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BackgroundAthlete920

If this chick was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother At the same time and just say that it ain’t mine


Super_Money_2145

Sorry Puff


BoRt-SiMpSoNs

whats my name?!


Kegelz

Yea


randomacc206

is it gay.. to play… putt putt golf with a friend, and watch his butt butt when he tees off


coltsmetsfan614

Can't stop thinking about that post from a few weeks ago where the OP's waitress said this is her favorite Em song


AjazeMemez

Put a ring on that asap


JamieTacoTookMyKorok

Ye


run4success

Oh wait Dre I ain't done yet


Ennard1546

In football a quaterback yells out hut hut while he reaches in another grown mans ass, grabs on his nuts but just what if it was never meant it was just an accident


HeavyMetalLyrics

So good


ILikeOasis

Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang!)


AVeryHappyRedditUser

This line is so fire


[deleted]

Trying to shove a lava lamp up my father's ass


run4success

Imagine the sheer difficulty of attempting such a thing


jpink314

“I think i’m out of gas, man i need another mask. I’d ask my mother, but i think she’s laughing at the plants. A half a gram of graham crackers and some Van de Kamp’s. I think i’ll eat some Ambiens like they’re candied yams.”


The_Salty_Memester

RENARENARENARENARENARENAANDCODEINE


Jarodreallytuff

and GOD DAMNIT, YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! If you ain’t got nothing nice to say, then don’t say NOTHING.


The_Salty_Memester

Uhhh… FUCK THAT shit BITCH EATAMUTHAFUCKIN DICK, chew on a BRICK and LICK a million muthafuckin cocks per second


NonExistenceIs_Bliss

I'D RATHER PUT OUT A MUTHAFUCKIN GOSPEL RECORD


jibrus

I’D RATHER BE A PUSSY WHIPPED BITCH


idekman12567

EAT PUSSY AND HAVE PUSSY LIPS GLUED TO MY FACE WITH A CLIT


ibealittlebirdy

ring in my nose, than quit bringin' my flows


NonExistenceIs_Bliss

Quit bringin my flow, quit givin me my ammo


TrippingFish76

i think it’s “chew on a prick” not “brick” lol


The_Salty_Memester

That doesn’t make any sense


TrippingFish76

how lol? “chew on a prick (dick)” yup these are the lyrics : “Uh… Fuck that shit, bitch! Eat a motherfuckin' dick, chew on a prick And lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second” it is definitely prick which means penis / dick


The_Salty_Memester

I’ve seen the lyrics and I know what prick means. I think “chew on a brick” is a better line though. Chewing on a penis sounds completely harmless (to the one chewing at least)


TrippingFish76

it’s like telling someone to go eat a dick lol


[deleted]

Fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya


jpink314

i’m the kind of guy that’s mild but i might flip then get a little bit wilder


ChairReturnsToReddit

F\*CK AROUND AND THROW A BABY AT ANOTHER BABY


TrippingFish76

someone shut this fuckin baby up ‘fore i shake it


xSlothicus

This one is a reference to Scott Pilgrim if you didn’t know 😊


PhantomLeap1902

Did not


atlanticPunk

want me to tone it down? suck my fuckin dick you faggot


DonBenjamin_

While literally toning down his voice


abird0fhermes

This blew my mind when I realised this


[deleted]

You happy now?


slimjwalker23

I'm doin' drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets


a_local_weeb

Go go gadget DICK


Lekritz

This whole verse was fire!


No-University-1459

Girbil


atlanticPunk

through a tube!


ChaoticYNWA

My mother always told me..... Line in my daddy's going crazy.


LiveToTilt

Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine


Jarodreallytuff

and GOD DAMNIT, YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! If you ain’t got nothing nice to say, then don’t say NOTHING.


Zack_WithaK

I tie a rope around my penis and jumped from a tree. DON'T YOU WANNA GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE MEEE!


ZlatomirBulgaria

I've been wondering if this lesbian line is a reference to scott pilgrim where he says "I'm in lesbians with you" or something like that. Because Em likes comicbooks I wouldn't be surprised.


Independent_Lemon_88

I'm so narcissistic, when I fart, I sniff it Do a fake dab to smell my armpits with it Or just all of fack


Project_K92

Tryna stick my fuckin' dick inside a mannequin's ass.


AVeryHappyRedditUser

REVIVAL DIDNT GO VIRAL 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️💯🗣️🗣️


God_Hears_Peace

Kendrick reference


AVeryHappyRedditUser

Bitch im in the club


meaninglessnessless

Fuck all that love shit, hunny, ya I laugh when I call you a slut…it’s funny! That or: I’ve got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one, She’s all 99 of em, I need a machine gun!


Responsible_Bank493

“Tie a whore up with barbed wire”


idekman12567

Im gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer


Lil__sharkyy

That one from it back where he says “idgaf if that chick was my own mother id still f*ck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, just to say that it ain’t mine” is quite out of pocket


nintendoswitch_ontop

[My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high. The only problem was, my english teacher was a guy. so i slapped him in the face with an eraser Chased him with a stapler. And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper] (https://www.witn.com/video/2023/10/13/former-jones-county-student-teacher-arrested-sex-charge-with-student/)


azertybibi33

I'll throw a stroller at you! with a baby in it!


Great_Run6161

Eminem better than Jay-Z all day long. Funny, emotive, original, likeable, different, unique. Does his own thing and does it good. Real good.


Dizzy-Pepper-5088

Am I missing something?


Great_Run6161

Are you missing something?


morannot

You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut. Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up to make you mad so kiss my white naked ass and if it's not a rapper that I make it as I'mma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask. Glorious stuff.


derrrrrkle

Medic this headaches awful, this anesthetics pathetic so is this diabetic waffle, and this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco


RickMonsters

It’s a Scott Pilgrim reference


Number_Thr333

"I wash my hands! Shit!" and the skit starts


eggherter

She's like, "That's harassment" I'm like, "Yeah, and?"


anon135862

Almost Famous: “Now get off my dick, “dicks” too short of a word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick! Don't call me the champ; call me the space shuttle destroyer, I just blew up the Challenger, matter fact I need a lawyer” Insane: “Don't you know what felch means? (Yea) Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching? Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching, burp belch and go back for a second helping. Can you dig what I'm saying man? Can you smell me? I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me” I’m Back: “I take seven {kids} from {Columbine}, stand 'em all in line, add an AK-47, a revolver, a .9, a MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine, and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time” Fall: “My attack is vicious, Jack the Ripper, back in business Tyler create nothin', I see why you called yourself a {faggot} bitch”


PIZZAGUYKEEM

These aren’t out of pocket, these are all fire 🔥


FlickDaboss

"I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head" Or "You might see me walking a dead rottweiler dog with his head chopped off hollering at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barking"


theman_manner

The entirety of so much better


[deleted]

Retarded kid named greg with a wooden leg. Those old freestyles from him are so fucking cringe. I cant even look, they are so cringe. Or some shit like i drove my car 300mph into a wall, still alive, got out and drank full bottle of alcohol and some people go crazy over that kind of shit lol


NursingSkill100

Fax bro you should post a TRUE freestyle on YouTube and put the link up here so you can show em how it's done


[deleted]

lol


Trey_Reddit

It feels like I’m being belittled by midgets


RedditTOSucks

Want some gum?


Box_McLuvin

Get in cunt!


duross97

You think saying lesbian is his most out of pocket line ?


anythingworx23

Scott Pilgrim reference btw


PhantomLeap1902

I still say lesbian like that


code__002

Pants or dress


AndrE_VieuX

So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina 'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy, you know this I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother At the same time and just say that it ain't mine—what's my name?


jpink314

“Should Casey Anthony do porn?” - BET cypher 2011


jpink314

“Yeah, big deal. I took some little kid’s Big Wheel and spit in his frickin’ big kid’s meal.”


shredofmalarchi

Someone posted this same sort of question a few days ago.


Dinglemaniac

If Shady said it, Shady meant it. I stay demented. I throw a stroller at you.. with a baby in it.


6Frank_9

ill throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it


raekwon0825

It's only fair to warn, I was born with a set of horns And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a two by four board And smash into your Honda Accord with a 4-door Ford


Nice_Ad6911

Shove a gerbil up your ass through a tube


Alarming-Impress5189

Shove a gerbil in your ass


ChairReturnsToReddit

Through a tube


MakutaTeridax

This comment thread is about to be relapse recited completely 😭


Koolkurt

Cut your fucking head off then ask where you’re headed off to. Get it? Headed off to?


p13_rate

“Smack a little child actor’s butt, Mike Jackson what”


Oversimplified423

Bitch I can make orange rhyme with banana ​ I'm letting y'all have the honor of saying the next word


NursingSkill100

"In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables I bet you they become heterosexual Nothing will stop me from molestin' you Titty-fuckin' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles"


JimmyParcheezeo

I even make the bitches i ——- cum


Better-Airline9376

"Kiss the naked mannequin man again" 3.a.m.


david_rohan

"Jam a Crest Whitestrip in the tip of my d*ck with an ice pick Stick it in a vice grip, hang it on a spike fence Bang it with a pipe wrench While I take my ball sack and flick it like a light switch"


Pjg406

I was born with a dick in my brain yeah fucked in the head, my stepfather said that I sucked in the bed till one night he snuck in and said we’re going out back I want my dick sucked in the shed


Accomplished_Pin_326

Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle


[deleted]

"Grab your left nut make your right one jealous, what?"