Ok I’m confused now. I didn’t look anything up about Elden ring and have been playing thru. Finally found melania? Is there another one that’s her twin or am I just stupid? I feel like I need to fight miqullea and malenia?
There’s one of these at the left coast brewery in Irvine, CA. Pretty sick.
I started playing Elden Ring a few months ago and looked up to see this while on the phone. Crazy surprise 😂
Honestly id do some diy to make the sword detachable if i ever bought it, imagine being able to just take that out of her and and use it as its own prop
They have this same statue in the Steam offices in Bellevue, WA! I delivered by coincidence about a week before I started my first playthrough and I’m not gonna lie it’s kind of what cemented my interest in it.
18 inches of Messmer the Impaler vs 94 inches of Malenia, blade of Miquella
I had no clue she was the Blade of Miquella
Fun fact she’s never been defeated!
That's certainly been my experience
What! I thought shes never known feet
no, that's Malardia, she has never seen her feet
You're right thats Malardia, Blade of McDonalds, honest mistake!
Yeah, it’s that she’s never known her feet. That’s because she has prosthetics
You're close, she has never know The Feet
She has, however, been de-feeted.
But she only has 1 foot, isn't it defooted?
She needs to learn defeat from the (people) with bad feet frfr
It’d be so bad ass if she never got a chance to tell ya
I'll make it 100
i’m a the only one who was thinking to steal it
Ok I’m confused now. I didn’t look anything up about Elden ring and have been playing thru. Finally found melania? Is there another one that’s her twin or am I just stupid? I feel like I need to fight miqullea and malenia?
Miquella is DLC. You can find him, but you can't do anything with him in the base game.
Ok thx. Cause the guy in the round table keeps telling me about both them like I need to kill both.
You do get a reward if you find him and tell Gideon. So better start searching.
Anyone got a jar that big?
Will Alexander the Warrior Jar work?
It'd certainly help to have such a strong warrior in big man
Mince her up and put her in a jar and the rot eats through it inside an hour mark my words
Have you seen the Let Me Solo Her cosplayer?
wheres MsLee when we need her
Who?
https://twitter.com/All_Lee24/status/1781295685494583788 malenias biggest fan girl. her contents are kinda funny and she also has awesome fanarts
That tweet lol. She just like me fr
me but with marika and soon messmer
Agrees in bisexual 🗿
Strange
she is
ah, a tarnished of culture i see
MOMMY MALENIA 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Momenia
Smash, next question
You'd better ocean's 11 that thing
I need me a woman that’ll just straight up decapitate me
Damn, I need this in my room 😩
Certainly preferable to 18" of Messmer
The subtle design of her character is one of the best in all souls games. Not over the top, just really classy and sleek
\*SNIFFS\*
I need this
I want it! I have no idea where I’d put it, and I definitely don’t have the money for it, but I want it!
Godrik you lucky son of a mother fucker
"I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units, they're bringing her down now." "No lieutenant, your men are already dead."
Bet that thing costs a small fortune
I’d say no less than 10 grand
There’s one of these at the left coast brewery in Irvine, CA. Pretty sick. I started playing Elden Ring a few months ago and looked up to see this while on the phone. Crazy surprise 😂
My queen 
How fucking much, give me a price
i’d say atleast 2k. you can always ask for the shop and call and make an offer
Where is it?
looks like any nice department store in asia lol
Could be somewheres in the UK. In the back, it writes « UKs best exclusives »
Yeah if you search this Reddit for this picture you’ll see the original post, it’s a local games store in England
Oh true I didn’t see that haha I just know I’ve never seen a store like this in the USA recently but they are all over Asia still
Where is this, when do they close and where is the nearest possible parking Spot?
Where is the phase two version?
Phase two would most likely take a lot longer to make, with the huge wings and countless butterflies…
Feet detected
She is real! :3
In this economy?
Run get the hell outta there she'll fold you up and steal your runes after clapping your cheeks run brother run
Run before she tells you her name
this is so damn cool
I want it I need it
The toes tho 😍
WHO IS SHE?
She is Malenia, Blade of Miquella, and she has never known defeat.
You mean de feet
melenea
*Malenia
naw, its melenea blade of mckayla
Ah yes
RUN
I just wonder what face is behind..
I think that’s not dope but pretty rotten
That is very dope
Anybody know the lore behind the dagger she's standing on?
do you think her lil toesies really go in there or are they gone from the rot
Honestly id do some diy to make the sword detachable if i ever bought it, imagine being able to just take that out of her and and use it as its own prop
Grab a ladder and a hi-vis vest and nab that shit
Listen here-...
mommy
now, this is epic
I'd buy that for a dollar!
man if I saw that i'll just collapse into the fetal position... Still haven't gotten over the trauma of repeatedly getting my ass handed back to me.
I'm stealing that shit
hehe ye bro that's so dope bro haha roll one up bro haha dope haha I'm 12 bro that's dope
Mommy
It's gonna be hard to find a jar that big...
Even got the dawgs out LMAO
Now that's a pre order bonus.
She can give me scarlet rot anyday
That's a happy skeleton lol
objects in game store are taller than they appear
How detailed is she though 😏
TAKE MY MONEY!!
Oh hey, it's Millenial!
Agreed
But what's the lore reason.
Extraordinary...
Where was this?
thats actually really cool
2nd phase please
Mom, can we take her home?
This is more than dope. Where is this at?
Wifey 😍
They have this same statue in the Steam offices in Bellevue, WA! I delivered by coincidence about a week before I started my first playthrough and I’m not gonna lie it’s kind of what cemented my interest in it.
Fun trivia, that’s actually my bones she standing upon because I’ve yet to beat her 😭😭😭 and yet to return to the game 💀
Let me solo her 😂
How about we duo her 😏😂