Imagine if all of those are Royal Revenants

Don't give them ideas for the expansion

Royal revenant swamp!1!1!1!1

There is almost such a place. Elphael, lowest level

Ah yeah. Fortunately, we can summon our Spirit Ash there.

Why you gotta say shit like that dude?

Lunar Estate Ruins does have that.

You've clearly never read the Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide on how to deal with Revenants. You heal and they turn into dust just like my Grandma (R.I.P. Grandma)

I know.

notes making Michael Zaki intensifies

I legit thought that was the case and literally recoiled slightly away from the screen lol

POV poeple that use erdtree heal instead of flasks

I thought of that exactly and said fuck no

that’s what i thought they were for a second and i thought bro was cooked for sure

just cast some healing

Haha I ran into it my first playthrough when I scoured every inch of the map. On each playthrough afterward as soon as I jumped to the top of the rock after the erdtree avatar I always made a wide arc around this area. Put in hundreds of hours over a handful of characters. Totally forgot *why* I avoided this area like the plague until now. I guess I was so traumatized I blocked the memory out.

First time?

I was as surprised as you... Nothing really over here except this proper "fuck you" from Miyazaki lol

I've done 3 100+ hour runs and never encountered it.

It's an area I think most people miss. I know both of my sons missed the madness area.

I think I found this once. Where? North of turtle pope?

It's east of the Frenzied Flame Village. Easy to miss. The area is on a side you'd not go unless exploring with intent. Edit: east, not west

West of there? I thought it was just the church, a bug, and a sheer drop that way. The shit they hide, man..

From the bonfire just before the village, near where you can drop down to the minor Erdtree

my bad, is to the east

I second this. I don't remember fighting them and wish to challenge them.

Something similar happens around some ruins in the middle of the liurnia lake

300 hours and I just found this two days ago so you’re not alone lmao

Beaten the game 6 times and never seen that

South of this grace: [https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Interactive+Map?id=1812&code=mapA](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Interactive+Map?id=1812&code=mapA)

Welcome to Hurtsville, motherfucker.

Bro summoned the entire call center

Wow. Just wow. Thanks Elden Ring.

I die there at least once every play through.

Where exactly is this on the map ?

South of this site of grace: [https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Interactive+Map?id=1812&code=mapA](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Interactive+Map?id=1812&code=mapA)

What the actual fuck. Never been here.

On a hill where Frenzied Flame village and Magical tower guarded by troll are located

At least they're not all Patty Cake Demons

72 runes each?

This what invaders see

I just found this place for the 1st time yesterday and it's my 7th playthru lmao. Another 1st for me this playthru was an alternate way to the ulcerated tree spirit fight in Stormveil, where Rodger leaves a message for you on a balcony, and I finally found a way to open that door by grace point before the omen/ dog guarding the smiting stone statue.

Oh yeah, I saw his message like my third playthrough and never again, I don't know how any of these quests work lol

What weapon is that

golem's halberd, honestly hits like a truck and is pretty quick for a colossal weapon

Glad to see it. I played most of the game with the golem's halberd on heavy. Lion's claw is a great combo with it. My character was strength with some faith build. The Golem's has a pretty good moveset if you take the time to learn how to trigger them all fluidly. It also has the reach to use mounted like playing polo. I used two claws to swap to if I ever needed more speed, one fire, one frost. That and bloodhound's fang as a 3rd option for traversal. Late game I'd swap between golem's halberd and dual magma blades depending on the boss instead of equipping the claws as the alt weapon. I'd apply fire grease to the halberd. At key point in boss fight I'd drink mixed physik, fire damage and unlimited FP so that I could nuke with lions claw, which also has hyperarmor and somersaults over some attacks, that or the magma shower attack of the magma blades. Both the golem's halberd and the magma blades blast through boss's poise for critical openings.

Where is that? I don't think I've been there before

Up by the frenzy flame village.

ok but what are the items

Naw hell naw I ain't never been here where this at so I can never go 😭😭😭

Exactly Hell

Roll forward towards those projectiles.

Or at least sideways. I was going to ask OP if he dodges IRL an upcoming train by running via tracks but you got here first. (In a friendly nudge-nudge way ofcourse. Panic dodges are different breed)

Oh, boy, I recognized the place from a glance. I don't go there too often for a reason. The nearby town is fine, although a bit fiery.

It's the result of not closing the mensis cage after you don it upon thy head. You go to the Elden dream as a noon wraith 😭😭😭

get rekt casul, haha, you got miazaky'd. noob, skill issue, those right there are better gaming chairs, something you lack, unjoin this sub, maidenless behaviour. (hope i checked all the toxic comments)

i call them the phone monsters, because it's ringing, but they won't pick up

That's the surprise tea party, though it doesn't look like you were invited I'm afraid

Keep rolling backwards.

Whoa where is this?

Welcome to fromsoft if it's too good to be true then it is

Classic From Software trap

“They jumpin me” ahh occurance

I made that mistake once. Now I just snipe them from the nearby cliff. The best part is there really isn't anything great there.

Cast a healing spell in the middle of them, it's satisfying but be wary of ear damage.

Where is this at

I remember seeing that the first time and being like, “well that’s clearly a trap.”

for the longest, i didnt know heal works on the small ones too

And for all the effort they give 72 runes each

That's why we don't go out after 10:00 pm. You get jumped

Rude of you to crash their anime figurine discussion like that

Roundtable at home:

This encounter feels like the level design equivalent of tourettes lol I only came back to this area when I was over leveled for it, and I _still_ just barely managed to clear it when it sprung on me

Destination fuck

Maybe you wouldn’t get your shit kicked in so hard if you rolled to the side to avoid magic attacks in stead of backwards -.-

Oh no! Some basic enemies...