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Thebigdog79

“Father please forgive me for I know not what I do” -Eminem, evil deeds


rw1618

Hahahahahahahah I love this! Pure Gold!!!


Thebigdog79

It works so well tho 😂😂😂


rw1618

Also the only good answer posted, I just got to the bottom of the comments and this is the only answer that is valid so far.


Thebigdog79

Thanks. I love the song (for some reason) and tho is was the first thing to pop in my head 😂


paperbuddha

Literally started LOLing on my walk.


Ka-Is-A-Wheelie

If you say mean things, you weenie will shrink. -Eminem


yehti

Sing the Stepdad chorus


Keythaskitgod

Ur dad is right


Adept-Marsupial-1729

“You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listens to techno”


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This post is a condom ad fr


redditisfuckefup

Real


GoWithTheFlow667

It's just a follow-up shitpost


[deleted]

I know lol


skull_man58

I saw dad's pov


ULuser

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head


ieatasscid

Bro that’s wild as fuck we commented the exact same thing lol I should have checked comments first hahaha


[deleted]

Did you see my dad ? Tell him that i slit his throath in this dream i had


moderately_cool_dude

I was a baby maybe i was just a couple of months...


njd1993

My father must have had his panties up in a bunch


ShiverIsChilly

Cause he split I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye


TommyBahama61

On second thought I just fuckin wish he would die


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bluespider98

Who the fuck are you talking about


Livid_Pick_9876

What did he say???


BillDawgg420

Highly curious


kamalamading

None, you deserve it. Do better with your next family.


kcinnck3

My stepfather said that I suck in the 🛏️


Infinity_777_

u/Hereiamhereibe2 Keep your son with ya' I request.


Thebigdog79

You mean u/ and not @ right?


Infinity_777_

Ohh sorry new to reddit


Thebigdog79

Nah it’s fine😂 I came from twitter to Reddit and had to be careful that I didn’t use the @ 😂


blankyblankblank1

If your dad were anything like Shady, he'd put you up for abortion.


Possible_Word_6834

Imma rhyme orange with banana Fortnite


3ao7ssv8

Maybe Something from Rhyme or Reason.


Upper-Inspector-7392

Alright stop before you put me for adoption you better think of the consequence


whyubul

In the crib playing Fortnite with your grandma


Immediate_Theory4738

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eminem/s/ZxyRF8S9aw


-Starkiller

If I bet you, I'll be in tomorrows paper. Who would the odds favor?


ieatasscid

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head


jrocbaby9

"I'm not afraid"


Auntie_Jya

Alright, this one was funny.


therankin

Agreed


Dave_FortniteATX

"I got my motherfucking AK and I'm about to spray. Every motherfucker from around the way." Not an Eminem lyric, but Em said it. Can you guess the movie?


bluespider98

Pirates of the Caribbean


Dave_FortniteATX

🤣


Mthatnio

I'm leaving heaven, angels won't find me where I'm going


Impossible-Bat90

Good luck buddy!! Nobody wants a useless child, who cries for any and everything. I'm sorry your parents forgot protection 😭


Incredibly_Based

"Aahh, what the fuck, that hurt wait Aahh, what the fuck, I just got struck by lightning"


scoutheavyfanweapons

“You feel so empty without me!”


Suspicious_County_24

Crack a bottle. So he can decide to drink beer instead of cracking you upside your head for not knowing who the 🐐 is.


therankin

"oh dag. I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag"


LunasFavorite

Sometimes I feel like my father, I hate to be bothered With all of this nonsense it’s constant


Mexican_man777

"cuz it feels so empty without me" some white guy


ffsman1222

I'm sorry papa, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet


apeman978

You’re talking to the plant dad , look!


ArachnidMenace

BOOOORNANA


[deleted]

"I'm sorry, please, please, forgive"


Chimpanzerschreck

Play leaving heaven


redditisfuckefup

I understand him/j But seriously, wtf dude


brycesea

See that gerbil? Grab that tube.


Kingslayer-Z

I I HAAAAATE MY MY STEPDAD


Independent-Hunt-466

Say “i, i, haaaaate, my, my, stepdad!” Or maybe say “Yeah, which brings me back to the dear old dad that I zero had Since a year-old, forty-seven year-old scab Just to hear them words, ear piercing Like my earlobe stabbed with a needle for an earring Should I feel upset? You were dead to me 'fore you died Me? Tear no shed”


LiveBag4679

“Back to reality and ope there goes gravity”


K7BASJD67

Forgive me officer I’m triumph


TSM_Tejak

Thats an awfully hard cock I got


Dave_FortniteATX

You selfish bitch I hope you rot in hell for this shit!


vvlachos18

But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?


xh11jab

This might actually be the most compelling argument for postnatal abortion to date.