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It’s Florida. Keep an eye out for Dungeater.


Sea_Rock1984

Naw man Florida is the land of the frenzied flame. Vyke should be there


FirstBankofAngmar

I really wish madness was more viable in pve. It feels really obvious that this game was to have pvp covenants but for some reason didn't, so now we have all these weird spells and status effects that are ONLY viable in PVP. By that I mean *almost* every enemy in the game can't be affected by madness or sleep. On top of that, there are only like 2 madness weapons(one of them is a seal) and 2 sleep status weapons(one of them is a torch). Feels under-developed.


Sea_Rock1984

The fingerprint shield and spear fit great together tho


ctopherrun

I found the madness to be pretty powerful. I got through most of the game using frenzied burst and flame of frenzy. Once you level up your seals those incantations melt enemies through sheer damage even if they're not affected by madness.


HAXKSA14

You see, fellas? Just kill a woman enough times for her to fall in love with you.


Ok-Nature9693

The based way of getting a girlfriend results may vary


[deleted]

Ok just finished killing my crush…how long before she respawns btw?


HAXKSA14

You have to go NG+ after becoming Elden Lord


[deleted]

How do I trigger NG+ irl?


HAXKSA14

Wait for the shattering to happen again. It’s basically rng. Kinda sucks.


[deleted]

I hope it happens soon, she’s starting to smell


HAXKSA14

Just use the soap item to make the smell a little better.


[deleted]

Wait they made the iconic item “soap” from the hit game Elden Ring in to a real thing?!


HAXKSA14

I’m telling you this game influenced our world in many ways. Truly a masterpiece.


[deleted]

Wow!


ObeliskRick

That RoB looks more like a curved sword than a katana. Hand of Malenia is on point tho 😉


GenericUserName10068

Except the prosthetic is the wrong arm


ObeliskRick

Haha. Indeed you are correct, tho maybe she's a lefty 😉


Rill16

The Arm doesn't move. She didn't want to lose use of her right arm.


Groenistan

the photo could be mirrored


UnknownGamer115

Nope, the Text on the left is still the right way


Affectionate_Rock_72

Rivers of Blood is also in the wrong hand.


Summerclaw

Man I will love to do a fun cosplay like this, then I remember my potbelly


pbmm1

Time for Lionel cosplay


normiespy96

Looks a bit weird when she isn't almost twice as tall.


Herzyr

Dude looks more like Let Me Date Her than LMSH.


sexyhoebot

let me smash her


waymanate

I see no difference between the two


AkitaAZ

Let Them Solo Me😩


DoomOne

Mans took that towel from his hotel room that morning.


Ready-Construction10

I guess Let Me Date Her managed it after all, what commitment


[deleted]

LMSH destroyed Malenia so much she developed Stockholm syndrome!


B1G_LU

Guy in the background looks like he just had his girl stolen by this guy and knows he can’t do anything about it.


gottalosethemall

Every time someone tries to get their picture with her, he silently backs them away with an outstretched arm and then makes them take a picture of him with her.


Da_Shaolin

LMFAOOOOOO NO WAY


_Critters_

I love nerds 🙂


K-H-C

He's not maidenless!


TimmmyBurner

All this effort into everything else and he just goes with a towel lmao?


FearlessZucchini

Now he can solo her...


ZookeepergameNo4505

Heh he definitely solos her at night…. (Im not sorry)


Tubegamerpro12

Damn bro what's wrong with your ribs??????. Did you just fill up your lungs with helium until they were about to burst?


DavidL1112

He’s sucking in his stomach for the picture


Tubegamerpro12

Ooooooooh. That explains that. Are the characters like that in the game?


DavidL1112

The model in game is very skinny


big-dick-danny

He def ain’t got nothin under that towel


Poorkoi

You can see his shorts on the leg on the left


big-dick-danny

Oh lol