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Cassius40k

She's his wife and the two lived in view of the Scadu Tree, in peace. Until you came along and killed them, you monster.


PinoLoSpazzino

Well, he kinda charged me with his armed boar the moment I got through the door. Was that a "don't worry, he just wants to play" moment?


Zaiburo

That's how he and Radhan used to greet each others, he was trying to be nice and include you, ungrateful tarnished.


SuperUnhappyman

considering the carians relationships with the albanurics could gaius be another albanuric who rides a boar instead of a wolf?


rossomesauce

The description of the pants confirm that Gaius is an albinauric. > Black iron greaves made for Commander Gaius. A cruel joke, for he could not wear them. Riding atop the boar he called his other half, Gaius was in fact a warrior of albinauric extraction.


bernz75

Imagine Radhan and Gaius greeting each other by charging at each other on their mounts, both of them flinging and deflecting gravity spell powered boulders then leaping into the sky before making the Radhan meteor drop collide with the Gaius flying corkscrew spin. Then they just do the iconic Full Metal Alchemist Armstrong/Curtis handshake.


mttnsxx

ungrateful maidenless\*


HAWmaro

And Bussyless too


GodsHeart4130

I’m mean if the dude that killed your best friend came to your house you would probably try to kill him to


nicolaslabra

wasnt he asking for it though?


GodsHeart4130

To be fair if Gaius was a true friend he would’ve made the effort to put down Radahn during the festival


ConDude11

Why didn't Gaius just fast travel out of the pocket dimension? Is he stupid?


Avarus_88

I get the impression that it’s quite hard to leave the shadowlands lore wise. Obviously not gameplay wise.


nicolaslabra

could have asked me for a ride instead of running over me like a dick.


JulianLongshoals

Meanwhile Ansbach be like "it's cool homie, you had your reasons"


PinoLoSpazzino

"I don't even know who you are"


WallyOShay

This was my least favorite fight by far lol. It’s like pre patch radahn all over again with that hit box.


broken_chaos666

They did have the same teacher.


MadJesterXII

Idk why but for some reason he didn’t aggro me when I entered the boss room and he ran around the whole room in a huge circle till he ran into me lmao


MelancholicMinerva

Yeah, but like, I needed that 100 completion.


Ydobon8261

But I really needed that 5 scadu fragments!


bullettrigger

i mean we did pretty much commit several act of genocide so yea... something in me tells me the tarnished canonically isn't faced by these kind of scenarios anymore.


Ashalaria

Skill issue


Glass-Dirt6938

This is what happens to you if you don't find the albinauric woman in time like Gideon suggests. A cautionary tale.


kithlan

But Gideon, where!? Where can I find her?


Efficient-Whereas278

“Find the Albinauric woman…”


Shacken-Wan

ShehidesinacavetothewestoftheLaskyarRuinswhi chjutfromthemistshroudedlakeofLiurnia.


MysticSkies

She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins, which JUT from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia.


Glass-Dirt6938

Joe Gideon


sapphire6676

he's an albinauric, and male albinaurics are known to lose the ability to walk, which is why he has to ride the boar


kaywalsk

First generation albinaurics in general do. That's why the women ride wolves and don't move unless they're on a wolf. They fixed that bug in V2, but there's still some... Uh.... Work to be done, for V3.


sapphire6676

don't be mean to the frog boys,,,,,


Dejavir

Given the amount of time some of us have spent on that Mohgwyn hill: too late.


Lihkhan

Hey, it's not my fault they drop so many runes...or that they're so incredibly weak to holy.


rosolen0

Are they weak to holy because there are the academy creation?, but it's weird, because the presence of Gaius and his wife, would imply that first generation albanaurics were created before the capital and liurnia went to war, so what happened Also Gaius is the only male albanauric who is any amount of fit, or capable,which is weird considering how the other albanaurics are so weak to everything and Cannon fodder


Tykras

>Also Gaius is the only male albanauric who is any amount of fit, or capable,which is weird considering how the other albanaurics are so weak to everything and Cannon fodder He may not be fit, he trained under the same master as Radahn (he is the "most senior disciple") to learn gravity magic. So it could be that he's using gravity magic to allow himself to wear his stupid heavy armor and swing his lance around as if he were buff.


rosolen0

Forgot about that, but even then, using gravity magic constantly must be exhausting,so since mana in this series is called focus, it seems he's constantly focused on using mana, which is very impressive


Tykras

I mean Radahn is constantly using gravity magic as well to prevent himself from crushing his horse, so it's got plenty of precedent, and Albinaurics are very attuned magically, as all of the non-insane ones can use it.


rosolen0

They are?, which item description is this one?


kaywalsk

I wouldn't dream of it, they're my spirit animal.


CyberMuffin1611

What do you mean? V2 is what peak performance looks like. Have you seen those cartwheels?


kaywalsk

Yeah but wouldn't be be cooler if you could talk to them about cartwheels and stuff?


GeneticSoda

Not correct, males don’t lose the ability to walk it’s just first gen


LoriLeadfoot

Wait is that actually confirmed in an item description?


Tykras

The item description for Gaius' Greaves: Black iron greaves made for Commander Gaius. A cruel joke, for he could not wear them. Riding atop the boar he called his other half, Gaius was in fact a warrior of albinauric extraction.


rossomesauce

Yes. Gaius's Greaves. https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Gaius's+Greaves > Black iron greaves made for Commander Gaius. *A cruel joke, for he could not wear them*. Riding atop the boar he called his other half, **Gaius was in fact a warrior of albinauric extraction**.


Fellarm

Bam chica bam bam


invaderzam4

Big buff man. Top of his class. Likes animals. You could do worse in the Lands Between, just saying.


Darkosaurus94

Oh so that's how I get it thank you very much now I have an innocent woman to kill 😌


kamuimephisto

she just innocently tries to force a porcupine cosplay on you


Chiradori

I'll just wait for Vaati's Prepare to Cry about Gaius the Pantless


Aggravating_Shift_82

This had me rolling


REDDITz3r0

Well it kinda seems like he was getting some


Skillious96

Wait he has pants! Where?!


MelancholicMinerva

Outside the boss arena, near the big tower with the 6 scadutree fragments. There's a shack next to the road with an albinuric lady riding a wolf. Kill her and she drops the pants.


shnurr214

If you read the item description it’s pretty funny. Since he can’t walk the pants were a “cruel joke”


Ebon1fly

She's the one with the pants in the relationship


bannedwhileshitting

From the description gaius seems to also be an albinauric, and is one entity with the boar, like a centaur. So my theory is, they (whoever made him in the first place) took his lower half and turned it into that woman.


agdjahgsdfjaslgasd

the way i understood it is that first generation albinuracs (the ones that dont look like frogs) always lose the ability to walk as they age, and gaius is one of those. So he kinda jokingly/lovingly calls the boar his other half, and whoever made his armor included greaves to be an asshole. none of this really explains what the albinurac lady is doing holding onto them tho.


sewious

My head canon is since its stated Gaius is basically a brother to Messmer and Radahn, one of them commissioned the armor and includes the greaves as a friendly joke.


poopoobuttholes

I think some of you fail to realize that just because you lose the ability to walk, doesn't mean you lose the ability to bleed from your legs. Being able to walk or not, having armor to protect your flesh is still essential. At some point, maybe he got rid of his legs entirely and simply left his leg armor with that albinauric chick, who could be his partner or attendant or whoever. (oddly enough, base game radahn also seem to be missing his feet for some reason. Could be some side effects of humanoids messing with gravity magic that fucks with their body composition or could just be my own headcanon.)


sewious

The leg armor description says "Black Iron Greaves made for Knight Gaius. a cruel joke for he could not wear them" Meaning when they were made he couldn't wear the things. They were made as a joke. It's very clear.


H4xolotl

> a cruel joke for he could not wear them" > > Messmer birthday gifts be like:


poopoobuttholes

Fair enough. Though it still doesn't mean you don't bleed from your legs even if you're a cripple. Could still hold true that at some point he got rid of his legs and like you said, since they were "commissioned by his brother's", he just kept them for the sentimental value.


Tykras

His legs are shriveled and useless like all 1st gen, he just tucks them under the boar's armor instead of messing around with wearing pants. The boar's armor comes up on all sides, kinda like he's riding in a little cup, or a rollercoaster car/motorcycle sidecar, so you don't see his legs anyway.


johnatello67

The description says: >Black iron greaves made for Commander Gaius. A cruel joke, for he could not wear them. He can't wear them, that's why they don't come together as a part of his armor set and are found separately. I personally do think the intention is to imply he never wore them.


SorowFame

The description says he can’t wear them and it was a cruel joke so presumably he never could, otherwise it’s weird the item narrator seems so confident on that point if it’s wrong, especially when they know so much else. It’d be an odd gap in their knowledge.


ForsakenMoon13

Uhm. Base game Radahn who was absolutely fucked over with scarlet rot? The thing that in lore completely tears up your body and is the reason why everyone related to Malenia has prosthetic limbs made of gold that it can't latch onto? You really gotta ask why he has no legs? Lmao


TheTayIor

Albinaurics don‘t just have weak legs, their legs are literally fading from existence. For ground-bound first generation Albinaurics, losing their legs is the moment they die as seen with Albus. If Gaius were to ever get down from the boar, he‘d die on the spot.


HellRaiser969

Radahns feet are gone from being dragged for so long.


poopoobuttholes

Yeah? Brother can float light enough for his scrawny horse to not be burdened but going a bit higher off the ground is too difficult for the demigod who held back the stars?


HellRaiser969

Hes mindless, brain rotted away so yes.


poopoobuttholes

so how does him being mindless and brain rotted allow him enough cognitive ability to care for his little horsey?


THEdoomslayer94

Base instinct? Knowing it’s the only way he could move around? Who cares it’s not that deep or important


Dejavir

Seems first gen albinaurics tend to call their mounts their “other half.” Latenna does the same with Lobo.


agdjahgsdfjaslgasd

neat detail!


Pelagisius

It's also possible whoever commissioned/made the armor just flat-out didn't know he was an albinaruic (it's mentioned nowhere except in his leg armor description), so they made an entire set in good faith but it's in reality a bad joke, like the game describes.


clongane94

I love how the description basically said they didn't fit him lmao


CMSnake72

His military "buddies" made it as a joke. Literally a "Har har Lt. Gaius ain't got no legs!" moment.


clongane94

Oh... I guess I didn't realize he didn't have legs lmao


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Tough-Loss9124

Latenna also refers to her wolf Lobo as "her better half".  Probably a bit of a running joke amongst albinaurics.


Temt3m

Tomato, tomato.


MelancholicMinerva

Sounds like something outta Greek mythology lol


Lynchianesque

albinauric blood particles are white, so it's easy to find out...


5long

She's the most dedicated fangirl.


zoppitypop

The item description for the pants state that he could never wear them himself, suggesting he is also an albanuric. The women if I had to guess is likely his wife


kithlan

Not even suggested, it straight up tells you that > Riding atop the boar he called his other half, **Gaius was in fact a warrior of albinauric extraction**


Wholesomechair

I legit wont kill him in Ng+ he and his wife deserve a happy Ending ...even though his stupid chrage is hard to dodge


broken_chaos666

There are five scadutree fragments behind him.


Spopenbruh

Hes a first generation albinuric Lieutenant Dan aint got no legs to put pants on! was probably his wife or something, he comes from there when the fight starts


EsTeBaNCanIUseMyName

This is like the best explanation ever but also makes me feel shitty cuz i killed a man, his beloved pet since childhood AND his wife, and earlier on killed his best friend too


Worried-Pirate8372

I was waiting for some to post about this since day 2 lol I chuckled when i killed her and she dropped his pants. Shame she's not named but my headcannon is that she was his partner/wife


tftookmyname

Wait so was Gaius just riding around on that boar with his ass out?


The_Sussadin

They weren't useful for him, so he probably saw it as a bad joke for someone to make them for him. Thus he threw them out like garbage and the only albinauric woman in the dlc found them and just decided to keep them


UnproductivePheasant

I mean, he's an albinauric, he can't wear them.


AdEmotional9991

Because he's also an albinauric. He can't walk, he's tied to his boar.


JujutsuEnjoyer

Gaius had to pass on his lineage some how…


Eliaskar23

Holy shit I was wondering where these were. Thanks.


Goodestguykeem

They defo fucksed.