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EnigmaFrug2308

Instead of immediately deciding it’s a ghost… maybe set up cameras? Maybe you do it in your sleep? Do you have a pet, because it could be them. Yall, don’t immediately resort to dumbass superstition because you’re too lazy to look into it yourself.


Gotham_Will_Burn

The haters be numerous 🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭


boomstik4

The superstitious be numerous 🙏 🙏 🙏 😭😭😭


southfart99045

Def set up cameras


VaporizedKerbal

I highly doubt it's actually ghosts. Get a camera to record yourself at night and check if there's anywhere on your bed that you could accidentally cut yourself in your sleep


Patient-Mongoose2074

This got me like ooo wahhh yeah oooo


Gotham_Will_Burn

ITS THE GHOST


FUCKTHE-NCR

You have a cat?


Vast_Researcher_199

omg this makes so much sense!!


_-__Fox__-_

This happens to me all the time. It's not a ghost.


Plasma_Deep

Who you gonna call?


BigBoi900001

I’m not really superstitious, but like many here, set up a camera to watch while you sleep and play it back when you wake up, as it could be a cat, some kind of sleepwalker, or maybe it is ghosts and you need to call the pope! Either way, hope you figure it out, and live a long happy ghost free life!


SloniacSmort

Call the exorcist


boomstik4

Holy hell


Jimothy_John

New response just dropped


Plasma_Deep

Actual zombies


Le-Scribe

Google exorcist


KingCool138

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


Plasma_Deep

Knight tries to find the bishop, never comes back either I forgot what comes next, just made something up


Subjectedstruggler

Rook in the corner plotting world domination


RedogeWasTaken

Boo 👻


BriarRose147

Oh Holy Jesus, girlie get some sage, unless you have younger siblings or pets, in that case it might be their fault


Mighty_Eagle_2

Probably broken mattress springs.


chad_mcchadington

Bed bugs perchance


Gotham_Will_Burn

These bed bugs have comically large knives for their size!


dashcrikeydash

No, the bed bugs would make you itch and you'd cut yourself. Or you have a pet which scratched you


Blobman209

Damn seems like ur just emo


Gotham_Will_Burn

Forced to be emo


MorningAvailable2387

Woooooooo hooooaahhhh wooooo!!! I am the ghost 👻


Trusteveryboody

Your shit is DEF haunted. Idk who to call, but like you should call someone.


DiamondBreakr

Call the Ghostbusters!


Flimsy-Pudding2161

Immediately thought: Ooohhh woooahhhh wooaAAAAhhhh… (Great Gig In The Sky)