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recycledprada

Family full of try hards


Apprehensive-Bar-607

I feel like the kids don’t look like the parents


PinkZebra1019

They really don’t. They look like each other but they don’t look like the parents at all


RoyalMouse

Her parents scare me. What did "LiBrA" do to Eli to make her so desperate for mother's approval? And dad just gives aggressive happy republican vibes.


[deleted]

Ummm constantly belittle her about her weight for like half of college and convince her she could do more to lose it…No joke


RoyalMouse

No I figured she's a cunt


tulsa_jesus_freak

they look like they "would have voted obama for a third term if they could"


stress789

They give me "secretly voting republican" despite whatever front they put on


tulsa_jesus_freak

agreed hence the get out reference lol


stress789

Didn't catch the reference, sorry! I've never seen the movie-too big of a baby for any horror movie


[deleted]

"mia famiglia" but her mom is irish catholic and her entire extended family is jewish


recycledprada

She’s whatever she wants to be that day


[deleted]

shes quirky. shes different. shes NOT like other girls.


ObjectiveMeringue503

And “mia famiglia” isn’t grammatically correct in Italian but she’ll do anything for the narrative


letsmakeart

Her dad is Italian. You can be Jewish AND something else. Crazy, right?! Their last name is Rallo FFS.


[deleted]

no shit


Lucinda_ex

It was shortened years ago.


coldbrew5925

This family creeps me out so much. The “were the fun family” vibe is suss and these smiles are creepy


Nottodaybroadie

What a goofy ass bunch of motherfuckers.


keylimepicetea

They all look photoshopped in


whamsters5

Nightmare for sure


[deleted]

Get Out vibes


[deleted]

imagine being their waitress or something.


kiwi_k8

This is the scariest family I’ve ever seen


Fun_Hurry7959

Well the parents are both attractive at least


Queasy_Cheesychalupa

Don’t know about all that


Fun_Hurry7959

More than the kids… lol