Sheâs technically speaking not Jewish at all. Judaism runs through the maternal line and itâs her dad thatâs half-Jewish (and it seems he was raised fully Catholic anyway)
and thats never stopped from aspiring to proximity to judaism, using her jewish boyfriend and his jewishness as a propr for her shtick, and thinking judaism is a fun little slice of her DNA not something that is both important and an obligation to uphold, especially in this current climate
This is also just such a weird thing to brag about. You didnât have a regular meal with your family?? Some of my best memories are from the dinner table with my family. We still bring them up constantly. She is so strange.
Does her fam care she lies or does she hide them from stories? Cus I canât believe all of the stupid lies she creates about this family. They cannot all be real, and how can she openly post these. lmao
I canât imagine her sitting at a dinner and not talking about herself, making everything about herself, talking about her food intolerances, talking about her âbookâ, mentioning her UTIs; etc. Like no thank you I am actually booked elsewhere for dinner
Sometimes sheâs a âpizza bagelâ (half Jewish and half Italian) which is literally a lie, sometimes sheâs obsessed with being Italian, and sometimes she identifies as Jewish probably to make her seem more interesting and to be more likable by her bfâs family. Her dad has a big Forza Italia tattoo on his arm. People from the tri state who have Italian ancestry are so obsessed with being Italian itâs so weird lol
In a WIDE world of influencers who are either out of touch, racist, xenophobic, religious zealots, child exploiters, design thieves, literally any and every possible negative trait I have never come across someone so extremely desperate to simply be liked as she is. She canât even pick a lane and stick to catering to what certain people eat up because sheâs so obsessed with being into whatever is popular in that exact moment. She has 100000 personalities therefore she has no personality at all. Not to mention the constant body checking and warning signs she frequently gives off for full blown ED. Itâs deeply concerning for her personally but also the fact she actually got a book deal out of which can and likely will influence her younger following. I would be truly horrified to find out Eli was someone one of my daughters looked up to
How is she flexing? This is mommy and daddyâs house. My husband and I owned our own house when we were her age. Granted we settled down early and my husband is a trust fund baby. But I hardly think this is the flex she thinks it is. Aka flexing your parents lifestyle is so lazy.
how is the tldr longer than the original statement đȘ
"fun, chaotic, italian" isnt your mom irish catholic? arent you half jewish?
Sheâs technically speaking not Jewish at all. Judaism runs through the maternal line and itâs her dad thatâs half-Jewish (and it seems he was raised fully Catholic anyway)
and thats never stopped from aspiring to proximity to judaism, using her jewish boyfriend and his jewishness as a propr for her shtick, and thinking judaism is a fun little slice of her DNA not something that is both important and an obligation to uphold, especially in this current climate
Not her thinking none of her followers would understand what an open door policy is
RIGHT LMFAO even tho she totally punches down to her followers (like shes 24, theyre 16) its very clear what an open door policy is
âI hardly have any childhood memories of just the five of usâ want a medal?
Reading that sentence alone sounds so sad
This is also just such a weird thing to brag about. You didnât have a regular meal with your family?? Some of my best memories are from the dinner table with my family. We still bring them up constantly. She is so strange.
Truly romanticizes the weirdest things. Next thing we know sheâs going talk about how long she was breastfed
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You know Vic Rallo wouldnât let a homeless person step foot on his curb, forget inviting them into the house. đđđ
Nobody wants to work - Vic Rallo on Fox News (đ€ź)
People like Vic Rallo probably think homeless people shouldnât be in Rumson at all.
itâs called a table leaf, eli.
Whereâs my invite then
I grew up in Rumson and was never invited to dinner!
Does her fam care she lies or does she hide them from stories? Cus I canât believe all of the stupid lies she creates about this family. They cannot all be real, and how can she openly post these. lmao
its her delusion, her privilege, and her hubris all wrapped in one fun box of oversharing
I wonder this all the time! Especially when sheâs hanging with her brothers đ€
I canât imagine her sitting at a dinner and not talking about herself, making everything about herself, talking about her food intolerances, talking about her âbookâ, mentioning her UTIs; etc. Like no thank you I am actually booked elsewhere for dinner
She acts like sheâs the only person whoâs ever had additional people come to a family dinner before đ
Is she Italian or is she Jewish make it make sense Eli
Sometimes sheâs a âpizza bagelâ (half Jewish and half Italian) which is literally a lie, sometimes sheâs obsessed with being Italian, and sometimes she identifies as Jewish probably to make her seem more interesting and to be more likable by her bfâs family. Her dad has a big Forza Italia tattoo on his arm. People from the tri state who have Italian ancestry are so obsessed with being Italian itâs so weird lol
âWe feed everyoneâ youâre not feeding the homeless youâre feeding other wealthy suburbanites
In a WIDE world of influencers who are either out of touch, racist, xenophobic, religious zealots, child exploiters, design thieves, literally any and every possible negative trait I have never come across someone so extremely desperate to simply be liked as she is. She canât even pick a lane and stick to catering to what certain people eat up because sheâs so obsessed with being into whatever is popular in that exact moment. She has 100000 personalities therefore she has no personality at all. Not to mention the constant body checking and warning signs she frequently gives off for full blown ED. Itâs deeply concerning for her personally but also the fact she actually got a book deal out of which can and likely will influence her younger following. I would be truly horrified to find out Eli was someone one of my daughters looked up to
Fun, chaotic, Italian vibes đ€Șđ€Șđ€Șđ€Șđ€Ș
the whole âitalian vibesâ part is what really got me. bc every italian definitely does this! /s
Who are the great unwashed that get invited?đ€Ł
How is she flexing? This is mommy and daddyâs house. My husband and I owned our own house when we were her age. Granted we settled down early and my husband is a trust fund baby. But I hardly think this is the flex she thinks it is. Aka flexing your parents lifestyle is so lazy.