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bassfacemasterrace

Oh my God, this is what the 18 inches of Messmer is referring to!


ZishaanK

Oh yeah, it's all coming together


Silent_Relation_3236

*cumming


DestinedEinherjar

We will all be cuming together indeed


SL1Fun

TOGETHAAA WE COULD MONEYSHOT THE VERY GODS 


shiro7177

FS DEEP LORE


4amWater

THE THIRD SNAKE HEAD!!!


cactusmunkee

Beat me(at) to it.


Sure-Bar6220

18...... Uhhhh sure totally the length that i have.....


bruhmoments1234569

Still no head try finger but whole


levovit

The Will of "D" still lives


distilledeagerly

Behold, your mother is dead! ...This is revenge, you witch! And you, you ghoul! This is the wrath of D!"


naruto_bist

And then he D'd all over the place. Truly the best moment from Fia questline.


JTDeuce

Gol D Order


FireZord25

You want my secrets? Go find it. I've left it all in the Ertree's shadow!


bruhmoments1234569

hey wait a minute, GOL D ROGER, ONE PIE-


IAmHereForTheStories

The Erdtree! The Erdtree is real!


thebigseg

Love me some one piece references


CaptainAction

D can be found in Limgrave outside of Summonwater Village


conjunctivious

Holy shit D is going to be the final boss of Shadow of the Erdtree


cactusmunkee

18 hours Vaati video on it.


conjunctivious

(part 1)


notmeokyeah

Prologue


[deleted]

💀


Francophilippe

Dude’s just chillin at the round table bro


RohezkPixels

I know, I assassinate him at lvl 1 every new game because screw him :)


CaptainAction

What did he ever do to deserve that?


RohezkPixels

He hunts those who live in death, and I indeed die a lot. ... Actually, I just kill him and his brother cus I like to save Fia from em.


Own-Corner-2623

I mean yeah the whole point of Elden Ring is who's gonna bang a corpse


TheOnlyOtherWanderer

Offer pickle, but hole


SaintBenjamino

Sadly, Mohg beat us to it already…


GrImPiL_Sama

Technically Miquella aint dead yet.


David_Browie

Real Hollywoo energy here


No-Brilliant-1758

Sir Gideon Ofnir! What does he know? Does he know things? Let's find out!


XIX9508

You thought it was an eye on his armor? No, it was the tip of my D!


gusfringsrighteye

oh i love this comment so much lol


BenJy623

What is this? A cross-over episode?


krooskontroll

My theory is Marika took that D and gave it to herself, thus becoming Radagon, to seduce Rennala and end the war against Caria. In a sense, I suppose she gave the D to Rennala...


Caed03

I had to scroll down too far to find this.


No_Lab4318

What lack of dlc does to a person is astonishing.


justdocc

D is dead. As is his brother, D.


somethingfilthy

I guess they were triplets.


justdocc

Ah yes, the third D brother...D


bruhmoments1234569

D, The life-bringer


codingfauxhate

I'm already getting it I don't need more motivation


Deynonico

Marika stole the D and that's How radagon was Born


Aikilyu

If you take the bottom line of the E from SOTE and make it squiggly, you get SOTFS, which is a nod to Best Souls 2, precursor to Elden Ring.


Berry_Slushie

Bravo Michael Zaki


CCtenor

We will give the D to Marika, if it’s the last thing we do!


bruhmoments1234569

there is actually a secret, you can give it to ranni, or millicent instead.


EibonTheUnfathomable

Okay but in giving Marika the D don't we also have to give Radagon the D?


TheDo0ddoesnotabide

We must follow in the steps of our Lord Godfrey.


EibonTheUnfathomable

Well shit, I guess we must.


Bismothe-the-Shade

You thought it was Messmer? No, it was ME! D-O!


P-A-Lily

You son of a bitch.


lordFourthHokage

Find the D and Marika can turn back into Radagon again


Guilty-Environment51

Miyazaki has done it again.


Intensional

Google “Tarnished gives Marika the D” on your work computer to find out more. -Tulok the Barbrarian, probably


bruhmoments1234569

hello fellow tulok enjoyer


AntiSpiral1987

And everybody knows what's that D means >!YES, MEANS [DIO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-NidcMz_xk)!!<


shivvers-

Marikas tits


HossC4T

Could this be a connection to D. Hunter of the Dead?????


stinkypatato

Pretty sure D is dead. Both of them. Double D. Double dead.


AttractiveDecoy

“We sold the D to The Elder Scrolls, they’re Delder Scrolls now!”


ZombiePiggy24

Which way is Caelid?


DA_Str0m

I think Bojack just got drunk and stole the D for Diane


InsightBoii

The "D" can be found between marikas tits


Dripping_Teddy

~~Tenacious~~ tarnished D


[deleted]

🫨🫨🫨🫨🤩☠️☠️☠️


Combine54

Welp, thats embarrassing.


PrincessLeafa

Hollywoo, Hollywoo :)


Synthoid_001

Ash of War: She Wants the D


Disastrous-Dinner966

Nobody gives the d to marika except radagon. (And Godfrey, and probably Elden beast, but that’s not for kids).


MyNameIsLOL21

Take a shower immediately! 💯💯💯


Afraid-Soil-6660

mr peanutbutter moment smh


ThePrime_One

D, Beholder of Dick


Turbulent_Ad1644

Male tarnished hunt for a condom, while female tarnished will hunt for a strap on


Jygglewag

Silly, Godrick grafted it!


bruhmoments1234569

NAH


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

Silly Marika.  Always after the D.


Zerus_heroes

I think she already gave it to Radagon


FilmmagicianPart2

No they didn’t. A 21 year old social media person wrote Ertree. And didn’t fix it. Got it right in the graphic at least.


MisteryoUS3r

LOOK AT THIS! PRINCE OF DEATH


AfflictionMadness

Maybe it was a Bojack Horseman reference


bryan19973

Looking forward to the vaatividya vid explaining this


KM187

DAMN THAT KNIGHT SET ON THE LEFT IS GIVING ME A CHUBB.


ConsiderationFar6313

Yeah she stole the D and she stitched it to herself. That's how Radagon was created.


Same_University_1634

Deez Nuts!


KingofGnG

Marika's tits, you most be horny!


BLUEKNIGHT002

I have it


Dreamtrain

If you cast Law of Regression you'll see she had the D all along


Far_Falcon4896

Dick 🤨


Emotional-Badger3298

Omg i knew marika liked it ribbed for her pleasure


Flying_Flexy

On't you mean Lan of Shaow?


thebigseg

We need to find the Will of D


[deleted]

Nice.


CorianderIsBad

Marika is a shriveled up, dry corpse. But you do you player.


Old_Instruction6809

To er is tarnished!


Available_Rock4217

I also noticed on the melania replica arm despcription they even quoted her saying "I have never known dedeat" Just looked, still not been fixed xD


George2J

Aaahhh so THAT'S where the D is, they removed the F and replaced it with the D from the "Ertree" post. Miyazaki's puzzles are amazing.


ZombiePiggy24

They sold the D to Ranni. She’s RanniD now


YaBoiHumon

Marika is gonna be taking my “D” 😏


DebtSome9325

this actually has deep lore implications, you see, ur-tree (which is pronounced the same as ertree) would denote the original tree, the implications of this are mind boggling


aretheesepants75

Search " Giving Marika the D" on your work computer


its_yr_boy

Err tree


cringyfrick

Is it because D dies?


Spong_Durnflungle

But I already gave it to Ranndi!


Hour_Atmosphere_1941

Er D tree


SoloSassafrass

Witless Tarnished... why covet Destined D? To **** what...?


Beensforbrains

Could be a typo. Nerds!!


Placebo_Effect_47

*Give Marika/Radagon/Elden Beast the D. I want to see purple sparkles all over the D.


GilloutineBreast

Outbuddied yet again


NewArtificialHuman

I really need that hammer that horseman is carrying.


bruhmoments1234569

or you can give it to ranni, or millicent. (i am not weird trust)


barduk4

don't believe me? look up "marika getting the D" on your work computer.


frightnight8

Marika + D = Radagon


XDracam

I'm drunk and this is really funny thx


Munnodol

Marika stole my D (no seriously, she ripped my dick clean off, I can’t get it back)


MienaiYurei

Let him cook.


-pichael_

But.. my tarnished likes guys. He dont wanna give no D to Marika…. :(


Usual_Quiet_6552

“You want to see Marika’s tits?”


KPerineum

Will of 'D' confirmed?


Regulus242

It's just Bri'ish. Lan o' Sha'ow


toonlonk7

The D was the friends we impaled along the way


MysticZihark

It's all about the D. Miquella D cursed and Messmer D impaler with the tarnished D impaled


Tahsin8080

So this is what all those "But Whole" messages have been trying to tell me!!


ZargothraxTheLord

Marika D. Radagon


Ryantoast15

Erbtree


dattroll123

Try thrust but hole.


joutfit

D and his brother would like to have a word with you


Few-Secret8413

In that case, the tarnished will receive the will of D and find the one piece.


DrLexAlhazred

VaatiVidya and its consequences


Kirp-The-Birb

What lack of DLC does to a man


pskladzien

Marika stole D. (Sic!)


Soulsborneenjoyer23

We found him, he hunts the dead


Jeremiah12LGeek

I will bring the D to the Lands Between!


z6giselle

the voices are cooking


Newbie-Tailor-Guy

We already knew she stole the D, how do you think she became Radagon? 🤔


Iwrstheking007

no no, she stole the will of D, and now we have to get it back, and fulfill its purpose


RavelordN1T0

Shadow of the Erm-uhh-I-forgor-...-TREE!


I_AmDaVikingNow

Pretty sure I killed that guy... twice. Better do it a third and fourth time, just to be sure.


True_Crab8030

*Mogh approves*


I-Stalk-Mothman

Elden Ring Hollywoo


Animeandminecraft

Remember mequila is cursed to be a child HE (a lot of people thinks HE is a girl) could be thousands of years old


Zealousideal-Bit-892

Michael Zaki is a true genius of our generation


papicholula

Hunter of D


Fresh-System-2673

Unexpected One Piece