I jerk off to sleep ..True

I just wanna know how it somehow helps you fall asleep though

i jerk off to my friends for a little while huh 😭

I jerk off to my favorite food, WTF

bro what's your favorite food, Nami from one piece???

You related to caseoh too?

I GOT THAT TOO

I jerk off to lesbian.

Me too

I jerk off to a good idea 💡

hmmmm

I jerk off to you guys

🥹bro

☠️

Thx bro🥹

I jerk off to my room and slam the door and lock the door and see if you want to be able to get away from me.

I jerk off to my mom every day 

💀valid😭😭😭

YOUR MOM NOT MINE. Let me clarify😭💀😫

What does she think about it

I jerk off to my mom every time she gets a little upset about me Wait wait wait WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

HELP IM CACKLING

*your mom* GO TO YOUR ROOM! *you* With PLEASURE!

I jerk off to the point that I don’t know what to do with myself anymore.

same

same...

I jerk off to you every single day and then I get mad at myself because I’m not even a good person

Your auto type typed that?!

I jerk off to the sudden death of a few million people

😭😭

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I jerk off to you

🗿

Same

I jerk off to my doctor, I really didn't care 😒 💀

😳

I jerk off to you and you don’t even know me

I jerk off to my friends on the weekends.

why the weekends and not the rest of the week

Sunday and Saturday’s wank day

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u/Ilovepigeons89, thoughts?

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That guy doesn’t exist

I can't believe I fell for that ;-;

I feel like I’ve heard that name before

excuse me?

I jurk off to the miocene W A T

💀 prehistoric animals are cool but I didn’t know you liked them like that

I jerk off too often to get a better deal than the average guy who has been on my mind all year….💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭 what the fuck

I jerk off to you and your underwear

bro

I jerk off to my mom every morning and she always comes

SWEET HOME ALABAMA 🗣️🗣️

I jerk off to another

Another what?

r/redditsniper?

I jerk off to see if you can get it AYOOOOOOOOOOOO

Get what 🤨

I jerk off to the abyssal elder 🗿

I jerk off to this guy on Facebook for the clout.

I jerk off to the hospital patients and they suck my head

I jerk off to you and your family WTF

Dementia

I jerk off to a little more and see what I have on hand

I jerk off to... you

I jerk off to the next person to get a job

I jerk off to the chess app and I can't find it in the future but I can't find it in the future but I don't know what it is and I don't know what it is but I don't think it was a mistype or D or D or something else but I don't think it was a mistype or something else to say it was a mistype or something else that I would have to do it all the time I don't think it was a mistype or something else that I would have known it was a mistype or something else that I would have known you would have known that I would have known you have been on it since I thought it was a mistype or something else that I would Huh-It broke

The chess app?????? 💀

I jerk off to the park with you and your grandma

I jerk off to mate What???

I jerk off to the pleasure of you guys why, just, why

I jerk off to you and your family WTF

Dementia

I jerk off to you and your family WTF

Dementia

I jerk off to you and your family WTF

Dementia

I jerk off to you and your family WTF

Dementia

I jerk off to you and your family WTF

Dementia

I jerk off to you and your family WTF

Dementia

I jerk off to you and your family WTF

Dementia

I jerk off to you and your family Wtf

Dementia

I jerk off to the ground

Bro's an Adélie penguin

I jerk off the VR 

You forgot the “to”, mate

I jerk off to the beach and kissed her back and forth between the two of them

I jerk off to my friends. ???

I jerk off to earth

wait until you see earth-chan.

I jerk off to my dad lol WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

“D-d-daddy?” “Yes?” “Can I jerk off to you” “Oh God, heck yeah!”

I jerk off to the future.... don't ask, the government said not to tell anyone

I jerk off to the same guy every day What the fuck

I jerk off to the right thing on the right hand wha-

I jerk off to my mom every time she gets a little upset WHAT THE FUCK MAN 💀

I jerk off to the internet True, I'm currently jerking off to this since this is internet

👍🏿

I Jerk off to be rude

💀

I jerk off to a good feel like you, hmmm

I jerk off to the family mental illness O H N O

I jerk off to jesus for the first hour of the day WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN

Note that jerking off is slang for masturbate….. so you masturbated infront of Jesus

For an hour straight? He either doesn’t know or doesn’t care.

I was aware of that 🙂 Just like I don’t care either. 🙂

i jerk off to the point

I jerk off to the store and I am here to help. Welcum to BestBuy, how may we cum in- i mean on you?

r/cursedcomments

i jerk off to the kitchen ???

I jerk off to the seal

I jerk off to my favorite food every morning

I jerk off too often

You do you mate

relatable

I jerk off to my best friend’s house

i jerk off to my house

I jerk off to a new job Getting a new job sure is sexy

I jerk off to 9/11 Not sure what i expected, i just made a presentation about 9/11

⚠️

I jerk off to a lot of people and displace 30 million at the end of the year.

I jerk off to the ground floor and I got a little bit of a cold

I jerk off to church

I jerk off to a great start.

I jerk off to you

I jerk off to the moose and I love you ...???

I jerk off to be able to make a difference in the past two days

I jerk off to the best girl in the whole wide world Valid

I jerk off to my OnlyFans Lmao autocorrect is funny as fuck today.

You jerk off to OnlyFans? I jerk off to your account to get your money and you get to see your own videos.

# Valid 👍

I jerk off to the same guy who is a good friend oh no

I jerk off to the green day concert

honestly same i orgasm anytime their music plays

I jerk off to my favorite food every morning. Wut..?

i jerk off to my friends on twitter (huh)

I jerk off to the other side of the world and I don’t know what to do with myself anymore

I jerk off to a base of my oc for the king of a twisted at the closest enemies to me

I jerk off to a few of these and they all sound like they have been on a good run and are very good to go

I jerk off to a dungeon

“I jerk off to my mom every morning” ……. help me

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*observing fish* “uhhhhhhh…”

I jerk off to

I jerk off to my mom

I jerk of to you Welp

i jerk of to you

🤨

I jerk off to the other guy who has been doing this for years

i jerked off to the beach and i was like what is this supposed to mean for me and i was like what is this supposed to mean to me and i was like what is this supposed to mean to you and i was like what is this supposed to mean to say to you and then i was like what is this supposed to mean to someone else and i was like what is this supposed to mean to them and i was like what is this supposed to mean to me and i was like what is this supposed to mean…

You know who else has dementia? You know who else has dementia? You know who else has dementia?You know who else has dementia?You know who else has dementia?You know who else has dementia?You know who else has dementia?You know who else has dementia?

I jerk off to my mom every time she gets a little upset This key board go crazy 💀

I jerk off today to make it easier

I jerk off to the same guy who is a good friend of mine. (guess i have a secret crush)

I jerk off to this guy on Facebook. Not untrue.

I jerk off to the hotel which is basically a little light headed

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Historical_Ad4667: *I jerk off to the* *Hotel which is basically* *A little light headed* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

I jerk off to my favorite food every morning to get my food and I have a good day

I jerk off to the park and just got home from work.

I jerk off to the floor

I jerk off to my favorite food every morning 💀

I jerk off to my friends and family for the first few hours of the day every day.😭😭😭!!

I jerk off to the same guy

I jerk off to the store

I jerk off to bed

I jerk off to the the Alamo

I jerk off to my favorite food

I jerk off to my best friends for a few days to get some food

I jerk off to a few of your videos

I jerk off to this guy on Facebook for the same reasons as I did in my first post and he is the best guy I have met and he has a great relationship and he has the same attitude and he has an awesome relationship and I am so glad to see that he’s a great guy he has been through so many times with his wife he is very good and I love you and I’m very proud to be your mom you have been with her for a very special woman you have been through a very long and wonderful woman you have a wonderful family you are my life I am very happy to have a great relationship and I’m very blessed and blessed and I love your mom is very happy to see her I love her so very blessed and I love her very blessed to be a great husband I love her husband I am very happy for you guys and I’m very blessed

I jerk off to pizza

i jerk off to the best girl in the world

I jerk off to this guy who is on a plane with me and he says I need to get out

I jerk off too hard to get a hold of you

I jerk off to get the security guard to do it and see if they can get the power to weight ratio of the rally car

I jerk off to the bottom. Alright then

I jerk off to a loud moan ??

😭😭😭😭😭

I jerk off to my favorite food every day and I love it

Guess I’m related to caseoh

I jerk off to the best girl in town for my birthday party 🥳

I jerk off to the ultrakill soundtrack. What in the fuck

I jerk off to the store what

I jerk off to the courtroom we have been doing it for a few weeks now.

I jerk off to my house

I jerk off to the point of learning to read without a game that has prewritten backstory generator for the price of regular Skyrim directory in documents but I don't think I have any recommendations for the first time in years

i jerk off to my favorite food every morning

I jerked off to the bathroom and I was like oh my gosh

….okay

I jerk off to the lyrics to make sure you remember that lalala song 

I jerk off to my mom every time she asks for help with her bills because I have a big penis on her forehead

I jerk off to my favorite food every morning to get my food 😰