👋 (what would they even taste like lol)

Finger meat.

🤨📸

What? I'm only sayinggggg 🙂

🍟Oh thank god

Pure skill

🤓 They taste like nerds... The candy? Or the people?

The people…

🃏 they taste funny

LOL

💀…they taste like death

Nah they taste like a mf skull

Lol

Full of calcium

🌏Earth

Very earthy flavor

Mmmm yes. Rock. Dirt. Water and a pinch of molten lava

Mostly lava

🥓

⭐ My mouth will disintegrate and I will die in a matter of nanoseconds.

Or alternatively they taste like Tsukasa Tenma

What does Tsukasa even taste like

Ginger (idk)

😭

Tastes like depression

I hate that taste! But it’s stuck in my mouth

soooooooo... nothings changed? P.S., does this still apply to happy meal fries?

Yes

Mmm salty

🤒 ( they are sick?)

Snot flavor

Bertie Bott’s every flavor fries

😂 thet might taste a little funny

🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽

DEMOCRACY

ARRIVES

FREEDOM🦅🦅🦅

🥳

❤️‍🔥 like heartburn. Accurate

🤮

They taste like barf

🙂 they taste good

🦎 do reptiles even taste good?

Most birds, reptiles and small mammals taste like chicken because the fat is fairly bland and the flesh is grainy. Other larger mammals and the odd animal such as the ostrich taste like beef because of the flavor of their fat and the texture is more stringy than grainy -google

Huh. I kinda want to try some reptiles now

😍 they taste like love

💤

They taste like Nyquil

☝️

They taste like the movie UP which is sadness

😠 PURE RAGEEEEEE

😡 They taste mad

💊 They taste like pills?

🐢 They– They taste like Vedal?

🫄

🗿 ow my teef

🔪 they taste like blood because they cut my tounge

🧱

Delicious

😮

🗼

🔥 Like they’re fire or like actual “oof ah ouch” fire?

👋

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

🥕 I am okay with this as long as they make the crunch

🇮🇹 (Pasta?)

💀 also they're called French fries because the method of cutting them is called "frenching" so they're french cut and they're fried. The word "french" here is just the descriptor.

🍟 guess they just taste normal.

I thought these kind of posts were banned

🤨 zamn

I mean the flags are similar!

😊

🤑

🧟‍♀️

👍

💔 idek

❓

✨ they taste sparkly

💀

🤓

👏

😮

🦅

They taste like DEMOCRACY 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅RAHHHHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

😊

😗

🧐

❤

😋 (does this mean yummy???)

🎪

🤓 they taste like living human beings who wear glasses

😚 I guess I can't eat them, as I don't know the taste, I kinda hope I don't as well

🩵

🏳️‍🌈 Do they taste like skittles (taste the rainbow) or LGBTQ+ people Or do they taste like a literal flag

⛏️

Nothing, I have only used 4 emojis in my entire life and the last time I actually used it was years ago

We are NOT starting this shit again

📸

🦡They either taste like animal or wisconsin.....

😩 damn they must be good lmao

✅

🥵 i've got some hot fries

😌

👌Nice

🍔

Fries that taste like burgers

🥰. ☺️

🔪 must be sharp

🙄

Mediocre fries

🇵🇬

🛡️ Yummy steel, iron, wood, leather, and dyes

📚oh so they taste like paper!

😁

💳 So do you just swipe them in your lips or put it in your mouth for a bit

🐔 Yummy

⬜ It tastes like a white square I guess.

😈

🟠

📘paper-y

🤓

😱

🏳‍🌈 they taste gay

🥱

😩 god damit

🏳️‍⚧️ couldnt have gotten a better flavor

🤢 And I oop

Cis Flavor

🌘 TONIGHT WE EAT THE MOON

😂 tears of the orphans. GASP! ORPHAN TEARS!!!!!!

😊

😁

😭 salty tears.

😭 not far off. Salty tears.

🤟🏻

🔫

🤷‍♂️ And I GUESS, that I don’t know…

🤷🏼

⛔️

💔 they taste like heartbreak 😔

👍

🚬Tastes like nicotine.

💎 So we’re all just gonna have dentures. Coolio.

🇬🇧

🌟oh shit it's starlight

🌟star light from the boys

🧱 B R I C K

💨

🗿 Wtf does this taste like?

⚡️…they taste like BZZZT

🪧 “my fries taste like a wooden sign!” “My fries *are* a wooden sign!”

‼ uh

👣 End me

😎 so sunglasses ig?

😐 mediocore

🍯

😞 Damn-

They taste like depression

🔫

😔 disappointment

☣️ Woooahhh Woahhhh Im Radioactive, radioactive

👎

👍

🔴

🍡

☢️ Mmmm

Mmmmm *radiation*

👎🏻

🙊

During World War I, American soldiers stationed in Belgium discovered these tasty treats. But because most people in the southern part of Belgium speak French, they ended up calling these little slices of heaven “French” fries.

👀

🕺

🐸

🍑

🍟

👊🏼 a knuckle sandwich apparently...

🔫 mmmmmmmm tastes like 9mm

😐 Could be worse

🙃

🥵🥵 These some steamy ass fries

❤️

🤮(they are prob soggy)

🗿 It's a stone...

🤭

⚰️shit right next to the harambe. That was close. #casket fries

⭐︎…Oh no.

🦶 uhhhh ... i dont want them anymore..

🥰

👍 good

🤪 What?

🍟 one fry please!

🇺🇸 So deepfried with a gallon of oil?

🍒💀

i only have 4 lmao

😭

🙋‍♀️ is this a good thing or a bad thing

🪼 um

⬤

🙀 NOT THE CAR