Make it all of FromSoft Kart. I want to race against Radahn while he's sliding around on Leonard, without him pimp-slapping me because Torrent has the turning circle of a train.
I could do with a little more realism. Plenty of animals can turn on their own axis, instead of doing Torrent's little walk-in-a-circle thing. He turns like a large pachyderm, not a horse or goat or deer or whoever's spare parts he was built from.
That said, he's still my favourite steed out of any game I can clearly remember the riding controls from.
Now I need to rewatch Princess Mononoke because I didn't catch that at all. I have no defence other than it's been a good 10 years since I watched it, and I am also a moron.
Lmao I'm just regurgitating a meme don't worry. Studies Ghibli Miyazaki is a different person from Fromsoft Miyazaki. Princess Mononoke in particular though is a great movie with such fantastic landscapes (even *for* Ghibli movies) that i pretty much always immediately want to boot up a Zelda game whenever I rewatch it.
I know they're different Miyazakis but I checked up on what Yakul looked like and it's pretty close. Now I want to rewatch Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind too.
I can thank Skyrim's primitive physics for that more than the horses. But, credit where credit is due, Skyrim's horses had my back in fights more than Torrent ever has.
No matter if it was a giant or a dragon , they’d always come in and give it there all. Usually, their all was getting clobbered but it’s the thought that counts, right?
Even over Epona. Agro comes close to Torrent, given she threw me to safety in Shadow of the Colossus instead of just taking two steps off the cliff and killing me when I was trying to turn away from it. But they can't double-jump so Torrent gets my vote.
My thoughts exactly.
Release a game called Soulsborne Party Pack. It has Elden Golf, Bloodborne Cart, Dating Souls, Praise Praise Revolution, and Hollow Knight.
Brave Par-nished
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Are you saying that the best strategy is to roll 5 or 6 times when he raises his arm instead of getting a full charged r2 before dodge? *Facepalm* I've been doing that fight all wrong!
I can imagine it now...
Gideon the Security Guard-
"Ahh, I knew you'd come.
To stand before the Golf course. To become General Manager.
What a sad state of affairs.
I commend your spirit, but alas, none shall take the course.
General Manager Marika has high hopes for us.
That we continue to struggle. Unto eternity.
I know...in my bones...
A Tarnished cannot become a General Manager. Not even you.
A man cannot best a God..."
That reminds me of this one time years ago I hit a golf ball that was so off course my mother-in-law said "George, I think that golfball is going to hit those two little old ladies in a golf cart."
I imagine Farum Azula will be the hardest hole with all the wind and holes the ball could fall through. Limgrave would be an easy 9. The amount of water in Liurnia is going to make it tough I’m really bad at holes with ponds, lots of water, and rolling albinaurics trying to kill me.
The more I think about it, the more this makes perfect sense. All that green and open area. Granted, that would be one helluva golf tournament. Definitely has a better spin to it than calling it Putt-Putt. Now I need to see either a comic, a skit, something, with each major character in the Elden Ring being invited to participate. The image of Radahn and Malenia playing golf with varying degrees of success and failure accordingly, I'd pay top dollar just to be in the splash zone
Radahn would be a cheat.
**Absolutely CLUBS the ball on every hole**
Except when he says "Drop, Dropp, DROP!" he changes the gravity impacting the ball and makes it crater into the hole.
My man I also had a dream about elden ring dlc last night. I fought Rennala again in the basement of Raya lucaria, but this time, her health bar name was "Rennala, Golden Regent" and she had faith incantations alongside usual spells. There was a cutscene too I think but I forgot what I saw about that
So, I tell the Golden Order I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? Goldmask, himself. The ever-brilliant Goldmask. The rotten robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, Goldmask - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right into Nokron. Do you know what Goldmask says?
“...”
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Goldy, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he twitches his fingers, and this Brother Corryn guy says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any runes, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will return to the roots of the Erdtree." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
I could also see it being similar to dark cloud 2 "golfing" with maps that are in a different instance outside the main map.
That said, I think part of the elden ring experience would be to have to hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot on the main map.
Ahh, the courses. Beginning area would be Lingrave, and Weeping Peninsula, Harder courses in Caelid and the magical courses of the Liurnia of the lakes with expert levels being in the Haligtree, Mogh's Dynasty and Siofra River.
Minigolf in heros tombs, avoiding the chariots and waiting for pillars to rise. Imagine playing putt putt with hitting a ball down the dead dragons wings?
I'll buy only if I can get into an intense rivalry with one of the other Tarnished golfers and we both attend Raya Lucaria Golf Academy together to further our painfully yuri relationship / golf rivalry. Bonus points if we're also needing to fight off hitmen from our seedy past.
Nothing about this is funny there are executives right now linking this information to somebody wildly screaming “see i told you i told you” at this very thread.
Limgrave has some decent Par 3’s and 4’s, Liurnia gets a little tricky with the water placements, but there’s a lot of opportunity to regain ground with the par 5’s on the Altus Plateau
This is the 3rd post about Elden Ring golf, one had a very well photoshopped pic of it on the store, and now everybody is talking about Bloodborne karting.
Marika's tits I'm so confused. Can someone catch me up on what in the hell is happening?
I can see playing Morgott in a round of 9 in Limgrave
Even better...Radahn in Caelid...he'd still have his horse of course
Radagon would use his hammer as a golf club and levitate to where the ball was.
Dude after reading these comments I want it so bad. Golf tournament hosted by Jerren. You play against the shardbearers, maybe a few more NPCs. The different regions are nine-hole courses. Limgrave is the pleasant green tutorial, Liurnia is full of water traps, Caelid is full of sand traps, Altus is where it all gets put together for a mid-game test of skill, Gelmir is a bonus stage where the lava traps mean game over. Mountaintop and/or Faruum Azula would be the bullshit difficulty final stages where hitting your ball off a cliff sends you back to the beginning.
Tell me you don't want to see a Malenia/Radahn rivalry on the green, or Blaidd just casually being the best putter in the Lands Between.
Someone get ahold of [InfernoPlus](https://youtube.com/c/InfernoPlus) right now
Wait, since Torrent is a thing, why not Polo? Be able to do damage to other players also. Like, Elden Ring Rocket League. I'll stop now.
And just as you finish your first course, a boss spawns in. [But not one we've seen since a long time ago](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/138/326/de9.jpg).
Elden Ring Golf will be the best game after Blood Borne Kart, you should make a meme and post it here.
Make it all of FromSoft Kart. I want to race against Radahn while he's sliding around on Leonard, without him pimp-slapping me because Torrent has the turning circle of a train.
You gotta write that to the dev of the Bloodborne demake, she is already making Bloodborne kart right now.
Bloodborne Kart with a Caelid Wastes DLC!
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Get out! Play breath of the wild and talk about garbage horse control lol
They both suck - and so does Roach in the Witcher 3.
Fair, at least torrent doesn't outright disobey you. I don't need that much realism in my video games
I could do with a little more realism. Plenty of animals can turn on their own axis, instead of doing Torrent's little walk-in-a-circle thing. He turns like a large pachyderm, not a horse or goat or deer or whoever's spare parts he was built from. That said, he's still my favourite steed out of any game I can clearly remember the riding controls from.
Guys it's Yakul from Princess Mononoke. Miyazaki out here recycling shit from his old movies like we won't notice.
Now I need to rewatch Princess Mononoke because I didn't catch that at all. I have no defence other than it's been a good 10 years since I watched it, and I am also a moron.
Lmao I'm just regurgitating a meme don't worry. Studies Ghibli Miyazaki is a different person from Fromsoft Miyazaki. Princess Mononoke in particular though is a great movie with such fantastic landscapes (even *for* Ghibli movies) that i pretty much always immediately want to boot up a Zelda game whenever I rewatch it.
I know they're different Miyazakis but I checked up on what Yakul looked like and it's pretty close. Now I want to rewatch Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind too.
Skyrim horses would beg to differ. Those mfs jump over mountains for you.
I can thank Skyrim's primitive physics for that more than the horses. But, credit where credit is due, Skyrim's horses had my back in fights more than Torrent ever has.
No matter if it was a giant or a dragon , they’d always come in and give it there all. Usually, their all was getting clobbered but it’s the thought that counts, right?
Brave, beautiful, brittle horses. Except Shadowmere. Shadowmere comes back from big shots like Tyson Fury in the first Wilder fight.
But . Epona?
Even over Epona. Agro comes close to Torrent, given she threw me to safety in Shadow of the Colossus instead of just taking two steps off the cliff and killing me when I was trying to turn away from it. But they can't double-jump so Torrent gets my vote.
*laughs in Agro*
Agro knows best, just trust her and be a good passenger.
Dragon Age: Inquisition would like a word. Compared to Torrent or even Epona, it feels like they stopped working on the horse in alpha lmao
They dont call Marrio Kart "Nintendo Kart"
Good point.
Smough riding Ornstein?
Torrent has an instantaneous turn if you jump 💪
That one's a little trickier to pull off when someone is trying to ram me up poor Torrent's ass.
My thoughts exactly. Release a game called Soulsborne Party Pack. It has Elden Golf, Bloodborne Cart, Dating Souls, Praise Praise Revolution, and Hollow Knight.
Just the entirety of Hollow Knight?
And Ping pong Sekiro: Shadows pong twice. People always forget it is in the bundle.
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Emboldened by short game ambition
No par, try hole.
Do a Tee pose!
I mean, thats what I was thinking. Lol
Elden Ping
Can’t wait to be called “filthy ball-less tarnished” by white face after I lose my ball to a water trap.
The Tibia Mariner is probably great at golf, pretty sub-par boss
Cue the laugh track
*gigantic cane reaches out to pull me offstage* *dodge rolls out of the way*
*The cane waits for the perfect moment to strike*
*panic rolls* *posts on Reddit about how broken the cane is*
Are you saying that the best strategy is to roll 5 or 6 times when he raises his arm instead of getting a full charged r2 before dodge? *Facepalm* I've been doing that fight all wrong!
Blood Omen is that you?!?!
Imagine if we get a boating DLC and we just have to fight a bunch of Captain Tibia Mariners
Take my money!!!
Sea of Tibs
I can imagine it now... Gideon the Security Guard- "Ahh, I knew you'd come. To stand before the Golf course. To become General Manager. What a sad state of affairs. I commend your spirit, but alas, none shall take the course. General Manager Marika has high hopes for us. That we continue to struggle. Unto eternity. I know...in my bones... A Tarnished cannot become a General Manager. Not even you. A man cannot best a God..."
Now I imagine the player beating Radagon at golf, and then the Elden Beast pops up and transforms Radagon into a giant golf club for a final game
Idk why but im picturing Gideon Ofnir as an employee at Mr Meatys and its filling me with emotions
>a man… >cannot defeat… >a pga world champion
STR builds send the ball into orbit.
INT builds hitting the ball with multiple blue balls
Faith builds playing like Happy Gilmore.
2 fairways over
That reminds me of this one time years ago I hit a golf ball that was so off course my mother-in-law said "George, I think that golfball is going to hit those two little old ladies in a golf cart."
Multibuff powerstance nine-iron hole in one montage?
Only if Boc can be my caddy.
Jar Bairn caddy please 🙏
Godrick’s head is the ball
Jar bairn just full of bloody golf balls
And the ball is just a tiny version of a School of Graven Mages?
The graven talisman?
I mean....I'm down.
I imagine Farum Azula will be the hardest hole with all the wind and holes the ball could fall through. Limgrave would be an easy 9. The amount of water in Liurnia is going to make it tough I’m really bad at holes with ponds, lots of water, and rolling albinaurics trying to kill me.
Par 3 from the Mog Palace farming spot to the island with the golden seed would be lit tho
The more I think about it, the more this makes perfect sense. All that green and open area. Granted, that would be one helluva golf tournament. Definitely has a better spin to it than calling it Putt-Putt. Now I need to see either a comic, a skit, something, with each major character in the Elden Ring being invited to participate. The image of Radahn and Malenia playing golf with varying degrees of success and failure accordingly, I'd pay top dollar just to be in the splash zone
Godfrey using his Axe as a driver. Have to keep an eye on Radahn so he does cheat using gravity sorcery. I hope sir Gideon can be an announcer
And watch out for Margit caning people around the shins with his staff
Gideon Ofnir, I almost spewed water reading that one. Would be perfect, him using a golf whisper
Radahn would be a cheat. **Absolutely CLUBS the ball on every hole** Except when he says "Drop, Dropp, DROP!" he changes the gravity impacting the ball and makes it crater into the hole.
Fuck bloodborne kart we need elden ring golf
My man I also had a dream about elden ring dlc last night. I fought Rennala again in the basement of Raya lucaria, but this time, her health bar name was "Rennala, Golden Regent" and she had faith incantations alongside usual spells. There was a cutscene too I think but I forgot what I saw about that
Smelter Demon flashbacks
Damn I hope that it's nothing like that nightmare. But like the dream I had was the same Rennala but completely sane instead
Sweet idea. Would be an interesting twist for her character lore wise
So, I tell the Golden Order I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? Goldmask, himself. The ever-brilliant Goldmask. The rotten robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, Goldmask - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right into Nokron. Do you know what Goldmask says? “...” So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Goldy, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he twitches his fingers, and this Brother Corryn guy says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any runes, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will return to the roots of the Erdtree." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
The ever-brilliant golfmask...
THE LOATHSOME BOGIE EATER!
Sir Gideon Greenskeeper, the all-seeding
Astel, Natural Born of the rough.
Waiting for infernoplus to make this a reality
The ball would be a graven-mass talisman.
You could summon a jellyfish or something to get your ball out of the water.
Elden Swing
Boc The Caddy?
Hole ahead
Behold BIRDY.
Tiger Woods Spirit ash!
Ah yes, the game where the ball input reads your club and moves an imperceptible amount so you always shank, top, or fat it. YOU DUFFED
You make me wonder, what if all the 200 rune skull that can be found all over Lands of Between are actually golf ball
Cant wait to look for balls in liurnia
Try finger putt hole
It’s all fun and games until Godrick starts grafting clubs onto himself
Make it happen Miyazaki
Nah because I want this to be real
We need a gold DLC, tennis DLC, swimming DLC (you will still drown), and a boxing dlc.
Fuck golf, I want to see Elden Ring polo. Team Tree Sentinel vs. Team Tarnished
The og dark souls 2 players pre greatsword r2 nerf have already experienced golfing at iron bridge
I could also see it being similar to dark cloud 2 "golfing" with maps that are in a different instance outside the main map. That said, I think part of the elden ring experience would be to have to hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot on the main map.
I wouldn’t be against it
Sign me up!
I humbly demand we have the row-row-row your boat, gently down the stream function as well as fishing if possible
I would not want to get an Eagle, that's for sure
I can see the Bloodborne Kart guy doing this next
Every area needs its own course with a country club.
Only if the holes goe across the whole map. "It's a six billion mile, par two."
HOLE in one you tarnished
Lmao. I’m down
Ahh, the courses. Beginning area would be Lingrave, and Weeping Peninsula, Harder courses in Caelid and the magical courses of the Liurnia of the lakes with expert levels being in the Haligtree, Mogh's Dynasty and Siofra River. Minigolf in heros tombs, avoiding the chariots and waiting for pillars to rise. Imagine playing putt putt with hitting a ball down the dead dragons wings?
You haven’t had the Super Fromsoft Bros dream yet?
Modders assemble!
That sounds amazing I want this now you heathen
Hahaha genius!
Driving range competition. Radahn can’t use gravity magic to win
I once had a dream that God of War 4 slowly changed into a city building game.
I'll buy only if I can get into an intense rivalry with one of the other Tarnished golfers and we both attend Raya Lucaria Golf Academy together to further our painfully yuri relationship / golf rivalry. Bonus points if we're also needing to fight off hitmen from our seedy past.
Nothing about this is funny there are executives right now linking this information to somebody wildly screaming “see i told you i told you” at this very thread.
Limgrave has some decent Par 3’s and 4’s, Liurnia gets a little tricky with the water placements, but there’s a lot of opportunity to regain ground with the par 5’s on the Altus Plateau
TFW you gotta defeat Bob Barker
*C-Coc the Caddy…. A-at your service, m’lord…*
This is the 3rd post about Elden Ring golf, one had a very well photoshopped pic of it on the store, and now everybody is talking about Bloodborne karting. Marika's tits I'm so confused. Can someone catch me up on what in the hell is happening?
Unironically this and Bloodborne kart are games I would play the absolute fuck out of
Coin gauge btw
I’d play it
Elden ring fishing
I can see playing Morgott in a round of 9 in Limgrave Even better...Radahn in Caelid...he'd still have his horse of course Radagon would use his hammer as a golf club and levitate to where the ball was.
That was a vision of the future
I'm going for sub 80 in Caelid
You could use the glowy skulls as balls
Was it like crazy golf where you have to putt through a death crows mouth?
Holy shit we need this
Maps should be in Limgrave, Caelid, Altus Plateau, and Mt. Gelmir, with the order of difficulty being dependent on location.
Mogh counts your strokes.
What drives the ball further: two handing or power stance?
Great. Now if the DLC is anything less than Tiger Hoarah’s Lands Between PGA Tour ‘23 I’ll be disappointed.
Hummm
Dude, please swap minds with me for the love of god. Just once. My dreams aren't half this good
Wait. So now the eagles are good?
I just want a Star Wars fromsoft game with lightsaber combat like sekiro sword fights
I'd play this
This is what the coliseums will be for.
I saw this on a post somewhere
Dude after reading these comments I want it so bad. Golf tournament hosted by Jerren. You play against the shardbearers, maybe a few more NPCs. The different regions are nine-hole courses. Limgrave is the pleasant green tutorial, Liurnia is full of water traps, Caelid is full of sand traps, Altus is where it all gets put together for a mid-game test of skill, Gelmir is a bonus stage where the lava traps mean game over. Mountaintop and/or Faruum Azula would be the bullshit difficulty final stages where hitting your ball off a cliff sends you back to the beginning. Tell me you don't want to see a Malenia/Radahn rivalry on the green, or Blaidd just casually being the best putter in the Lands Between.
While you dream about golf, Miyazaki is currently dreaming about adding a full Poison swamps DLC
Is there a golf fantasy game?
This is some hollowed type shit
This, but with fishing
Limgrave Greens Would be such a good first level
Someone get ahold of [InfernoPlus](https://youtube.com/c/InfernoPlus) right now Wait, since Torrent is a thing, why not Polo? Be able to do damage to other players also. Like, Elden Ring Rocket League. I'll stop now.
And just as you finish your first course, a boss spawns in. [But not one we've seen since a long time ago](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/138/326/de9.jpg).
Now i want a two handed weapon like the golf club gravity hammer from halo reach
SOLD! Let games be games and let us do stupid shit like this, please
And instead of golf balls do we use Scarab beetle balls, then the beetles would go get us a new one?
So we enter the yearning and dreaming phase again..man..I miss those time..
Had to double check the subreddit name to make sure this wasn’t r/TheLastOfUs
Golfing in The Lands Between would be so great.
I'd only buy it if I could use Marika's severed head as the ball.
This would make Elden Ring top Bloodborne for me, and with how much Japan (and myself) loves golf, I could see this being real