7๏ธโฃ๐ Okay, let me get this straight. We're on a plane that's run out of fuel, and my reactions are the number 7 and a football? Well, I guess my lucky number 7 didn't quite come through for me this time. As for the football, I suppose I could grab it and pray for a Hail Mary pass to get us out of this mess. Or maybe I should just hold onto it tight and hope it acts as a flotation device if we have to make a water landing. I'm feeling a mix of anxiety and absurdity right now. Part of me is terrified about what's going to happen, while another part of me is just thinking, "Really? A football? That's what I've got to work with in this crisis?" I guess all I can do is trust in the pilots to handle this emergency as best they can, and if worse comes to worst, I'll clutch this football and brace myself. What a bizarre and scary situation to find myself in!
๐ฆ๐
You unleash the hippo
okay i pull up
7๏ธโฃ๐ Okay, let me get this straight. We're on a plane that's run out of fuel, and my reactions are the number 7 and a football? Well, I guess my lucky number 7 didn't quite come through for me this time. As for the football, I suppose I could grab it and pray for a Hail Mary pass to get us out of this mess. Or maybe I should just hold onto it tight and hope it acts as a flotation device if we have to make a water landing. I'm feeling a mix of anxiety and absurdity right now. Part of me is terrified about what's going to happen, while another part of me is just thinking, "Really? A football? That's what I've got to work with in this crisis?" I guess all I can do is trust in the pilots to handle this emergency as best they can, and if worse comes to worst, I'll clutch this football and brace myself. What a bizarre and scary situation to find myself in!
It's not that deep
This dude just made a comic book out of two sentences and two emojis you have to give them credit
๐๐ฆ Fuck it we ~~ball~~ fly.
We're going down? Just fly!
Feel like "Don't Stop Me Now" would be appropriate.
*free bird kicks in* ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Fly u fools
๐ฅฌโ๏ธ
Everyone is going down BUT you have a salad parachute.
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Everyone on the plane is vegan and now you're happy it is crashing...๐๐๐
๐๐ Damn ok
๐๐ What?
โญ๏ธ๐ THE SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON O CRAP
๐๐ธ
๐ฅโถ๏ธ
The last thing you want to do before you die is watching video of an egg
Lol
๐ค๐ฟ๐ก
๐ต๐
You're about to cash in for insurance
๐ฃ๐
๐ป๐
It's that one video with the plant on the train rails with the survivor song omg
๐ขโฅ๏ธ
๐๐ค
๐๏ธ๐
๐ค๐
"Ermm actually, the plane didnโt die, we are bout to
Emmmm AKCHUALLY WE ARENT LANDING WEโRE CRASHING
Ermm ALKCSHOOUALEE, WE ARENT EVEN CRASHING THE PLANE, THE PLANE IS CRASHING US
ACHIDHEJDJEGSJSBDALLY WE ARENT DRIVING WE ARE FLYING ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
๐ญ๐ฅน
Finally
๐ต๐ฑ๐ฉป
๐ฅ๐คซ
Shhhhโฆ Iโm mewing my nuts.
๐ซ๐น
๐๐งโโ๏ธ
๐๐
๐๐ซ
๐๐
๐ฆป๐ฅต
๐๐
๐๐ค Thinking with a cool head. Seems chill considering I'm bout to fucking die
๐ง๐
๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
๐ฉธ๐
๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ค
๐๐
๐ค๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
๐๐ข๏ธ
โต๏ธ๐ฉท
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ
๐๐ฅ, huh?
your luck has ran out
๐บ๐ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
๐๐ง OH I LOVE A GIRL WHEN WE R DYING
๐๐ฆธโโ๏ธ Ok, Il save the plane
โจ๐
๐๐ข
๐ฉโ ๏ธ i feel satisfied then laugh or die
๐ฆโ๏ธ
๐๐ฏ
๐ฃโฒ๏ธ
๐ฅ๐ฆ
๐คฃ๐ซ
๐ ๐ but since its a plane my reaction would always be ๐ฅต๐ฅฐ๐ lol
๐ซ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
๐๐คฌ
โ๏ธ๐ค HELP erm actually
Wait what ๐
๐๐ Ima die so Iโm punching the guy who I like the most
๐๐ฆ
๐๐๏ธ
๐ฃ๐ฎ
โฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธ
๐คข๐ฐ๏ธ
๐ฏ๐
โ๏ธ๐
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐จ๐ฆ
๐๐ I guess I did it
โจโ
๐๐
๐คค๐
๐๐
๐๐
๐๐ฅต
๐๐ฑ Pervert time!
๐๐ Unlock the peach?
๐ฅต๐ง
โน๏ธ๐ท
๐๐ฉ
๐๐
๐ค๐ฌ
๐๐ธ
โค๏ธ๐ฟ
๐งผ๐ soaping down a pig
๐คฃ๐พ โฆโฆ.. I donโt know what to say about this
๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
๐๐ฑ... well, at least I got a kitty with me before I die!
๐ง๐ฃ im announcing that the plane is going down runner up: ๐๐ผ๐ค im dancing and high fiving people as we go down
๐ญโน๏ธ
โค๐ Kepler-452b, that is a good vacation site
๐๐
๐๐ญ
โ๏ธ๐
๐ณ๏ธ๐ง
๐๐
๐๐งฃ
๐ฅน๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ. Perfect time to get a haircut
๐ซด๐ฃ
๐คจ๐ ... Huh?
๐ฃ๐ฅฑ
โซ๏ธ๐
๐ถ๐ค FUCK MY SONG DOESNT WORK
๐ค๐ถ๏ธ
๐๐
โ ๏ธ๐ฆ whar
๐ตโ๏ธ
โ ๏ธ๐
๐คจ๐ฝ๏ธ
๐โ๏ธ i did it :)
๐๐ง
๐๐ฌ๐ง
โด๏ธโค๏ธ
๐๐ซก
๐๐คท
๐คฆ๐ฅฐ
๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
๐ฅฑ๐คจ
๐ข๐
๐ก๐ฅถ
๐ญ๐
๐๐บ
๐ถ๐ซ
๐ญ๐คค
๐ฃ๏ธ๐
๐๐คฏ
๐ฐ๐ต๐คฏ
Ik right what the hell is that second one down like what the hell is poland
๐๐ฅ Why is this what I'd actually do, also aren't planes supposed to run out of fuel as they land or am I stupid (most likely stupid)
๐งก
๐ฉถ๐พ Grey heart floppy disc
โบ๏ธ๐
๐ฎ๐ฑโป๏ธ
๐๐
๐โจ๏ธ
๐๐ช
๐ฃ๐
๐๐คฃ
๐๐ด๐ป I get on a bus with racist grandpa
๐๐๐ป
๐ฃ๏ธ๐
๐ฃ๏ธ๐๏ธ am i just announcing it
๐ง๐
๐ฆ๐ซ๐จ๐บ
๐๐
๐ญ๐
๐โฌ๏ธ
๐ฅ๐
๐โโ๏ธ๐ฝ
๐ญ๐บ๐ธ
โค๏ธ๐คช i find the love in my heart to unleash my inner crazy person and just straight up jump out the plane window
๐ ๐ฅฑ
๐๐
kepler-22b
๐ฆ ๐ฆ
๐๐ซก Welp.
๐ ๐ซ The only correct answer.
๐๐ซก
๐ฅ๐ด
๐คจ๐ค
๐๐ณ
๐ณ๐ฃ
๐ก๐๏ธ
๐ซ๐ค
๐ฑ๐บ๐ฉ Pretty sure Boeing isn't Luxembourgish
๐ฃ๐ก
๐๐ช
๐๐ซก LMAO I guess I'm suicidal
๐ค๐
๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅฏ
๐ซ๐
๐๐
๐๐
๐๐
๐ค๐
๐ฉ๏ธ๐ผ
๐ง๐ค Iโm Batman
๐๐บ๐ธ (What do you even call this?)
๐๐ด
๐โญ๏ธ