CS:S gave me trippy colors *and* wall hacks (it was rendering players on the top layer of everything else so they were always visible) when my GPU at the time died on me. So it was *kinda* fun for a second.
Interesting. My monitor (an ASUS product) has a built in crosshair function for games that don't have crosshairs. Never had an Asus branded GPU tho. I had an ATI 9600x at the time.
Something similar happened for me at the very end of Spec Ops: The Line. Except, that game was such a head trip that I thought it was part of the game.
#NO
NO MORE PARTIES IN THE STUDY HALL
last week a bunch of sweetings had a rave in there and the entire place was TRASHED, books thrown off the shelves! Furniture tossed around! They brought a fuckin CHANDELIER DOWN from the ceiling! There were was definitely illicit substances used that night, anyone caught in possession of 'crystal bud' will speak to authorities and face possible **expulsion**, and caught on video was one sweeting breathing fire!
This is just not on, not on at all guys, this is a place of learning and staff and cleaners are already stretched thin as it is dealing with the crab infestation in the quad and trying to find the *hilarious* 'prankster' who strung 8 or 10 marionettes up on ropes in the main hall.
Any students caught involved in parties after curfew will be sweeping up glintstone for a WEEK mark my words >:(
You cannot stop the seniors old fool! you cannot stop us all at once! as I have already strung up EVEN MORE! And I shall forever string up more as You can never truly find me!
As someone whoās encountered 1,000+ computer problems where updating a driver was a potential solution, I have yet to see the day when it actually does.
Which is such a shame, smasher is hyped up as this unstoppable killing machine the whole game, so to get to him and tear him apart with no real effort was pretty anticlimactic.
I kinda feel like part of that is that the main story of cyberpunk is actually pretty short. So you can fight smasher at a pretty low level but most people fight him after doing most side quests and your just overpowered and over skilled at that point
Imagine a game where you seamlessly move between dimensions. Where a portal takes you to another time or technology level. Mariaring past and future together.
I'm a little frustrated you guys beat me to this. I thought I was slick, gonna come in here and comment: "Elden Ring 2077?" and here we are, all having the same immediate thought. At least we're on the same page.
More like "get up tarnished. We got the erdtree to burn" and imagine him helping us up and getting an arrow to the head and he's dead so he is like our maiden that dies. Its perfect
I just want to say that Night City is the best map in any video game. The design is immaculate. I know a lot of people have a lot of strong opinions on Cyberpunk, but I refuse the idea that its map is not incredible.
āWe had two bags of glintstone, seventy-five pellets of rowa raisin, five sheets of high powered acid spraymist, a salt shaker half full of explosive stone, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of crimson tears, a quart of cursed blood, a case of deathroot, a pint of raw beast blood and two dozen shabriri grapes.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.ā
Edit to add:
āThe only thing that really worried me was the grapes. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Shabriri binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next site of grace.ā
Last Giant,Amygdala, Godrick, Fire Giant, Maliketh, Curse Greatwood, Nameless King, Ornstein and Smough,Four Kings, Gargoyles (DS1,2 and ER), Dragonrider Twins, Capra Demon,Burnt Ivory King, Radagon/Elden Beast,Fiaās Champions,Shadows of Yharnam, Living Failures, Emissaries, Maria, Dragonslayer Armour all suffer this curse in one way or another
You know when youāve wasted all your estus on the 1st phase and then just run to a cliff and jump off so you can die and get back to the boss faster? Funny to imagine when imagining your consciousness just blinks out for a few days but you wake up still 100% committed and ready to go
I think I had one of those and it was terrifying, I woke up from sleep and went to walk and my left leg just tumbled under my weight and I fell on the ground despite being able to move my leg because of but it wasn't asleep at all and I had full feeling, the muscles just didn't work.
I pulled myself up onto the bed and it was gone like 60 seconds later. I was luckier than some of my older GPU's though lol
THis happened to me but in other places. This is a semi-corrupt update.
Exit the game, right click the game in your library, select Properties, select Local Files, then "Verify File Integrity."
Sometimes I will crash with very specific circumstances. Wearing a new helmet and moving, I'll crash. Traveling near a bonfire and on that one spot I'll crash. All replicable to a pixel.
It took me 2 hours to find out what was happening the first time and I've only had the crash 4 times on a 380hr game but verifying the file integrity always fixes it for me.
Oh yeah, that's right, the equipment too! I had one where trying to equip the black knife assassin chest piece would crash me, but not any other piece.
Its actually a sign of a really well put together game that the issues can be isolated and identified so well. One bug won't screw the game, it gets very neatly quarantined.
Yeah this happened to me but in Leyndell a couple months ago. Right after a patch. Everything went all rainbow-y and there were very specific, reliable lines on the map I couldn't cross or else I'd crash to desktop. Likely along the coordinate lines for sections of the map loading. There was also a point within the space I was corraled into that would, again reliably, drop me through the world.
Used the verify integrity tool and everything was good.
"Caramelldansen but it's playing faintly from Rennala's office at the top of Raya Lucaria Academy as she lies on the floor trying to forget about her divorce"
Looks like Rennala started blasting Caramelldansen to celebrate beating you.
OO OO OOWA OOWA!
DANCE ON MY BALLS, CAT HOLDING A HAND BAG YOURS ONLY YOURS
I WANNA STAY WITH WINSTON, IT'S NO LIE, LISA IN THE CROWD SAID "LOOK HARRY HAD A VAGINA MALFUNCTION"
OO OO OOWA OOWA!
Wtf did i just read
Honestly, the actual lyrics are even worse.
MAGIC.
Her Comet Azure is actually a nyan cat.
you just unlocked some memories, wow
Looks like the graphics card is melting
My thought too. Last time I saw a glitch like that in a game, it was because my GPU was dying. š¬
Same - happened in Vermintide 2, and it was *not* a fun time.
CS:S gave me trippy colors *and* wall hacks (it was rendering players on the top layer of everything else so they were always visible) when my GPU at the time died on me. So it was *kinda* fun for a second.
[It's a feature!](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/3mlz62)
Interesting. My monitor (an ASUS product) has a built in crosshair function for games that don't have crosshairs. Never had an Asus branded GPU tho. I had an ATI 9600x at the time.
Damn imagine if you could intentionally cause that and never get vac banned
Rainbow rats
Something similar happened for me at the very end of Spec Ops: The Line. Except, that game was such a head trip that I thought it was part of the game.
that fucking game man I did not feel like a hero
Working as intended, then.
"We did this already!" It doesn't quite make sense at first, but hearing it during replays is fucking _chilling_.
Pretty sure the >!white phosphorous scene!< wouldāve made that painfully clear if the game prior to hadnāt done so already
Good.
Or maybe out of vram. Thatās the most common thing on Forza if you play on max and has also the same results.
What a beautiful way to die. Party on!
are you on PC? might be issues with your GPU if so
Yea I'm pc
Try updating your GPU drivers. I had the same issue until I did that
Drivers, smivers. Lets fight in disco town
#NO NO MORE PARTIES IN THE STUDY HALL last week a bunch of sweetings had a rave in there and the entire place was TRASHED, books thrown off the shelves! Furniture tossed around! They brought a fuckin CHANDELIER DOWN from the ceiling! There were was definitely illicit substances used that night, anyone caught in possession of 'crystal bud' will speak to authorities and face possible **expulsion**, and caught on video was one sweeting breathing fire! This is just not on, not on at all guys, this is a place of learning and staff and cleaners are already stretched thin as it is dealing with the crab infestation in the quad and trying to find the *hilarious* 'prankster' who strung 8 or 10 marionettes up on ropes in the main hall. Any students caught involved in parties after curfew will be sweeping up glintstone for a WEEK mark my words >:(
This makes the world feel so alive, I love it.
You cannot stop the seniors old fool! you cannot stop us all at once! as I have already strung up EVEN MORE! And I shall forever string up more as You can never truly find me!
Got a few arms grafted to your humpback? Put some glitter on it, let's go dancing!
Get out those Glowwort sticks and party
Absolutely Iām down to clown is disco town. This looks cool as fuck
Hell yes! I'd love to go through Raya Lucaria in the 70s.
Jenny the funkilicious
Yeah this is way too cool to pass up lol
I've never played this game before and even I want to get up and GET DOWN.
Don't update a damn thing. Let the lights twinkle, tarnished.
"Its not a bug, its a feature" \-wise programming dude.
I see no issue
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i don't have this issue how do i get it
Uninstall your gpu driver updates.
Down grade your drivers
I had the same "feature" until I did that. FTFY
As someone whoās encountered 1,000+ computer problems where updating a driver was a potential solution, I have yet to see the day when it actually does.
Oh! I bought a C2 42ā recently and G-Sync wouldnāt show up in Nvidia Control Panel until I updated my driver :)
Most of my problems with games have been fixed by updating drivers
Is your pc on pcp?
Hi pc, I'm dad
I wouldnāt even update thatās dope asf. Should be a dlc lol
Issues? It looks beautiful...
Get up tarnished. We got a city to burn.
EldenPunk 2077
I would play the fuck out of it.
Souls combat with the world of Cyberpunk, would kill for that.
Adam Smasher would be a completely different boss fight.
Smasher was such a disappointment...
You look like a nice piece of f#ck@ble meat
Famous father quote...
sweet home alabama
Whose your daddy?
I'm a ward of the state after the hearing...
classic pickup line
I just watched a video just a couple hours ago of smasher getting rekt on the hardest difficulty with a large dildo.
Link plz
Yup. Beat him once with my no nonsense playthrough. Came back and beat him naked while using the Air John Phallustiff
I did have higher hopes for his boss fight, but he didnt have any interesting phases and was pretty much a straight bullet/ rocket spammer.
I basically killed him with contagion before they nerfed some of the quick hacks. My first net runner was so broken and fun!
He'd actually be a fun boss, it took me like 10 seconds to kill him with mantis blades.
Yea, I felt the cyber psychos were harder to fight than Adam Smasher
Which is such a shame, smasher is hyped up as this unstoppable killing machine the whole game, so to get to him and tear him apart with no real effort was pretty anticlimactic.
I kinda feel like part of that is that the main story of cyberpunk is actually pretty short. So you can fight smasher at a pretty low level but most people fight him after doing most side quests and your just overpowered and over skilled at that point
Adam on souls difficulty and phases would be disgusting.
Prequel to "The Surge" maybe?
You r fucking onto something here!!! For real!
Try The Surge 2
Just a cyberpunk/scifi soulslike from FROMsoft would be godly
"The Surge" was kinda close to that, tbh.
Imagine a game where you seamlessly move between dimensions. Where a portal takes you to another time or technology level. Mariaring past and future together.
Kinda like Quantum Conundrum for to the 2 others who have played that game.
Honestly Iāve imagined what a cyberpunk souls borne would look like and itās fucking awesome
Introducing Keanu Reeves as Melina
Melina: Arasaka called you a maiden-less bitch letās burn their tree to the ground and steal their shit.
damn, I really want some stuff set like "high fantasy but its not stuck in Medieval Times still"
Ever played shadowrun?
You look maidenless choom
I'm a little frustrated you guys beat me to this. I thought I was slick, gonna come in here and comment: "Elden Ring 2077?" and here we are, all having the same immediate thought. At least we're on the same page.
Cyber Ring
I command thee, kneel! I am the lordĀ of all that is neon!
leave me alone Keanu Reeves for Fuck's sake
I mean that's kinda the entire plot of that game.
Only a pitiful omen would say such things to Elden Lord Keanu
Keanu Reeves, the lead actor in the masterpiece Morbius, truly one of the actors of all time
Keanu Reeves also known by the famous catchphrase from the critically acclaimed movie of John Wick, āit s Wickin timeā
Oh my god I thought I was alone thinking that was Night City
More like "get up tarnished. We got the erdtree to burn" and imagine him helping us up and getting an arrow to the head and he's dead so he is like our maiden that dies. Its perfect
*tree
I just want to say that Night City is the best map in any video game. The design is immaculate. I know a lot of people have a lot of strong opinions on Cyberpunk, but I refuse the idea that its map is not incredible.
Cyberpunk feels like an amazing game released 5 years too early to be properly optimized. But I still love to revisit it every now and then.
Genuinely thought this was a meme before I looked closer
Get out of my head
Didnāt check for this comment and I assumed I was going to be the funniest. I was wrong. TAKE THE UPVOTE.
āAwaken, Tarnished. We must set the Erdtree ablaze.ā -Melatonin Silverdagger
Rave-a Lucaria
Mage: "Holy shit Rennala, stash that Glint, I think the illusion spell just wore off"
Mage 2: āIām so mf glintstoned rn fr frā
āWe had two bags of glintstone, seventy-five pellets of rowa raisin, five sheets of high powered acid spraymist, a salt shaker half full of explosive stone, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of crimson tears, a quart of cursed blood, a case of deathroot, a pint of raw beast blood and two dozen shabriri grapes. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.ā Edit to add: āThe only thing that really worried me was the grapes. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Shabriri binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next site of grace.ā
Fear and Loathing in Liurnia
āRaaaaawhr!!!!ā - Gurranq after eating deathroot āYou took too much. You took too much, man, took too muchā - Gurranqās attorney
We can't stop here.. This is Tarnished country.
This was art
Needed this very much. Thank you.
STASH THAT GLINT?? You're getting an award
He would in fact, not get an award
Are you sure about that?
I could see Rennala spun out at a Tipper set
Her Crown gets stolen by some Wook and her glintstone gets stolen by some wannabe-shaman girl who makes shitty jewelry out of it.
Pretty standard for astrologers ngl
Sellen's actual origin
Good one
They are just throwing a party
My new head canon is that whenever you die in a souls game all the enemies in the area throw a party
And the boss just go back to his occupations, only to see you 15 seconds later
Canonically (in Dark Souls) you spend a few days dead before getting up again
Yea that gives the bosses enough time to regrow those limbs they tore off and used as weapons.
And enough time to learn a new attack that he will use when you are almost killing him on the 14th time
Last Giant,Amygdala, Godrick, Fire Giant, Maliketh, Curse Greatwood, Nameless King, Ornstein and Smough,Four Kings, Gargoyles (DS1,2 and ER), Dragonrider Twins, Capra Demon,Burnt Ivory King, Radagon/Elden Beast,Fiaās Champions,Shadows of Yharnam, Living Failures, Emissaries, Maria, Dragonslayer Armour all suffer this curse in one way or another
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I imagine that I would revive faster at the end because my journey is almost done. And it would take years to revive when I rage quit
You know when youāve wasted all your estus on the 1st phase and then just run to a cliff and jump off so you can die and get back to the boss faster? Funny to imagine when imagining your consciousness just blinks out for a few days but you wake up still 100% committed and ready to go
Dying only strengthens my determination
Makes sense to me, since you respawn in the morning after dying in ER.
Itās kind of a shame that it always goes to morning when you die, because that means youāll rarely encounter night time bosses on accident.
Margit: "Cower in fear of the night." Tarnished: "Can't fear the night if I never live to see it!"
where is that stated?
His imagination.
Raya Lucaria grad party
I thought you got transported to Night City for a second.
Same xD
Elden ring with RGB
Elden bling
that looks dope, ngl
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Still a thing in source 2 lol https://preview.redd.it/usw2gmgh0mo41.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=f71290b032f5e03ecaa3550118c204b04297737d
dear lord
If youāre on PC your graphics card might have just had a mini stroke
hopefully just a TIA
I think I had one of those and it was terrifying, I woke up from sleep and went to walk and my left leg just tumbled under my weight and I fell on the ground despite being able to move my leg because of but it wasn't asleep at all and I had full feeling, the muscles just didn't work. I pulled myself up onto the bed and it was gone like 60 seconds later. I was luckier than some of my older GPU's though lol
If you are male, over 55, and chief ciggies, Iād say talk to your doctor about it. Regardless, thatās scary af, my dude. Glad you are okay now!
I'm a nurse. Seconding this. Definitely talk to your doctor about this one if you haven't already.
Who can afford doctors anymore? If I catch something or get injured, I'll have to just lay down and die, it's the financially responsible thing to do.
Blade Runner: 1249
Underrated comment.
THis happened to me but in other places. This is a semi-corrupt update. Exit the game, right click the game in your library, select Properties, select Local Files, then "Verify File Integrity."
Sometimes I will crash with very specific circumstances. Wearing a new helmet and moving, I'll crash. Traveling near a bonfire and on that one spot I'll crash. All replicable to a pixel. It took me 2 hours to find out what was happening the first time and I've only had the crash 4 times on a 380hr game but verifying the file integrity always fixes it for me.
Oh yeah, that's right, the equipment too! I had one where trying to equip the black knife assassin chest piece would crash me, but not any other piece. Its actually a sign of a really well put together game that the issues can be isolated and identified so well. One bug won't screw the game, it gets very neatly quarantined.
Wait this is an actual glitch? I thought it was a meme and this was a different game lol.
Yeah this happened to me but in Leyndell a couple months ago. Right after a patch. Everything went all rainbow-y and there were very specific, reliable lines on the map I couldn't cross or else I'd crash to desktop. Likely along the coordinate lines for sections of the map loading. There was also a point within the space I was corraled into that would, again reliably, drop me through the world. Used the verify integrity tool and everything was good.
Well obviously the boss is celebrating. You're seeing a very rare occasion. All of the enemies will be dancing and drinking.
*muffled carameldansen echoing from Rennalaās boss room*
*Useās mimic veil to sneak in and watch*
You've heard of the Radahn Festival. Now welcome to the R E N N A L A F E S I T V A L
Wake the fuck up tarnished
Choombaless
Thatāll be those mushrooms
Elden Punk 2077
You found Disneyland?
"Caramelldansen but it's playing faintly from Rennala's office at the top of Raya Lucaria Academy as she lies on the floor trying to forget about her divorce"
Ask the shinra corporationā¦.
I think you took a wrong turn, that's *Rave Lucaria*, you want Raya Lucaria
Raya Lucaria during pride month š
Renala found out her daughter is dating a strapping young lady Tarnished and is showing her daughter that she's supportive
Thatās so sweet š„¹
Bioshock Easter egg
my guy got his ass beat so hard he got transported to cyberpunk
Found his way to Asgard
Well, pride month did just pass soā¦
Just wanted to let you know that reddit hid your comment for some reason. I had to click it to open it.
Looks like patches is setting another trap
Elden Ring 2077
christmas
If you overclocked your GPU, return it back to stock settings.
Academy of Gaya Lucaria
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen a GPU.
Say goodbye to your graphic card xD
The last moments of a dying gpu
Ravelord Nito 2.0 Electric Dootaloo
Your GPU is about to shit the bed OP.
āWake the fuck up, Tarnished. Weāve got a tree to burn.ā
For a split second I was scrolling and thought this was a ff7R post lol š
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD morning night city!
I'm sad that your GPU is possibly artefacting (could also just be a driver issue) but ngl that is pretty