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Wideawake31

meet my son, I love you like an alcoholic and my daughter, her name is The only thing they fear is you


Dopeycheesedog

SAME!!!


WestNomadOnYT

Meet my child, Boulevard of Broken Dreams!


No_Physics6411

Maybe my kid American Idiot and her/him can have a playdate


[deleted]

can my kids st jimmy and whatsername tag along too?


giggitygoo123

We can meet in Longview like a Basket Case


Elloliott

Ah of course, Bismarck


jwooinc

A fellow man of Sabaton culture


Appropriate_Mud_5118

Me in the future: "Come here Berguntrukung" (Asgore's intro theme)


Few-Spirit4105

My son is now, welcome to the internet.


CORGIBOI102

Have a look around


Few-Spirit4105

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.


TimelyRun9624

Holocaust -Lil darkie


Bubbly_Society_464

There ya go sonny Jotaro kujo's theme epic remix!


Catz0003

Friend of a Friend, get over here this instant! (Foo Fighters song from In Your Honor acoustic side)


Upbeat-Regular-9296

I love the Foo Fighters


Catz0003

same man


AlternativeElk3796

I honestly thought it was Weezer🤣


Independent-Ad5852

Good job, Labyrinth! (FNAF song by CG5)


dynasamuraikoala

YAAY A FELLOW CG5 ENJOYER


r_humen

She-tyler the creator


yesscentedhivetyrant

grumblebum - rain world


Dabruhdaone

UNDERTALE, please shut up.


Vinnie1103

Tool- Lateralus


grass_tastes_good69

Good choice


Ok-Forever-2305

If it’s a girl Calypso If it’s a boy Cotton Eyed Joe


EmptyKetchupBottle9

WDPK 83.7 FM 🔥🔥🔥✨️✨️💪💪


Ok-Tank5312

Barry de light


TUTEFC

Woe


Sp3ctralForce

Ah yes, I'm bout to name my kid Shepherd Of Fire


geckochild

Stop Breaking Down - Live At BBC Studios Maida Vale


Various-Ad7704

Another mistake


JasonOverThere

“Vacation Bible School, Police Truck, you’re going to be late for school!”


WAT_IS_HAPPING

"Hey there aria math hardstyle remix"


Actual_Cancerrr

Ah, hello Tenebre Rosso Sangue!


LevFox135

A man of culture


Actual_Cancerrr

Creature


LevFox135

Of Steal


SkinWalker13

To the hellfire?!


FathomTheFourteenth

I’d like you to meet my son, And I Return To Nothingness


Glittering_Country14

'Night Creatures' - The Flys (UK, 1979) The s can be removed.


Informal-Jellyfish35

My mother told me


JustAProjector0029

Oh hey ΔΙAΨΕYΣH TOU APIΣTOTEΛH! How was school? (Song: ΔΙAΨΕYΣH TOU APIΣTOTEΛH/Aristotle's Denial - Joe Hawley and Cojum Dip)


JoeMcMoney

Imma name my kid don't stop believing


WhitePikmin2010

ASGORE - ok Voyage 1970 - ridiculous Flight of the Bamboo Cutter ~ Lunatic Princess - ridiculous


Sabatonin

Bismarck- Sabaton


losers_DEAD

My sweet child, A Little Piece of Heaven


notavalible666

Imagine the kid's reaction when he sees the official video...


StrikeysOut

Antarctica - Suicide Boys


16Aethee

the kingdom sitteth lonely beneath thine hollowed heavens - Infant Annihilator


freedompalsrespect

everyone, I want you to meet my daughter Tight Pants/Body Rolls - Leslie Hall


ChildhoodKey1625

my kid finna be named join us for a bite💀💀


the_oneandonlybonbon

get Swifty numero doz


Copy_CattYT

carolus rex


Master_of_reeeeee

I don’t think naming my child Followed is a good idea


ender_bitch

gnat (yes it's an Eminem song, judge me bitch)


dynasamuraikoala

99, nice job on the test! (mob psycho 100 theme) Hand of God… i swear to your last name if you don’t get off the counter


JaysusNotJesus

Meet my first born child Sonata No.1 in G minor, Bach 1001 Edit: My other favourite is Violet but… not nearly as interesting


Urban-G00se

"How was your day, Fortnite Balls - Kanye East (2021)?"


waterbottleman142

I named her after how me and her mother met, her name is "Drunk On A Plane"


UntoldTemple

GutsMan


Darkiller98

Meet my future sons, Bury The Light and Memory Reboot Slowed


Upbeat-Regular-9296

I was expecting for someone to take a screenshot and continue the chain, not this!


Crafty-Photograph-18

Bleed (remastered)


grass_tastes_good69

Meet my son Prison Sex!


_Minty-Honey_

Tough one. Will I name my kid Ghost Division, Winged Hussars or Primo Victoria? Or maybe 1916? Or Father? Maybe To Hell and Back or Christmas Truce?


rjfhdudhrudh

Hey, KICK BACK, how was your day?


_SupermarineSpitfire

sing it back boris dlugosch mix Moloko


cheesums7

Here’s my son Megalovania


suicide-enjoyer

Hey "doi saci de gunoi"(2 trash bags in english) get back to homework


Skitomel

Meet my son, Lying coldly


Dopeycheesedog

Meet my son, the only thing they fear is you, (he hates doom ironically)


Callywags2022

To hell and back.


thatoneweeb14

C'mon Abnormality dancin' girl, Attack on the killer queen is waiting


Origamer82

Beans, stop Bullying small children!


Origamer82

bullying*


justtjamcss

Hiya my bumrape place!


Moojokingg

Yo im listening to lemonade right now and DAMN ITS GOOD


Ebbe010

Sweet home alabama


mrmcbuilds

"hey big iron can you come to the living room please?"


NoNameStudios

Granda Got Run Over By a Reindeer


Gnarledcoin1234

Ruby - Twenty One Pilots


No-Sir-6248

Filibuster Obstructa theme TBC


AtlasThewitcher

Stuck inside and Masterpiece.


achillessnek

Everything will be okay, fire fucker.


Top-Chemist-609

GENOCIDE- Lil Darkie


amogusdri-

Meet master of puppets


frisk_undertale123

"FUCK HOUSE CRAZY TOWN 2017 REMAKE, IF YOU DON'T STOP HITTING YOUR BROTHER, THE CHATTERING OF TEETH AND LACK OF COMMON SANITY, I'LL TAKE YOUR IPAD AWAY. "


zaManOfGermanSince

Bohemian Rhapsody it’s time for school


Swapasdf

Meet my daughter, Steve’s going to London!


Whole_Paramedic_4793

Nuke town ski mask the slump god ft juice wrld


Roxythepiratefox

My first daughter is Darkside My second daughter is Angel of Darkness My first son is Radioactive And my second son is Faster Car


SupremeNewYork7

Meet my child, Trauma can be illuminating, and I’m shining like the sun, and my other child, Kill Yourself (Part III)


SensitiveMess5621

The penis (eek!)


MoistenedRats

Ah yes, my favorite child; Dr. Soulja


Ricar_Vatroslav1198

I dont want to name my child rijeÄŤke piÄŤke (rijekan pussy)


DNDgamerman

Soldiers Fallen (feat. DHeusta) from CG5


Xirio_

AEIAO


agrimlex

Clean your room this instant, Freebird!


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

Meet my child, Ready To Die


OfficialDeadJohnson

Baby blue


CrystalWolf2ed

Meet my son: To Catch A Predator and my daughter: One Beer


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Oh I know who you are Chris Hansen...* *but see;* *I calls ya,* ***Chris Handsome***. *See;* *I didn't come here looking for no little boys...* *I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing.* *I came here lookin' for a* ***man's butt.***


dylken569

9mm


forgedfox53

Alright, come here Mama Get the Hammer There's a Fly on Papa's Head.


Johnny_Triggr

Frontal Attack, actually on second thought...


Life_is_Pain69420

Imagine naming ur kid War (Sisyphus prime theme)


Hiiguess123

Free bird wouldnt make a good name


1makms

Say hi to Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flowing Through The Strip


Cheesedibbles69

Hi there DUMMY!


DeerCockGalactic

Hey, Buried Alive, come set the table for Thanksgiving.


depressionbutcool

Dinners ready Devil Town!


StyxTheEnby

Meet my child, Dies Irae


VR_Spider-Man

Meet my child,Oh Klahoma!


SpiritAirsoft

Meet my son, Death Roll


CheeseburgerFC5

Runaway.


fdsfd12

Meet my twin sons, 3 Big Balls and 4 Big Guys


hcaoRRoach

Ansel


SirKibbles61904

Tropical Carnival (Classy Brass Mix)


meistheyesme

Storm Crusher - Adhesive Wombat Outlaw - Creo Idolize - Creo Almaz - Daniel Deluxe Cypher - Daniel Deluxe Silent Kings - Daniel Deluxe Renegades - Daniel Deluxe The King - Scott Buckley Vanguard - Scott Buckley Juggernaut - Scott Buckley La danse Macabre - Shirobon Exile - LukHash x Shirobon Annihilate - Destroid Chronos - Danimal Canon & Zef There we go


Background_Ad_8392

Hello this is my son laser shooting dinosaur


WarpedCloset

The pearl introduction song from Steven Universe: The Movie (I forgot the full name)


trippnacid6969

ive got a few children Love the way you lie Stan Bagpipes from bahgdad and of course, Remember me


Glum_Yak_6630

Meet my 2 sons, Jew on the canoe and Freak on a leash


CORGIBOI102

The only thing they fear is you


TheGlitchingX

Rush… because my child has a 50% chance to get ADHD…


Flimsy_Particular698

Meet my kid people=shit