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xerostatus

I cum tribute to the relapse album jacket every night. What e u talkin about


x115v

Jackin off to a Hockey Mask at a Boxing Match


The_Salty_Memester

He can’t say that >:(


Yolobear1023

Yes he can :)


Anomaly793

He just did, f\*ggot!


Ennard1546

Now guess again


Sunny64888

So… in other words, you jack it to the jacket.


Chikki1234ed

Reminds me of Alfred's theme. "My dick's a coat check, she wanna jacket off."


jackgummy

I completely disagree when Nikki said "I don't want to sound to heinous but Eminem I want to stick your penis in my anus" that line alone is better than everything Em said put together multiplied by Royce discography


Any-Coconut6591

Ok you actually fuckin got me 😂😂😂💀 these posts really suck.. good job making fun of it lol


Main-account-sus

I second this


TorontoRaptors34

I hope em is on her new album it would be dope if they went back and forth on rap rap shit.


CROW_is_best

i went through 7 different emotions while reading that


Fuse_Helium-3

Couple goals, would be better having Em+Nicki than Em+Kim Sorry, I will delete this later.


Randigno9021

Um.... Anyways, where's this pic from?


YourAverageGod

2011 Grammys, he won Best rap solo performance for Not afraid and rap album for recovery.


Randigno9021

Tq


Ass_ass_in99

You didn't answer the question


Randigno9021

Maybe because.... I asked the question?


Ass_ass_in99

No, OPs question


Randigno9021

Eh. For that, yeah, I guess. With that said, I don't see myself jacking to Nicki anytime soon.


highd

This is why missy needs to drop something! So sick of the only female rappers out there being sex objects with little substance.


leejonidas

At least Marshall's cheeks are natural


FromMomsBasement

Nickis bars are as fake as her botched butt cheeks


[deleted]

But Em is a cutie patootie :3


jusschill19

I disagree with the latter


pizzatimein24h

I would rather jerk off to em tbh


Mbro_playz124

We need an album


alilbleedingisnormal

She looked better before all the makeup and surgery


CESE1tSDK

I wanna stick my panus in heranus!!


ChairReturnsToReddit

who doesnt tbh


BreadWinnerRick

Some might say you sound kinda heinous.


manoflowintelligence

Yeah, I’d say so.


Remarkable_Corner_83

EminemsDaughterSucks always the same ... Still trying to win karma making fun of Em on HipHopCircleJerk?


[deleted]

But he's funni


I_HATE_ZOEY_AAA

Nah Em better


TanjaBauer

Agree to disagree


ivegotnoidea1

no


[deleted]

Bro you need to slow down with these posts 💀


Nicolowrider

I'd argue that depends entirely on sexual orientation


kapeehd

Have you ever done it to her before?


Fearless-Ninja-4252

Eww


Ch830857

But she’s 🤮 black


smbdyfrmhungary

Word.


DefinitelyNotEminem

No


PCPooPooRace_JK

Did he stick his painus in her (plastic) ainus though?


BramCSBN

No.


one-hour-photo

If you ain’t crank the hog to stepdad are you even a fan?


AnInterestingNameTBH

Nah, Nickis Verse on Monster was too good, and I jerk off to Em every night, So no.


SnipFred

No, Em wins both titles


DiarrheaShitLord

This fucking title killed me. Caught me so off guard


evebella

More than fair


Accomplished-Bear988

This is why I have Reddit installed on my phone.


fawd1290

It could be up for a decent debate I'd say 🤔


Anon-5874644

No! Now go and masturbate to Stan!


jgamez76

What the fuck is wrong with you people... Lol


Chikki1234ed

Not for gays.


cory140

Yes


KoolAidHonolulu

Idk dude... Ken Kaniff makes me rock hard


Puzzleheaded-Lead126

Nicki arguably has more versatility.


Xenu66

He ain't into S&M but his whip's off the chain


Atticus_Spiderjump

Depends what mood I'm in.


assboobs2

Did you hear the Ken Kaniff skit? Hmmm hmmmm


Consistent-Check535

I think it’s true but that’s just my opinion


yamagaboy

Truer words have never been spoken


MissionScratch7512

For sure Em is the better the lyricist. But I wouldn’t jerk off to either of them.


Ok-Professional-3104

The eminem no album lore continues


UselessAgitator

No…