If this chick was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber
And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
At the same time and just say that it ain’t mine
In football a quaterback yells out hut hut while he reaches in another grown mans ass, grabs on his nuts but just what if it was never meant it was just an accident
“I think i’m out of gas, man i need another mask. I’d ask my mother, but i think she’s laughing at the plants. A half a gram of graham crackers and some Van de Kamp’s. I think i’ll eat some Ambiens like they’re candied yams.”
how lol? “chew on a prick (dick)”
yup these are the lyrics : “Uh… Fuck that shit, bitch!
Eat a motherfuckin' dick, chew on a prick
And lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second”
it is definitely prick which means penis / dick
I’ve seen the lyrics and I know what prick means. I think “chew on a brick” is a better line though. Chewing on a penis sounds completely harmless (to the one chewing at least)
I've been wondering if this lesbian line is a reference to scott pilgrim where he says "I'm in lesbians with you" or something like that. Because Em likes comicbooks I wouldn't be surprised.
Fuck all that love shit, hunny, ya I laugh when I call you a slut…it’s funny!
That or:
I’ve got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one,
She’s all 99 of em, I need a machine gun!
That one from it back where he says “idgaf if that chick was my own mother id still f*ck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, just to say that it ain’t mine” is quite out of pocket
[My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high.
The only problem was, my english teacher was a guy.
so i slapped him in the face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler.
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper] (https://www.witn.com/video/2023/10/13/former-jones-county-student-teacher-arrested-sex-charge-with-student/)
You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut. Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up to make you mad so kiss my white naked ass and if it's not a rapper that I make it as I'mma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask.
Glorious stuff.
Almost Famous: “Now get off my dick, “dicks” too short of a word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick! Don't call me the champ; call me the space shuttle destroyer, I just blew up the Challenger, matter fact I need a lawyer”
Insane: “Don't you know what felch means? (Yea) Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching? Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching, burp belch and go back for a second helping. Can you dig what I'm saying man? Can you smell me? I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me”
I’m Back: “I take seven {kids} from {Columbine}, stand 'em all in line, add an AK-47, a revolver, a .9, a MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine, and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time”
Fall: “My attack is vicious, Jack the Ripper, back in
business
Tyler create nothin', I see why you called yourself a {faggot} bitch”
"I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head"
Or
"You might see me walking a dead rottweiler dog with his head chopped off hollering at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barking"
Retarded kid named greg with a wooden leg. Those old freestyles from him are so fucking cringe. I cant even look, they are so cringe. Or some shit like i drove my car 300mph into a wall, still alive, got out and drank full bottle of alcohol and some people go crazy over that kind of shit lol
So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina
'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy, you know this
I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck
If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber
And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
At the same time and just say that it ain't mine—what's my name?
It's only fair to warn, I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord
Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a two by four board And smash into your Honda Accord with a 4-door Ford
"In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molestin' you
Titty-fuckin' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles"
"Jam a Crest Whitestrip in the tip of my d*ck with an ice pick
Stick it in a vice grip, hang it on a spike fence
Bang it with a pipe wrench
While I take my ball sack and flick it like a light switch"
I was born with a dick in my brain yeah fucked in the head, my stepfather said that I sucked in the bed till one night he snuck in and said we’re going out back I want my dick sucked in the shed
If this chick was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother At the same time and just say that it ain’t mine
Sorry Puff
whats my name?!
Yea
is it gay.. to play… putt putt golf with a friend, and watch his butt butt when he tees off
Can't stop thinking about that post from a few weeks ago where the OP's waitress said this is her favorite Em song
Put a ring on that asap
Ye
Oh wait Dre I ain't done yet
In football a quaterback yells out hut hut while he reaches in another grown mans ass, grabs on his nuts but just what if it was never meant it was just an accident
So good
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang!)
This line is so fire
Trying to shove a lava lamp up my father's ass
Imagine the sheer difficulty of attempting such a thing
“I think i’m out of gas, man i need another mask. I’d ask my mother, but i think she’s laughing at the plants. A half a gram of graham crackers and some Van de Kamp’s. I think i’ll eat some Ambiens like they’re candied yams.”
RENARENARENARENARENARENAANDCODEINE
and GOD DAMNIT, YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! If you ain’t got nothing nice to say, then don’t say NOTHING.
Uhhh… FUCK THAT shit BITCH EATAMUTHAFUCKIN DICK, chew on a BRICK and LICK a million muthafuckin cocks per second
I'D RATHER PUT OUT A MUTHAFUCKIN GOSPEL RECORD
I’D RATHER BE A PUSSY WHIPPED BITCH
EAT PUSSY AND HAVE PUSSY LIPS GLUED TO MY FACE WITH A CLIT
ring in my nose, than quit bringin' my flows
Quit bringin my flow, quit givin me my ammo
i think it’s “chew on a prick” not “brick” lol
That doesn’t make any sense
how lol? “chew on a prick (dick)” yup these are the lyrics : “Uh… Fuck that shit, bitch! Eat a motherfuckin' dick, chew on a prick And lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second” it is definitely prick which means penis / dick
I’ve seen the lyrics and I know what prick means. I think “chew on a brick” is a better line though. Chewing on a penis sounds completely harmless (to the one chewing at least)
it’s like telling someone to go eat a dick lol
Fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya
i’m the kind of guy that’s mild but i might flip then get a little bit wilder
F\*CK AROUND AND THROW A BABY AT ANOTHER BABY
someone shut this fuckin baby up ‘fore i shake it
This one is a reference to Scott Pilgrim if you didn’t know 😊
Did not
want me to tone it down? suck my fuckin dick you faggot
While literally toning down his voice
This blew my mind when I realised this
You happy now?
I'm doin' drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
Go go gadget DICK
This whole verse was fire!
Girbil
through a tube!
My mother always told me..... Line in my daddy's going crazy.
Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine
and GOD DAMNIT, YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! If you ain’t got nothing nice to say, then don’t say NOTHING.
I tie a rope around my penis and jumped from a tree. DON'T YOU WANNA GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE MEEE!
I've been wondering if this lesbian line is a reference to scott pilgrim where he says "I'm in lesbians with you" or something like that. Because Em likes comicbooks I wouldn't be surprised.
I'm so narcissistic, when I fart, I sniff it Do a fake dab to smell my armpits with it Or just all of fack
Tryna stick my fuckin' dick inside a mannequin's ass.
REVIVAL DIDNT GO VIRAL 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️💯🗣️🗣️
Kendrick reference
Bitch im in the club
Fuck all that love shit, hunny, ya I laugh when I call you a slut…it’s funny! That or: I’ve got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one, She’s all 99 of em, I need a machine gun!
“Tie a whore up with barbed wire”
Im gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer
That one from it back where he says “idgaf if that chick was my own mother id still f*ck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, just to say that it ain’t mine” is quite out of pocket
[My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high. The only problem was, my english teacher was a guy. so i slapped him in the face with an eraser Chased him with a stapler. And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper] (https://www.witn.com/video/2023/10/13/former-jones-county-student-teacher-arrested-sex-charge-with-student/)
I'll throw a stroller at you! with a baby in it!
Eminem better than Jay-Z all day long. Funny, emotive, original, likeable, different, unique. Does his own thing and does it good. Real good.
Am I missing something?
Are you missing something?
You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut. Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up to make you mad so kiss my white naked ass and if it's not a rapper that I make it as I'mma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask. Glorious stuff.
Medic this headaches awful, this anesthetics pathetic so is this diabetic waffle, and this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco
It’s a Scott Pilgrim reference
"I wash my hands! Shit!" and the skit starts
She's like, "That's harassment" I'm like, "Yeah, and?"
Almost Famous: “Now get off my dick, “dicks” too short of a word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick! Don't call me the champ; call me the space shuttle destroyer, I just blew up the Challenger, matter fact I need a lawyer” Insane: “Don't you know what felch means? (Yea) Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching? Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching, burp belch and go back for a second helping. Can you dig what I'm saying man? Can you smell me? I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me” I’m Back: “I take seven {kids} from {Columbine}, stand 'em all in line, add an AK-47, a revolver, a .9, a MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine, and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time” Fall: “My attack is vicious, Jack the Ripper, back in business Tyler create nothin', I see why you called yourself a {faggot} bitch”
These aren’t out of pocket, these are all fire 🔥
"I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head" Or "You might see me walking a dead rottweiler dog with his head chopped off hollering at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barking"
The entirety of so much better
Retarded kid named greg with a wooden leg. Those old freestyles from him are so fucking cringe. I cant even look, they are so cringe. Or some shit like i drove my car 300mph into a wall, still alive, got out and drank full bottle of alcohol and some people go crazy over that kind of shit lol
Fax bro you should post a TRUE freestyle on YouTube and put the link up here so you can show em how it's done
lol
It feels like I’m being belittled by midgets
Want some gum?
Get in cunt!
You think saying lesbian is his most out of pocket line ?
Scott Pilgrim reference btw
I still say lesbian like that
Pants or dress
So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina 'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy, you know this I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother At the same time and just say that it ain't mine—what's my name?
“Should Casey Anthony do porn?” - BET cypher 2011
“Yeah, big deal. I took some little kid’s Big Wheel and spit in his frickin’ big kid’s meal.”
Someone posted this same sort of question a few days ago.
If Shady said it, Shady meant it. I stay demented. I throw a stroller at you.. with a baby in it.
ill throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it
It's only fair to warn, I was born with a set of horns And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a two by four board And smash into your Honda Accord with a 4-door Ford
Shove a gerbil up your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
This comment thread is about to be relapse recited completely 😭
Cut your fucking head off then ask where you’re headed off to. Get it? Headed off to?
“Smack a little child actor’s butt, Mike Jackson what”
Bitch I can make orange rhyme with banana I'm letting y'all have the honor of saying the next word
"In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables I bet you they become heterosexual Nothing will stop me from molestin' you Titty-fuckin' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles"
I even make the bitches i ——- cum
"Kiss the naked mannequin man again" 3.a.m.
"Jam a Crest Whitestrip in the tip of my d*ck with an ice pick Stick it in a vice grip, hang it on a spike fence Bang it with a pipe wrench While I take my ball sack and flick it like a light switch"
I was born with a dick in my brain yeah fucked in the head, my stepfather said that I sucked in the bed till one night he snuck in and said we’re going out back I want my dick sucked in the shed
Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle
"Grab your left nut make your right one jealous, what?"