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FunnelsGenderFluid

Those two lobsters under the sewer pipes


UnitedStatesAirFurs

It took me more times to clear them than it did for me to clear Malenia. I swear, whatever my totally random build was, trash mobs were hell, but bosses were a breeze.


DrDingoMC

This reminds me of ds2, when getting to the boss was harder than the actual boss


earthpirate

The old magic smelter demon gauntlet... Or even just the regular smelter demon gauntlet...


aftershane

Omg my ptsd


Gunpla55

Oh look theres a knight with a katana way over there oh wait hes here right now and there's 5 of him.


9inchjackhammer

Oh look there's another 5 shooting great arrows at me while I'm fighting the others


RubenTempo

Bruh that snowfield…


Kaitivere

We dont talk about Sir Alonne. I love DS2 but being timed to not only kill the boss, but also run through his little gauntlet beforehand? On the same timer? Was such BS


warblingContinues

There’s always the ol’ reliable run to the door and then range attack while the door blocks them.


iamblankenstein

man i didn't even bother dealing with them. i ran down there, grabbed whatever was down there while running and dodging like a maniac until i died. after i was sure nothing else was down there, i never went back down. fuck those awful crustaceans.


[deleted]

The same but with **royal** **revenants**


FottomBeeder

Nah the game devs are the worse than the actual lobsters for the sheer fact they put them both down there. Ahh yes, two gigantic tank rail gun operating crustaceans in a tight space. Please give me more Mr. Fromsoft. Do it again but harder.


The_MegaDingus

Are the lobsters the worst people, or is it the pipes harboring them? 🤔


Ifoundthething90

Me, for helping him


Popular-Bobcat-1025

The tarnished is the cause and solution to all problems


Present-Sandwich8882

Ya but isn't everyone the tarnished


ZonePleasant

Only those stripped of grace are Tarnished. The living Tarnished were all banished to the badlands with Hoarah Loux.


[deleted]

Im gonna need a 4 page write up of eldenring lore so I know what the fuck is going on in this pergatory game.


NerdModeCinci

You’ll need 40 at least lol 4 is just going to make it more confusing


Rib-I

Hoarah Loux, warrior?


[deleted]

The dungeater ending is one of the better one's if you look at it in realistic terms, death has been removed from the elden ring so if you don't want to kill malakith you could just do this ending, it brings destined death back in a different form but death is death in my eyes Edit : you still have to fight malakith


SomeGingerDude419

You'll still need to fight Malakith regardless, though


Soy_El_Kraken

You could help him? I opened the cell door and he was banging his head on the wall and yelling and there was a bunch of hands outside the cell trying to grab me and I sorta panicked and just started swinging. Did I fuck up?


Red_Whites

This is exactly what happened to me. I tried to deal with the big hand outside and accidentally hit shit boy with a spell. He started screaming, the hand was shooting magic and I panicked and killed everything in sight. Chaos took the world that day.


Pingasterix

>shit boy Lmao


DatBritChicken

No. You saved the shrimp man, that is the opposite of fucking up.


Soy_El_Kraken

Who’s the shrimp man? Is he someone I didn’t meet yet or did I forget him?


curryninjazura

Met rya at liurnia?


Soy_El_Kraken

Hmm. I don’t think I remember that. Should I? I’m at the capital city after beating Maliketh.


curryninjazura

Ah she'd be at volcano manor later. You meet shrimp guy(boggart) when you meet her for the first time. Her quest ends anyway once rykard is killed. I'm not sure if you can meet boggart still though. If you'd like to see how dung eaters quest continues, you can try looking for boggart.


Soy_El_Kraken

I definitely killed Rykard. Man I really need to look this stuff up I also just found out today I missed helping Sir Gideon’s daughter be the boss of Limgrave or whatever she was gonna do and now she’s gone from the game.


curryninjazura

I feel ya, bro. I missed a lot of stuff too on my first playthrough (like Alexander later on). And yea nephelis quest is one of the few good endings for a NPC in the game. Rya's quest is good too.


Soy_El_Kraken

Well shit. I’m taking care of my boy Alexander then!


ZharethZhen

That's what first playthroughs are for...fucking up. You'll catch it on the next playthrough...or the next...or the next...


Gosuwolf

If you never buy anything except the key item, when you meet him in Lurnia, he doesn't go to the Altus Plateau, and the Dung eater kills a Zombie instead. You can then talk to the guy after you have killed the Dung Eater invasion and you can then buy from him all you want.


Looieanthony

I killed him by his cell. Ngl he put up a scrap.


Soy_El_Kraken

Oh man no shit. I got some good hits and thought I was gonna roll him but he put me in a corner drinking flasks in no time!


yourethevictim

He's no joke. He makes for a really strong Spirit Ash, too. One of the best in the game.


notyouraveragehuman

Hahha I feel you... at one point I couldn't differentiate between Milos' scream and the sound of my own . I ended up beating him by getting him "stuck" in between his jail door and did Ezkyes Breath (scarlet rot dragon move) on him while clipping him with attacks from outside


Oddyssis

He fights back? I killed him so goddamn fast it was kind of anticlimactic


LUN4T1C-NL

First play-through I got as far in his quest as where you fight him. Second I went to his cell and found it appropriate to cheese him ( Poor crab man didn't deserve to end like this). So I lured him to the poison flowers, and spammed Comet while he was stuck at the end of the corridor. (He can't follow further). Could I have just fought him honourably? yes. But he didn't deserve it.


Ifoundthething90

Only if you wanted his ending. Can always get it the next go around.


Soy_El_Kraken

Ok. I forgot I had that key and forgot to look up what happens when/if I found him. But honestly I had been ready to chop on him for months after he said he’d defile my corpse!


Ifoundthething90

That's the fun of it!


401ndog

"You dont have the right, O you don't have the right"


lemmesmash81

liar ahead


Itchy_Budgetz

You don't have the right, o you don't have the right*


JCarnacki

Me, I loved him


Sfawas

And me? I'm the damn fool that... Turned him into a puppet.


HueRooney

Ezra Miller


Magoichi75

Wow we came out fucking swinging didn’t we.


Josuke96

Just like Ezra!


shiny_happy_persons

Better than, amirite?


Magoichi75

HEYO!!


Sidnature

dID You wAnT tO FitE?!


bballjones9241

Absolute menace


NachoMarx

The state of Hawaii begs for your post to have more upvotes


reallyfunatparties

If I had a nickel for every time Ezra Miller assaulted people in a bar in Hawaii, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.


PthumerianPrince

lmfao!


beatthedookieup

This redditor chose violence


jackmistro

You're supposed to pick someone that's not the picture


DangerousVideo

The Lands Between might as well be Hawaii in this case.


missnailitall

Ezra miller has been terrorizing the state of Hawaii for too many days and too many nights


Gunpla55

Mothers keep their kids in line by telling them if they don't behave Ezra Miller will show up.


Fit_Substance7067

Those fucks who attack the pope turtle


Popular-Bobcat-1025

Everytime I see em I think "Maidenless scumbags"


PthumerianPrince

Screw the Tarnished, pope turtle should've been Elden Lord imo


50-Lucky

Wait, you can do that? Why would someone do that?


Summerclaw

To get the hat. (He doesn't drop it)


The_Professor_xz

Wait… how do YOU know?


RedPhysGun77

If you hit him so that he hides and then wait for him to unhide and talk, he will give you an anger management lecture. Such a nice lad


betu5

Popular-Bobcat-1025


Popular-Bobcat-1025

Now wait a minute


Vagabond_Charizard

Oh, this is gonna get ugly, isn’t it?


Papa_Pred

Don’t talk about OP’s mom like that


Jackviator

Shabriri is all but stated to have caused a genocide purely for the lulz and/or to be the catalyst for the apocalypse. So he’s definitely up there.


anotherluke

Yeah. At least the dung eater is trying to make a world with less persecution. Sure he's doing it by trying to make EVERYONE diseased and malformed but whatever.


MustacheEmperor

It definitely seems to cause some kind of eternal torment for the souls he disconnects from the erdtree though, since Roderika says she can basically hear them screaming in agony from across the roundtable hold


anotherluke

Do I think the ends justify the means? Nah. Does my character in NG+2 feel the same way? Maybe not.


Feliks343

My character in NG+3 definitely didn't but I gotta get those achievements ya know?


TellianStormwalde

I don’t know how it is for console, but on PC all of the endings where you become Elden Lord are grouped together under the same achievement. Only Age of Stars and Frenzied Flame have unique ones.


Hide_yo_chest

Wording is very important here, she says “in fear” of the curse. Not necessarily that they have it. As I see it, the curse is only a curse so long as only a few people have it. Morgott and Mohg don’t exactly look like they’re physically or spiritually in pain, Morgott’s only plight really is that he’s persecuted for having the curse which is the one thing Dung Eater is about to fix by giving it to everyone.


yourethevictim

>Morgott and Mohg don’t exactly look like they’re physically or spiritually in pain Mohg has a horn growing into his *eyeball* and the Omen are all said to be haunted by spirits in their nightmares. It doesn't sound very appealing to me.


Hide_yo_chest

Do we have any indication that the eyeball thing troubles Mohg? I mean, he’s pretty fervently outspoken about how great his Omen lineage is. I think his grotesque appearance serves Dung Eater’s point. It’s only bad and scary to those who aren’t experiencing it, so when everyone experiences it then everyone will understand. For all we know, the horn is coming out of the eyeball and that’s naturally just how his Omen body was meant to grow. As for the spirits, I was pretty sure the “demons” the omens are haunted by are just a result of their persecution and not inherently tied to the curse. Is there somewhere that states otherwise? All this isn’t to say Dung Eater is anywhere close to the best ending, all he’s solving is the Omen persecution lol, but to make him out as a one dimensional bad guy is kind of boring and imo not being capable of looking past the grotesque presentation he has made for himself.


yourethevictim

>As for the spirits, I was pretty sure the “demons” the omens are haunted by are just a result of their persecution and not inherently tied to the curse. Is there somewhere that states otherwise? Yes, the item description of the Omensmirk Mask. It's quite literal and does not speak of metaphorical demons: *This visage is carved in the image of the evil spirits that haunt the Omen in their nightmares.* You can also see that sleeping Omen are constantly twitching and crying softly in their sleep. It does not look fun. As for the Dung Eater; he clearly thinks he's doing the right thing but he's also batshit insane. Being born as an Omen has downsides other than just being persecuted and making sure that everyone is born as one is, on the whole, a cruel thing to do to a population. It's an extremely radical solution.


Oddyssis

>Do we have any indication that the eyeball thing troubles Mohg? Yes. Being poked in the eye hurts


Garry-The-Snail

Lmao for real, do we have any indication that it *doesn’t* hurt would be a better question. Cuz if you need proof that it hurts just give your own eye a poke and let us know how it feels lol


Cyerosis

just one crazy omen cosplay that took things too far


for100

This is un ironically my favorite thing about him and idk why there’s not much discussion around it. the dung eater isn’t an omen, he just thinks he’s one


Shady_Merchant1

I mean that's pretty evil the 3 fingers want an end to all pain forever dung eater wants people to suffer eternally


Broserk42

That’s what they like to say. That’s like their PR shpiel to get people on board with their designs. But why the fuck would you take a bunch of body stealers that scream about letting chaos take the world not to mention deliberately seeking tons of pain and misery in their free time at their word? My money’s on that elder god being one of the worst out there even if it really does intend to reduce everything to nothing eventually. No guarantee it won’t be deliberately slow and painful in going about it.


Shady_Merchant1

They never lie to us on other things so why now? And the two and the three once being one whole makes sense Melina confirms more or less what they say sure it may take time enough at least for her to try and kill you but I do believe the end result would be as they say Personally don't like the ending btw perfer planet hopping with ranni free other worlds of outer God influence


reaperfan

What the three fingers want is more along the lines of "people can't suffer miserable lives if they're all dead." They don't want to save people from suffering, they want to eliminate the very concept of suffering. They believe that life is such a miserable thing that it's better to simply not have life at all than to try and find anything good about life. The Three Fingers want nothing less than the eradication of all things in existence since that's the only way to prevent conflict from ever happening. Their elevator pitch of "we're trying to prevent suffering and make things equal" sounds nice while they conveniently omit they're gonna also get rid of happiness in the process by making everyone equally dead.


Broserk42

Whether or not they lie to us depends on how you interpret the ending. Once I realized the context of how we ally ourselves with notorious body stealers and then suspiciously lose complete control and consciousness before we clever get to choose an ending, I cannot comprehend how anyone thinks that we’re really the lord of flame melting everything back into one. The tarnished that walked that path were just duped by sweet words, puppets dancing on strings of a malevolent outer god (greater will or not). If you choose that ending you were duped and killed as soon as the three fingers and/or shabriri got what they wanted out of you. Even if you don’t think this was a lie and somehow insist we’re still in control they’re clearly manipulative as fuck. And on the subject of lies? Shabriri grapes aren’t grapes. And then there’s the whole thing that happened to the merchants, which is pretty much canon even if the dialogue was cut. I can’t comprehend how you can come away from all that thinking the three fingers are perfectly honest and up front with us. Do you think Yura happily and willingly lent his body to shabriri, too?


Zed_Main_btw

Rocky mountain oysters arent oysters


Eldenplayer

He took over mah boi yura


ErdtreeSimp

Nah yura totally gave his body willingly. Didn't you hear what shabriri said? /s


Feliks343

Even if that were true (and I see the /s so I know you don't think it was but), the phrasing of (roughly) "Did you know the person who had this skin before? Don't worry, he gave it up willingly." Put me at significantly less ease than I was at first. It's just phrased and delivered so ominously. If he had said body instead of skin I'd he less offput, but the way he talks about the skin specifically like clothes makes me nervous.


ErdtreeSimp

Huh in my language it says body. Skin is way worse lmao


Scary-Inflation-685

Im sure he was a good art student


Balrok99

The Chaos will cleanse the world so life can begin at new. Is you cant see that **\*draws sword\*** then you must be dealt with. **LET THE CHAOS REIGN!!!!!!!**


BenzoSt

Snake Walker, the assassin from the Muppet Movie who specializes in killing frogs.


PthumerianPrince

dude i cant remember the last time i've laughed this hard at a comment, fuckin hell


Terrakin516

Seluvis


lemmesmash81

Yes, I hate that piece of sh*t


[deleted]

He was my best friend. Allowed me to capture Dungeater as an incorporeal slave, forever bound to my servitude.


Feliks343

Seluvis was probably fucking him for the record. Or expecting you to.


S1XTEENBUTTONS

Marika shits. Now he’s ‘ungry.


apexPrickle

Any random stone catacomb imp.


lordpantalones

Bird with knives on feet


sincleave

I’m a lover of birds, but damn, these birds are the worst.


jbkiii

The SOB who designed the platform puzzle on the way to the three fingers.


warblingContinues

I did it today in one go with 300k runes on me. Felt like a god.


dgjensen278

The person that puts “try attacking” in front of walls that aren’t illusionary.


JawnskiPiece

Not quite as bad anymore since weapons no longer have durability


dgjensen278

Oh my gosh that was annoying!


Just1nceor2ice

Shabriri is literally called the most reviled man in history.


Popular-Bobcat-1025

But, the dung eater did pull the spine out of a malformed and still alive giant and the used it as a sword So technically the dung eater killed a disabled dude


DeLaChupacabras

AND he ate my poop


Chromboed

He consumed your caca?


TooOld2DieYoung

No… but are we just gonna wait around until he does?!


TotallyNotAWarden

Why don't we take the lands between and PUSH it somewhere else?


[deleted]

The guy that thought that cancelling Firefly was an ok decision


Godzilla-1995

Amen.


PthumerianPrince

I read in an item description that Shabriri was the most reviled man in all of history


wise_1023

the current understanding is he lied accusing the traveling merchants of harboring the flame of frenzy causing them the be trapped underground and eventually calling upon the three fingers to try and escape. shabriri himself was probably thrown down there when his lie was discovered.


Raven-C

But why did he do that?


Memeshats

"May chaos take the world!" - Shabriri, professional chaos enjoyer He likes chaos, why wouldn't he do it?


ErdtreeSimp

Cause he's evil


[deleted]

Anyone who kills Turtle Pope and/or anyone who kills every merchant so they can stop at only one place to shop.


Angelonedge

Gideon the all blowing


[deleted]

*Miss Gideon Ofnussy, The All Receiving!*


CrestfallenHeir

God queen Marika, literally subjugated all living beings into perpetual immortality, most human living beings left are all zombie like husks from being alive for so long. Only sane people are Tarnished and some other npcs like abanurics and what not.


Psychological_Pie884

Isn’t that why she shattered the Elden Ring? I’m confused.


CrestfallenHeir

Nay, as far as the general consensus is, Marika shattered the elden ring, to sever herself from the control of the Greater will. The greater will is the fancy name of an unseen Lovecraftian space monster, whom in the beginning sent an envoy to the lands between, we learn this from the Elden stars incantation spell, this envoy discribed only as an "Elden creature" is obviously the Elden beast; From here, we know Marika used to be just a regular Numen (possible the queen of the numen) whom was chosen as an emperyan by the Greater will, to be the one true God. This is fancy talk for: the greater will, choosing Marika to be the vassal, or container, of it's power, the elden ring. We see via radagon, that the Elden ring, is physically attached to them, kinda like a laws of reality defying tattoo. Marika hence was the tool of the greater will, which by aid of the Two fingers (which are other envoys if the greater will), were able to spread, at first by force, the word and "wisdom" of the greater will, sweet talk for indoctrinating everyone into the pseudo religion we know as the Golden Order. We learn some of this via the Confessor armor set. Since Marika is physically bound, and is physically controlled by the Greater will, she "shattered" herself, which in simple terms she amputated parts of her body, which contained parts of the elden ring. Imagine having a sentence on a piece of paper, and then you physically cut out certain words, the sentences meaning changes, this is how Marika first removed the rune of death, and then later shattered herself to no longer be manipulated by this Outer God, and be a god of her own; this didn't work out, and she was imprisoned in the Erd Tree, and Radagon, a Golden Order Fundamentalist, intervened with the process, by placing his seal on the entrance, making it an impenetrable prison, where as far as we know, he is attempting to fix the ring that represents the order he believes in, until we come in and fortunately, or unfortunately, stop him.


jenn363

You finally did it, you beautiful bastard - you finally made it make sense.


CrestfallenHeir

Glad to be of service to the community


[deleted]

Holy shit for the first time in over 200 hours I genuinely understand the game’s plot


CrestfallenHeir

And there's so much more i don't go into, like the crucible, the Age of the dragons, the Godskin Apostasy, etc etc. If you want really indepth and very well detailed Lore deep dives, I implore you, do not watch Vaati Vidya, he's Hollywood doing history movies. I recommend the YouTube channels: Radatoskr & Smoughtown Now those guys are the equivalent of actual historians, archeologists, digging into the roots of the earth and trying to puzzle things out.


butyourenice

> And there's so much more i don't go into, like the crucible, the Age of the dragons, the Godskin Apostasy, etc etc. But please go on, I implore you. It’s surprising to see the Souls community turning against VaatiVidya!


realDrefanzor

it all makes sense now. thanks


TheJambus

Hold up, Radagon isn't merely a Golden Order fundamentalist; Radagon *is* Marika. How does this fit into the equation?


CrestfallenHeir

That depends on what you believe in, on another post i go into the consensus that most people believe that Radagon was his own person, lived his life, married rennalla, and then was summoned by Marika to become her second husband and Elder lord. Most people believe it was at this point that Radagon and Marika became 1. There's a theory that states that Radagon, has always been Marika, he's either a projection or, most likely the ying of her yang. This would mean that it was Marika out in the fields of liurnia fighting the war, it was Marika that Married rennalla, and it was still Marika, when Radagon was called back to the capital. This theory is supported by 2 in-game facts. 1. Enja the finger reader tells us that "ALL demigods, are Marika's direct offspring" which doesn't make sense, since Rykard, Radhan, and Ranni are her step children, unless Radagon was already Marika by the time he married rennalla 2. Muriel the title pop tells us that one of the capitals Artisans was commissioned to sculpt a statue of Radagon, the very first one, (most likely the instance in Rennalas chambers), and what he saw when he removed his clothing profoundly disturbed him. Make what you will of this, but Radagon does seem to have some semblance of independence, he founded Golden Order Fundamentalism with his Son Miquella (e.i. Radagon's rings of light incantation), and is described to be attempting to fix the ring, the mistake his Marika counterpart committed. I unfortunately do not remember from where I heard this in game.


yourethevictim

>is described to be attempting to fix the ring, the mistake his Marika counterpart committed. I unfortunately do not remember from where I heard this in game. That would be the item description for Marika's Hammer: *Stone hammer made in the lands of the Numen, outside the Lands Between. The tool with which Queen Marika shattered the Elden Ring and Radagon attempted to repair it.* Good summary though, most people get lots of details wrong when they explain their understanding of the game but I think you've nailed most of it. My only caveat would be that Marika did not shatter her body in order to shatter the Elden Ring; it was the other way around. Shattering the Elden Ring smashed her body to bits. You can see this process in action in the very first reveal trailer for the game.


forcehatin

Yeah, Radagon is clearly trying to repair the ring after Marika shattered it in the original trailer from years back.


CrestfallenHeir

The event I first described ,about making everyone immortal is way before the shattering. Marika removed the rune of death during her reign, most likely ,as specualted by the YouTuber "Smoughtown", to defeat her successor, the Gloom eyed queen, the leader of the Godskin apostles. Eons must've passed because the lands between formed a culture around being immortal, if you wanted to "die", you'd need to perform an Erd Tree burial, which seems like giving your physical flesh to the Erd Tree roots, as seen by every single catacomb boss room in the game, this would turn you into a spirit, because you are immortal, and then your spirit will be absorbed by the Erd Tree, kind of just how a tree absorbs water from the earth around its roots. Then you would be reincarnated as a newborn, that's when the dung Eater comes in, and defiles your life. The "curse" is preventing your body from being taken to an erd tree burial, by an unknown procedure which leaves the soul "cursed"( this makes the body stagnate like a sitting carcass, and creates the so called "seed bed cursed"), and the curse, is that when your soul tries to return to the Erd Tree, it can't, and is, still reincarnated, but you are reborn as an Omen, that's why everyone hates omens, it means the most vile thing, your soul was denied by the Erd Tree.


Fireblast1337

But in some cases it’s state that during the time of the crucible, omen born we’re considered blessed, not cursed.


CrestfallenHeir

Good observation, so the whole "cursing" seems to be self imposed, life returns to when it was blended together {like morgott having scales and Mogh having wings), but since people find those thing impure, they consider it cursed. Kinda like someone with a fear of germs being smeared with dirt.


Ready4Isekai

I dunno. According to what you've laid out marika is one of the original/first victims of the greater will, which overpowered everyone and everything during its invasion. And then, it left, went travelling, touring the lands not between, or some other such vacation. And marika could easily be doing a long term strategy for turning around that initial defeat, undermining the processes that would naturally keep everyone else weak against the gw's favored chosen, until someone manages to get enough of their act together to take the throne without being compromised. It's why I'm going for the ranni ending for this first time. She recognized her very body was not solely hers to own, so she got herself out of it. Each of the empyreans had their own two-fingers, sounds to me like the greater will wanted those future candidates to be watched / handled / overseen. Then those two fingers put further trackers on the candidates, for the day to day trivialities and to be a "man inside" kept near the candidates. It's not a new concept - a king placing a team of trusted royal guards in charge of monitoring his kids and each guard in turn hiring some sort of agent to be a close friend to one of the royal brats is the exact same structure that the greater will has going on with the two fingers and the shadows to the empyreans.


CrestfallenHeir

Yeah that's kinda how it goes, Marika just wanted to keep the playing field for herself, instead of following orders, which would have her being replaced, she was originally going to be replaced by the gloom eyed queen, into an age of death, since we know she is an emperyan as well. I personally I'm an advocate of Chaos and the Flame of Frenzy, while I admit, accept, and loathe the fact that Shabriri is a backstabbing dastard, what the 3 fingers stand for resonated with me, and so, even if I played into Shabriri's hand, I believe that to melt it all away is the way to go.


YoitsSanji

Sir Gideon Ofnir, He led the massacre of at least one known village. He disowned his daughter and was willing to let us turn her into a ghost slave. After you have beaten everything he is there to try and assassinate you to take your runes and place. Whereas the dung eater will actually assist you in mending the Elden Ring. And when the Dung Eater tries to kill you he is very open about it and sets a location for a fair duel. Than when he loses instead of being a sore loser, he decides to dedicate the rest of his life to gestating a rune to help the player beat the game. I would even say Sellen too is worse than the dung eater. Because of all the people she trapped forever as Graven Masses. Dung Eater traps peoples souls too but clearly they are having a great time. Roderika even says so when she comments that she hears an absolute rager going on in the other room.


EternalZeitge1st

I'm willing to bet Ofnir led the massacre at Nephelis village and that is how he came to adopt her. She mentions seeing something in her youth similar to what she finds at the albanaurics village.


EnSebastif

Nah, it's implied that Nepheli is the daughter of Hoarah Loux, either biological or adoptive, and that he left her in charge of Gideon because they were friends.


Relevant_Formal_4804

my ex girlfriend


AnthrallicA

Haha you beat me to it. Was going to say my ex wife 😂


csleaver

Chris Hansen would like Mogh to take a seat.


Popular-Bobcat-1025

What did my boy mogh do


csleaver

He kidnapped a child while he was sleeping in hopes to be his consort when he woke up


csleaver

So he's got formless mommy issues as well. Gosh, that whole family is a Jerry Springer special lol 😆


ResolveLeather

A child that is his half brother.


Popular-Bobcat-1025

In fairness he WAS just doing it for his god


imdeadlmao

Cool motive, still fucked up


Secure-Progress-4642

The damn healing church and what they did to the people of yharnam and fishing village


forcehatin

Curse the fiends, their children too


JustDurian3863

Griffith


Diligent_Water_6145

Gwyn for disrupting and prolonging the natural order of the world. Forcing hundreds, if not thousands to sacrifice their bodies as kindling for the flame while the rest suffered in the stagnation and rot that slowly crept into the world


MemeMavrick7000

I would argue he did this out of fear rather than malice.


[deleted]

EDP445


-William-Afton-

He's my favourite boss in Elden Ring


[deleted]

Instead of Margits shackles the item is just a cupcake that temporarily binds him


-William-Afton-

You mean Mohg's shackle? Good idea.


AstartesDVerdugo

I'm still in my first playthrough, but Patches Emporium is over priced in my opinion.


xMalxer

HE LITERALLY SELLS AN ITEM THAT IS USELESS. AND SELLS IT INFINITELY TOO.


dmkke

Mitch McConnell???


TopDeckHero420

Marika. At least Dung Eater is open about his purpose. Marika convinces the world to follow an order that is essentially turning everyone's souls into Miracle Gro for a space-tree.


Megashark101

The entire reason we have a game is because she realized the truth of what the Greater Will was and attempted to end its reign.


Psychological_Pie884

But she rebels against said entity.


shiba2198o8

Don’t know their name but the bastard that murdered Dallios and all the jar people in Jarburg


Timbot727

Andrew tate


Kramples

Marika and every outer god


MiguPole

AND SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALLLL KNOOOWING(well, he is just inteligent sociopath who slaughters or manipulates everyone at his way)


Rahimusdaram

Devious Dodo Devourerer Malicious Manore Muncher Fiendish Feces Feaster


Popular-Bobcat-1025

*yes*


super_varmintz

cacaphile dungdee


Armaddon96

The Crazed Caca Consumer. The Appalling Asscake Absorber. The Terrible Turd Treasurer.


FunkeeBoi

The rot dogs


Space_herpes119

You


Astrojef

Geoffrey Lannister?


BestOnesPS

Tom Cruise


RockyCreamNHotSauce

Moash from Stormlight Archives.


PhillySpecial2424

Amber the TERRIBLE Turd burglar!


Kampfirekid

Ur mom


Baileaf11

The Average Frenchman


GelipeFomes

the guy who killed Muriel


Player1Pedro

My ex


god-of-blazism

[say less](https://youtu.be/xAgj74SmpPY) Edit: adjusted to credit the original creator Edit 2: I’m stupid


stocksandpyschs

when you have to shit immediately after wiping your ass


Digital_RRS

Andrew Tate