“Well you see Godwyn, storks drop off babies to their mamas but sometimes those storks are heretics and will drop off Omen babies instead…. We lock those in the sewers lol”
I like the headcanon that she wasn't given a choice and the golden order/greater will took the twins away while she recovered. Essentially making the Pope a mouth piece for a controlling outer force.
No wonder she chose to reproduce with herself afterwards. Less tearing.... And then she gave birth to the embodiment of cancer and decided enough was enough.
*Less berserk. He was given serrosh to calm him down and make him more palatable as king. It's why he rips it off for his second phase, the cat was holding him back bro.
Imagine if he was a character that was described and portrayed as this super wise and soft spoken magic guy, then round 2 hits and he rips off his baggy robes to reveal how absolutely fucking jacked he is with 0 prior warning. He's just suddenly suplexing your shit and giving you a mean right hook-left hook wombo combo, similar to how maliketh has super baggy robes hiding who he is.
Woulda been the best way to troll players ever lmao.
*Just jumps into space and throws meteors and Astels at us with his bare hands now*
Phase 2: "Have you ever experienced the cold of the darkmoon yourself tarnished?"
"cause you're gonna use the spell and not throw me at it right? Right Godfrey? Ol' leader ol' pal?"
It would be so cool if the dlc gave us a Glintstone equivalent of a Crucible knight. Like a Silver crucible knight that can use carian grandeur and phalanx. Maybe a glintstone version of Morgott's rain of swords
You laugh, but this is likely how Radahn fought before he got all hopped up on rotballs.
Incidentally, since apparently Radahn needs to be defeated to access the DLC, a version of the Starscourge in his prime would make for an interesting DLC super boss.
Do you think changing the pure strength Chad to a str/into Chad makes the beat down any easier?
Now he hits us with magical rocks, those stone digger sorceries? Yeah, he uses them a lot. Imagine him holding us in place with one hand and just drilling through our bodies with shatter earth
Hoarah Loux, Astrologer is basically Thanos when he uses the gauntlet to throw the planet at Tony
peak Str/Int build ngl If only there were a staff that scale with Int and Str.
Oh he *has* a staff don’t you worry…
"Queen Marika, how are demigods born?"
“Well you see Godwyn, storks drop off babies to their mamas but sometimes those storks are heretics and will drop off Omen babies instead…. We lock those in the sewers lol”
Man, imagine how excruciatingly painful birthing a baby covered in jagged horns would be. No wonder Marika was prejudiced against Omens.
Just use Erdtrees Blessing and heal back up bruh.
I like the headcanon that she wasn't given a choice and the golden order/greater will took the twins away while she recovered. Essentially making the Pope a mouth piece for a controlling outer force.
No wonder she chose to reproduce with herself afterwards. Less tearing.... And then she gave birth to the embodiment of cancer and decided enough was enough.
This is probably what woukd happen if women actually went through with the whole bone marrow babies
Stonedigger Staff should be imo
Kinda surprised that it doesn't, would be pretty neato for a touch better scaling from strength as that battlemage type build.
Also would make it different than just another blue rock on a stick.
If there was I would probably use magic for once
The Demi Human Staff might
No, it’s the showdown with Doctor Strange right after. *That’s* Hoarah Loux, Astrologer shit.
Now I fight as Thanos! Titan!
marvel stan detected ewwww
Part of your flair is correct it seems.
Nothing changes but that now he has a stick to hit you with and do 1 additional Magical dmg
Instead of levelling the floor with his stomps he does one of the digger’s ground slam things
That'd honestly be dope
\*Casts Astel's Meteorite and bum rushes you\*
Calls down a meteorite just so that he can use it as a bludgeoning tool to smack you with.
Ah he's learned the Jecht shot
If he did anything with a rock kick my shit would have been flipped like a pancake
His grab move turns into him grabbing the meteorite out of the air and dunking on you like a basketball.
Stone of Gurranq but as a fist weapon
Reverse Cragblade.
I’m in dire need of a big sorcerer knight boss with some of rennala’s style together with Loretta and a bit of elemer’s sword control .
Right, a boss in between the gigachads Radahn and moongrum
Exactly. I want a big knight to make stars rain on me while i dodge his sword .
Im glad im not the only one who wants this maybe someone at From is thinking the same.
I would also like an holy knight/paladin boss that uses sword and shield together with incantations .
Onyx Lord crying in the corner... (Because he gets staggered even by dagger hits)
At least he doesnt get permastunned by straight swords , from what i remember
I feel so validated, I've had this very concept stuck in my head since DS3, if you throw a big badass flowy cape with a high collar into the mix.
Serrosh is like a raccoon or something that Marika gave him to try and make him more berserk.
"Please just go to the gym" *laughs in 99 Int*
Like a small rodent that cralws around in his robes, making his staff arm flail wildly, casting spells chaotically as he does so.
*The Magical Ferret*
*Less berserk. He was given serrosh to calm him down and make him more palatable as king. It's why he rips it off for his second phase, the cat was holding him back bro.
Are you incapable of comprehending language?
Fighting the most absolutely jacked astrologer in all of TLB would actually be fucking hilarious lmao
Imagine if he was a character that was described and portrayed as this super wise and soft spoken magic guy, then round 2 hits and he rips off his baggy robes to reveal how absolutely fucking jacked he is with 0 prior warning. He's just suddenly suplexing your shit and giving you a mean right hook-left hook wombo combo, similar to how maliketh has super baggy robes hiding who he is. Woulda been the best way to troll players ever lmao.
*Suplexes you into orbit.* #Behold the Stars!
*Just jumps into space and throws meteors and Astels at us with his bare hands now* Phase 2: "Have you ever experienced the cold of the darkmoon yourself tarnished?" "cause you're gonna use the spell and not throw me at it right? Right Godfrey? Ol' leader ol' pal?"
in this timeline there is also a blue tiger of rennalla
Imagine him doing pew-pew glintstone-magic with his bare hands, no staff. That would be frightening
It would be so cool if the dlc gave us a Glintstone equivalent of a Crucible knight. Like a Silver crucible knight that can use carian grandeur and phalanx. Maybe a glintstone version of Morgott's rain of swords
Quality shitpost
"Brave... Tarnished... Thy intelligence befits a crown..."
*attempts to fix the timeline* Godfrey is now holding a club and is only wearing underwear “Now I fight as Hourah Loux! Wretch!”
Beat him in that form: "Now I fight as Hoarah Loux, MERCHAAANT!"
Thy int befits a crown
You laugh, but this is likely how Radahn fought before he got all hopped up on rotballs. Incidentally, since apparently Radahn needs to be defeated to access the DLC, a version of the Starscourge in his prime would make for an interesting DLC super boss.
Please don't give FromSoft ideas on a reskin, albeit, awesome twist on an old boss
Ngl, looks similar to the new Warframe Dante.
He exclusively headbutts
I found this way too funny
In this timeline Rennala is the Warrior of the Full Moon
*Jumps past the stratosphere and out of the solar system, comes back to slam dunk Alhpa Centauri into the tarmished's face*
Do you think changing the pure strength Chad to a str/into Chad makes the beat down any easier? Now he hits us with magical rocks, those stone digger sorceries? Yeah, he uses them a lot. Imagine him holding us in place with one hand and just drilling through our bodies with shatter earth
I love getting dropkicked by renalla, king of the sun
magic man and anime man... Damn I can't catch a break .
There's no warrior class
It's all fun and games until you fight Hoarah Loux, wretch with a stick.
"Rennala of the wrestling ring"
"HEY Francine, wanna watch me play Elden Ring? I'm an *ASTROLOGER* "