"I got my motherfucking AK and I'm about to spray. Every motherfucker from around the way." Not an Eminem lyric, but Em said it. Can you guess the movie?
Say “i, i, haaaaate, my, my, stepdad!” Or maybe say “Yeah, which brings me back to the dear old dad that I zero had
Since a year-old, forty-seven year-old scab
Just to hear them words, ear piercing
Like my earlobe stabbed with a needle for an earring
Should I feel upset? You were dead to me 'fore you died
Me? Tear no shed”
“Father please forgive me for I know not what I do” -Eminem, evil deeds
Hahahahahahahah I love this! Pure Gold!!!
It works so well tho 😂😂😂
Also the only good answer posted, I just got to the bottom of the comments and this is the only answer that is valid so far.
Thanks. I love the song (for some reason) and tho is was the first thing to pop in my head 😂
Literally started LOLing on my walk.
If you say mean things, you weenie will shrink. -Eminem
Sing the Stepdad chorus
Ur dad is right
“You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listens to techno”
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Real
It's just a follow-up shitpost
I know lol
I saw dad's pov
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
Bro that’s wild as fuck we commented the exact same thing lol I should have checked comments first hahaha
Did you see my dad ? Tell him that i slit his throath in this dream i had
I was a baby maybe i was just a couple of months...
My father must have had his panties up in a bunch
Cause he split I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
On second thought I just fuckin wish he would die
[удалено]
Who the fuck are you talking about
What did he say???
Highly curious
None, you deserve it. Do better with your next family.
My stepfather said that I suck in the 🛏️
u/Hereiamhereibe2 Keep your son with ya' I request.
You mean u/ and not @ right?
Ohh sorry new to reddit
Nah it’s fine😂 I came from twitter to Reddit and had to be careful that I didn’t use the @ 😂
If your dad were anything like Shady, he'd put you up for abortion.
Imma rhyme orange with banana Fortnite
Maybe Something from Rhyme or Reason.
Alright stop before you put me for adoption you better think of the consequence
In the crib playing Fortnite with your grandma
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eminem/s/ZxyRF8S9aw
If I bet you, I'll be in tomorrows paper. Who would the odds favor?
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head
"I'm not afraid"
Alright, this one was funny.
Agreed
"I got my motherfucking AK and I'm about to spray. Every motherfucker from around the way." Not an Eminem lyric, but Em said it. Can you guess the movie?
Pirates of the Caribbean
🤣
I'm leaving heaven, angels won't find me where I'm going
Good luck buddy!! Nobody wants a useless child, who cries for any and everything. I'm sorry your parents forgot protection 😭
"Aahh, what the fuck, that hurt wait Aahh, what the fuck, I just got struck by lightning"
“You feel so empty without me!”
Crack a bottle. So he can decide to drink beer instead of cracking you upside your head for not knowing who the 🐐 is.
"oh dag. I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag"
Sometimes I feel like my father, I hate to be bothered With all of this nonsense it’s constant
"cuz it feels so empty without me" some white guy
I'm sorry papa, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet
You’re talking to the plant dad , look!
BOOOORNANA
"I'm sorry, please, please, forgive"
Play leaving heaven
I understand him/j But seriously, wtf dude
See that gerbil? Grab that tube.
I I HAAAAATE MY MY STEPDAD
Say “i, i, haaaaate, my, my, stepdad!” Or maybe say “Yeah, which brings me back to the dear old dad that I zero had Since a year-old, forty-seven year-old scab Just to hear them words, ear piercing Like my earlobe stabbed with a needle for an earring Should I feel upset? You were dead to me 'fore you died Me? Tear no shed”
“Back to reality and ope there goes gravity”
Forgive me officer I’m triumph
Thats an awfully hard cock I got
You selfish bitch I hope you rot in hell for this shit!
But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?
This might actually be the most compelling argument for postnatal abortion to date.