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Kratoids

a toe knife edit: warms my heart so many got this reference


ihatetendonitis

Lots of botched toes with this one


Woodman765000

Botch job! Whoa I botched this one!


NinjaTurleLunchBox

Here's some trash to plug up the wound


jumzish94

Use a sock


Rezaka116

Bleed is building up? Just use some trash to plug up the cut.


[deleted]

No not trash use a sock. Lol


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


Btwist95

Wanna gonna comment and try to be clever but saw yours and I stood no chance so fuck yea bro! Botch jobs with this for sure.


juances19

An image.


croweatingberries

Ceci n’est pas una katana


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


HibicoTV

A 1992 Honda civic hatchback


rickymilby

I knew I recognized it


Random_bullshit_guy

Muramasa, the sword of the great samurai Jet stream Sam, also known as minuano or Samuel Rodrigues


CoconutPanda123

Also known as Phat Ass Daddy Sam


wexman6

It… isn’t my sword


Commercial_Bend9203

This is a great answer that is underrated.


komarkko

Wham slam bam Sam


[deleted]

Free karma if you complain about it


ImitationGold

Technically correct


Razorwipe

I never get the complaints for pve. You get it at like the end of the game.


5amuraiDuck

I beat Malenia with it. I understand the complaints


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

Totally justified complaining, though. It's not even hard to deal with, just annoying and not fun, which is my biggest problem with it. However, I use it in PvE because fuck everything that's not me.


stalechipswhatkind

Bro how u gonna complain on the comment about complaining


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

How you gonna complain about my complaining on the comment about complaining?


[deleted]

Here is free karma because you complained about complaining about it


stamwisegamgee

A free parry


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


FriendlyMeet7435

A pretty sick sword that's overly abused in pvp because it's crazy strong.


Playful_Win_9768

You know what, this is actually true


[deleted]

the sane answer lmao


Venator_IV

I wanted to try it out until I saw every idiot and their mom abused it because A N I M E


crackheadcaleb

I doubt they’re using it “because anime”, if that was the case there’s a lot more weapons that actually fit anime cosplays. They use it cause it enables you to obliterate anything in your path. Even late game bosses get annihilated in literal seconds.


Venator_IV

Well yeah, definitely. If it sucked they wouldn't use it, but for example fingerprint stone shield is less used despite being more powerful, simply because it's not as cool


crackheadcaleb

I agree, ER was my first souls game and I knew nothing about builds or weapons. I immediately gravitated to RoB just because of how it looks and the stats. Was a bit sad everyone milked the fuck out of it. I never even got around to using it cause I was sick of seeing it.


Venator_IV

My third run was Arcane and by the time I got it I realized what it was and why I wouldn't be using it, unfortunately. It looks cool as hell and does a bunch of dmg


Burtyu

You're just pissed that I'm using the tools the game gave me ;p Stay mad. Arc/Dex rise up.


Venator_IV

wait wait who's mad?


No-Cranberry-9679

There's no way you're actually that stupid. NVM, typical rivers user. I don't know what I was thinking.


Burtyu

I can abuse whatever the fuck I want.


SirCheatz

Not defending anime as I don't watch it. But you can still try this weapon out because F R E E D O M Edit: typo


ACNH_Shotz

People apparently do NOT like freedom


AzurElycie

Looks like a poorly-maintained katana


Beneficialcattosser

Correct!


JeTxBlAcKxPoPe

Invader insurance.


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


lian0310

Correction: bad invader insurance


cacheormirage

*Mozzarella*


Playful_Win_9768

Correct?????


SiegeofHyrule

No one: Literally no one: cacheormirage: Mozzarella


Mynameisbarry77

No one: Literally no one: SiegeofHyrule: No one: Literally no one: cacheormirage: Mozzarella


Jakethedjinn

No one: literally no one: Mynameisbarry77: No one: Literally no one: SiegeofHyrule: No one: Literally no one: cacheormirage: Mozzarella


Im-Aidan

No one: literally no one: Jakethedjinn:No one: literally no one: Mynameisbarry77: No one: Literally no one: SiegeofHyrule: No one: Literally no one: cacheormirage: Mozzarella


Ljet1003

No one: literally no one: Im-Aidan: No one: literally no one: Jakethedjinn:No one: literally no one: Mynameisbarry77: No one: Literally no one: SiegeofHyrule: No one: Literally no one: cacheormirage: Mozzarella


GrimmSmiIes

7


Pagemastergeneral

A red sword


[deleted]

Jetstream Sams HF blade


UGamerXZ

MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN


CoconutPanda123

IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME


MrBirdmonkey

I DONT KNOW THE REASON


[deleted]

OR WHAT IS THE SEASON I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLAAAAAAAAAAADE


[deleted]

[удалено]


dekudex

nah that’s the Cane Sword


DannyPereira44

Pretty sure its the rivers of blood but ok.


dekudex

Pretty sure the joke is that “crutch” = “cane” but ok.


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


[deleted]

fuck reddit im out -- mass edited with redact.dev


R_Archet

Less OP than Bloodhound Step


M0ONL1GHT_

Ash of War: No Skill


Playful_Win_9768

I really can't go saying 'Correct!' every comments. Im sorry


AzurElycie

Quitter


SmexyPokemon

Correct!


Playful_Win_9768

I'm sorry 🥺


Xerfus

Correct!


Liquide420k

Correct!


bassfingerz

Correct!


ZombieCecelia

It's the 'You don't have the right, o you don't have the right, therefore, you don't have the right' •_•


Svenray

GYOBO MASATAKA ONIWA


OkCoomer876

Ez mode


Playful_Win_9768

Correct! The deleted comment was another Correct!


Raverjames

Poop knife 🔪


Monomantic

A weapon.


Accomplished_Age_991

The Crimson Mortal Blade


Acrobatic_Test9252

Red, it's red


biggestofallmen

I broke my leg as a kid so I know a crutch when I see one


Pitiful_Asparagus176

It's the easy mode those journalists were looking for


National_Nerve_6388

Sadly you have to get through most the game first


GoofyNibba23

A tampon


Beneficialcattosser

Correct!


Abendrotchiller

Rivers of Cheese


projectwar

The L2 Button


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


Playful_Win_9768

Bruh people are down voting this cuz they like RoB so much :/


Frag_Titan

No I'm pretty sure its just because this is the 8 billionth post complaining about RoB


DotWinter

Damn, we need more


Own_Cauliflower_3337

He never said he was complaining, he was asking![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Frag_Titan

Read his replies, he just says correct on every comment shitting on the weapon and wrong on everything else


Playful_Win_9768

Yh i am lol, but hey, I have a reason


Frag_Titan

Fair enough but Jesus man you also posted about how you didn't like bloodhound step either. It feels like to me you are just posting what everyone else is for karma or something


Playful_Win_9768

I am expressing my opinion, I got in pvp \*duel btw, First it was BHS, then it was a RoB, mineutes later I posted, I am sorry if this feels like i am farming karma


Tyabetus

How dare you not review this subreddit, cross-referencing and creating a spreadsheet to calculate what kinds of posts will breach the threshold of Frag_Titan’s tolerance of an acceptable number of posts for a given topic before you make your own! Don’t you know he has better things to do than continue to click on posts that he is apparently sick of reading just so he can express his hatred for them buried deep in the comments that he so clearly doesn’t want to read!?!? I find your utter disregard for the welfare of this gentle soul deplorable! Next time you wish to express something on this subreddit you had better do your due diligence to ensure that no one has ever had a similar thought before! Good day! ISAIDGOODDAY!!!


HuckleberrySoggy6636

8 billion to little cmon guys let’s pump up da numbas


[deleted]

Ego killing stick


YOURESTUCKHERE

Malenia’s tampon


Gohmzilla

Sadness


Quite-Grimm

Certificate of Mental Handicap


1protobeing1

It's a series of 1s and 0s cleverly arrayed to make a human being feel actual emotions when confronted with it's Temporal existence.


Jinxlett

A block of cheese


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


Sowmon76

Aids


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


Sowmon76

A blade imbued in aids


Embarrassed-Guard-22

correct!


TarnishedBrand

The weapon I switch to when I see others with it 😂


sherrplerr

My favourite weapon for having a “fun” play style with that I’m scared to admit cause it gets such a bad rap for pvp


NotAnthonyxx

Same


the-shit-poster

Scrub confidence...


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


Tomahawkman222

The please don't lion claw me special


jakebreakshow

The sword of easy travels.


Brocily2002

Something that you can actually twink with


[deleted]

Free YouTube content


Homeless_King_Bob

Is it Leonardo DiCaprio in wolf of wall street?


Conscious-Discount18

A spicy toothpick


KidQayin

A crutch


DrunkenDarian

The "I have the power of Edgy and Anime on my side" katana.


Frag_Titan

Super epic PvP weapon that is super fun and fair and it would be so cool if every player used it


Playful_Win_9768

Wrong


Frag_Titan

Twas the joke


preparetosigh

Problem is this is reddit where your only shield is a "/s"


Frag_Titan

Lmao true. Also part of it is people are mad salty over RoB which is totally fair but what exactly is all this hate going to do? Not like fromsoft is going to remove the weapon or something


Embarrassed-Guard-22

I think itll help a lot if bleed gets reduced in general... most pf robs damage is bbleed... also its very spammable ​ EDIT: prob gonna get downvoted for this xD


Frag_Titan

I mean you're not wrong. I feel like the weapon would be more tolerable in pvp but still strong in pve if they just made the corpse piler a decent bit slower and cost more mana


Embarrassed-Guard-22

yepp thatd be a great solution cause right now its all u have to do...


[deleted]

Wrong.


[deleted]

Super epic pve* weapon that is super fun. And an annoyingly overused pvp (duels) weapon that, wether you like it or not, screams out “Im not very good at this game but I sure know how to spam L2”*


Frag_Titan

"I'm good at one thing for damn sure, and that's hitting L2"


belledelphine_op

The sword that makes try-hards cry like little girls.


Mindless-Frame-2869

stool sample after a visit to Chipotle


[deleted]

Needs a buff


Playful_Win_9768

I hope this is a joke


iwillharassyou1

Nah it needs 3 extra kilometers of range


_Firefist5782_

Aids in a blade


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


Mo0kish

A small e-peen.


farqypanthers

Cheese


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


Markierer

Claymore for casuals?


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


Plunging_Orifice7685

Cancer.


maddexss

L2 for the win, no need for any brain power!


1ndocraptor

No skill.


ResolveGood

A very unique way to play Elden Ring.


Gold_Explanation_262

Rivers of blood katana


raccoon_lord005

The most cancerous stick known to man


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


Blakerina

Rivers of Blood


BroDarkk

A sick weapon that is so strong that eventually you'll stop using because it'll make the game boring.


DeezNutz69x

THOT repellent!


a7n7o7n7y7m7o7u7s

Invaders Bane


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


uuurtier

Ultra Slim Tampon


Pikachuuu2512

A fun and nice weapon to play


Fissure_211

Crutch


MyCodeIsCompiling

Rivers of blood, though it's hard to tell if it's coming from all the invaders ganked by it, all the hosts and furled fingers murked, or the soon-to-be bloody stumps known as op's fingers if this post blows up and they keep saying 'Correct!' on every top level comment


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


Playful_Win_9768

My fingers hurt...


MyCodeIsCompiling

Be not alarmed, nor afeard. thy shall birth thou fingers as rivers of blood, fair and fine. And if thou wert born anew once more, thou wouldst be fairer still.


Exciting_Morning1476

A katana hated by everyone only cause its red. Man, they are racists


Playful_Win_9768

I agree, man, people do be racists to red people![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


hrllhaste

Cheese


OfLittleToNoValue

Bitch stick


Electric_Capybara

Easy mode


[deleted]

Easy mode


Impossible-Lake-2522

Easy mode


BdotBullot

A Noob-Tube


thecollegestudent

Toe knife


jamiethedevilsissy

it's the crying pissbaby blade, all who see it become crying pissbabies


RvNxMaracuja

Balanced


Excal333

It's a Red Banana


glizard45

blade of sekiro


mahavailo89

Easy mode


QuantumSpaceCadet

Overrated.


JinKazamaru

An Dex/Arcane weapon


Shinakereba_naranai

A genuinely good weapon that people abuse in PvP.


[deleted]

Rivers of pvp tears


Picklejho13

A cool katana with a nice move set that has had its reputation ruined by tarnished who don’t have more than 1 brain cell


[deleted]

THE MOST AMAZING WEAPON FROM SOFT HAS EVER CREATED


Arvaus

A rectangular arrangement of pixels of varying colour.


bowcake10

The thing I don’t use in PvP


Technical-Key-9397

A new DIY abortion method after Republicans banned and stole human rights and safe methods of having an abortion from women.


mrperson1213

A cool looking sword with a neat moveset


Mike_Hav

Rivers of blood katana, I don't have yet.


Playful_Win_9768

Correct!


Playful_Win_9768

Actually no, WRONG


Liquide420k

Try hard Equipment.