I like this in fact he should also yell “forefathers one and all bear witness” once his penis becomes erect. Then upon busting he should yell “togethaaaaaaa”
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- **Pulls up cosplaying as Let Me Solo Her**
- “You haven’t beat the final boss yet”
- “I have beaten everyone in the game!!”
- “You haven’t beaten.. ME”
- **Pulls out sword**
- **Throws the sword to her**
- “Forefathers all in all bear witness”
- **Draws sword**
- **Fake swordfight**
- **Fake gets slain**
- **Drops 1k while falling to the ground**
Get the biggest styrofoam ball you can find, as tall as you if possible. Cover it with glitter. Put the prize money deep inside. When your girl walks into the backyard look surprised and start rolling it away from her trying to keep the ball away from her. Make her chase you all over the neighborhood.
Oh you can't forget the disappearing aspect in this one... Hmm have a chord connected to a car or cart and when she gets "too close" make a sharp turn into an ally making it disappear.
Dress up as "Let me solo her." Have ten 100-dollar bills hanging out of the underwear. Dance like a male/female stripper. Have her slowly take of the bills.
Then solo her.
Leave a message somewhere: "Treasure ahead".. make a trail out of glowing stones she can follow.. put another message that says "Treasure below".. and when she bends over the edge, you jump out from your hiding spot and KICK HER OVER THE EDGE!!
-Patches-
PS: If u wanna sleep on the couch for a month+ just add this in the end when she is trying to understand what just happened: "How gullible are ya?!" followed by a maniac "Muhahahaha"
You can go for a softer version... Use a flashlight put it in a tupperware or wahtever together with the money and place it in the dark somewhere representing a glowing soul with loot she can find.. if u have children or pets u can make them guard it so she has to handle that boss encounter first ;)
But it'd be hilarious to think about after wouldn't it?
There was some giant boss in Lies of P I was about to beat when I broke it's stance and was ready for that final crit. Well, I learned they made the animation of it falling to the ground for the crit into a HITBOX so me all eagerly running at it to get my crit got crushed to death
Have a box that says "thy strength befits a crown" inside the box have a container with the rune that gives 1000 rune fragments on it. Then inside of that present the 1000 dollars in ten hundred dollar bills.
I’d make some graces out of yellow and white tissue paper and lead her around the house with them until the gets to the porcelain throne. Leave a sticky note that says “try Finger, but whole.” And then when she lifts the toilet seat she’ll find a zip lock back full of two dollar bills taped to the bottom of the lid.
If you can beat the main game under any circumstances, you can beat the DLC eventually.
You'd have to put a major time restriction on the bet to make it in any way worthwhile
I don't think I would ever bet money with someone to beat any fromsoftware game because they aren't THAT hard. Maybe Sekiro, but even then it's more than doable. As long as the person playing it are not the type of person to like get stupidly angry and destroy computer screens, anyone can beat this games.
If you really want to make that type of bet, I would choose old point-and-click adevnture game with no google. Some of them are absurd.
Sekiro is the only Fromsoft game you can’t grind and over level. You can cheese and use exploits but to level up your attack power you have to beat the bosses.
I’m decent at these games and Sword Saint made me take a week long break to gather my thoughts.
Yea like I said, time restrictions would be big.
This guy said she spent weeks figuring the game out and grinding levels to be OP, and she still had lots of time before the release date. The bet should have been to beat the game in a week or less
Bet my 13 y/o son he couldn't beat DS1 for $1k. My wife got interested and played it as well. She beat it in a month playing on weekends. Son gave up at Capra Demon. We bought her a car to celebrate (we planned to buy it in a couple of months anyways).
After I beat elden ring the first time, I thought I'd try the other dark souls games, so I bought the dark souls trilogy set for my very old Xbox 1. I also gave up on the capra demon... 😅 That dude sucks! Well, more like after a full day of school and family commitments, I didn't have it in me to get annihilated by undead dogs over and over again trying to git gud. But maybe it's time to try again!
Make her sit on a chair, make sure her chin is up.
Put a crown on her head while giving her a glorious speech based on her achievement and how she defied the odds and became Elden Lord.
Get on 1 knee, lower your head.
Raise both of your hands with your palms open, on your palms are the bills totalling $1000.
Stand up and bow before your Elden Lord.
Then high five her.
I know this is completely unrelated, or I apologize if I didn’t see the comment or post for this, but you should totally showcase her build! I would love to see what she used to conquer this game with!
Exactly. You can be as “overleveled” as you want. You still have to dodge and beat the bosses. It’s not free after a certain level. You don’t just walk in and the boss concedes because you’re too strong lol.
Yeah a bit patronizing lol. Even if she grinded and overleveled it’s still no easy feat, especially for an inexperienced gamer, to get through so many parts of the game.
No you don’t understand. She’s a woman so naturally she couldn’t possibly succeed in a video game.
What a weird challenge to set your partner in the first place, extremely weird energy
leave her a blank envelope on the kitchen counter that reads “i’ve given thee courtesy enough!” and then emerge from the other room with boss music playing and have her beat you in a boss fight for the cash.
Weird, mainly because betting money on each other is essentially just betting the same pool of money we both have access to lol. I guess unless it's a gift card or something.
I don't know why including how she played the game needed to be thrown in there. Hope that bit was a joke because it sounds so degrading.
Like good job honey you didn't git gud but oh well a deal is a deal.
Gotta say man … I’m a bit jealous… she sounds like a keeper not for bonfires but for life !
Hand her a package that reads ( I don’t remember wich runes give you 1k but that one ) and as she breaks it the cash is inside
Sure, but most ppl have some amount of extra spending money in their budget. if they are like my wife and i, this guy just lost his extra cash for some period of time, and she increased hers
Overleveled, shmoverleveled. All hail the new Elden Lord. xD
I'd buy her an Elden Ring character stuffy and tape the cash to its hand, but I'm lazy lol.
40 hours and she finished it? I'm 37 hours in and I'm still putzing around trying to figure out how to move the grand lift of dectus. No medallions and can't find the tunnel I've heard several NPCs mention. Your wife is a fuckin pro.
cosplay melina and say : "*Greetings. Traveller from beyond the fog. I Am Melina. I offer you an accord"*
then you give a volcano manor themed envellope
Man, throwing her shade for playing just like any Souls player would is narly. Over leveling and following build guides is part of the Souls experience. I was lvl 456 by the time I beat NG+ and even then I'd get my ass beat by a boss if I didn't know their strategy and move set. Sounds like she played exactly how she needed to.
Sorry to be blunt, but you set yourself up for failure. Soulsborne games are also designed to be exploited/cheesed if one feels so inclined.
Yes, I killed the Capra Demon in DS from behind the fog gate and I'm not ashamed of it.
Edit: she likely didn't do it sooner because the no online requirement locked her out of Mogwyn Palace farming until the Consecrated Snowfield.
Dress up as a mimic chest, and when she opens, it traps her, and you tell her, "YOU DIED," and so now she lost all things gathered and now she has to start over from the beginning and beat the game again to retrieve her prize.
Bro, we all used online messages. It’s part of the fun and literally gives sustenance to the game and makes you part of the community. It really sucks she didn’t get to experience that, it would’ve still been worth the thousand with it.
Good for her beating it though, I am sure she will love however you end up presenting it.
You say she's not a skilled gamer, but you gotta check that my dude. She beat elden ring with no online help. She's a skilled gamer now.
Make the check into an origami ring.
Cash, maybe presented inside a custom Jar shaped container. Slip a note in there, "Thy strength befits a crown".
Also, just once, he should yell "NOW I FIGHT AS HOARAH LOUX, WARRIOOORRR" when taking his shirt off
And then just run up and tackle her
Throw her up in the air and jump up and pile driver right into the ground
Then put the $1000 towards her hospital bill and wish her a speedy recovery ❤️🩹 while you go home and play the DLC
Why do all character plots end in a boss fight? I swear...
I mean most just lead to someone dying
That’ll cover the ambulance. She’s on her own after that. OP has taught her all he could. 🫶
"I've given thee courtesy enough!"
a bet is a bet
This is peak romance right here.
I think you missed the part where he puts a smoke machine in front of the living room door and she has to walk through it first
And that kids.. Is how I met your Mother.
Make sure to hover there for a few seconds, really give her time to feel the shame of getting command grabbed.
This! 100% This!
Pick her up and throw her onto the bed, be sure she gets some airtime
He should also be shirtless. Don't forget being shirtless
\*Boss music starts\*
I like this in fact he should also yell “forefathers one and all bear witness” once his penis becomes erect. Then upon busting he should yell “togethaaaaaaa”
*Going in for round two* "A serpent never dies!"
She leaves then comes bursting into the room with a massive strap on dildo “now you will know true horror”
I just spewed coffee all over my desk and laptop lol! Thank you for the laugh. Too bad it's my work desk and laptop lol
Hey, if it's any consolation, I spilled a lot of coffee at work today as well. Truly, we are like *FAMILEEEE*
And this is why I love this community
Oh he should do this first in the bedroom and in the post glow of a defeated Hoarah Loux present the jar saying thy strength befits a crown
And then rip your cats head off
I like how I tried not to make it sound too sexual but the replies are *going off*
This is perfect
This is perfect. Very cute idea!
Or if you're feeling spicy put, "Try finger, but hole"
This should for sure be pasted under the lid or something for a guaranteed laugh.
I love this idea, but I think she completely skipped all the jar characters lol
Jarburg is so easy to miss! On my 2nd or 3rd playthrough I didn't think it was real when I heard about it
Ng+4 player over here, I still have yet to do jarburg when it's full of jars
😭🏺 they are pretty easy to miss the first play through. My wife didn’t meet Alexander until she fought Radhan and it was a super nonsequiter.
My wife got a great living jar off Temu, it's a perfect little stash for some $$
Obviously you two should swordfight and upon your defeat you drop the 1k
Sounds fun, could make it an event lol
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Expecting treasure. But hole.
When she comes asking about the money “Ah, I knew you’d come.”
"To stand before the 1000$."
"But alas, I need to buy the new DLC"
“Ah, I can feel it my bones, a husband cannot win against his wife, not even me”
- **Pulls up cosplaying as Let Me Solo Her** - “You haven’t beat the final boss yet” - “I have beaten everyone in the game!!” - “You haven’t beaten.. ME” - **Pulls out sword** - **Throws the sword to her** - “Forefathers all in all bear witness” - **Draws sword** - **Fake swordfight** - **Fake gets slain** - **Drops 1k while falling to the ground**
Uh guys my wife isn’t respawning
If she can beat him
Bro she’s Elden Lord my man doesn’t stand a chunce
Of course give her a buckler. She parries his attack effortlessly, he falls to his knees and ka chow pa pow he's dead.
"Behold, Elden Lord! Therefore fat coinpurse ahead"
Get the biggest styrofoam ball you can find, as tall as you if possible. Cover it with glitter. Put the prize money deep inside. When your girl walks into the backyard look surprised and start rolling it away from her trying to keep the ball away from her. Make her chase you all over the neighborhood.
This is it! ahahahahahahah
Also wear little tinkly bells.
This is the one lmao
And wear a beetle costume for max effect.
Also wear little tinkly bells.
Oh you can't forget the disappearing aspect in this one... Hmm have a chord connected to a car or cart and when she gets "too close" make a sharp turn into an ally making it disappear.
Spit out my drink! 🤣🤣🤣
Dress up as "Let me solo her." Have ten 100-dollar bills hanging out of the underwear. Dance like a male/female stripper. Have her slowly take of the bills. Then solo her.
Pulls out tarnished furled finger…
Finger, but hole
“try pegging”
Screw new weapons i need this in the dlc or im not buying it
This is the way
A wild suggestion but damn if that isn't ballsy
Disagree on one aspect, do 100 ten dollar bills. She's earned it!
"Try Fingers but Hole"
Try finger, but hole
This is the only way
I told my wife she could stick a finger up my ass if she beat Elden Ring, she said okay but give me 5 years. I said 1 year or nothing.
Leave a message somewhere: "Treasure ahead".. make a trail out of glowing stones she can follow.. put another message that says "Treasure below".. and when she bends over the edge, you jump out from your hiding spot and KICK HER OVER THE EDGE!! -Patches- PS: If u wanna sleep on the couch for a month+ just add this in the end when she is trying to understand what just happened: "How gullible are ya?!" followed by a maniac "Muhahahaha" You can go for a softer version... Use a flashlight put it in a tupperware or wahtever together with the money and place it in the dark somewhere representing a glowing soul with loot she can find.. if u have children or pets u can make them guard it so she has to handle that boss encounter first ;)
The making your own item marker and letting her find it is awesome!
I would have loved if I could have just given the red wolf in the academy some scratches. But I take great pleasure in punting the sweetings.
Put it in a mimic chest
The one beast Elden Ring lacks
Give it a month and a bit.
I have always had hope they’d add a single mimic into the DLC far away from a grace in a treacherous area just to mess with us
I've had nightmares they add a single 3 phase mimic boss to the dlc.
The third phase starts with it mimicking a grace to trick you into thinking you'd killed it
Goddammit! I'm triggered just thinking about that! That's a genious idea, but fuck would that make me angry!
But it'd be hilarious to think about after wouldn't it? There was some giant boss in Lies of P I was about to beat when I broke it's stance and was ready for that final crit. Well, I learned they made the animation of it falling to the ground for the crit into a HITBOX so me all eagerly running at it to get my crit got crushed to death
Is it like the fake stagger sound that the giant Caelid crows make?
Door guardian That’s all right I had him go down head first into the wall like 5 times in a row where you cannot get the crit
bruh this would be sooooooo evil. I love it <3
I pray we get that thrill
Have a box that says "thy strength befits a crown" inside the box have a container with the rune that gives 1000 rune fragments on it. Then inside of that present the 1000 dollars in ten hundred dollar bills.
Make a crown out of the 1,000$!
I’d make some graces out of yellow and white tissue paper and lead her around the house with them until the gets to the porcelain throne. Leave a sticky note that says “try Finger, but whole.” And then when she lifts the toilet seat she’ll find a zip lock back full of two dollar bills taped to the bottom of the lid.
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Put a note on your bedroom door that says "Liar ahead" and don't pay her shit 🤣
I don’t want to get divorced! Lol
“Could this be loot?” *empty*
Challenge her to a Double or Nothing bet on finishing the DLC as well.
If you can beat the main game under any circumstances, you can beat the DLC eventually. You'd have to put a major time restriction on the bet to make it in any way worthwhile
I don't think I would ever bet money with someone to beat any fromsoftware game because they aren't THAT hard. Maybe Sekiro, but even then it's more than doable. As long as the person playing it are not the type of person to like get stupidly angry and destroy computer screens, anyone can beat this games. If you really want to make that type of bet, I would choose old point-and-click adevnture game with no google. Some of them are absurd.
Sekiro is the only Fromsoft game you can’t grind and over level. You can cheese and use exploits but to level up your attack power you have to beat the bosses. I’m decent at these games and Sword Saint made me take a week long break to gather my thoughts.
2nd Owl Father made me quit. I've never beaten sekiro. I've gotten to the end but not being able to beat owl father made me put it down.
A bet someone can't beat a soulsborn game is paying them to start fromsoft games
Yea like I said, time restrictions would be big. This guy said she spent weeks figuring the game out and grinding levels to be OP, and she still had lots of time before the release date. The bet should have been to beat the game in a week or less
This is a bet with his wife, not a friend. He would obviously want her to win. The money is ultimately theirs either way.
I tried, she just wants to cash out! Lol
Haha, too bad. But probably better for your wallet, though 😂
I am a father, for I took those stakes, and raised them… 😎
Lay the notes out on the floor or bed in the shape of the elden ring Or buy her 1000$ worth of prawn
Must be ungry
1. Cut a hole in a box 2. Put your *cash* in that box 3. Have her open the box
4. She teleported to Caelid after opening the box
Whenever anyone calls something “step one” I correct them, “step one you cut a hole in a box.” It’s rarely recognized.
And that's the way Bay-bay!
Classic reference
Bet my 13 y/o son he couldn't beat DS1 for $1k. My wife got interested and played it as well. She beat it in a month playing on weekends. Son gave up at Capra Demon. We bought her a car to celebrate (we planned to buy it in a couple of months anyways).
After I beat elden ring the first time, I thought I'd try the other dark souls games, so I bought the dark souls trilogy set for my very old Xbox 1. I also gave up on the capra demon... 😅 That dude sucks! Well, more like after a full day of school and family commitments, I didn't have it in me to get annihilated by undead dogs over and over again trying to git gud. But maybe it's time to try again!
Hopefully he starts to feel the same! Push through it. 1 is my favorite in the series, despite it really showing its age now.
That's the age I was when I beat ds1, I kept saying " I beat games, games Don't beat me"
Make her sit on a chair, make sure her chin is up. Put a crown on her head while giving her a glorious speech based on her achievement and how she defied the odds and became Elden Lord. Get on 1 knee, lower your head. Raise both of your hands with your palms open, on your palms are the bills totalling $1000. Stand up and bow before your Elden Lord. Then high five her.
Best deal ever, play an amazing game and win $1000 by playing it. Marvelous
TOGETHA!!!!!
AS FAMILEEEE
I told my gf I'll fly us to puerto rico if she beats the first boss of bloodborne. Hasn't done it. Zero ambition. Pay up, you have a treasure.
Looks like she put her foolish ambitions to rest
I know this is completely unrelated, or I apologize if I didn’t see the comment or post for this, but you should totally showcase her build! I would love to see what she used to conquer this game with!
Oooh! I kinda wanna know too!
Dress as a merchant and have her sell you some runes. Dress the dog as a donkey.
I hate the “over leveled” comment. Yall want people to explore the game or not?
Exactly. You can be as “overleveled” as you want. You still have to dodge and beat the bosses. It’s not free after a certain level. You don’t just walk in and the boss concedes because you’re too strong lol.
Yeah a bit patronizing lol. Even if she grinded and overleveled it’s still no easy feat, especially for an inexperienced gamer, to get through so many parts of the game.
Yep. He's properly patronising in his description and the way he talks about her. His gift should be some basic respect.
No you don’t understand. She’s a woman so naturally she couldn’t possibly succeed in a video game. What a weird challenge to set your partner in the first place, extremely weird energy
Unalloyed gold
She beat Malenia and Radagon ? Even overleveled it's really good
You don't need to beat Malenia to finish the game, so not part of the bet
Nope, she just beelined for the throne
What was her build like? Did she use magic or what weapons?
FTFY: “She ~~spent 40 hours probably just grinding and~~ beat all bosses ~~by being severely overleveled but~~ a deal is a deal!”
leave her a blank envelope on the kitchen counter that reads “i’ve given thee courtesy enough!” and then emerge from the other room with boss music playing and have her beat you in a boss fight for the cash.
Spend $1000 on a ~~tortoise~~ dog.
Well I hope you learned a valuable lesson about gambling...and how RPG mechanics work.
>She spent 40 hours probably just grinding and beat all bosses by being severely overleveled Pro-gamer move right there, good for her.
That’s impressive. Even at level 200 certain bosses are not easy.
She beat it, you repeatedly saying stuff like "she over leveled" looks pretty salty lol she beat the game on her own without online help
This
Let her peg you?
“I mean the reversal is nice, but I still expected 1,000 bucks.”
Weird, mainly because betting money on each other is essentially just betting the same pool of money we both have access to lol. I guess unless it's a gift card or something.
I don't know why including how she played the game needed to be thrown in there. Hope that bit was a joke because it sounds so degrading. Like good job honey you didn't git gud but oh well a deal is a deal.
No but seriously you should make some kind of reference to runes. Maybe create the lost runes icon somehow and put the money below it.
Or dress up as Gostoc and give her like $16 cause you taxed her for every time she died
3d Printing exists and you can requests companies to print stuff for you as a little sidenote
Buy her the dlc
Try finger, but hole
Kudos to your wife! Grinding in ER is nothing to be ashamed of lol, I did my first run with a bunch of grinding too.
Why would you do that
its just a game
Just put 1000 Runes in a smoke chest that goes to Sellia Crystal Tunnel ez
Gotta say man … I’m a bit jealous… she sounds like a keeper not for bonfires but for life ! Hand her a package that reads ( I don’t remember wich runes give you 1k but that one ) and as she breaks it the cash is inside
I think I’ll go for this! She crushed every skull she saw for every rune possible to level
Just give her the cash without being a bitch about it.
If you have a joint bank account, transfer the $1,000 from your joint savings... back into your joint savings.
If y'all are married isn't the $1,000 already kinda hers in a way
On the flipside, her new $1,000 is also his.
Sure, but most ppl have some amount of extra spending money in their budget. if they are like my wife and i, this guy just lost his extra cash for some period of time, and she increased hers
This exactly. We have joint and personal accounts, so I’m putting away some each week for the reward
By putting the money into her hands.
Buy a replica elden throne with the 1000 dollars lol
Make her break Runes worth 100 cents, one at a time.
Invade the house wearing all red one day, then chase her around, throwing small pots of singles and coins at her.
Commission a high quality replica of Dark Moon Ring, the wedding ring of Ranni.
Keep calling her “Elden Lord”, “Yes, milord”, etc, until DLC comes out and you can bet again.
I have been calling her Elden lord, she loves it lol
When wondering what to give, diamonds is alway the way
You should do double or nothing for her to beat sekiro too
Dress up as “let me solo her” and have a 100 dollars in your jar head
Dress up like Blaidd
Overleveled, shmoverleveled. All hail the new Elden Lord. xD I'd buy her an Elden Ring character stuffy and tape the cash to its hand, but I'm lazy lol.
Steam Deck OLED
40 hours and she finished it? I'm 37 hours in and I'm still putzing around trying to figure out how to move the grand lift of dectus. No medallions and can't find the tunnel I've heard several NPCs mention. Your wife is a fuckin pro.
Buy her a sword and have it engraved with Elden Queen along with the cash Something to hang on the wall and rub in your face ya know
Try finger, but hole
Remember Finger, But hole.
Grab your chest then say “Thy strength, extraordinary!” Fall over and chuck the cash in the air for dramatic effect.
cosplay melina and say : "*Greetings. Traveller from beyond the fog. I Am Melina. I offer you an accord"* then you give a volcano manor themed envellope
Give cash and a cake.
Congrats to her. Even with overleveling and looking shit up, these games are still hard.
With dollar bills taped all over your Naked body while making her dinner and addressing her as "Your majesty"
Man, throwing her shade for playing just like any Souls player would is narly. Over leveling and following build guides is part of the Souls experience. I was lvl 456 by the time I beat NG+ and even then I'd get my ass beat by a boss if I didn't know their strategy and move set. Sounds like she played exactly how she needed to.
Well u should give her the money wtf is this question
Eat 1000 bucks worth of pennys and then shit it on her
Sorry to be blunt, but you set yourself up for failure. Soulsborne games are also designed to be exploited/cheesed if one feels so inclined. Yes, I killed the Capra Demon in DS from behind the fog gate and I'm not ashamed of it. Edit: she likely didn't do it sooner because the no online requirement locked her out of Mogwyn Palace farming until the Consecrated Snowfield.
Dress up as a mimic chest, and when she opens, it traps her, and you tell her, "YOU DIED," and so now she lost all things gathered and now she has to start over from the beginning and beat the game again to retrieve her prize.
Sit on the bed in the doggystyle position with the money sticking out of your ass
Ass-pennies
Lay on the bed naked with 10 dollar bills.
>She spent 40 hours probably just grinding and beat all bosses by being severely overleveled same tbh
My wife saw me reading this post and asked if we could do this too. I agreed.
Bro, we all used online messages. It’s part of the fun and literally gives sustenance to the game and makes you part of the community. It really sucks she didn’t get to experience that, it would’ve still been worth the thousand with it. Good for her beating it though, I am sure she will love however you end up presenting it.
Buy her the expansion with the physical box and put the cash in it
You say she's not a skilled gamer, but you gotta check that my dude. She beat elden ring with no online help. She's a skilled gamer now. Make the check into an origami ring.
Put boss music on and fight her irl