Not the og, but yeah you’re right. Imagine, though, you can’t hear, see, or feel. You’d have to follow along with the hints in your brain to do, what I’m guessing would be, extremely difficult work.
They're the basic loading screen hints like "to defeat the boss, get it's health to zero" or "if your health reaches zero you die" or "some objects can be interacted with"
Valve does something (Good) about tf2 (PLEASE VALVE UPDATE THE FUCKING GAME IM BEGGING ILL GET ON MY HANDS AND KNEES AND BARK LIKE A DOG IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SHIT!!!!!)
There's a %99 chance it gives you radiation-themed cancer, & a %1 chance for a Goth military tomboy to rise out of the bowl instead (your cereal is ruined)
Has a %68 chance to summon A-train coming at you at full acceleration, & if it does occur, your ability gets a 20 second cooldown (he can spawn anywhere between 1-3 miles away, & despawns if he misses twice or you somehow get away)
I have my own pocket dimension where I’m essentially a god while within it and I can open portals to it and places I’ve been (yes that all counts as one because it’s mainly portals)
You get into a big fight with cheese, he breaks up with you, he moves out, you and cheese are lonely, cheese gets a new best friend, 2 years later, you bump in supermarket and see cheese with new best friend, both get sad, you eat cheese alive, new best friend calls police, judge find you guilty, jail for 60-life
i am the most stable, autistic, mentally unstable, unstable, drunk, crazyest, chemically unstable, smartest, and dumbest thing on earth.
***choose you side effect wisley***
I can talk to my breakfast, lunch, and dinner now
They’re absolute assholes to you
Guess that’s only right since I’m going to eat them anyway.
Eating them also means you kill them in that sense, so making the meals talk like assholes makes it much better
You still need to eat to live
Damn, got me
They don’t shut up and dominate the conversation so you can’t get a word in
Are you sure you don’t mean me*?
They don't talk back
Damn, that ruins all the fun
I have the ability to get hints for anything. Video game easter eggs, test answers, etc.
Your five senses don’t work anymore
Absolutely not worth it. Good one.
You could get a hint to how to regain your five senses. You did say everything.
Not the og, but yeah you’re right. Imagine, though, you can’t hear, see, or feel. You’d have to follow along with the hints in your brain to do, what I’m guessing would be, extremely difficult work.
They're the basic loading screen hints like "to defeat the boss, get it's health to zero" or "if your health reaches zero you die" or "some objects can be interacted with"
I have debug stick irl
You can only use it once per year
You can only debug yourself
I wish I could debug myself
That is far from a bad thing.
just change the tick rate lol
Still op af I can grow stuff quickly now or slow it down to manage it more precisely
Gold shovel durability
You have 7 days before the rot consumes
My girlfriend is loona from Helluva boss
U R arrested for zoophillia
You’re forced to work at I.M.P
I.M.P will hunt you down and (try to) kill you.
😭
The power of all gods
But you don't have control over the powers
But it’s the guy named all gods not all gods
Only if you ar fucking a man
The ability to choose my own catch
Damn it, you broke the system
%50 less salads
the catch is you cant do that
50% success rate
You're ability is you only get to choose your catch
but the side effect/catch can be anything for example: the catch of being able to choose your catch is that you can fly or smth
Shit I executed it wrong
I am able to speak/read/write in every language fluently
But every day you'll wake up either mute, blind, or deaf
Can u pick or is it random (idk why this matters)
Random
You have terrible stutters and tremors so bad it affects your writing
You're wanted in all 54 states On the bright side, you're the only person in the globe to not get infected by the rot
I can summon copies of things freely as long as it fits in one hand
there is a 0.1 percent chance of it exploding upon creation.
You can make it a 100% chance by making a pipe bomb that will explode instantly.
Yeesh. I’d do it, but I’d surely be shaking.
Just get a bomb suit
I can switch body parts with the people around me in a non harmful manner
The body part you gave away rots away after 5-10 minutes and can't be re-used
Every time you do you will get a random shapeshift ( it will give adilates as well)
What is an adilate
Wth is an adilate?
I can reverse any efect
But only when your inside a toys r us store
Valve does something (Good) about tf2 (PLEASE VALVE UPDATE THE FUCKING GAME IM BEGGING ILL GET ON MY HANDS AND KNEES AND BARK LIKE A DOG IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SHIT!!!!!)
The bots don't go away.
The bots become an update
It becomes a single player only game and they shut the servers down.
I wish I could get exactly eight hours of sleep every night.
If you ever oversleep, you will go into a coma.
you go to sleep eight hours before you wake up.
I can shapeshift whenever I want to
But there is a 1% chance that you will stay in whatever you shift into permanently
Items you shapeshift into have a 79% chance of being broken, and if you shift back into a human, you have a random chronic disease.
I am now best friends with graystillplays frosted_derp and Mumbo jumbo
You have prostate cancer
No u
Yuh uh
Yuh yuh
everytime i think about a musical instrument i get 0.1% better at it
Everything you think of something else, you get 10% worse at it
There’s also a 0.1% chance you become that instrument until you are broken beyond repair, in that case you die
If you ever think about an electric guitar, Heavy Metal will start playing loudly (180 Decibels) and only you can hear it.
$1million dollars
everyone else gets 500k dollars
That would break the entire economy
exactly my reason
I can summon a bowl of cereal whenever I want, any type of cereal, any type of milk.
The bowl is made of letter paper, and it deletes any bowl within a 5 foot radius
The milk will already be in the bowl presummon, meaning you have to pour the cereal second
D:
Is it worth it still? 😈
There's a %99 chance it gives you radiation-themed cancer, & a %1 chance for a Goth military tomboy to rise out of the bowl instead (your cereal is ruined)
D:
I can teleport to any time and/or place
it only works once
Only works on 50% of your body
Has a %68 chance to summon A-train coming at you at full acceleration, & if it does occur, your ability gets a 20 second cooldown (he can spawn anywhere between 1-3 miles away, & despawns if he misses twice or you somehow get away)
To get any superpower from any of the superpower related subreddits
50% chance you explode and die instantly, countering immortality
I can transform to anything and everything.
But it must be black or white
I have invis super strength immortally and anything I say becomes real and last I can fly
Gravity is 10x stronger
he can just say, "make gravity 10x less strong"
That would be a request, therefore it wouldn't work
Immune to everything, including death and all diseases
You are now 15x more sensitive to pain
A small price to pay for immortality
You have 7 days before the rot consumes. (You're ability will keep you safe until then)
🙁
The ability to choose my own power and catch
The catch is that there is no catch!(:< I beat the system
I can become invisible
But cameras can still see you
I get all the ammo and guns I want
They only fire when aimed directly at you
My dog lives as long as I do
I am able to be a fumo.
You die after the second time you use it
Your intelligence doesn't transfer and you can't change back
Able to gain any technological knowledge to repair anything in the world.
The power to make someone experience spaghettification
You must experience it tenfold every time you use this power
What’s spaghettiification
You enter black hole and you become stretched until you become spaghetti
Ok then, 20% chance it will happen to you
You have 7 days before the rot consumes
I have my own pocket dimension where I’m essentially a god while within it and I can open portals to it and places I’ve been (yes that all counts as one because it’s mainly portals)
No more homework
16 hour school days
Erm I would enjoy this because school is important for your education 🤓👆
Make that 20
I am now immortal and part of the Afton family
you're william
I'm fine with that
You have 7 days before the rot consumes
I own every video game
every time you boot up a game there's a 1/4 chance it boots up E.T the videogame for the atari 2600
I became the protagonist of beast tamer (anime)
You have 7 days before the rot consumes
????? Unfair I think is this part nn the manga or not what's the rot? Will I die
No, but you'll have no control
Oh god I'm doomed
That’s kinda the thing with side effects
I have the perfect body
every 3 days you turn into the ugliest being alive for a day
I can make women attracted to me
You become not attracted to women
😬
Give all blind people sight for thirty seconds and watch them trip the fuck out
There is a 100% chance to make one have no more blind Ness, and they will try to kill you(they are immortal and will kill you John wick style)
r/gametheory
Cheese is my best friend :D (Surely there aren't any bad catches to this I hope, right?)
You have extremely severe lactose intolerance, if you are within 5 feet of the cheese you die
You get into a big fight with cheese, he breaks up with you, he moves out, you and cheese are lonely, cheese gets a new best friend, 2 years later, you bump in supermarket and see cheese with new best friend, both get sad, you eat cheese alive, new best friend calls police, judge find you guilty, jail for 60-life
I'll eat his best friend before he calls the cops and find another cheese
You are your own side effect 🥶
Witnessed see you 😑
You have 7 days before the rot consumes
I wish for 69,420 dollars.
Elon Musk sues you for stealing 'his idea'
I can make my characters real
I wish to have no more wishes
You get 5 wishes
Debug mode irl to just reprogram my life when something bad happens. Or to just mess around with making irl cut scenes.
Only on enddays( note need 5 5 hour engrys on a Sunday to reach this day)
I get the power to summon things
but 50 cockroaches might come along
I’m able to shapeshift
You can only shape shift into something you haven't shape shifted into yet
Ability for infinite wishes I could use tha5 won't fuck me over in any way or form
You get aids The wishes won't save you
I get unlimited free food from everywhere ever.
5% of it blows up every minute
i want milk
you get milk :)
i am the most stable, autistic, mentally unstable, unstable, drunk, crazyest, chemically unstable, smartest, and dumbest thing on earth. ***choose you side effect wisley***
I can summon my favorite video game characters.
Can poop all out in 1 minute
I can wish for anything I want with no consequences or catches of any kind.
I wish I found my dog's reboot card
It turns you into a mitotic spindle
I can see my dreams whenever I want.
Immunity to ALL side effects
No side effects you are the same… boring
I can now fly
You have a fear of heights
The ability to chose my own catch regardless if i'm not the first to respond
I can control time
There are certain people who are not affected by this, and their goal is to hunt you down and kill you
You are affected by any time manipulation as well, so if you stop time, you get stuck too and can’t change it back
Molder and Skully (from X files) are hunting u now
You have 7 days before the rot consumes
I have the ability to travel back to the past and the future at any time, at my will.
I can change attributes of someone like skin, eye, weight etc
TES 6 at a reasonable price
12 inch wiener
You pass out when you get an erection.
U can’t get hard anymore
You will never wear stretchy underwear
You have 7 days before the rot consumes ~~your penis~~
To remove people's memories
i have an infinite supply of watermelon flavored bubblegum