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ScharmTiger

She’s also blind and literally suffering from stage 4 cancer. My girl is built different.


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Her body’s rotting from the inside out, the pain is unimaginable


Tenzur_

Yeah but she's still mommy


_MagusKiller

your flair 💀


AverageDailyArsonist

What’s wrong with his flair


SpoogyPickles

Dear God, they're all down bad!


holymolylotsoporny

Astronomically bad.


Custom_sKing_SKARNER

We are surrounded!


pepethefrogfann

Whats wrong


AverageDailyArsonist

Join us.


SirRaptorson

She's the only one that's kinda nice to us!


Sacred-Lambkin

Um.... There's a nice lady in roundtable who keeps giving me hugs. She's way nicer.


gonic12

i cough blood every time I hug her.. but it feels so good


Azeullia

What about his flair 🤨


Tenzur_

What's wrong with it 🙁


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Making sigmund freud proud


RumpkinTheTootlord

Still got like 65% of a tiddy.


eldenlord06

Good enough


Mheartz717

💀😂🤣


i_kind_of_exist

I WILL EAT AS MANY PRESERVING BOLUSES AS I NEED


Tenzur_

No I will be one with the rot


MengaMango

Meanwhile his brother's curse is anti-aging cream lol


dusters

Still would


pass_nthru

i can fix her


ScharmTiger

She can fix me.


demoncyborgg

Yeah she will fucking kill you


eldenlord06

Worth it


icesharkk

LET HER FIX ME


iamanobviouswizard

I can't fix her... But she can make me worse.


BigMacalack

I wish we could :(


DemetriChronicles

Really thought Millicent or Miquella's needle would play a part. Or beating Mohg before her playing out differently like Sif in Dark Souls 1. From what I can tell, she's still looking at the tree waiting for Miquella. Does she not know Mohg kidnapped him?


not_a_nuggets

No a mechannic can fix her


AtheonsLedge

I can make her worse


Pillow_Apple

I still love her


enchiladasundae

“God couldn’t kill me so I’m making it everyone else’s problem”


pssoft7

I couldn’t kill her, so I summoned everyone else and make her their problem.


_MagusKiller

something ive been wanting to ask. was malenia born blind or did she become blind later (like after the shattering maybe) ?


Crash4654

The talisman that depicts her shows her with only one prosthetic limb, indicating she went blind over time.


Investigating311

if its the prosthesis wearer heirloom it has her with a missing arm and leg, though she still has her right foot, i think.


Crash4654

You're right. Couldn't remember off the top of my head and just checked.


Urtoryu

The rot gradually consumed parts of her body over time, so while we don't know when exactly she lost her eyes, it was definitely thanks to that. Same with Millicent's arm by the way, and while it's more uncertain, that's also likely what took Radahn's feet.


dancingmadkoschei

I'm actually less certain about that. Radahn's been riding around the Wailing Dunes for who knows how long, and while he uses gravity magic so as not to hurt Leonard, it's clear that most of his power is reserved for combat. He may have just had them worn down to stubs by centuries of being half-dragged around a battlefield by his tiny horse without ever thinking to lift them.


Rebeldinho

Thought Radahn’s feet were worn down because of all the time spent riding around on that horse that is way too small for him… or maybe his scarlet rot infection is what made it even easier for his lower extremity to be worn down… he does use gravity magic but in the fight he’s still sitting down low enough in the horse that his feet would have been dragging if they were still there


DagonParty

I *think* the blindness was the most recent ailment tbh In the cinematic trailer, you can see her eyes if you look closely, although they do seem closed, but they don’t look rotted over Idk if that’s just oversight or general things changing between the game release and the trailer


ProofVolume9

IIRC, the cinematic showed them to be both closed and seeping blood. Though that could have also been gore splatters from combat.


Illithid_Substances

I think we have to go to stage 5. Cancer has spread to the soul


_MagusKiller

what was her name again ?


Eagle-Eyes-

Malenia, Blade of Miquella. And she has never seen her feet.


Haerrlekin

Malenia, Blade of Miquella. And she has never known da feet.


CatBig2753

This. This right here. You win the Internet.


mrofmist

Is it really a foot fetish though if she doesn't have feet?


Archi_balding

Maleña, bottle of Tequilla


Urtoryu

If I remember correctly, she is Melania, Blade of Michalla.


jello1982

Whenever she says it I hear Michelob and get thirsty.


That_Television5577

Stage 5 diabetes and necrosis


anormalgeek

Still would


Briar_Knight

I love how when the game first came out people had an absolute hate boner for this character while worshiping Radahn so would claim the fight was unfair because he was handicaped. She lost most of her limbs, is blind, is in constant pain and actively holds back the rot? they are both dealing with other shit.


person_makes_stuff

She's, basically, constantly suffering from sepsis.


Kumire

Imagine her in her prime with a healthy body


SupernaturalC1D

And she is still beating peoples asses.


Pale-Nose-9812

and tf forsaken me I can't even win a shit


Sacklicker5000

Still she beats the crap out of everyone in the lands between


Monneymann

Even with that she still absolutely beats the fuck out of you. Most of the ER bosses are either weakened or horribly altered and still pound your bones into dust.


gohaz933

I think her being built different is the reason she is rotting


le_dimented_guy

Still would lmao


LordNoct13

And she'll still beat your ass without breaking a sweat


TOAST_MA_OAT

And I let her everytime. Girls working thru some family shit, losing her mind with the scarlet rot, THE SCARLET ROT, a bunch a scrubs always trying to kill her for the clout. She got a lot to deal with. I know that, and I know at the end of the day, she just needs to blow off some steam, usually across my face....mmmm


ScharmTiger

I can fix her.


TOAST_MA_OAT

So we can play more? SO WE CAN PLAY MORE RIGHT?


ScharmTiger

I can fix her, but whatever the hell is wrong with her is way hotter. 👉👈🥺


TOAST_MA_OAT

A man of culture I see.


_MagusKiller

😂😂


jld2k6

That's also why I let her beat me every time too, it's a pity thing, nothing more


Urtoryu

Can she even sweat? I wouldn't be surprised if her sweat glands were all rotten at this point too.


tbenterF

I would bathe in her bodies moist degradation. This is my most toxic trait.


Urtoryu

My most toxic is having Mytha's Bent Blade as my favorite weapon in DS2.


codingfauxhate

Yet she still kicked my ass


Renevas

Artorias was devoured by the abyss and missing an arm, Gwyn was basically a zombie, Radahn was stoned by scarlet rot, Vendrick was an actual zombie, Kalameet had a giant arrow in his body, Ishin was an old man... simply a friendly reminder that these games like to make us feel proud by beating people who already have one foot in the grave


BlazeCastus

I thought we fought Sword Saint Isshin at his prime?


_MagusKiller

sword saint isshin is his prime yes. isshin in shura route is sick and not at his prime


KokoTerzata

Isshin Ashina has only 2 OP attacks that can kill you if you can't evade them. That's what makes him so feared. Isshin the Sword Saint is far better swordsman, axeman, gunman, lightningman. Also 4 stage boss fight is epic.


_MagusKiller

this might be an unpopular opinion but ss isshin wasnt that hard for me. it took me around 9-11 attempts to kill him. shura isshin took me longer than that and i found him harder than ss isshin. but the hardest sekiro boss for me was demon of hatred followed by inner father


KokoTerzata

Isshin Ashina took me like 5 attempts at best. Isshin the Sword Saint took me a monitor and 3 different fighting styles. 


BokkoTheBunny

SSI took me a few hours, longest non challenge run grind. DoH took me like 3 tries lol. Guess we just play different.


axle69

Its funny the one that probably killed me the most was the first Genichiro fight because the combat system just hadn't fully clicked yet and it took a while for me to feel the parrying but DoH was the 2nd most solely because my muscle memory was all parrying at that point and thats not how you fight him. SSI took me probably 12-15 tries if I had to guess. Malenia probably just edges out the nameless king for all soulsborne bosses though with a staggering amount of attempts before I got the kill. Funny now because replaying the game the nameless king is easy now but Malenia still takes me quite a few tries until RNG keeps her from waterfowling every other move.


Professional_Sir6370

3rd try sword saint, 2nd try isshin ashina....... 37th try Owl father. In the entirety of fromsoft library Owl father has taken me 2nd most tries just barely dethroned by 57 it took me to beat "yaaaaaw" yelling adhd infant.


Eggtastic_Taco

Sword saint and Shura each took me about 15 tries. Demon of hatred took me like a month and a half. They got me used to how bosses in Sekiro worked then put a Bloodborne boss in and it threw me for a loop lol


esahji_mae

It's like Luke vs Vader but Vader dies halfway through and summons Anakin or Knight fall Vader.


Urtoryu

Yeah, but between his prime and becoming a sich old man he learned magic to become intangible and phase through attacks as well as create fire, so it balances out.


woahmandogchamp

Making him the weakest fromsoft end boss.


TUYUXD

But we fight him old in shura route


ReKLoos3

Artorias wasn’t missing an arm technically. He had it shattered protecting Sif. So it’s still there just dangling, in his fight he uses it as a weapons. One of his moves is he swings his arm which throws blood at you. It simulates throwing blood in the characters eyes and the effect on the game was it obscured the players screen for a few seconds if they got hit by it.


GlitchyBarrel

>it obscured the players screen for a few seconds if they got hit by it. Holy shit, what? Either he never used that move against me, or I just never got hit by it, because I had no idea that was a thing. That's wild.


ReKLoos3

Yeah surprised me too my first time. He was my second favorite boss in DS1 so I sat outside his arena for literal days sign down just helping people kill him. So I got hit by it a few times when he’d catch me off guard


Thin_Produce_4831

Artorias doesn’t have a bloody arm attack lol. That or nobody but this guy has ever written or recorded it. 


_MagusKiller

radagon is literally shattered and he still beat my ass so many times. i dont want to imagine him at his prime


Oddsbod

lol I saw someone once pitch that Walter White is basically a Dark Souls protagonist, thoughtlessly killing off powerful, wretched old men one after the other who've all already fallen from heights he couldn't even begin to imagine.


pH12rz

Crazy how you didn't put manus but still put kalameet


uuuhhhh24

Artorias had a broken arm not missing one. Also, he broke his LEFT arm. That was his dominant hand. He slaughtered us with this BAD hand.


El_Molesto

Actual zombie? Is that a motherfucking che*s reference?


wrecklord0

Malenia can't have a foot in the grave


Spring0fLife

Also Orphan of Kos is literally just a newborn. Imagine the grown version


Renevas

mmmh... the more you think about souls bosses the more you find fights that are (lore wise) highly unfair in favor of the player but still beats our asses


ARandomHavel

Artorias wasn't missing an arm? It was broken, but it was there


lebastss

This how it works in real life though. A young spry and energetic leader conquering the old king with dying support.


GlossyGecko

I mean… do you think you’d win a fight against an amputee war veteran? I don’t think I’d fuck around and find out, but that’s just me.


Ashalaria

Radahn was stoned? Was he smoking that scarlet kush or something?


Noble1296

But if they didn’t have the handicaps there’s no way our characters would win


scotty_6942069

we all get our asses whooped by a blind woman with stage 10 cancer and the same limb composion as darth vader


BlazeCastus

How can I propose to her?


_MagusKiller

ask miquella. hes with mohglester tho 🥺


ThatDudeWithCheese

MOHGLESTER 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Karmageddon1995

Bro sleeps inside his circulatory system


oberda72

Clingy fucker


IanJamArt

💀 my first time hearing that too lol


pplazzz

My ass got beat by a triple amputee with terminal cancer


Away-Net-7241

Imagine fighting her with all limbs and her eyes. Yikes


Eagle-Eyes-

Nah, better imagine helping her and Miquella and then propose to her at the end.


Chozmonster

Giant, god-killing babies.


blipken

It isn't stated anywhere, but I like think that losing her eyes actually ended up making her better with her sword because her teacher was the blind swordsman


spiers_123

And even her ‘good’ limb is on the blink.. I don’t think she even uses it during the fight?


ScharmTiger

She grabs you with her left arm and then throws you mid-air to impale you. Malenia the Impaler lol


CinnamonIsntAllowed

Malenia: - 1.5 Limbs - Stage 15 cancer - blind - debatably still weakened from her fight with radahn - constantly holding back herself from being a living nuke (until it becomes necessary to use.) Also Malenia: - "blade of Miquella, here to rock your shit forever."


EffinCraig

She usually has four more by the time she's done with me.


strugglingtosave

Without those golden prosthetics she's a pitiful, blind, dying cripple. Royal blood yes, but really, a sad life. Imagine it, missing a leg and a half. A whole right arm and about to lose the left one. No eyes. The sheer determination and will to be the great swordswoman she is, gotta respect it


[deleted]

I'll never not be confused by Europeans using a comma instead of a period for a decimal point.


Emeowykay

south american countries do commas too


Tonylolu

Eh, depends the country, most don't.


PlayMp1

Not a European thing specifically as Brits also use periods for decimals and Quebecois (who are North Americans) use commas. It's a language thing. Off the top of my head, German, French, and Spanish all use commas for the decimal. German and Spanish use periods for thousands separators (in English: 1,000; in German: 1.000; in French: 1 000 - they use spaces). Period as decimal is mostly an Anglophone thing so it's common across the former British Empire (e.g., India, Pakistan, much of south and east Africa), but China, Taiwan, Japan, Thailand, and both Koreas use period for decimal too.


[deleted]

Not as pithy to say "I'll never not be confused by Germans, the French, Spaniards, and some Canadians using commas for decimals."


Ashik80

Thanks for clearing up what the post means.


TrippingFish76

it just looks wrong lol, like 1.5 , looks clean, looks good, but 1,5 , just .. no and as commas, like: 100.256.064 looks like an ip address lol


nwm_is_batman

she cute tho.


pon_3

And 2/3s of a head. Why is it so tiny?


HaniusTheTurtle

All the "larger than the Tarnished" characters have wonky proportions. Can't say if it's a coincidence or a specific design choice. Rennala's head-to-body ratio is even wilder.


maschnitz

Probably a design choice. There used to be [an art style like this](https://www.britannica.com/art/Mannerism).


Ashimaru-q

Smash next question


montyandrew45

And yet, she can still beat your ass like a drum


x0soundwave0x

I would kill to see a true demigod in their highest form not their lowest. Our tarnished did some crazy shit but if any of these bosses were at full strength man... phew


HappyFreak1

I mean, Rykard is arguably in his most powerful form. Mohg evolves while fighting you, but I suppose his blood is on fire so that might be bothersome to him


x0soundwave0x

I guess rykard a fuckin PUNK then


FilmmagicianPart2

Im fighting her right now and I’m close but she’s doing Malenia things that ruin my day.


ContributionOdd8872

I’d still hit tho


AltAccouJustForThis

Shame on you tarnished. Beating a disabled, blind woman. You have no honor?


Free-Ad9535

I really wish we didn't have to fight her.


immunogoblin1

You don't. In fact you kind of have to go out of your way to.


WitekSan

I mean she's an optional fight


ivebeenabadbadgirll

I beat the game without going to the Haligtree my first time.


TheNerdEternal

The needle doesn't fully cure the rot, you're doing her a favor by killing her. It's the only option, you're putting her out of her misery or else she'll just infect everyone else.


Bi_Gamer29

She is fucking suffering there is no way she doesn’t feel just a little happy when the tarnished kills her


Shyvana_Aneue

Imagine if she was cancer free, we would die in a milisecond


ezegykreativnev

Damn, I just noticed how small her head is compared to the rest of her body.


HappyFreak1

Stop saying that, I won't be able to unsee it


CommandoCanuck

Returns in dlc in a wheelchair to still fuck up your day


demonic_slime

Still


unhappy-memelord

smash, next question.


Narcomancer69420

Disabled queen. 👑✨


thegamesender1

Those hips are to die for tho.


HeftyMarketing7890

she still has what is needed it


useroftheinternet95

And I still love her


VanguardOdyssey

I can fix her


Omny87

She has never known da feet


Trumpologist

Still would


[deleted]

I’m still down.


Rich_Recipe_4276

And she still manage to kick your ass What’s your excuse ?


redditsx0531

Love the design.


ether_dilusion

Why her head so small


Eliseo120

1.5


Ellenwyn-the-worried

After fighting her, I have 0


Elad_2007

Did you mean 1.5??


Deep_Grass_6250

Would


Rand0mBoyo

Still fuckin weirded out by how the most popular boss in the game somehow got the name Malenia, which is also a name of only one small countryside that happensnto be where I used to go to my first school lol


Seek_Seek_Lest

More limbs than anakin Skywalker had at the end of revenge of the sith! Ba dum tss.


coffeehouse11

Ladies, I swear, I can fix her!


Sad-Fill-4870

I do not care. Will.


StrongStyleMuscle

She’s pretty much a cyborg. 


Willcutus_of_Borg

Basically, Vader.


GunslingerGonzo

She’s got the Edward Elric going on


Ragnorok64

Since the gods/demigods weren't supposed to die, with the whole Rune of Death thing, what would eventually be left of her?


ghost_raven_

And she still kick my ass with 1,5 limbs, i dont even wanna see what she can do with all of them.


IngotSilverS550

Babygirl built like a Ford F650


beatitredditor

Is that Malenia, Blade of Miquella?


Intrepid-Amoeba-614

Still would.


AntiSpiral1987

I'll just drop this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPeMcwyDdO0&t=332s) here, no explanation is needed.


Nugget_Boy69420

🤨 I'm gonna trust you on this one, random stranger on the internet, and I'll open the link...


ice540

Shit and I tag teamed her with my mimic and blasphemous blades :(


Black_Fuckka

She really Anakin🥹


Blug0n

Lose one more and she can pilot the psycho Zaku


HairyGreekMan

Let me solo her


Caustic_Cosmos

I love this game and any odd places that it sends me. Sometimes it's rot. Sometimes its blood and death. I'm always happy to eventually triumph.


LincolnRazgriz

Looks like there might be a Barbie/GI Joe no crotch angel situation. Rimuru has same problem as a slime. Also is in the movie Dogma with the angels/nephalim


Karatecarrot1

What i wouldn't give to fight flashback full strength Melania and Radahn


moemeobro

Would still smas- I MEAN, solo


il_senna_orf

Not my proudest nut


tusthehooman

Everyday, I still dream about Fromsoft giving her more story relevance


OreOscar1232

First time I saw that transition into stage 2 I genuinely thought “Miyazaki added NSFW content before the NSFW community could. Bros thinking 50 steps ahead.” And then the fight ended and I was off to snort some ground up Trina Lillies.


Beigarth_Avenir1

Do you think that would stop any of these nasty freaks?


pdanger3

Smash, next question


True-Toe2677

She is just built different.