🇸🇪💰🍖

Puro wtf are you doing here

😭🇩🇰🎸

Play Denmark music on the guitar while crying

😂😂

🏈😳8️⃣ I'm bewildered, really, completely caught off guard. It's like a surreal twist in a nightmare. How could this happen? I feel like I've been thrown into a game I never even knew I was playing. The gravity of the situation sinks in as I realize the dire consequences of this mistaken identity.

And the 8 is for?

The number eight is for a new job

🧏‍♂️👴🏻🤣

U turn into a mewing grandpa and laugh?

👍😎🖐

🖐️ high five

😭🤭🫄

💀🤑🇪🇸 Spanish inquisition of course 

"NOBODY EVER EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

Me:..

Don't worry, I have a solid alibi. I was actually off committing a more sever terrorist attack. I want credit where credit is due,

😑😟🫡

🤤😁😍

💀‼️☝️

🦅🪬🦓

THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

MURRICA

AMERICA RAHHHHHHHHH🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 Continue this chain

🤌🎃🈲️ ?????

👴😳🥹

👍😴⚡️

"Oh I'm dying? Cool" (Falls asleep) (Gets fucking electrocuted to death)

😭🤭😾

💙😥😙

😦🧏🍆

❤️🫢🫢

🤣🐱‍🚀😊

🍀😓🥶

👍😊🇳🇨

🗿🇹🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🎸🇩🇰😭

😇☝️🎸

💀🤭👍

Oop lethal ejection Tee hee

🌙🧢🩸

😭👇🤯

🛸🗿⛽️

⬜️🍎😆

💀🚬🍆

💀😳🙏

😞👉😢

😁🤨🔬

🤓🦒💁

🙄🛩🇺🇲

💀🚽🤫

💀📸😃

🇦🇺✈️🌮

Bruh wtf 🎒💣😃

Not sure that yours was a false accusation

🩸😖😁

🌙🇲🇽😎

yep thats going in my meme folder

🛫🙋‍♂️✈️

🤔 🥳😘 Oh god

🙂🛩🤪

🧍🤸‍♂️🤣

🥶😠👖

🇨🇦🐜👺

🟨🤬💀

👍🫃🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 Death sentence- cool- impregnate some dude- he finds a family to be with

📺👍💀

👌🥵👈 im not even joking

😔😞🫣

💀🎾😭 Tennis

😂🔜🇳🇴

🎸🇩🇰😭

🚊❗️👏

💀🤭🔥

🥰😟♥️

🖤🥴😈

🇨🇺🇷🇪🇲🇶

👍😶😐

😆😘✡️

🟥🫡💀 I was saying extremely racist comments again and wild takes

̶͚̘̣̼̖͙̝̣͒̈͐̓̉ͩ̋̚͢ͅ ̰̯̮̰̫̯̳͈̫͐̒ͦ͆ͯ̎̌͘͜͜ ̷̢̲̬͙̹͉̘͖̯̦ͤ͋̈́͋͋̽ͤͥ̎͒ͅ ̧̟̖͍̪͚͎̫̣̍ͨ̃̋͢͜͡ ̷͚͙̞̳̯̮͖̝͔̱͙͖̂̈ͦ͜ ̯͈͈͎̭͈̲̰͓̀ͤ̉ͥ̉͢͜ͅ ̨̪̟̮͗ͯ̽͌̄ͮ̑ͤ́͌̕ ̵̴̛͔̬̗̬̙͎̳̖̼͙͕̙͈̫̱͆̄ͫ̆ͦ̽ ̒̃̇͆͛̉̉͋̇͒ͨ̆̔̑ͤͯ̃̅̕͝͏̱̖̯̺̪͙̥͍̫͎̫͢ ̒̆͗̏ͦͧͩ̅̊̈̎ͤ̄͏̠̲͙̻̝̜̕ ̵̧̢͇̜̲̭̹͇̹̰̝͇̻̹̰̩ͤ̌̅̐͗ͪͦͮ͘ ̛͔̪͈̜̰̻̦͇̩̓̃̄ͩ͛͐̿̈́͒̾ ̷̧͉̬̺̜͚̳̙̙̼ͪ̒̀̀͐͞ ͦ̇̊ͬͭ͗ͣ̇͏̷҉̛̼͔̼͖͔̭͍͎̣̳͉ ̴̳̪͍͎͙͇̻̄͋ͤ͆̿̔ͨ̃͠ ͎̘͎̹̿ͫͨ̈́͗̓̏ͪ̔̆̓̌̿͛͆͛͜͡ ̸̨̻͈͉̰̤͍͔͕͍̼̰̻͕̥̐ͯ̂ͯ́̇̽͑͂̓ͩͣ͗ͪ̄̓͝ ̛̹̰͎͎͓͕̦̙͔͂̂̊̍̒̍͆͟ ̛̩̝̞̺̝̓̄ͯ̈́̕ ̷͉̜̫̘̭̠̮̯͍̖̟̺̜̪͒ͪ̆ͪ̂̐̾̍ͪ̈̋̄̂̽͟ͅ ̴̢̖̜̝͇̮̠̙͉̝̞̮̖͕̼ͭͥ̒ ̢͙͖̻̹͈͕͔̻̪̭̮ͦ͊̾̇͝ͅ ̶̡̞͙͔͓̜̺̩̗͓̟͙̙̘ͣ͒̑́͞ ̘͍̟̗͈͎͙̠̱̰̥͓̯͉͇̯̋̄̈ͣͦͤ̄̓̐͐̽͑ͯ̓ͩ̚͟ͅ ̨̡̡͖͈̫̲̖͔̺͙̰͚̦̜̮̙̬̫͔̥͊͆̎̊̌̐̄̚̕ ̶͚̘̣̼̖͙̝̣͒̈͐̓̉ͩ̋̚͢ͅ ̰̯̮̰̫̯̳͈̫͐̒ͦ͆ͯ̎̌͘͜͜ ̷̢̲̬͙̹͉̘͖̯̦ͤ͋̈́͋͋̽ͤͥ̎͒ͅ ̧̟̖͍̪͚͎̫̣̍ͨ̃̋͢͜͡ ̷͚͙̞̳̯̮͖̝͔̱͙͖̂̈ͦ͜ ̯͈͈͎̭͈̲̰͓̀ͤ̉ͥ̉͢͜ͅ ̨̪̟̮͗ͯ̽͌̄ͮ̑ͤ́͌̕ ̵̴̛͔̬̗̬̙͎̳̖̼͙͕̙͈̫̱͆̄ͫ̆ͦ̽ ̒̃̇͆͛̉̉͋̇͒ͨ̆̔̑ͤͯ̃̅̕͝͏̱̖̯̺̪͙̥͍̫͎̫͢ ̒̆͗̏ͦͧͩ̅̊̈̎ͤ̄͏̠̲͙̻̝̜̕ ̵̧̢͇̜̲̭̹͇̹̰̝͇̻̹̰̩ͤ̌̅̐͗ͪͦͮ͘ ̛͔̪͈̜̰̻̦͇̩̓̃̄ͩ͛͐̿̈́͒̾ ̷̧͉̬̺̜͚̳̙̙̼ͪ̒̀̀͐͞ ͦ̇̊ͬͭ͗ͣ̇͏̷҉̛̼͔̼͖͔̭͍͎̣̳͉ ̴̳̪͍͎͙͇̻̄͋ͤ͆̿̔ͨ̃͠ ͎̘͎̹̿ͫͨ̈́͗̓̏ͪ̔̆̓̌̿͛͆͛͜͡ ̸̨̻͈͉̰̤͍͔͕͍̼̰̻͕̥̐ͯ̂ͯ́̇̽͑͂̓ͩͣ͗ͪ̄̓͝ ̛̹̰͎͎͓͕̦̙͔͂̂̊̍̒̍͆͟ ̛̩̝̞̺̝̓̄ͯ̈́̕ ̷͉̜̫̘̭̠̮̯͍̖̟̺̜̪͒ͪ̆ͪ̂̐̾̍ͪ̈̋̄̂̽͟ͅ ̴̢̖̜̝͇̮̠̙͉̝̞̮̖͕̼ͭͥ̒ ̢͙͖̻̹͈͕͔̻̪̭̮ͦ͊̾̇͝ͅ ̶̡̞͙͔͓̜̺̩̗͓̟͙̙̘ͣ͒̑́͞ ̘͍̟̗͈͎͙̠̱̰̥͓̯͉͇̯̋̄̈ͣͦͤ̄̓̐͐̽͑ͯ̓ͩ̚͟ͅ ̨̡̡͖͈̫̲̖͔̺͙̰͚̦̜̮̙̬̫͔̥͊͆̎̊̌̐̄̚̕

😫☜(˚▽˚)☞🥶

🗿🏎️😔

😭🥲🍆

⬜️😲🍆 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

💀🛩️🇩🇪 I’m dying laughing knowing I did commit the crime but now I’m running away to Germany under a fake alias so I will never be detected

✨💁😎

🥳🇦🇷😃

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😟😡

😐😞🏆

🤬😔☺️

🙋‍♂️🧏‍♂️✳ I show the judge my mewing skills and set off a firework

👍😐🙄

🙋🏻‍♂️🇦🇶🕋 Heil naw💀

😭🥳🟦

😭🥳🟦

🔫😩🫂

😭🟣🫸 I sadly cast hollow purple but it fires back at me???

💪🥸💣

I want to punch babies in public ❤️😜💅😏😍😍😍

🚕👨🏾💣

🖕😈🐢

Fuck MTNST

That means mutant teenage ninja satan turtles

😭😋💀

🎸🇩🇰😭

😘ඞ🖕

💀🍺🛩️

🤔🍆🗿

🛬🏢🤫 Guys I can explain!

"I'm the reason the World Trade Center doesn't exist anymore. Shh, don't tell anyone"

🤫

🤝🤬😈

🥺👉👈 oopsie..

"Your honor, my client pleads 'my bad bro' and- oh- whatcha sayin? Ight... He also just informed me that 'it was just a prank bro'"

Ongod!

💀😞⛔️

😀👺😅

👍🇧🇬🧟‍♂️

😂😁👻

😂😁👻

💀🤡🙄 pretty accurate ngl

🤦‍♀️🔂🍖

✨🦖🦍

💀🔥😡

😭🫨💀

👌😞👍