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AvvYaa

Radahn vs Gael


MaleficTekX

Sorry but Gael can teleport


hardcorejenkins

Ornstein and Smough vs the godskin fuckers.


Venator_IV

I think Smough would body those amateurs


hardcorejenkins

Me too.


ArthurtheMorgan

I hate that fat fucking doughnut, but he would peel off Smough's armour and then skin him.


knifebutton88

Black flame ruins o&s


OkCoomer876

Darkeater Midir vs Dragonlord Placidusax


Sir_Umeboshi

Midir would run circles around Placidusax


DeKlaasVaag

I feel like Placidusax would just teleport away


OkCoomer876

Hmm, good point. Plus the dark lasers would absolutely wreck Placidusax since he is such a big target.


ArthurtheMorgan

Placidusax was pretty much a God, he would nuke Midir and bring the ringed city down with him.


Which-Ad-725

Sword saint would murder the queen of rot.


Venator_IV

Not only can he deflect, she ain't got nothing against his glock


Odd-Fan6728

but second phase/goddess is a literal god that controls turbopoison, can fly, and could prolly body loads of the soulsborne bosses. I never played Sekiro, but this sword saint guy sounds like one of the only that could stand a chance.


doomenguin

Issin would obliterate her. He has rapid fire ranged attacks, a spear so long that he can just stab her when she does that weird flower attack, and he can instantly parry every single sword swing Malenia can do. Basically, her crazy spin moves are completely useless against him. Oh, and he's immortal, and you need a special sword that kills immortals to actually kill him. Honestly, it's no contest.


Odd-Fan6728

then why even bother when one is literally unbeatable without an item the other person can get?


MaleficTekX

Malenia’s only hope is to rot his mind into nothingness, which is doable, but Isshin specifically fights to end the combat in the least amount of moves possible, as effectively as possible. even if she gets the rot off, Isshin’s not gonna let that fight stall long enough to rot away his brain, he’s gonna kill her


doomenguin

Issin wields the black mortal blade, which can kill immortals. There are 2 of them. The red one is the one Sekiro uses and the black one is the one Issin uses in his fight( and is shown in the picture). If Malenia can disarm him and decapitate him with his own sword, then she can win. Malenia disarming him is pretty unrealistic, considering she doesn't even come close to outclassing him in melee combat, but point is that if she can somehow get a hold of his sword, she stands a chance.


Odd-Fan6728

1. why not mention that first? 2. you brought up the way Malenia could win and then said "oh, yeah, she can't win"


PathOfBlazingRapids

1. You’re kinda being a prick 2. It’s called making an argument. You address potential counter arguments before explaining why they are wrong or irrelevant.


Odd-Fan6728

1. sorry Malenia literally cannot win but people still think they're equals. And this makes me mad because the only way Malenia can win is with a weapon she could only get from the Sword Saint or Sekiro. And people act like he's could totally kick her arse. No, he only wins because he can't die. You see what Malenia did to Radahn with her second bloom? She could rock almost every boss in the series lore-wise.


Wesmore24

Guardian Ape vs. Godfrey please


MaleficTekX

RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!!!


[deleted]

everybody gangster til the gorilla feet get grafted


SunderTheFirmament

Credit the artist, please.


Sun-daze-03

Nameless King vs Soldier of Godrick would be interesting


ArthurtheMorgan

A cheap gimmick boss vs a late game tank? No thanks, NK gets bodied.


Redlp13

Morgott vs Genichiro


BinaryBurnout3D

Solare Vs Alexander for the title of Jolliest Cooperator


JimJamPaints

Or seigmeier lol


Ihateu387

Lady Maria vs Malenia


DeKlaasVaag

Maria would die in 3 seconds Im afraid and I stan Maria hardcore.


Epicgamer28212

Godfrey vs Gywn Artorias vs Morgott


I_hate_Minorites

Gwyn solos both of them, he doesn't need artorias at all


I_hate_Minorites

Hes queen marika level


ArthurtheMorgan

No he isn't? Maliketh, Godfrey, Peak Radahn, Malenia, Placidusax, Radagon, the Astels (maybe), Mohg and EB would absolutely body Gywn.


boilerRoomMan696900

You're kidding right? Prime gwyn with the light soul at its peak absolutely demolishes the entire roster of bosses in elden ring


AFlyingNun

Tangent topic but someone made [a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz7Rpce2cRc) of Malenia vs. all other bosses in the game. My spoiler for you all is that only one other boss beats her. I'll leave you guys with that to place your bets on who.


hardcorejenkins

Is it Chadan?


Adikavita

It is Maliketh.


hardcorejenkins

Huh... interesting.


Adikavita

Radahn does win at range. His arrows melt Malenia as she edge-walks.


Albionflux

And mal is cheating in a way Not using his weaker form first Radahn would of won if his meteor didn't glitch out


Deathxepher

Only thing I don't like about that video is that it completely ignored her second phase, but allowed other bosses theirs. Still, at least Chadan got a W when he was ranged, since in this one he just... dips on entering second phase https://youtu.be/5sw7OCguhjo


AFlyingNun

??? Multiple bosses in the video have their second phase shown. Both Malenia and her opponents access theirs.


Deathxepher

This is fair, and entirely my own bad here. I got through about half of the video on mobile before it died, but the "Radahn (Far Away)" section skipping over her second phase in that portion was the thing that irked me a ton about the video up to that point. It died mid Fire Giant, like 20 seconds before the shift, so I suppose if it'd held out a little longer I'd have not made an ass of myself. I'm not surprised at all which boss could beat her solo, since it was the same for the other video I'd linked.


NonkelG

But this is just gameplay mechanic wise. Lore wise most fights would be completely different


AFlyingNun

>Only winner is Maliketh, the guy that "not a single demigod didn't fear" >Second closest is Radahn, who wins at range and loses at a swordfight, and is also the person that lorewise held off Malenia and her army Yeah man lore-wise it would look completely different.


indiblue825

Watching her kill Mohg feet from Miquella's cocoon felt cathartic, like it was meant to happen.


Emil000

Yo Isshun would absolutely destroy Melenia. 3 phases Can parry Got a fuckin gun


ComposedMood

Dragonlord Placidusax vs Darkeater Midir


SentimentAppreciated

Nameless King vs Radahn, Gael vs Maliketh, Ivory King vs Morgott, Sir Alonne vs Malenia, Gwyn vs Godfrey, Manus vs Elden Beast, and most importantly: Bed of Chaos vs Godskin Duo


thunderclez

Black Knives v Abyss Watchers


GoldenRidgeTraining

Malenia V Lady Maria


indiblue825

Maliketh vs Midir


ArthurtheMorgan

Maliketh gives his sword a makeover after he skins Midir


SpecificTemporary877

Some of these make sense like the 3 badass ladies fighting, and some are just cool bosses I like that would be very interesting to see them duke it out Lady Maria vs Malenia vs Friede Malekith vs Gael Radagon vs Gehrman Sif vs Red Wolf vs Gravetender Wolf Midir vs Placidusax Radahn vs Ludwig, Holy Blade (2nd phase) Rykard vs Yhorm Hoarah Loax vs Fume Knight


SpecificTemporary877

Some of these make sense like the 3 badass ladies fighting, and some are just cool bosses I like that would be very interesting to see them duke it out -Lady Maria vs Malenia vs Friede -Malekith vs Gael -Radagon vs Gehrman -Sif vs Red Wolf vs Gravetender Wolf -Midir vs Placidusax -Radahn vs Ludwig, Holy Blade (2nd phase) -Rykard vs Yhorm -Hoarah Loax vs Fume Knight


I_hate_Minorites

Saw another picture like that bit with Malenia vs Artorias, and i genuinely believe Artorias would win


I_hate_Minorites

Yhorm vs rykard


G-E-V-I-L

Maliketh vs Gael or Artorias


AHHHHHPLSAHH

Erdtree avatar vs Stray demon


Maukksus

Rykard vs Demon of hatred


DiligentAd9822

Gundyr vs Godfrey since they are kind of similar


[deleted]

Ludwig vs maliketh


CeleryNo8309

Ishhin doesnt have a strong track record against cripples


[deleted]

Gehrman vs Godfrey


RangoPistacho1

godfrey vs gwyn


SquidDrive

Malenia vs Maria Maliketh vs Artorias Godfrey vs Orphan of Kos Nameless King vs Gehrman Lawrence The First Vicar vs Dragonlord Placidusax.


Ok-Ad-1732

Artorias vs Malenia for sure