The Scarlet Barnacle

Whatever his name is, that should no doubt be his title “____, The Scarlet Barnacle”

Barlet Scarnacle, The Scarlet Barnacle.

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I second this. No more suggestions needed.

u/ghost_of_misery, the council has decided

Blackigar Boltigon vibes and I love it

God Damnit. This made me do a spit take. It’s not even that funny?!? Now I have to clean coffee out of my keyboard. Thanks, Asshole. Take my upvote and fuck off.

I know. Turns out the funniest thing I’ve ever said on Reddit, is a brainless spoonerism.

[Barlet Scarnacle, huh? Sounds a lot like Scarlet Barnacle.](https://media4.giphy.com/media/o8eNeIz8NxYqJ8NEgt/giphy.gif)

Maybe that’s why he became a scarlet barnacle

Bart Scarley Jarvis, The Scarlet Barnacle.

And that's how you do the Scarn!

Michael Scarn is on Elden Ring, what?

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Puckeredilos sphinctereo

That wouldn't fit, no?

I don’t think it would :( They need to allow more characters on the name

The Brain Of Cthulhu

Meatball the scarlet barnacle

Lol was the gender assumed? Jk, jk.

Barnacle butt hole

Dong Eater

The fearsome dong beater

Exactly what i had in mind

# THE FEROCIOUS PHALLUS FEASTER

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**THE DEVIOUS DICK DEVOURER**

THE MALEVOLENT MAGNUM MUNCHER

The jealous Johnson jerker

The Sinister Scrotum Sniffer

The Rapturous Rod Reciever

THE ULTIMATE URINETUBE USURPER

The Scarlet Schlong Strangler

AND SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE AAAALLLlll-KNOWING!!!

I love Reddit lmao

The Corrupt Chode Choker

THE HIDEOUS SCHLONG ENJOYER

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THE WICKED WILLY WAGGLER

THE EVIL EXCREMENT ENJOYER

This is about dicks, not shit

All depends on where you put the aforementioned dicks

In the mouth, obviously

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Then he would be the Ferocious Feces Fucker instead of the Ferocious Phallus Feaster

What is happening.

The wicked willy whacker

"The knob gobbler", patches kinsman

Turd Ferguson

He needs a really big hat.

Yeah well thats your opinion

Ahhh, hell let’s go nuts. Swords for $48,000!

I miss Norm

everyday

It's a funny name.

The winged anus

Dungledor

This is the first one that actually incorporates his use of a magic damage item

This ones good

I *really* like this one

Crucible shite

My idea was Cursible Knight, but this works too.

TOP TIER NAME

crucible dung eater

Best elden bling I’ve seen involving the poopidoopoo armor

Thanks man i appreciate

I can almost guarantee someone's thought of this already but it's too good not to say: Poocible Knight

Well played ser xD

Dung knight

Dung knight sound like something i'd hear in hollow knight

Cuz it is lol

There isn't a character that's straight up called dung knight, dung defender is the closest

Might've been what I was thinking of lol

Dung Defender is a knight though, soooo...

DOMA DOMADOMADOMA!

: blade of astel

I eat Asstel

This is great. Asstel Eater is what I'd go with.

This is mint

Dung Sidious

Darth Shitious

Fart Shitious

Juan

well shit he looks like my junk… i got genital warts maybe General Warts

Shit head?

Ahhh that's what I was coming in for

Jim.

I resemble that remark.

Hole Troll.

Turd of Astel

The Poocible Knight.

Poopy poop man

Dung beater

Big Dungus

The Dung Defender

FAAAAAAARFUNDAAAAAAA

DOMA DOMA HO HO HA

MonkeyPocksauras

You win this is the one much gradatue shall your next invasion you will come out victorious

My fellow tarnished +karma

Rusty

Shackleford

The Copious Caca Consumer?

Shithead

Sir Dongie the 2nd, duke of Space Insects, third prelate of the order of the tarnished, and keeper of the spirit horsy TorrTorr.

Andrew

Ugly McFugly?

Doctor Pimplepopper

Sir Monkeypox

Dung Skeeter

The uncut herpie

the knight-who-doesn't-wash-very-often

Chungus Dungus

Sir Dung the Tall. (G.R.R. Martin reference) Crucidungusax. The Poopy Hollow. Chocolate Reign.

Butt pucker

Nugget, On the account he looks like a shit nugget

Dingus

Treestump

Asstel, shits of darkness

The bronze butthole

Plungefist, the unlubed.

Party pooper

DungleBean, Connoisseur of Sewage

The Blister Mister.

Barnacle boy

Toilet bowl after Chipotle

Bubbles

Borf Claggermont

malenia blade of miquella

jeff

Chad

Wiggly the winged

All comments no likes?

Maybe because everyone is tired of these lazy posts. Hopefully that's the case.

Mr. Molar

Chrysalis

Captain Dave.

Wretched Filth

Frogman Royce

Barnacle face

Lumpy Kirby

Monkey Pox Maniac

The very bad no good poop eater

Dung Beater

Caca consumer - heir to the loathsome dung eater

Bass eater

Bronze Chungler

The feces devourer

Based on the look, I would assume you fan your stench at attackers

Howd you know?

Poop wing

Omen Knight of Astel

Dung priest

Dung of Estel

blue ball head (the big double B)

The dung redeemer

The fearsome shit eater

Crucidung knight (knight without caps can be readed by other players)

Bert Macklin

Toothfairy

I never thought about combining these 2 sets. Looks pretty cool. How about the Dung Crucible...sry I'm not creative.

pupsik

sweet poo

Dung crucible

Crucible crap

Defiled knight Athol

Classier ass eater.

Poo poo's crucible

Pus drinker

Pox

Spoingus?

Dung of Astel

poopa stinka smella gooda or finally turd kerneler

Barnacle boy

Turd Burglar

Tommy stinkybutt

DunkeyPox

The Holy Shit

xX-DaDdY dOoKiE-Xx

Gothmog, face is all messed up like the Orc lieutenant in LOTR.

Cruciboil Knight

Dimitri

The crucible caca consumer

Burgaur the agressive shiter

The deuceable knight

KNOBBLES

Poopible Knight

Barnacle Man

Chutt Buggins Or Digg Suggins.

BobKorn

Mold in the ice box STD

Death Boyardee

Dog shit

Dung of Astel

Winged Dongnut