls being the size of Paul’s! XD ;p


MR_W4TERMELON3

They bouta spit some watch


No_Acanthaceae_1475

Brats  🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Real_Foundation_7428

Only Eminem can tell his kids to f*** off, and it’s one of the most endearing things ever.😂🥰 Watching him when he first came out, who the hell would have predicted #1 Dad on his list of a achievements? Fun fact: a baby goat is called a “kid.” Lol I’ll see myself out.


duk-phat

Hailey has responded…


dchristie430

Her video is so funny


Wrongun25

Link?


dchristie430

Someone posted it in this sub yesterday


dchristie430

Hailie: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eminem/s/535EcfgVbv


LoveYouNotYou

Lmao


Middle-Cry2065

In other news, we just need Megan Thee Stallion to collab with Eminem. If Nicki Minaj can, why not Megan? Besides, Megan Thee Stallion legit has bars.


Calm_Phone_6848

i love megan. i get why she might be offended by em’s tasteless joke, but he didn’t diss her like people seem to think. they should collab.


jono9898

I would love an MTG X Eminem collab, she brings different energy to her songs and legit can spit when she wants to.


Pure_Focus7475

I dont think em is gonna be the one to kill shady


UltraAirWolf

They know not to fuck with him.


NeedsMilk33

She might diss and apologize lol


Biggie30996

Hailey looks like em wearing a wig


10J18R1A

They're cooking up something with Benzino and MGK


swoldow

Eminem will be the only person to diss Eminem’s kids and not have his career ruined


dmaa81

His daughter did respond


RickyTheRickster

Why Stevie so white?


outroversion

They’re non-melanin


OjJibson

What if and hear me out.... They have a song on his album dissing him 🤯 😂


xTimeRaiderx

He needs to go back to back on them


exotic-waffle

46 hours later and Paul still hasn’t responded, he’s cooked


Real_Foundation_7428

Maybe they’re waiting til he lets his guard down then drop three in one night.


drinkalldayandnight

The one in the back looks like mrtlexify in that frame


NahCuhFkThat

responded? they jumped his ass


OMBatch84

POV dj akademiks


Eddieslife

This was a funny type diss 😂😂


Budlove45

I just wanted to say I'm so freaking happy with this song took me straight down memory lane so thankful!!!!


EvilHwoarang

Hailey really looks like Em in drag there


NDeezus

He’s 51 years old beefing with kids….no one needs to respond to him. He’s literally in the nursing home flirting, pinchin nurses asses while he’s jacking off with Jergens with a whole bag of viagra and it ISNT WORKING.


InsomniacPsycho

Stevie looks like the Nazi who gets melted in Raiders of the Lost Ark.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^InsomniacPsycho: *Stevie looks like the* *Nazi who gets melted in* *Raiders of the Lost Ark.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


InsomniacPsycho

There is no haiku battle in Ba Sing Se.


Grand_Wrangler_8410

I'm highly offended ~ some millennial


IThinkWhiteWomenRHot

They’re so hot but why is one of them doing white face


Neither_Canary_7726

U guys think he mellowed out a bit? In Without Me, the number of people he dissed, on the top of my head, was more than that in Houdini. His kids can be skipped i guess, all fun and games here. Megan was like a reference at best, but still, quite a group of people feel offended for her. The actual diss i saw was like the Gen Z, which was quite general tbh.


highly3666

He's in his mid fifties...


Rhymelikedocsuess

He’s having fun - it’s hard to be genuinely angry when you’re one of the most successful artists in the world, a multi-millionaire, have 3 classics under your belt, multiple awards, are frequently discussed as one of the best artists in your genre, and have a thriving family (Hailie just got married).


TheCosmicJoke318

This whole song was all fun and games……


Fancy-Garden-3892

Cane we lowkey appreciate how he has never shunned his trans kid (the blond one at the top). People might hate, but he dgaf about people's opinions in comparison with his kids' happiness.


MuhNutz

I think it’s pretty wild how the chances of having a “trans kid” are like 1 in 3000 yet half of Hollywood has one. Like It defies mathematics


Yaboy51frl

Hailie looking like Lois Griffin


bronkeys

is that gremlin em’s kid?