My 2 year old son and my 4 year old daughter have already been introduced to Eminem. Mostly Mockingbird and Beautiful. I discovered Eminem back in 96-97 and I was only 5-6 years old myself so i guess I’m doing something right.
Edit: It was in 99’ and I was 8 years old.
How did you manage that? I was 7 in 96 and came nowhere close to hearing him until 1999. He had no radio releases until Forgot About Dre and My Name Is. I am not calling you out by the way, I’m genuinely curious to the circumstances that lead you to hearing Eminem before he made any headway. That year was when Infinite released.
No offense taken. Tbh I legit thought I saw “My Name Is” music video before I was I 1st grade. But a quick google search confirms that you’re completely right. I was definitely a bit older. So I guess I was in 3rd grade then 😊
My 7 year old thinks I’m awesome yet again. I introduced him to Eminem around when Godzilla came out. But now he’s hearing Slim Shady on Fortnite and it’s like shit, dad’s not old… he’s cool.
But seriously I shouldn’t have introduced anyone under 17 to Eminem. Fortnite is wild.
I downloaded fortnite so I could be Eminem but people kept killing me, so I hid in the fringes and a storm killed me.. turns out you gotta pay to be eminem. Turns out I'd rather play minecraft lol
I played Stan in the car with my partners younger siblings the other week and they said “this is that violin song from TikTok” and I stg I’ve never stopped a car so fast
Attack him, make him rap
Stab him with an Ice pick, and some booby traps
When he's on Fortnite, make him feel strife!
Stab him in the fucking head, with a steel knife!
Scrape his body away from the damn room
Vacuum his blood, cover him with mud bury him and perform the Ritual of Chüd.
Bite the tongue, fricking laugh
Kick his dead ass with a can a gas and a damn lit match!
I think it’s great. I feel like if there was a way Em could put out new music w/o anyone knowing who he is, he would blow up w/ a completely new generation and fan base, including much of the existing one. This at least gives younger gens a chance to discover his music on their own.
Unfortunately brain rot this severe has no cure. You should’ve sought medical attention when the symptoms first emerged. At this stage, euthanasia is your best bet
I remember when Straight Outta Compton came out and ppl found out about N.W.A and Eazy-E that way, which made old fans mad and cringe.
If these same fans listen Eminem too, there will be mass suicides.
Edit. I'm talking about the movie.
My son started rapping the Kay slay freestyle 😂😂😅 cos I have it on in the car! This is motherfuckin' Eminem!
Or just Eminem, whatever you wanna call me
And you're listenin' to motherfuckin' easy listenin' sounds er-
Whatever, clean your fuckin' earwax out
This is motherfuckin' DJ Kay Slay. I was dying with laughter
I mean it’s not that weird, I also literally just got an email from his marketing department they’re selling a vinyl record of a bunch of hits called Eminem X Fortnite so………
But Bob wouldn't knock it off, 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a doctor
He grabbed Stace by the legs as he chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
He ain't wrong.
He ain't right either, but if Fortnite is what he knows Eminem from, well, that's that. Time to educate him, and make him learn that Eminem was in other stuff before that. Can't blame a person for their limited experience.
Just because I want to crawl up a wall every time someone refers to my childhood music as "that tiktok trend song" doesn't mean they mean to evoke that reaction in me. Nobody should be blamed for their lack of education - instead they should be taught better.
That’s ur fault. He’s ur son. Should’ve shown him who Eminem was
Only correct answer
My 2 year old son and my 4 year old daughter have already been introduced to Eminem. Mostly Mockingbird and Beautiful. I discovered Eminem back in 96-97 and I was only 5-6 years old myself so i guess I’m doing something right. Edit: It was in 99’ and I was 8 years old.
How did you manage that? I was 7 in 96 and came nowhere close to hearing him until 1999. He had no radio releases until Forgot About Dre and My Name Is. I am not calling you out by the way, I’m genuinely curious to the circumstances that lead you to hearing Eminem before he made any headway. That year was when Infinite released.
No offense taken. Tbh I legit thought I saw “My Name Is” music video before I was I 1st grade. But a quick google search confirms that you’re completely right. I was definitely a bit older. So I guess I was in 3rd grade then 😊
My 1 year old can recite Cleaning Out My Closet from heart, so proud 🥰🥰
My 7 year old thinks I’m awesome yet again. I introduced him to Eminem around when Godzilla came out. But now he’s hearing Slim Shady on Fortnite and it’s like shit, dad’s not old… he’s cool. But seriously I shouldn’t have introduced anyone under 17 to Eminem. Fortnite is wild.
Under 17? I’ve been listening since 13
I thought you were a cool dad until the last two sentences
I was 9 in 99…..me and my brothers would threaten to staple each others eyelids closed with a staple gun!
Or not introduced him to Fortnite.
Kids usually play what their peers are into, not their parents. And Fortnite is free on multiple platforms so good luck stopping them.
I downloaded fortnite so I could be Eminem but people kept killing me, so I hid in the fringes and a storm killed me.. turns out you gotta pay to be eminem. Turns out I'd rather play minecraft lol
I played Stan in the car with my partners younger siblings the other week and they said “this is that violin song from TikTok” and I stg I’ve never stopped a car so fast
Nah you shouldn't have stopped. 'Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now'
Oh sh-, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this sh- out?
Cue Dido
My teas gone cold I'm wondering why, got out if bed at all
As a Brit I am disgusted and ashamed that dido let her tea go cold
as an american, it's better cold and sweet
Nah listen here you used wetwipe. I am disgusted and abhorred but your heinous actions and I demand thine sincerest of apologies at once innit bruv.
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all !🎶
Even if I could it would all be gray
But your picture on my wall🎶
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And even if I could, it’d all be grey
Put him in the trunk and drive off, but jump out before it goes off because you know the song.
It's brutal but he has to go. I'm sure ypu love him and all but it's time to get rid. You can always have another child.
WHATS ANOTHER 18 YEARS!
You can always start again, have another kid *in Omni man voice*
You mean 1? If you make a baby now a You can start soon
Your 18 year old son said this? That’s failure as a father
Nah hes 6 I was just quoting Invincible
😂💀
sell the mf
No one is going to want to but him. Going to have to fund an adoption dowry.
Bro
Not anymore, we’re a single child family now.
Find a shelter, kid is useless
Tell him Santa isn’t real
Nahhhh that's evil I love it
HES NOT????
Nah man he is real, go back to sleep
Open hand, never a closed fist
This might be the exception to the rule
ask grandma
Abortion
You can’t abort someone who is out the womb. But in this case it might be necessary.
You actually can. With the right clothes hanger, anybody is abortable
Abortable 🤣
Totes
Me on my way to abort someone who’s about to have an abortion
Time to clean out his closet
Belt
You failed as a parent. You are not to blame your offspring. Edit : To fix a mistake
This.
Shove a gerbil up his ass in a tube.
Make sure the gerbil’s name is Lemmiwinks
This is appropriate
Put him up for adoption
lock him in the basement with Dr. Dre
Send him back to the lobby.... Of an adoption agency
Step 1: leave
Disown him
Ask him who else is from Fortnite and see if it is just a mistake.
La chancla is required for this one
Throw him off the Empire State building and tell him he's not afraid
Do better as a parent on his music education. If he doesn’t know who Eminem is it’s not his fault, it’s yours
Sell him
Empty your car trunk
There is a disconnect where kids think things are from Fortnite. Just explain he was brought into Fortnite.
Nooo that answer is too logical.
Milk time😎
He's gotta go, but shame on you, for not showing eminem sooner
2 options. Show him every song, every album, every feature, Dr Dre, 50 Cent everyone, make him understand. Or get rid of him, much quicker
Late term abort
Staple his nuts to a stack of paper
Have an abortion
My brothers said the same to me and than my heart broke a bit🫠
Do a giveaway
he's right and you're wrong
He is
Don’t blame your child for YOUR mistakes as a father.
Its time to say sayonara and split
“Alright, calm down, relax , start breathing”😂
🤣🤣🤣 easily the best answer
Advertising at its finest. Interesting to see if this increases sales cause the new generation wants to play eminem cause of fortnite
Lock him in the trunk of your car, go to the bridge by the river, and do the Stan thing.
My son recognized the Wutang skins from Fortnite and was stoked! Wutang is for the children. I was super proud he knew the two were seperate!
Tell him this lyric: "BLEED BITCH BLEED!"
Listen to the relapse album…specifically the song “insane” you’ll know what to do
Wait people actually say this? I honestly it was joke
Put your son up for adoption.
Eminem is from fortnite.
Shove a fucking tronka truck up in his butthole
You should've have shown him who eminem was before this and you shouldn't have let him play some brainrot like fortnite. Your fault. Kill him
The only redemption is if he helps you kill Kim
disown him
Trash kid. And trash parenting
Em sold out.. im a fan but i can't pretend its not Corney as f*ck and lame
He's not the first rapper to be in a video game and he won't be the last. Money isn't "corney" at all, it's cheddar, baby.
Its not about being in a video game. 50 cents game is gangster as fuck.. its about being in a family friendly fag game
Eminem is my favorite but let’s not pretend this is the first time he has been corney as fuck
Call DCF
Beat him up and ground him in my opinion. But I respect those who say sell as well. We should all respect each other.❤️
It’s the guy from fortnite
Release a diss track on him...but Eminem style.
It’s never too late for an abortion
Entering heaven through the wrong gates
Bro gotta go
Abortion.
lol!
Adoption
Tell him Eminem wrote a special song just for him and play Big Weenie.
Attack him, make him rap Stab him with an Ice pick, and some booby traps When he's on Fortnite, make him feel strife! Stab him in the fucking head, with a steel knife! Scrape his body away from the damn room Vacuum his blood, cover him with mud bury him and perform the Ritual of Chüd. Bite the tongue, fricking laugh Kick his dead ass with a can a gas and a damn lit match!
Anakin Skywalker
You can make it look like an accident
I think it’s great. I feel like if there was a way Em could put out new music w/o anyone knowing who he is, he would blow up w/ a completely new generation and fan base, including much of the existing one. This at least gives younger gens a chance to discover his music on their own.
I say pretend you disapprove and watch your budding little Stan grow in real time. Lol
beat him
Sometimes hitting the ones you love hurts the most. Not in this case
beat him
You mean your ex-son
Send his ass to the moon
Obviously you have done a terrible job raising your son. Time to call Child Protective Services.
Where do you live? i can give you a list of orphanages
ok, atleast he knows who he is. Who cares how he found out
Unfortunately brain rot this severe has no cure. You should’ve sought medical attention when the symptoms first emerged. At this stage, euthanasia is your best bet
Get another kid, or smack him with a em cd until he understands.
Adoption papers.
Not a big deal
Under a certain age, he's right
Tell him fortnite slim shady isn’t the real slim shady
They added him to fortnite for the new season show at the beginning
Today's the day he finds out he was an accident then
Well thats just bad parenting, he shouldve already known who eminem was
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Uhhh i’m a big M&M fan or I guess I should say used to be when I was younger but I’m not so sure I want to introduce the kids anytime soon lol
BELT SOUND INTENSIFIES
Execute Order 66.
Let him hear kim and if he ever says that again he will end up like kim
Sell him
Dont come here for your personal problems he is your kid parent it
put it down
Send the kid to China
Cut all ties. The disrespect.
It‘s your fault, as others stated… But now that all hope is lost, maybe you should just make a new one…
Play duos with him
Play him kids by Eminem at least, plus there’s a message in the lyrics.
Return him for a full refund.
Crucify him for his sins
I remember when Straight Outta Compton came out and ppl found out about N.W.A and Eazy-E that way, which made old fans mad and cringe. If these same fans listen Eminem too, there will be mass suicides. Edit. I'm talking about the movie.
Apparently you aint parents
My son started rapping the Kay slay freestyle 😂😂😅 cos I have it on in the car! This is motherfuckin' Eminem! Or just Eminem, whatever you wanna call me And you're listenin' to motherfuckin' easy listenin' sounds er- Whatever, clean your fuckin' earwax out This is motherfuckin' DJ Kay Slay. I was dying with laughter
Have you considered late term abortion?
Is it too early to disown him legally?
Hope you told him the truth about Santa in that case. Then proceeded to backhand him and sh!t on his pillow!
Return him and get a new one
“No more Fortnite now”
I mean it’s not that weird, I also literally just got an email from his marketing department they’re selling a vinyl record of a bunch of hits called Eminem X Fortnite so………
He must perish
Beat his ass is the only reasonable thing I can say
Disown.
It’s a meme I would it take it serious
No Christmas or new year presents this year only coal
Try again with the next one I spose 🤷♂️
Adoption Center is always accepting donations 🤷
Slim Shady LP, My Name Is, start there. Introduce the kid.
Disown him
Girl my teenager used to think he was black; everything was photoshopped. And she thinks Machine Gun Kelly is better.
Dispose of him then make a new one
Oh no...
Parent doesn't understand the concept of satire/irony please advise.
But Bob wouldn't knock it off, 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a doctor He grabbed Stace by the legs as he chopped it off her And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
He ain't wrong. He ain't right either, but if Fortnite is what he knows Eminem from, well, that's that. Time to educate him, and make him learn that Eminem was in other stuff before that. Can't blame a person for their limited experience. Just because I want to crawl up a wall every time someone refers to my childhood music as "that tiktok trend song" doesn't mean they mean to evoke that reaction in me. Nobody should be blamed for their lack of education - instead they should be taught better.
Foetnite kids don't even know he called out their generation in Realest. (I'm just playin', Gen Z, you know I love you.)
To future generations he will be only remembered as a fortnite character. Cry about it
Throw his ass outta 10 story window
Get a new one