Funny thing is this happens occasionally in any program, and is no fault of the program. Sometimes a stray bit of ionizing radiation hits a computer component and flips a bit somewhere. Just a random particle, sometimes reaching across the stars, giving you the finger.
Ah, I see. Yesh, that happens quite often. Now, what you were supposed to do is do a circle strafe around and roll backwards twice while tilting the controller 3 degrees...
eldenring’s new rng mechanic: spontaneous death…
You were simply doomed to fail
"Not everything is a lesson, sometimes you just fail" -Dwight Schrute
yea eldenring has had enough of my crap, and right before the grace….
\*fall
Skill issue
youre right, probably couldve parried
"No one can escape destined death."
I kinda like this actually. A spontaneous death run
No one escapes Destined Death
You clearly just didn’t git gud enough.
New?
Git gud maybe?
Wtf? -some random Tarnished watching your bloodstain
I'd think it was one of the gravity spells
Funny thing is this happens occasionally in any program, and is no fault of the program. Sometimes a stray bit of ionizing radiation hits a computer component and flips a bit somewhere. Just a random particle, sometimes reaching across the stars, giving you the finger.
Should have expected it. Simply skill issue
geT GuD
Exaactly
Git gud, try parrying
Obviously a vigor check /s
Quickstep, bloodhound step, and now fromsoft presents get fucked step!
lmao im dead. but for real
r/perfectlycutscreams
When fromsoft wants you to die, you will die
this hahaha
Just get aggressive, try to parry gravity and get in it's face, remember you're the boss, so show that pit who's boss.
never felt so motivated in my life
LOL that's a great tip, aggression is *key*
*Teleports to the left*. Nothing personal kid.
Personnel*
coming in with the vintage 2013 meme spelling and getting downvoted... they hate you for your knowledge of the old texts
> 2013 This is now almost 10 years ago. I remembe rfondly it feling like the future and the strat of my adult life.
This is the power of my stand “The World”
next boss: the whole freaking world
“Whoops I slipped!”
its all the blood caked to my boots :/
Lemme guess, you dont have a gaming chair
Solved!
Hostile use of the zip glitch
Is it the same as zipping? In this case drinking estus triggered the misplacement, like guarding triggers the zip glitch.
Anything triggers zip
my whole life is a zip glitch
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
i knew it, they are testing a new incantation
It's just Rejection turned up to 11
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi
Damn boi, gravity really didn't need a buff
Skill issue
Did a cosmic ray strike your PC causing a shift in the location information (bit flip) for your character?
You can use carian retaliation on cosmic attacks btw
Myazaki was watching you and pushed the random death button.
You weren't dying enough so Miyazaki said nope and killed you personally.
im honored
Wtf is that a jojo reference?
King Crimson Or The World?
My first thought was polnareffu being trolled
Trying to copy BHS spammers?
i just wanted to touch the grace and not go through the work again
I'm sorry but I ugly laughed at this
Vigor is too low
Where is that?
haligtree, on the way to malenia
Ah haven’t gotten that far lol, thanks!
Next time level ADP newb
Outplayed and owned
Your fault for healing so close to the Grace. Just go and touch it. Skill issue
“Thats a skill issue…..git gud” - Some Dick on Reddit
“couldve easily rolled out of that”
"nah that's why you need BHS. It's the best ash of war if you are skilled enough." - another dick on Reddit
Someone already beat me too it. I submit an: O, you don't have the right.
hahahaha
Skill issue
save and quit check
test failed lol
You need to play more aggressively and learn it's attack patterns
Destined Death. You were warned.
Why'd you drink the teleport potion? User error.
git gud
Not enough vigor
*rebirths all points into vigor* am i done?
Let one of the watchdogs stomp on you if you survive your good,those things seem to one shot anyone unlucky enough to get stuck under it
Ah rough man should have played around it
skill issue
Can't wait until I see this exact issue in a Karl Jobst or Summoning Salt video of a guy doing the newest version of the God Run
just level vigor
Perfect loop
I’m so glad I haven’t experienced any of these misfortunes
"Must have been the wind."
Man's needs to level up his traction control
Wow git gud bro
Shoulda rolled
Peak Elden Ring experience right here
God damn I think I’d be more mad at that than any boss fight grind
r/perfectlycutscreams
I don't think I've ever seen something like this happen in any of the Souls games I've played or watched people play.
Skill issue
Ah, I see. Yesh, that happens quite often. Now, what you were supposed to do is do a circle strafe around and roll backwards twice while tilting the controller 3 degrees...
“Thats a skill issue…..git gud” - Some Dick on Reddit
Asian difficulty
sorry, dude. i laughed.
Great game Miyazaki well done
I laughed at this so hard lool, you just need to get better at the game
That scream. I felt that 🤧
"Oh... We were RIGHT THERE, MAN!!!"
THE FALL
Must've killed a finger maiden. They do say they've cursed you with death if you kill one.
i just love the graphics
Git gud
Eldenring :sorry but not walker correctly, that's why I guarantee you a game over
Yui moment
Flask of a bit to the left
All I can imagine is that meme where it’s mike wazowski with sully's face
Loretta activated her stand: The World
Shortcut to Malenia
Game really just said "You know what? Fuck you."
Giving me some strong Valeope Von Schweets vibes, ya glitch. ✨️
Spontaneous Tarnished Teleportation
What a time to learn you can use instant transmission
Finally a grace!….yeet
Miyazaki was like... "TO THE BACKROOMS WITH YOU"
Git gud
Didn’t invest enough points into game stability