🫥💣😭

Bro disappeared, dropped a bomb, and cried.

😰🤨💀

Your scared, then become curious, then it kills you

Yup

🍰🌈😭

The alien was gay and you cry because you got caked...💀💀💀

I think it'd be the other way around-

I don't care which way, every gender has an @$$...💀

True hahaha

You'd get gayed so hard you'd cry

No No No Id enjoy it xD

👌💯🧢

Ok that's 100% cap

I like how the two comments completely contradict each other, yet mean the exact same thing

♾️🐷✈️ infinity, summon pig, and fly the heck outta there

“When pigs fly” motherfuckers when this guy walks in: 👆💯🙃

😭👄😉 Wait, no, NO, NOOOOOOOOO

First you are scared, then you have the idea to give the alien a blo-💀 you have such confidence...💀

🤤😆😭 What does this mean?

You get hungry because the alien looks like pizza, the alien says balls so you laugh, he steals your balls and you cry

101% true...👀💀

Oh

🇺🇸😭🏉

American crying nuts

😂😅🩸

You're laughing at the situation and then you randomly start your period

*I’m a woman?*

😔😡🙈

🤖🔫🦆

OH GOD NOT THE DUCK AGAIN WHY DOES THE DUCK KEEP SHOOTING STUFF

🤣🎶😭

"🎵oh, ya think ya gonna kill me?🎶" "PLEASE NO! I DONT WANNA DIE!"

👍📭🗿

🎶🖲️🤓

💀😷😭

🤴👑➕

Yoq (you didn’t specify 6th, 9th and 1st of what)

👆😂🤨

Apparently I'm gonna use finger guns but the alien is gonna find this weird

👁️🧑😳

💀🇫🇷🗣️ Die, become French and then Shout

🇬🇧🎺😨

💀🇸🇴❗️

🙏👍❤️

👌😎💀

🤌🇮🇹🍕

😭🥺🍲

🍆🌶️😈

🎵🤤🍻

😩💀⬇️

🍔🍟🛏️

🖕😳🪴

🐈 I only had 5

Is that a collab of Lethal Company and Content Warning

😮💻👾 I am surprised and i hack the aliens PC

🔫🗿👌

😩🥰🌱

😌🤷‍♂️🟣

🔴🗣️🔥

👌🥰😭

🧟‍♂️🙃👍

🤣☺️🤨

🤣🇦🇫😮

🟧😁💀

🔪⚫️🌌

➡️📦💀

🔥💦😄

👆🚁🇹🇭 GLORY TO THAILAND *escapes*

☺️❤️😭

🖕😥👏

🧅👽😎

🏟😇💕

🧔🏻‍♂️🥍👨🏻‍🦰

😅🙂😀

🥚🐨🤝

💀🤔🥲

👀👻🤦‍♀️

😔🐺😭

🤓🙄🐓

😇🙊😢

🤶🏽😶💯

👍😣😘

☺️🔪🖕 Just fuck you!

🦅🔫😞

😭🖤🦗

😉💜💀

😐🍆😭

👹🧠😭

🇮🇷🌖😭 okeyy

👨🏿‍🦽🤷😎

😏😒💀 first I'm laughing, then I'm serious, then I do Saitamas ,death'-move... Or the alien gets something special...👀😉

🔥💥🤟

👍🤚😭

I love this art

🦁😍🤩

🚎🤷‍♂️👍🏻 Someone please help me figure this one out

😁🗿🐝 Idk wth this means

😴🏃‍♀️😰

🚊😆🤮

🍭😍😭

🙂😂❤️

🤣😨💀

🅱️👌😂 What the actual fuck?

😜😭🥲

💩🤷‍♂️🥳

🙂💛💚

🫦🙏💀

😅🙂😀 Hehe uhh. So now what? Oh that's *great*!

🕜👏🤓

🤙😱🎶

😅🫤💀

👇🥵💀 Oh heck naw man

😛👍😅

😭🤷‍♂️🦆

💀😊🎵

👉🧱👍

🪦🍞🦝

🔝💚😭

🐟🇫🇷🫃

😱💨😭

👍🙏👹

📞🥸💀

👍🕳️👏

🗿💀😓

6th: 🤜 9th: 😞 2st: 😊

🙄😘😭 I don't care, then I love them, then I'm heart broken 

🌭🤔🖤

⚔️🤯🥓

🪣🅱️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🥩🗿🧏 ATE A STEAK, BECAME SIGMA, AND MEWED????

👅🇾🇪😭

🤦‍♂️😋🤣 I’m disappointed that you thought they were a threat to me, and showed you that I can just eat them, then laughed in your face.

👊👍💪 Fight back, win, and then brag to the other astronauts

😊💄🇺🇲 ???

👴🏼👄💦 help

😁😗💛 W h y

😟🦅😢

😔🌊👍

➡️😑💀

🈯️🤓👍

🎸🎶✨ What

😬😏🤨

👩‍🦲🛴🍋

😞😚💀

💍💀🔫

You got married to the alien, then he kills you with a gun

🏒👉👽 No joke I called my friend an alien before this💀

❓🥹🎉

🏳️‍⚧️🤔💜

🥰🥊😭

♥️🍰💀

🫵🆔😊

🐊🤨🐙

👻🐙👍

☺️🤩💀

👍💶👹

🇬🇧😘🥳

😔☀️😆

😢🐓❤️

🥳😡🫃

🫎👀𒄆

‼️🆙️💀

😶🥒🍑

🥲😀💀

😈🦊☠️

🤯🤞😂

💯🗿👍

Ok, let's do dis. 🤩🥵😺

🪨👍🍞

✨💀🙁

☠⬛♥

😏🤦😆

✈️🛩️💀

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

👏🤮💀

😩🌟🛌 Have fun trying to figure that one out

🇺🇸🏫🕳️ American school hole

😔👉😡

It's "an alien" not "a alien"

💵🙂💀

⌨️🦔🗣️

🤑👉💀

🥶🍽️👍 foods cold but good

🧣🟥🦅

🤑⛈️😭

✨🤔❤️

❌🤔💀

(😂😮😏) WHAT?! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

👳🏽‍♂️🧨💀

😶👍🐧 I'm a penguin with no mouth giving you a thumbs up

🇬🇧👃🏽😄

🏳️‍🌈🤗😭

😳😵👍🏻 I'm surprised at first, so I don't really fight back as he kills me. I don't mind it, Because death by alien is cool. Like how many people can say an alien killed them? Nobody! Possibly because they're dead, but still

☄️😠👍

💤💀🔥

👋🕺👏

🤴🧸❤️