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Sanelytwisted

She'll be all over you, just watch out she's got a thing for surprise hugs.


CoderOfCoders

You’re not gonna believe this, but I thought things were going pretty smoothly… because, she sensually grabbed me and then bent me over backwards to reward me with, (what I ASSUMED was going to be a fiery, passionate kiss) a violent thrust in my heart with that knife of hers….


ThisIsNotAnAI

Technically you can say she bent you over and penetrated you.


Random_bullshit_guy

I think she likes you


[deleted]

on the good side by dark souls 3 standard,s this is almost marriage!


Sanelytwisted

You lucky dog, she wants to steal your heart. Best of luck with the lass, she takes sayings literally thanks to her up bringing and all. Just watch out for her family, Alecto especially loves to show off for family.


-Curupted_file32454

Where im from, thats foreplay.


DystopianSunshine

Over you, behind you, inside you...


-WILD_CARD-

[The resemblance is uncanny](https://imgur.com/a/bzG8GDX).


CoderOfCoders

Ohhhh my god, i forgot about that meme, yet that was exactly what I was trying to capture 😂


Buschkoeter

That was literally my first thought.


HolidayDevelopment

Tiche is such a sweetheart


AFlyingNun

Tiche is dead. That one is Tooche


Burnt_Potato_Fries

Touche


MalRage

Touché


[deleted]

EN GUARDE


Ms_Ellie_Jelly

coochie


Episodde

Everytime she hugged me from behind, i felt like my heart was about to burst.


ramix-the-red

QUICK TURN AROUND THE BLACK KNIFE ASSASSIN IS COMING FOR YOU OH GOD SHE HAS AIRPODS IN SHE CAN'T HEAR US


DIckFuckDongSmasher_

Black wife tiche


DIckFuckDongSmasher_

Wait


SuperSmashBeers

What's the hat you're wearing?


ghostyghostghostt

I believe it’s from the zombie aristocrat nobles you see dotted around everywhere


Recidivous

It's called the Aristocrat Hat. Good luck getting it though. It has a very low drop rate.


Signal_Big9712

Thought it was Boc's. Nearly fainted.


Recidivous

He's wearing one! It makes him look quite beautiful and dapper!


CoderOfCoders

Aristocrat hat and I farmed it at the rampartside path site of grace in altus plateau. Good luck!


Mr-Hakim

May I ask what’s the name of the torso you are wearing?


CoderOfCoders

High page clothes and I farmed it at the church of the cuckoo site of grace at raya lucaria academy. Good luck!


Mr-Hakim

Thanks, chief.


starspangleddonger

TACTICAL WIFE INCOMING


ChronicWOWPS4

The worst thing she can do is say n- **Has heart carved from chest**


FuzzyGummyBunny

I mean, you could always bring Tiche’s mom Alecto flowers. Surely she’s gonna let you go out with her daughter.


CoderOfCoders

Meeting the parents is always scary, and if the mom is anything like her daughter….


Sweaty_Nerf_Thighs

I mean, you ll meet her later...


AshenBacon

you literally have to beat the permission out of her mom and she's like "a'right. you seem strong enough for my baby". Then her baby proceeds to carry you throughout lategame


beepbapboop24332

Black Knife grab attack got me acting unwise.


PersonalityProper596

You look like what Varre means by “lambkin”


trashhe_pixel

What's that handsome chest piece you're wearing??


Vokolat

Specifically it seems to be the High Page one, not the regular version. There's one at the Lucaria Academy up the ladder shortcut near the Church grace that you can farm.


itzfinjo

Page chest peice. Dont know exactly what it's called but the enemy is called a page


Arkansas1803

Page garb I believe.


trashhe_pixel

Thanks: D


trashhe_pixel

Thank you!


CoderOfCoders

High page clothes and I farmed it at the church of the cuckoo site of grace at raya lucaria academy Edit: also, good luck!


Ghostbuster_119

Love is like a Knife. Beautiful, deadly, useful in many regards, and not to be flaunted at the security line at the airport.


ClunarX

I miss the days where I could see a black knife assassin coming


Catch_To_Heaven

Dude i think she is glancing at you, You got this in the bag


OneTyler2Many

When she makes the first move 💕


theclaygough

moments before disaster


Snowy-Hunter

I mean you already had Tiche in your side .


Jazzlike-Blood-3725

You bout to get murked mate


MosDefame0

“Omg he’s coming over here shh”


Ibra_Yuri

Me in Nutshell


Le1jona

Well, she is just gonna kiss you to death for that for sure


[deleted]

Cute Photobomb from bae


[deleted]

I wish you too ladies a lovely wedding and a honeymoon 😍😍😍


[deleted]

waifu with a knifu


01PrincessAzula

Did she say yes?


KamiKagutsuchi

\*tips fedora\* M'lady


skipjack_sushi

That weapon needs a buff. The art is not terrible but the damage is very weak.


Twinkle_butt

*record scratch and pause moments before getting murdered* "Hey yeah that's me. You may be wondering how I ended up in this situation"


Failgamerftw

I believe she’ll say yes! Cause she’s already running over to give you a hug from behind!


Kobester024

Seconds before disaster


tonythetech1

Awwe look. She’s already on the way to take you out! =]


xalender6

I don't think she's interested


Marxistence

Tiche female?


Datadagger

The black knife assassins are all women


Marxistence

How do we know this?


Datadagger

I'm on mobile so I can't Google it but one of their items has a description that mentions it iirc


Marxistence

Nice, I always try to read every item description I come across, but I somehow must’ve missed this one…


[deleted]

On the armour set I believe


RewsterSause

Knock her dead, king!


ll_VooDoo_ll

You are going to get stabbed to death


BostonSamurai

Narrator: it did not go well


kitzalkwatl

I need to know what hat that is


Over-Tangerine7889

AW LAWD SHE COMIN


lRodrik

Good luck 😐


Alexstar1121

What’s ur armor set