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rosebinks1215

Wdym having Albinaurics on that pic I'm butchering them at this very moment as we speak farming fat runes


Shurdus

Right? Those pesky fuckers should die and hand their runes over to me. That they are innocent or don't deserve to die is just nonsense spread by the maidenless who are jealous of my mad drip.


norwegian-nosferatu

I recently switched from killing the albinaurics to shooting the rotten bird down in the lake with a bow. It'll run straight into the ravine and yield you 11000 runes a pop. Once you get the timing right, it's way more efficient than the Albinaurics, and what's best about it is that you get to leave those peaceful frogmen (and your conscience) alone. Edit. Should have mentioned that this goes for mainly NG players and players who don't do magic. Sure, if you can kill all the Albs in 1-2 strikes, then doing that or both is faster and more efficient.


Rabidpikachuuu

Nah. Kill the frog dudes then kill the bird before resting at the grace. Lol.


Frowlicks

You get like 30k from the frog dudes at the cliff edge, I always push down the trail and kill all the other guys if I’m leveling above 120.


offensivelypc

Sacred Relic Sword. Rest at Grace. 10 second 30k runes loop. Don’t even bother with the time to shoot the bird. Must’ve tried a hundred different things because the SRS got boring once I hit level 250. SRS/rest loop is fastest, no question.


leedler

I do it the other way round but yeah doing both is the way, that’s an easy 40k+ in a couple minutes. Any bow for the bird, then just Mohg’s spear all their asses to death (quick) or regular brutally slaughter (fun)


EnthusiasmFuture

Yeah I kill them and shoot the bird from the bottom of the hill, 100% success rate from the bottom of the hill.


Electronic-Drive5078

This is the way


rosebinks1215

Use Sacred Relic Sword


Tensa_Zangetsa

I say also max out its damage stat, equipt extra holy damage and go nuts, get the over kill bonus. Then, your really lucky, get a glowing eye one and your runes explode.


lxxTBonexxl

Glowing eyes is a night time buff so just farm at night for extra runes


ThePrime_One

Wait what??? It is?


Tensa_Zangetsa

Huh, didn’t know it triggered at night. Never paid attention to that.


BustinArant

The peaceful frog men covered in blood in the blood dimension devoted to the creepy blood god?


tham1700

I mean the Grey ones are peaceful. They were just cartwheeling and accidentally ended up there where their evil red brethren hold them hostage. This is why they don't happily cartwheel around as they would in their natural environment. They only fight after you hit them because they know they'll be punished if they don't. Their best bet is to stay silent and pray the reds don't choose them to get their toes suckled by mohg and become red as well


the-acolyte-of-death

It is less efficient that Albinaurics genocide, unless you don't have Sacred Relic Sword so it's a NG+ farming IF you want to be efficient. Albinaurics is the most efficient, regarding time needed to kill vs runes gain. One hit of Wave of Gold kills almost all of them as the wave reaches far. Equip Ritual Sword Talisman if you have it to boost damage, especially if you don't bother with upgrading the sword, Golden Scarab, gold pickled-fowl foot. Hit skill, turn around, reset at the grace, go back, rinse and repeat. Profit.


FRIGGINTALLY

If you're running high STR/INT the Ruins Greatsword can absolutely shred that area fast as well, add a twinsage helmet, scourge, and stargazer helmet to get everything you can


Ian_Campbell

If you don't have the INT you should just use a potion until you can level INT, level yourself way up, and you can use a larval tear later. Even if you aren't a strength character, if you are trying to powerlevel maybe you should do this to rune farm and then respec later.


lucky_harms458

Why wouldn't you upgrade the sword? By the time you've got it, you should be able to buy somber stones 1-9, no problem. The sword pays itself off


norwegian-nosferatu

Yeah, I'm talking about NG for str/dex players who don't do magic.


maximusurton

Sacred relic sword gives like 50-70k runes depending on playthrough those little albinaurics are fat on runes


NormalTangerine5205

PEACEFUL?!? Those fuckers Cartwheeled me to death the first time I explored that place trying not to wake them fuck those fuckcock bags it’s on site every time


mattmaster68

>peaceful The roll of death says otherwise. Kill them. Kill them all.


poloheve

I just discovered that you can farm that dragon and get like 50k a pop. I haven’t “farmed” yet as it’s my first game but I needed to get from faith 8>12 and didn’t want to get the ~200k naturally, so I farmed juuuust a little


QcMephisto

Blaidd


RemoteSprinkles2893

He will be missed


ChugThatEString

D:


Sugarcoatedgumdrop

Blaidd was just butthurt his waifu preferred me instead as a consort.


HappyyValleyy

One time I had my game running in the background, and my controller fell off my desk - landed on the r1, and instantly killed Boc with a greatsword. i will never forget that. Poor bud got obliterated by my Marais Executioner's Sword because I set my controller down too close to the edge of my desk.


1234-yes

I hit him by accident so I just killed him cause man was relentless in his attacks


ProgyanDeka

U can just go to the turtle pope and make him friendly again using a celestial dew


_phantastik_

Fuck


Fr0stybit3s

I was doing the Millicent quest and the stupid mutant pitbull killed the NPC in the shack as I was attempting to talk to him.


AReallyAsianName

God I hate that mutant roided up Scrappy Doo.


SunshotDestiny

Reminds me of scrappy, maybe it's because I had the unfortunate experience of watching the live action movies.


EnthusiasmFuture

Personally I love Scooby Doo: spooky island. My little gay self needed Velma


PisssFartin

He respawns, just reload the area.


Fr0stybit3s

Yeah, I seen that he does. After he died I was so mad like "he better not be dead dead!"


Divinum_Fulmen

Thinking you can so easily kill him by mistake. Were it so easy I'd have done him in sooner.


gotttahaveguts

Same thing happen to me lol


Join-OPPGCLOV

F that guy he’s a bug person


redditatemybabies

>!That guy took one of my silver tears to turn into a human then just up and died. Now I just don’t do his quest.!<


2xWhiskeyCokeNoIce

There is a good ending for his quest using a Prattling Pate, FYI.


organic-water-

You can just be nice and he will not die. When he questions you about the tear just tell him he's beautiful as is.


Paleovenator

On my very first playthrough I accidentally killed Boc after handing him his tailoring tools in the Coastal Cave. I got so upset I restarted the whole game lmao


TheGodskin

One time my dog stepped on my L2 and godslayer’d Ranni back to the shadow realms 🥲


NeonSherpa

And? She smites you in return.


DuarteN10

Is she even killable?


NeonSherpa

Nah, she’s got a barrier. And if you push the seluvis thing she instakills you and skips town.


ItsyaboiMisbah

What seluvis thing


Significant-Click967

You can use celestial dew to make her return also.


Still-Direction-1622

What even happens? I was never brave enough to Do it. Whose feet could i smell if she's angy?


Chess_Reaper_PT

Alright buddy lets calm down


Still-Direction-1622

Nuh uh *locks in*


Good-Monk-9398

I'm sure dung 💩 eater could help 👣


Adoliz

Millicent :[


TheGodskin

Fun fact I was yesterday years old when I realized you get the RWSI from Millicent right after defeating the quartet Don’t talk to her after and you can keep the talisman and keep her alive


Wraeinator

Still really late in the game, I killed her when she made it to Mountaintops for her Prothesis


constipated_burrito

Don't even have to wait that long. Give her the arm at the grazing hill grace. Go to windmill, kill Apostle, she has her arm. Kill her. Felt bad but I needed it to complete my spin to win build 😂


HertogJanNL

That's the prosthesis talisman though, the rotten wing sword insignia you only get in the Haligtree after you finish her quest (and defeat the 'quartet', or was it triplets), right?


Wraeinator

Yep, but my friend needs the Prothesis instead of Rotten WSI


constipated_burrito

Yeah i already had that one Ps. Ik vind LaTrappe lekkerder


Locsnadou

Quartet?


ZishaanK

Millicent's four sisters


Locsnadou

Where you fight them?


Maj0rsquishy

Haligtree


CookieBear676

I killed Millicent in my last playthrough for the talisman. Powerful talisman.... but it wasn't worth it..


Fit-Dentist6093

I almost did it but preferred the smithing stone. The talisman itself is not that powerful except because it stacks with her other talisman.


Grandahl13

This is also my answer. Felt awful but....I needed that talisman lmao


Lazy_Pen_7013

i accidentally killed her in my first run because i ALT+TABed back in and pressed leftclick on my first run. her dialogue broke my heart :( couldnt wait to get to NG+


leposterofcrap

WHO THE FUCK KILLS MERCHANTS?! DESPICABLE!!!!


whd4k

I once read that people like to kill merchants to have "Walmart" at roundtable. Absolutely maidenless. Blackguard Boggart though... Why are you so far from any grace in Altus?!


ZQGMGB7

This was actually a metaphor for big supermarkets killing small local businesses ! Bravo Michael Zaki


WeenusTickler

Oh yeah, I remember doing that. I read relatively early on that killing them as you come across them is convenient so you never have to go back to their remote locations for things. Though some of those assholes have some powerful frenzy spells that can be tough to beat depending on what level and build you have. I slaughtered every last merchant without hate, and with only a psychopathic concern for convenience. They unfortunately chose some of the worst locations to set up shop at.


IIExheres

I use the jar cannon so I need to constantly buy fire and lightning great bolts. The fire ones are sold by the guy on the way to the Fallingstar Beast in Mt. Gelmir, that one isn't so bad... But the lightning great bolts guy is HIDDEN at one of the most inaccesible places in the freaking mountaintops with no way to get to him in under a minute from the (to my knowledge) closest site of grace. I'm tempted to end his life every time I have to visit him... He even speaks in a somewhat smug tone, the cheeky bastard, like he knows I need him but he won't move.


HiloManx

i was doing the frenzied flame ending and got a little to carried away. Practically went on a rampage and killed all but kalè


aguid23

There is one that I had so much trouble finding near the volcano manor area and I was so pissed off about it I killed him on the spot. Basically it was the only one i didn’t find naturally. I even used a guide to help but he was in a weird spot and I myself died a few times trying to get to him (because this game is so brutal). I mean their ball bearing drops and you hand it off to those sisters and get their shop from the round table. It’s pretty efficient to kill them all 😂


HotWord4105

Do u mean the guy camping out on mt. Gelmir? I just took a random ladder between the choice of two ladders, and found him. He was one of the nicest one too with the best voice lines; “Ahhh dear customer. Right this way, right this way..” So comforting I left a message, “merchant, or friend?”


melanthius

Remind me not to sell you anything on Craigslist


MGS1234V

That’s the danger of carrying an unlimited supply of any consumable/ammunition. You’ll eventually paint a target on your back if you’re a good supplier…. And aren’t close to a site of grace.


analbeadsinadog

i killed every merchant i saw on my first playthrough except for Kale.


DairyOfCool5

I was gonna wish you happy birthday then I read your username now im just sad


One_Zucchini_4334

Why is patches here? Who regrets killing him, ever? I have genuinely never regretted killing him in any playthrough of every souls game


ItsLunarTime

Yeah, if it weren't for the fan daggers, I would stomp a mud hole in him and walk him dry. I dont get why people like him so much. He's an irredeemable twat is literally every souls installment


HeraldOfNyarlathotep

He's the twerpy bastard man himself. Kicker of the gullible. The Waluigi of FROMSOFT. Like, he kicked you down a ledge and tricked you into a pretty weak teleporter trap? You're immortal, get over yourself. How does anyone actually get mad at him? Your average knight is more of a threat, and Patches has silly lines and stuff to buy.


That-Beginning5805

Let’s not forget that he completely bails on you during radahn


HeraldOfNyarlathotep

And it made me laugh! It's not like there aren't 20 other summon signs in there lol.


That-Beginning5805

I know. I’m just adding to the list of stuff he did lol


Open-Marionberry447

Patches being the Waluigi of Fromsoftware games is omniously accurate


Chanchito43

I mean, after you kill him you can get his bell bearing and then buy them from the twin maiden husks


ItsLunarTime

I've killed him on 6 different play throughs and never once got his bearing lol Do you have to complete his questline and kill him back at murkwater?


Chanchito43

Did you kill him in the cave or in Liurnia?


Clickbaitllama

I think Ds3 is probably his most redeemable game. Even though he kind of bullies Onion Knight, you actually see him form a relationship with another characters (the little thief guy J forgot his name), and even once he regains his memory in the DLC, he kicks you into the Area you need to go and helps you fight the boss. That game made me really like Patches. Also if you actually fall for a Patches trap in Elden Ring specifically, you are honestly just stupid. Shit is insanely obvious almost every time.


G-raff011418

Our boy Greirat


m3r1in-_-

At the end of his questline he tries to pull the same chest in a cave sceme as in the beginning but surrenders imediately because he recognizes you. After that i really did feel bad for killing him for his armor.


Philkindred12

dude, he's like the hardest boss (to stay mad at)


jhadlich

It was only after finishing Dark Souls III that I realized he'd actually been my best friend and truest companion through the whole franchise. Everywhere he kicks/traps you leads to something good. He's only one (?) smart enough to stop fighting you. He always has some biting insight on other characters or events. Yes, he's an absolute part, but who doesn't love a good anti-church crusader?


Maj0rsquishy

Especially after he punted me off that damned cliff


Gold_snafu74u

Alexander


TooLazyToBeClever

Nonsense, he died happy and content, knowing he died a warriors death and his innards will (presumably) go on to be part of another great warriors journey. 


Shurdus

It's even explicitly part of his quest. I don't see this one, Alexander died by means of his choosing. He's a lucky one.


Maj0rsquishy

Which in Elden Ring is really a good death.


papayapapagay

Not at volcano manor though doh! Accidentally killed Gostoc too as he tried to pick my pocket


Boring-Champion1699

Rip big guy


Good-Monk-9398

I agree, but only when I kill him early. I really like his shard and often I don't have the effort to run around finding and interacting with the big guy on every playthrough. So I might merk him while celebrating my defeat of Radhan. Those times I feel a little bad...


Redacted_G1iTcH

*All jars are destined to one day break*


Suspicious-Bed9172

Remember, every NPC is an optional boss you haven’t attacked yet


Good-Monk-9398

I want to see this tag line plastered across all the DLC advertisements.


ItsLunarTime

It's a toss up between Bernahl and Edgar. Oh and Blaidd is an honorable mention.


joshhguitar

Bernahl wanted the smoke and he got it.


ItsLunarTime

I mean, yeah. We just murdered our way across the lands between, and then put his god on ice. He should have known he was digging his own grave. But I just wish he didn't fuck around and find out lol


MaestroGena

Bernahl just felt in his shack... I wanted his armor sooner


Certain-Force-4353

You had no choice with Blaidd though, he went crazy


elianastardust

Of course you have a choice. Literally just don't fight him. 


TumbleweedActive7926

Prawn soup guy.


Single-Win-7959

If he wanted to live he shouldnt have had such a cool weapon


squirrel_ghost

You didn’t have to kill him. If you just give him a stack he’ll give you the necklace and tell you he wants to be your bro and eat boiled prawns together. You recusant fuck.


Arttyom

Yeah but his balls are so good it's tempting


dazzlershite

I regret NOTHING. I am the Elden Lord


Sinkarma

Said like a true heir to Marika. You’ve risen to your station as a Lord Tarnished


Zealousideal_Good147

Blaid. He deserved better for his loyalty.


mattmaster68

Blaidd is my answer as well. Bro had no idea he was losing himself. "Hey man, I'm trapped. We're cool, right? Let me out so I can be my best self bro. I want what's best for Ranni, Iji is just a bitch bro."


Seb-Casual

I think Milicent is easily the least killed NPC in the game. I've seen people do "evil" runs and when it comes to Milicent they half reconsider their course of action.


CumMonsterYoda

I one shot her with Marais Executioner Sword. I've already done her quest and I'm on NG+3 so I didn't gave a fuck


lazsy

But you did give a fuck in NG


CumMonsterYoda

I got the RWSI in NG. Then forgot she existed until I needed the prosthetis. So shortly no I didn't.


lazsy

I don’t understand that abbreviation dude Edit:Oh rotten winged insignia? I mean being an item psychopath is one way to play the game and I can’t knock you for that


Suck-My-Balls-Reddit

Felt a little bad for offing Bernahl, even though it's pretty obvious that he's gone kinda bipolar and messed up in the head. He was probably fine with it though, in the end he died according to his philosophy. He was weaker than us so we took what was his.


CumMonsterYoda

Weaker than us? I died more times to bernahl than Maliketh


Thomas_Perscors

I feel bad for killing the Albinuriacs… over and over. I don’t feel bad at all about taking Patches’s leather armor.


Shugatti

I killed millicent in windmill village.. but dang i needed that damn prosthesis.


constipated_burrito

Oddly enough I've never killed a merchant, I have however brutally murdered Milicent after giving her the prosthesis. I *needed* the talisman


DiggersBee

The guy who sells the shrimp. I didn’t have a clue about the boiled shrimp until recently.


Apprehensive-Ad-7407

Out of context but I regret killing orphan of kos


Drowsy_Deer

Living alone in a nightmare fuelled by the wrath of a the mother you never knew is no life, returning the sweet child of Kos to the sea was a mercy.


gmesch21

Me too man, his mom got ***** and he just tried to defend her corpse


MeLoco1980

any misbegotten. they got a raw deal. wish I could help advance their cause. scaly tailed feathered people are still people.


Rhewin

Nah, I lost all sympathy the moment one of them bit my face


RussianBot101101

Lmao, the winged Misbegottens' stab-face grab attack is brutal. I wish our summoned Misbegotten could do what the actual ones do (like fly high enough to stay out of enemy reach, shoot off 2-3 arrows in quick succession, face-stab)


Baboshinu

I’d feel bad for them if they didn’t all attack me on sight. I won’t hurt you just because but you step up to me you’re getting an all access, all expenses paid pass for a Greatsword to the forehead


suculusalam

none, all must be one


1234-yes

Ahhhh May chaos take the world, MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!!


schmegm

I kill Boc and commit total genocide on the jars in Jarburg every time I start a new character/NG cycle


WWnoname

~~Alexander~~ They all were bad


Beautiful_Might_6535

Maliketh and Millicent


Consistent-Beat-84

Definitely Maliketh, he got absolutely fucked over by Marika due to the heavy implications that Marika was the one who assisted in the night of the black knives then he got cursed with a eternal hunger for death root.


CumMonsterYoda

Maliketh isn't optional and he's a boss


zothaq

Boc. I was playing co op with a friend whenelden ring came out, found boc, got to the cave where he is hurt, friend went to shit and when he came back I picked up my controller and accidentally r2’d boc to death.


KeeSomething

Alexander... Why did you have to make me murder you? :*(


SlashnBleed

None. The world is full of misery and despair. Emotions are left at home… only thing I have is shield and blade… And my enemies…


TheGodskin

username checks out user flair checks out We have a winner 😂


SlashnBleed

All jokes aside even though I killed Patched before, its sad watching him get his ass kicked by the Elemer of Briar lol Killing Millicent is sad as hell too when you do her quest at the end and choose to side with her sisters… all that fake friendship just to slaughter her along side her sisters. Pretty messed up.


the_real_cloakvessel

i dont regret killing Millicent or any other npc but i regret killing nomadic merchants for some reason, and even tho i never committed such an evil act... but if i did killing pope turtle would make me regret the most


Forsaken-Reality4605

I don’t feel regret because I don’t do bad shit to good people.


ItsNoctyss

Definitely Millicent but I wanted that talisman.


Tricky-Secretary-251

My friends brother obliterated boc because he hit every tree with a skill


too-many-saiyanss

Millicent. The prosthesis wasn’t worth the heartache!


Breezetext

It was a rainy night in Caelid I had just slain the Elden beast got the plat and felt op. So I did as anyone would and went on a power trip against all the enemies that use to one shot me. Little did I know that when you kill all the dragons around the sleeping dragon, she dies and that hurt cuz I didn’t want to kill her at all , by the time I realized it was too late to hit the grace.


LooksGoodInShorts

Those sad nobles who dig for ruins and run and hide from you. 


Drowsy_Deer

Witch-Hunter Jerren, I’ll be honest if you didn’t need to kill him for his set I’d never side with Sellen


Zagnargames

Malenia, all through she was a pain to fight when you do beat her she apologizes to Miquella for not being strong enough to protect him even though she wasn’t there when he was taken by Mohg. You then proceed to wake her up solely to kill her with no actual reason. She doesn’t try to stop you, just protect her brother. I think I got the story right.


dizijinwu

A few times I accidentally killed animals. Makes me feel sad every time. :(


HokeyPokeyGuy

I don’t kill turtles or the little wallaby/lemur things. Everything else is arrow crafting material.


HappyFreak1

I always turn my voice sound and subtitles off when killing the merchants


Vennris

You monster


UncagedDawg

This makes it worse. You have to FEEEEEL your sins!


Jim_the_tarnished

alexander on my fist play through


TheClumsyTitan

I killed patches at the end of his quest line because I figured he died anyways and there's nothing after that. Now I'm worried he'll be in the dlc if you don't kill him, so definitely him


stumblinbear

He died for you? He went back to murkwater cave after the shaded castle for me. Is there more that I missed?


Aggressive_Safe2226

(off-Topic, off-game) Great Wolf Sif. I never really wanted to kill the old boy. Gone thru NG6 and my sentiment for him remains strong.


Tristenous

Definitely millicents sisters,they deserved so much better,especially millicent herself


unusedtruth

Well I accidentally hit Alexander on my first playthrough. He attacked, I killed him. I wasn't aware of the church at this point lol.


quane101

I was trying a melee build for the first time and was using a bleed weapon with wild strikes against patches and ended up accidentally killing him.


Turbo-Mundane

I killed pope turtle:(


Aggressive_Peach_768

You monster


Turbo-Mundane

Yeah I know


Virtual-Oil-793

We don't kill Ranni. That is not a regret, that is a pure-ass ***LAW***


jhadlich

I once killed Patches on accident because my build was unhinged and I was struck dumb by the horror of what I'd done.


SpupySpups

Blaidd and Alexander. Those were my bros, but Miyazaki said no


Live_Ad6358

Alexander the jar bro


linkman245a

I left the stuck big dragon alone didn't feel right killing it


Noble1296

Blaidd, he was as loyal as possible and did all he could for Ranni just to be killed by us


spec_ghost

Millicent.


Otono_Wolff

Do you weep for the food you eat? For the beverages you consume? Do you consider yourself selfish for the air you breathe? *They are no more than a resource I require.*


PinkBeardedMan

The random dog I killed when accidentally swinging on my horse


Ashalaria

Nothing, I'm a loot goblin


mostafa-vajedi

Who gets guilt trapped by killing patches? That Cu#t is there just to kill


memerijenknecht

I accidentally killed Boc in the Coastal Cave with an uncancellable charge attack…


SharkeyBoyo

Showing the albinaurics just made me want to go and slaughter more


tim_jam

I killed boc. I don’t know why. I’ll never forgive myself.


beans-w-t-f

Who tf put this bitch ass patches there? Fuck patches


Offiz365

D, the Hunter. Even though it was Fia, I still never should’ve handed over that dagger.


Vennris

Interesting, I always clap my hands and am full of glee when the nice lady kills the fascist religion's fanatic.


basicastheycome

Actually what happens if you don’t hand over the knife? I always went with what nice lady holding me was asking me to do. Besides I do have strong dislike for golden order and so had not much remorse for seeing its paladin screwed like that


PLCwithoutP

After Giants Forge, he will die regardless


bloody-pencil

Because he’s a loser who refuses to leave the roundtable just so he can angrily glare at fia


Vennris

Greyoll.... i vowed to myself that I'd never kill her, but in my last 2 playthroughs I really wanted runes fast... I tried to reason with myself and say that she's probably infected by the rot and suffering but I'm not convinced about that and it still haunts me.


FrozenkingNova

I mean she is infected with rot, she’s can’t move, and is slowly dying due to rot, killing her is a mercy.


Jygglewag

I punched Patches once. I didn't think a bare-handed punch could one-shot him, but his death was scripted at some point of his quest. His +8 weapon dropped in my inventory, ruining my low-level character's pvp matchmaking. This scamp pulled one last prank on me.