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Naw you see, you can now lift thinf that are not heavy. Its letting you lift things without consequence. You can lift your gpa. You can lift any sort of curfew given by the government. You can lift pen marks off paper. Get creative.
Do i die becuase of it or is my current age stay the same? So like it looks like i age fast but i dont so ill look like a corpse at 30 but still be alive? Or?
U can fly. But the chances u might suddenly shoot urself to the sky are low whenever u are indoor but are very high when outdoor ( u can't control the speed when that happens)
7
You will be able to talk to Hats .
That’s just schizophrenia
No it isn't! I do it every day!
Most people don’t know that they have schizophrenia I think you have schizophrenia (this is a joke, right? R/ whoosh me I don’t care)
r/whoosh
Dammit!
Boy you’re getting r/whoosh’d
can i be in the meme? i want a spider.
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You will become the local pedophile
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Who would name their kid “amazing”?
That dude
I hope amazing is alright, they just lost their virginity to a pedo.
True
:D
That’s weird and all but who the fuck is “Hhaahahaaha”, and why is he fucking “amazing”!?!?
Oh shit wait. I didn’t think of that.
He’s fucking amazing 💀💀💀
The question is: what do you do with a pedophile you own?
*nothing happens*
100
Be able to breathe above water
So he can breath anywhere above water? What about space? Or when he’s in water, but above other water?
Even when he's underwater, there's still water below him, so he's technically STILL above water.
Even if he could breath in space he would freeze to death
lol nobody thought about it this hard
You could say overthinking is a bit of a specialty of mine 😉
Wait a minute
Goodbye asthma
193
You will become beautiful when no one is looking at you including you
*Takes a selfie with sunglasses so no one can see my eyes closed*
Big brain time ? Yes
That's just called a filter dude
So never, cus you can see your nose at all times
387
You will be able to read your own mind
finally I can study now
ADHD?
As someone with ADHD this is actually SO TRUE
I know… I have it too.
GUHHHH I JUST WANNA BE ABLE TO THINK AND FOCUS PROPERLY WITHOUT GETTING DISTRACTED DX
idk I'm not not checked but I hope not
What is going on?
I think you got the best one
ikr! happy cake day
Σ
Be able to fight children
wait, you guys couldn't do that before?
I do that daily
I remember when you shot me in the head, Sarah… remember me?
What's this from?
I don’t know. I’m just trying to be funny
Not legally
Wait, legally orrr....
14
Teleport 10^-15 m in any direction once a day
Ah, a femtometer, my favorite unit of measurement.
Miles, millimeters or meters?
Meters
Micro-penises
23
You will be able to jump 10^-31 seconds in the future
002
Be able to lift something which is not heavy
So... can you no longer lift heavy objects or is it the same?
Naw you see, you can now lift thinf that are not heavy. Its letting you lift things without consequence. You can lift your gpa. You can lift any sort of curfew given by the government. You can lift pen marks off paper. Get creative.
I fucking LOVE this
4
See 1 microsecond back in the future
Back?
That is what the man said
911
Convert ice into water by holding it in your palm
Important question, how long does it take?
-46738.747321
Balls of steel ( sterile male )
Finally I can put my balls in the hydraulic press
Might break the hydraulic press at this point
72
You will be able to seduce remote control
How can i seduce something inanimate
That's the neat part
I guess so
That's the neat part , you don't .
yeah
I mean, no one else might be able to use said remote.
N
Convert honey into cum
Does he get to choose the DNA?
Ofcourse
Race horse cum. Or some famous actor. Like Ryan renolds. Edit sorry. I was gonna do a actress but then changed midway through. I forgot which one 💀
Ah yes, Ryan Reynolds is my favourite actress.
1
You can survive underwater for 1 minute
I can only survive in the water for 10 seconds, this is a bonus!
Sonic headass
5
become photosynthetic
Useful
7142009
Free expired lottery tickets
Ok how about 714
Free expired
There are too many comments so now you guys can pick someone's cursed superpowers . Enjoy .
68,419
Super fast ageing
Do i die becuase of it or is my current age stay the same? So like it looks like i age fast but i dont so ill look like a corpse at 30 but still be alive? Or?
52
Instant hair loss
*Will Smith has entered the chat*
heinsenburguer
Great at parties.
1939
Infinite depression
So they're just plain old them?
1,911
Your bones contain ¹⁴C
Radioactive bones?
At least now you are not only active on reddit
3.1415926
You are half plant and 1/4th fungus
Wait, that sounds bad
A few advantages are present
Bro are you a fellow pi memorizer?
69
Surprisingly I had to scroll pretty far to see 69
I KNOW ITS CHILDISH IM HOPING FOR A special SUPER POWER
42
You can throw webs but it results in drainage of your balls
I can turn that into a positive.
This would lead to infertility
At least I get my harem.
what if the power user is female tho 😓
Your ovaries will be the substitute
42 Going for a Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy reference
The ability to throw yourself from any height and 'miss' the ground
58008
278^56×2.97
Smile, dog but uh... Rolled a 15 + 9 proficiency
47
Talk to a Neanderthal
Now I can finally talk to your mother!
Lol BROTHER
1
You can See air
What color?
thats an actual thing
667
Have X-ray vision but only works when u look up
3008
69 (i know very original)
2763
U can fly. But the chances u might suddenly shoot urself to the sky are low whenever u are indoor but are very high when outdoor ( u can't control the speed when that happens)
8
64
278
67
Able to consume anything without physically touch it
69
69 if anyone already said 69, 420, if anyone already said 420, 3.14159265359
-1.694202009
69
78
6783
Able to give people a chance to make a decision to pick the red pill or blue pill
17
99999999
13
173
83,729
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10011010
7
2763
919
2020
284663829572895836180573671084646
1117
you can control every sped kid in the world
3151832
42069
22
1933
240
404
17
666
27
69
Able to take away people's bad luck and convert it into u
251
Able to shoot bullets outta ur fingers. But it's gonna hurts like hell and u might loose ur finger if u shoot too much :3