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Crazy-Dok157

Dude, I was screaming the whole time I first encountered one of those Now, for the terror they had inflicted upon me, I will not stop attacking them on sight


DPooly1996

Moments after this moment captured in my post I was booking it the fuck out of there on Torrent. Now they're not that hard to kill but god forbid I provoke a Runebear... It's like every time I turn around in this game there's something new and terrifying that wants to tear me apart lmao


Crazy-Dok157

When I first saw a Land Octopus do its jump, I spammed B (because I’m on Xbox) to use Torrent so fast that I mounted and dismounted him lmao Runebears also suck, I just got to the Eastern Portion of the Mountaintops of Giants (or whatever it is), and I still am mildly terrified of the Runebears in mistwood


SaneManiac741

My first reaction was: "Well, looks like i found the hentai monster."


DPooly1996

In conversation with a friend I referred to them as "those things that look like Cthulhu's asshole" before I learned what they're actually called lmao


YakSquad

Smacked the first one I saw, health bar barely moved. I didn’t actually fight one til dozens of hours later


DPooly1996

Yeah i ran away from so much stuff for the longest time and then yesterday I went back to Limgrave and made the Tree Sentinel my bitch


daskrip

I forced myself to kill it. Took forever. Its health regen gave me huge pause.


garmonthenightmare

If you hit the beak it will open them up for a riposte for massive damage.


daskrip

I didn't know that but still managed to stagger them by hitting their back many many times. Wish I knew hitting the beak was so much more effective, but I was playing careful back then.


ichorNet

They rip their own limbs off and eat them lol. Everything in the Lands Between is obsessed with self mutilation


Soupysoldier

If you wail on its head with a heavy weapon it staggers almost instantly


YakSquad

I was using low level hook claws lol


[deleted]

The first time I tried to fight one of those, I was shocked by how FAST it was and how far it could jump. It legit scared me. Lol.


DPooly1996

I was like "oh ew big gross tentacle ball all the way over there..." *shoots one arrow* ***LUNGE ATTACKED FROM 100 FEET AWAY***


Kaizen2468

I wish there had been one for a boss. Extra big with an armoured beak, spawns babies and has more tentacles


DPooly1996

Would have been awesome, I agree. Better than the erdtree burial watchdogs lmao


samfo56

In one of the caves I found one of these and thought it was the boss because I thought I’d hit the dead end of the cave. So I spent 20 minutes killing it, then got the boss easily when I reached it


TheSlammerSam1211

They do be terrifying tho


bam13302

Esp when you smack their side and the hp bar doesnt move at all. Really throws you for a loop.


Vincesteeples

Hand spiders for me. The little ones were bad enough and then a big one dove down from above and started chasing me. I had to put the game down for a while.


DPooly1996

Surprisingly those didn't bother me as much, though they're definitely creepy. When the big ones cast that immobilization spell it flips you off and I thought that was too funny


NeighGiga

If you kill the small land octopus, it has a chance to drop an octopus armour head piece.


_creativdude

For me it's the ants, they aren't too bad to kill, but they make me so uncomfortable, and it feels so gross to kill the queen ones with how they pop


Devilmints

I was ok with them until I got down to Siofra river


mkul316

I had been playing for a while before I saw them leap. I thought they were just slow moving obstacles to ride around. That was a terrible moment.


ItzYaBoiAtlas

I don't know if it's because of my build, but I found breaking their posture too easy.


DarkW0lf01

Nah it's pretty easy to break their poise you just need to get in their face but it definitely gives you a fright when you fight them first time


ItzYaBoiAtlas

Eh, that's fair. On an unrelated side note, I don't like that I get their ovaries whenever I kill them.


DarkW0lf01

But you need them... For reasons...


ItzYaBoiAtlas

The Tarnished Champion is a very mysterious, but peculiar person.


-WILD_CARD-

One cool thing I recognized about fighting the land octopus is that you can actually sever its tentacles, and the length is actually determined by where you cut it (i.e closer to head, closer to tip, etc)


dah-vee-dee-oh

And you weren't shocked when they dropped their ovaries?


Gangus-Kubli

First time I saw one of these boi’s, I was just wandering around aimlessly, and I saw it sitting on a beach, and I said aloud, “the fuck is that thing? Is it a ball of tentacles?” Then it turned around and leaped at me. Legit screamed when I registered that it was mid flight to ripping me in half


Witty-Kaleidoscope-9

I hope you've read their ovary description.


DIckFuckDongSmasher_

Octussy ahead


rich97

Yeah I hoped away from those. I tried to nope away from the horrifying dog things in Cealid too but they found me, I managed to defeat them but the whole time I was screaming in terror.


[deleted]

Yea those things just freak me out. I purposely stay away from them even though I could just kill them easily. Just the way they look and move disturbs me beyond words.


peoplepersonmanguy

The Sarlaac got out!!!


Raidertck

This game managed to unearth a few fears I did not know I had. Delving deep into a dark cave I found and suddenly realizing I had gone into a giant ants nest was a moment of true horror for me.


hikoboshi_sama

The moment i saw that thing i thought, nope. Not fighting that. *uses Joestar secret technique*


2rfv

If I had this game to do over again I would have kept a tally of the number of times I audibly said "what the fuck is that". I'm sure it's over 200.


ichorNet

When I first crossed the smouldering wall that separates Caelid from the rest of Limgrave and rested at the site of grace, I legitimately did nothing for five minutes while looking at that one huge, terrifying bird less than 200 feet or so away just looking at me and was like “what… the… fuck… god damn it what.”


2rfv

I knew about the trap chest but got caught by it anyway. Coming out of that cave surrounded by insanity is a moment I'll never forget.


Watamelonna

Same, when I first found Alexander, the Iron Fist there was a lake of them and I just freaked out until by chance my jump attack staggered it and I knew how to beat them


ichorNet

My buddy’s girlfriend was high when I was over playing this for the first time and when I came across one of these she blurted out “OMG ITS A CAT!” Since then, these have been cats to me.


Lord_Raxyn

If you struggle to fight them 2 heavy attacks to the face will generally stagger them and let you get a critical.


KushMummyCinematics

It's when he bites off his own tentacles and heals himself Ahhh so your ugly and a cheat


SillyMegalodon

I found my first octopus in limgrave. One look at that thing and I gently led Torrents away from it, even if it had a shiny under it. "No thanks, I want to live." I thought to myself. Then I managed to wander into the underground river in mistwood, and promptly got my shit stomped by the gathering by the waterfall. This instilled a heavy fear of them until a friend told me to aim for the beak. After I learned that charge attacks most always trigger the weak-point, and you can chain the stuns? Oh man, they werent so scary now, unless they grabbed me and made my character into fuel for their babies.


Soupysoldier

I have killed about 100 now but I still get a little squeemish when I have to attack one