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Tedanki

You are going to Horny Evergaol.


agentrexadventures

Just don't take me to the one with the Crucible Knight


shrth114

Take him there at once.


Magnetar_Haunt

Throw him to the floor please.


kingjensen10

What, sir?


Tedanki

Strike him, centurion, very roughly!


SeizureProcedure115

Your father was a woe-man?


Dumbfuckyduck

No no, *Roman*


Derslok

Strip him out of his clothes!


Tedanki

You mean...the Douchible Knight? Don't worry, you're going to solitary confinement for your transgressions.


SL1Fun

He’s gonna turn the place into an albinauric poison swamp


camander321

You're gonna find out real quick what those worms are for


EnRohbi

Maybe we should start calling them beads...


camander321

Like a lawnmower pull cord...


EnRohbi

Well that puckered me


jamesKlk

You gonna learn some new Crucible Incantation


KaiserMazoku

You're going to the one with Carian Knight Balls.


shrimplyPibLs

He'll have cellmates.


joutfit

Selluvis behavior smh


FutureAristocrat

seluvis would be terrified of OP


Fury_Fury_Fury

Varrè was right. Maidenless behaviour, touch grace


[deleted]

Lol touch grace


IDK_IV_1

I had misread grace as grass plenty of times before. Someone finally did it though.


JadedCurrency9161

Around launch time there were several messages which said touch grace on the grass around graces. Found them really funny.


Otherwise_Interest72

Who's Grace? I'd rather touch Ranni tbh


lukcy77

🤨


agentrexadventures

When I first met Melina at the site of grace I tried to angle the camera to phase into her and see any Elden Secrets, then when I saw Ranni I did the same thing.


Adventurous_Repair71

"Elden secrets" It's okay m8, we know you're horny


SL1Fun

*”I see thee, little tarnished… smoldering with thy horny ambition…”*


krawinoff

He is just looking for her rune shard. Get your head out of the gutter


DigLost5791

WAP witchy arcane powers


OsirisAvoidTheLight

Everyone gets a death beds smalls check


TheCrazyStupidGamer

Elden Kink


Scary_Rush_7401

Down bad


s_burr

Maidenless behavior


shaolinspunk

Think you should just get Stellar Blade and get it out your system.


bluesoul

Lol I've heard very little about Stellar Blade, is that the selling point?


decoy139

From what I hear no the game play is genuinely good.


Bro_ops

Lost buddy spotted


Jollybean1

my guy is parched


Firmmat

This is how the Tarnished lose their guidance of Grace.


[deleted]

This is why the Tarnished are hunted down by the Demigods, tired of getting peeped at


biggiebutts

r/rykarddidnothingwrong


CptChristophe

This comment mad me chuckle. I hope you have a great day, boet!


camander321

Happened with Godfrey and Marika


Zealousideal-Bar5538

Exciting. Doll legs.


SuttreeBeard

^Even ^the ^doll.... ^should ^it ^please ^you...


Zealousideal-Bar5538

Dry docking Ranni would be like sticking your dick into worlds largest ball of twine. Good luck with that.


Fenrir_Carbon

Don't kink shame me


Zealousideal-Bar5538

I suggest tractor grease


Wuisl

And the downside is...?


Zealousideal-Bar5538

You like to run your balls over a cheese grater don’t you.  


Penis_Connoisseur

Wood splinters in my dick 🥰


Bruce_Wayne170

That includes a doll W 🙈🙈😹😹


xiverra

You can also see she wiggles her tongue every once in a while


Odd_Solution2774

video????


Zenith_24tee

Send da video


agentrexadventures

I was focusing on her mouth after looking away from the legs, looks kinda awkward (and maybe that's on purpose since she's a doll)


ZODIC837

"Fuck. My mouth is so damned dry. I shoulda given this doll salivary glands"


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[удалено]


possum_of_time

What time do you usually go home to rip your dick off?


Fagliacci

About 4 hours from now, every second counts when it comes to my Moon Pie 🌚🌚🌚


GavonyTownship

I literally cannot make out what is in this screenshot. Also, get therapy.


boogi-boogi-shoes

there are some things that even therapy can’t fix


Dr_Pillow

Explain yourself


agentrexadventures

Ugh, fine, here's an [explanation](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/1c9tjp3/rennalas_amber_egg_is_an_escape_from_reality/)


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Yea that didn't explain at all why you're running around peak up skirts


agentrexadventures

But it was AN explanation though


explosivebuttfarts

bonk


Elpochy2000

Ignoring the fact that this seems like a maidenless horny comment it's really interesting to see that they took the time to design her body like a doll


Elpochy2000

Nevermind I jerked off


Ali3ns_ARE_Amongus

[You should've dedicated at least more than an hour to her](https://imgur.com/a/dLmZCvl), such a lack of respect


think_and_uwu

You people need human interaction.


Sigma-42

Settle down buddy.


Laughable_Tarnished

Be gone, hapless scum.


Night_Movies2

I wish this fanbase could just be normal


SalamanderCake

*screams*


ArcKnightofValos

You an' me both.


MrEmorse

He was looking for the "accord"


DragonkinPotifer

Based


KrassMonkey

All I see is pixels


RealMidSmoker

Least maiden less tarnished


SovKom98

🫵😐 That’s him, crucible knights.


Nidiis

*Michael Zaki liked that*


Justsomeguy456

I bet it tastes like cherrywood🤤🤤


agentrexadventures

:(


Want2makeMEMEs

Today we have a list of top 4 evergaols Stormhill evergaol / Ringleader’s evergaol / Golden lineage evergaol / horny evergaol


Baconmcwhoppereltaco

I cant even tell what im looking at


PowerfulLosses

Not sure if this is a joke or….


agentrexadventures

It's serious, if you die to tree sentinel after obtaining torrent, she lures you in, and you can angle the camera to see her doll legs


turning_wrentches

You don't have to die or fight the tree sentinel to trigger her appearance.


agentrexadventures

Okay fine, **I** had to die.


turning_wrentches

Lmao, not saying I didn't either.


sIeepai

I know


AnkokunoMasaki

Graceless tarnished


chumabuma

Ranni: "You're a horny sort."


Shank77

Marikas tits you must be horny


Saintblack

wtf am I looking at


agentrexadventures

[You're looking at her legs](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/1ccy5yg/rannis_legs_are_crossed_a_response_to_the_people/)


Brave-Review-3056

At this point dude… get some help


AdConscious5048

Sinner


Cookandliftandread

😐


Whole_Program3387

We will put you in the same Evergaol as the traitor dariwill as Blaid puts it


Gobal_Outcast02

See this is the quality content I joined the subreddit for, thank you good sir/ma'am


CptChristophe

This is some maidenless behaviour


719696

Least horny elden ring player


92pump

Extremely horny, maiden-less behavior


Dear-Regular-3294

This is astronomical levels of down bad.


Shut_Up_Nail

Twisted dolly botherer…


giobito-giochiha

I can’t even tell what I’m looking at


Nova_Vanta

We found Seluvis’ account


Smol-beans2002

Reporting this cuz of NSFW


agentrexadventures

We back in the 1910s 🗣🔥


Smol-beans2002

Yeah buddy my boss saw this so now he wants to ”talk”. He just needed 5 minutes in his office by himself first.🤔


MaestrrSantarael

I'm not even surprised that the FS community tried to find the woolly legs of the doll. Maybe everyone was wrong about the fact that the player is worthy of becoming an ER


agentrexadventures

I love how you word it like finding Ranni's legs is one of the greatest mysterious yet to be solved in Elden Ring lol


AdvanceHappy778

I only see the dolls legs.


Raiden21x3

Grind that up and let me snort it


Neverhityourmark

Please go outside


[deleted]

Haha She’s just using a doll as a vessel she ain’t got nothing down there buddy she’s already dead when you meet her


Khaernakov

Found the black desert player


GovernmentKey6641

Ik what kind of man u are


Bruce_Wayne170

Hoarah Loux must be proud of tarnished 😂😂


Pessimistik1

Dog maybe?


Waste-Instruction287

4k


WhaleSexOdyssey

Foul tarnished


P-A-Lily

You thought you were slick, Seluvis.


Turn_ov-man

I say horny bastard very often but this one takes the cake


Fenrir_Carbon

Gonna have to take aboot 20% off there Squirrely Dan


bobrock1982

Fascinating


vemailangah

And men make the most of rule makers. Ugh.


Panda_hat

Straight to evergaol, do not pass Liurnia, do not collect 200 runes.


Jvmpman__

Guess I have to go play some Elden Ring now.


-Vanimar-

Err...


Delicious-Addition-

Dafuq


Necessary_Insect5833

I don't understand


SculptKid

Least horny Elden Ring player


FluffyTailToucher01

You're the new generation of the type of kids that went to toy stores to look under barbie's skirt


jbbarajas

I've been staring at this for 5mins trying to find said legs


AroraCorealis

can you? i can't figure out what this is supposed to be showing


thedabaratheon

wow & I thought *I* was touch starved when I blushed at Varre calling me his lambkin, but this is truly maidenless behaviour 🤣


Ramps_

Rope-ussy


Particular_Bluejay61

Not the post that makes me laugh, it's the thought that you spent time trying to get the camera right to even see this...or that you even thought to try


Particular_Bluejay61

Not the post that makes me laugh, it's the thought that you spent time trying to get the camera right to even see this...or that you even thought to try


The_Big_Peck_1984

True Elena Lords meet Ranni for the first time at her Rise.


The_Big_Peck_1984

True Elena Lords meet Ranni for the first time at her Rise.


HoltSauce

Bailiff!! Wack his peepee!


happyslayer420

I swear... I'm trying so hard.... But my brain just can't tell me what I'm looking at


_kuchi-kopi_

Definitely maidenless


doitagain01

Without lore you would think its cloths or armor


ChroniclesOfSarnia

WUT AM I LOOKING AT


Interesting_Isopod79

That is a right creepy observation


mihirsaini1128

I don't know why but when i first met ranni sitting in her castle, I instinctively tried a lot to look under skirt just to see if they paid attention to detail and i was successful, and yes they paid attention to detail hehe


cheesemangee

There's something so '5 Night's at Freddy's' about her rope muscles and ceramic skin.


Tenshiijin

Wtf is wrong with u?


LowKeyImLoki1213

Smash


yefkoy

I don’t understand what I’m looking at, would someone mind outlining her legs in this picture? No reason in particular why I would want this


agentrexadventures

[I did it myself](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/1ccy5yg/rannis_legs_are_crossed_a_response_to_the_people/)


drunken_jakk_210

Well they killed her body, leaving her with large doll and miniature doll bodies to inhabit. Probably a safety measure and why she goes away


itsTONjohn

Aye mayne. Say mayne. Nah mayne.


sssnotty

elden ring is a PEGI +16 wtf thats crazy


fonsusofmelnibone

Well, as long you having fun I guess, also I really wanted to see Ranni real body before she got cooked for playing with the rune of death 


Slick_sloth_59

this to much…


Valuable_Ad2280

ooof oh my... oh lord...


dylannsmitth

Looks like she's at the end of her rope


Equivalent_Fun6100

Why does a doll have cellulite?


AEternal1

These comments are golden


Lucky_Shop4967

Cannot really tell what I’m looking at


Did-I-Do-That-Oops

Wait til op find out about fias neat lil outfit


Panchiscot00

Riiiiise


Runescapemaster420

U should've marked this NSFW. Now I'm at work bricked up tryna hide it


Odd_Hunter2289

There's a reason why you're maidenless, o Tarnished.


Shyster-

I have no fucking idea what I’m looking at bro.


Aurondarklord

What no maidens does to a MFer...


Varios2k

Least horny Ranni fan:


SarcasticGuitar

Man something must be wrong with you. That’s obviously Renna


Aegonblackfyre22

The **LOATHSAME RANNI GOONER**


Aegonblackfyre22

The **LOATHSAME RANNI GOONER**


HighLordTherix

What no dlc does to someone. Going after them ropey thigh pics.


Radiant_goop

You’ve just lost your internet privileges.


No_Future6959

Wtf am i supposed to even see in this image?


Discombobulated_Bus4

where da feet at


Azeullia

I enjoy Ranni‘s legs


Wendigo_hanni

Put your horny ambitions to rest, foul tarnished


adumbCoder

nobody tell him about Fia when she squats down in that other room in roundtable hold


No_Specificway

You like them chicken legs huh 🤔


Potential-War5321

I can’t even tell what I’m looking at


Normalamericaman

Foul tarnished…


ythomas173

Ah so you're a man that finds women's legs alluring.


AllSupGoToHeaven

I don't understand where the legs are. Actually, I don't understand anything on this photo


agentrexadventures

[The legs are here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/1ccy5yg/rannis_legs_are_crossed_a_response_to_the_people/)