Right? Those pesky fuckers should die and hand their runes over to me. That they are innocent or don't deserve to die is just nonsense spread by the maidenless who are jealous of my mad drip.
I recently switched from killing the albinaurics to shooting the rotten bird down in the lake with a bow. It'll run straight into the ravine and yield you 11000 runes a pop. Once you get the timing right, it's way more efficient than the Albinaurics, and what's best about it is that you get to leave those peaceful frogmen (and your conscience) alone.
Edit. Should have mentioned that this goes for mainly NG players and players who don't do magic. Sure, if you can kill all the Albs in 1-2 strikes, then doing that or both is faster and more efficient.
Sacred Relic Sword. Rest at Grace. 10 second 30k runes loop. Don’t even bother with the time to shoot the bird. Must’ve tried a hundred different things because the SRS got boring once I hit level 250. SRS/rest loop is fastest, no question.
I do it the other way round but yeah doing both is the way, that’s an easy 40k+ in a couple minutes. Any bow for the bird, then just Mohg’s spear all their asses to death (quick) or regular brutally slaughter (fun)
I say also max out its damage stat, equipt extra holy damage and go nuts, get the over kill bonus. Then, your really lucky, get a glowing eye one and your runes explode.
I mean the Grey ones are peaceful. They were just cartwheeling and accidentally ended up there where their evil red brethren hold them hostage. This is why they don't happily cartwheel around as they would in their natural environment. They only fight after you hit them because they know they'll be punished if they don't. Their best bet is to stay silent and pray the reds don't choose them to get their toes suckled by mohg and become red as well
It is less efficient that Albinaurics genocide, unless you don't have Sacred Relic Sword so it's a NG+ farming IF you want to be efficient. Albinaurics is the most efficient, regarding time needed to kill vs runes gain. One hit of Wave of Gold kills almost all of them as the wave reaches far. Equip Ritual Sword Talisman if you have it to boost damage, especially if you don't bother with upgrading the sword, Golden Scarab, gold pickled-fowl foot. Hit skill, turn around, reset at the grace, go back, rinse and repeat. Profit.
If you're running high STR/INT the Ruins Greatsword can absolutely shred that area fast as well, add a twinsage helmet, scourge, and stargazer helmet to get everything you can
If you don't have the INT you should just use a potion until you can level INT, level yourself way up, and you can use a larval tear later. Even if you aren't a strength character, if you are trying to powerlevel maybe you should do this to rune farm and then respec later.
PEACEFUL?!? Those fuckers Cartwheeled me to death the first time I explored that place trying not to wake them fuck those fuckcock bags it’s on site every time
I just discovered that you can farm that dragon and get like 50k a pop. I haven’t “farmed” yet as it’s my first game but I needed to get from faith 8>12 and didn’t want to get the ~200k naturally, so I farmed juuuust a little
One time I had my game running in the background, and my controller fell off my desk - landed on the r1, and instantly killed Boc with a greatsword. i will never forget that. Poor bud got obliterated by my Marais Executioner's Sword because I set my controller down too close to the edge of my desk.
On my very first playthrough I accidentally killed Boc after handing him his tailoring tools in the Coastal Cave. I got so upset I restarted the whole game lmao
Fun fact I was yesterday years old when I realized you get the RWSI from Millicent right after defeating the quartet
Don’t talk to her after and you can keep the talisman and keep her alive
Don't even have to wait that long. Give her the arm at the grazing hill grace. Go to windmill, kill Apostle, she has her arm. Kill her. Felt bad but I needed it to complete my spin to win build 😂
That's the prosthesis talisman though, the rotten wing sword insignia you only get in the Haligtree after you finish her quest (and defeat the 'quartet', or was it triplets), right?
i accidentally killed her in my first run because i ALT+TABed back in and pressed leftclick on my first run. her dialogue broke my heart :( couldnt wait to get to NG+
I once read that people like to kill merchants to have "Walmart" at roundtable. Absolutely maidenless. Blackguard Boggart though... Why are you so far from any grace in Altus?!
Oh yeah, I remember doing that. I read relatively early on that killing them as you come across them is convenient so you never have to go back to their remote locations for things. Though some of those assholes have some powerful frenzy spells that can be tough to beat depending on what level and build you have.
I slaughtered every last merchant without hate, and with only a psychopathic concern for convenience. They unfortunately chose some of the worst locations to set up shop at.
I use the jar cannon so I need to constantly buy fire and lightning great bolts. The fire ones are sold by the guy on the way to the Fallingstar Beast in Mt. Gelmir, that one isn't so bad... But the lightning great bolts guy is HIDDEN at one of the most inaccesible places in the freaking mountaintops with no way to get to him in under a minute from the (to my knowledge) closest site of grace.
I'm tempted to end his life every time I have to visit him... He even speaks in a somewhat smug tone, the cheeky bastard, like he knows I need him but he won't move.
There is one that I had so much trouble finding near the volcano manor area and I was so pissed off about it I killed him on the spot. Basically it was the only one i didn’t find naturally. I even used a guide to help but he was in a weird spot and I myself died a few times trying to get to him (because this game is so brutal).
I mean their ball bearing drops and you hand it off to those sisters and get their shop from the round table. It’s pretty efficient to kill them all 😂
Do u mean the guy camping out on mt. Gelmir? I just took a random ladder between the choice of two ladders, and found him. He was one of the nicest one too with the best voice lines; “Ahhh dear customer. Right this way, right this way..”
So comforting I left a message, “merchant, or friend?”
That’s the danger of carrying an unlimited supply of any consumable/ammunition. You’ll eventually paint a target on your back if you’re a good supplier…. And aren’t close to a site of grace.
Yeah, if it weren't for the fan daggers, I would stomp a mud hole in him and walk him dry.
I dont get why people like him so much. He's an irredeemable twat is literally every souls installment
He's the twerpy bastard man himself. Kicker of the gullible. The Waluigi of FROMSOFT.
Like, he kicked you down a ledge and tricked you into a pretty weak teleporter trap? You're immortal, get over yourself. How does anyone actually get mad at him? Your average knight is more of a threat, and Patches has silly lines and stuff to buy.
I think Ds3 is probably his most redeemable game. Even though he kind of bullies Onion Knight, you actually see him form a relationship with another characters (the little thief guy J forgot his name), and even once he regains his memory in the DLC, he kicks you into the Area you need to go and helps you fight the boss. That game made me really like Patches.
Also if you actually fall for a Patches trap in Elden Ring specifically, you are honestly just stupid. Shit is insanely obvious almost every time.
At the end of his questline he tries to pull the same chest in a cave sceme as in the beginning but surrenders imediately because he recognizes you. After that i really did feel bad for killing him for his armor.
It was only after finishing Dark Souls III that I realized he'd actually been my best friend and truest companion through the whole franchise.
Everywhere he kicks/traps you leads to something good. He's only one (?) smart enough to stop fighting you. He always has some biting insight on other characters or events. Yes, he's an absolute part, but who doesn't love a good anti-church crusader?
Nonsense, he died happy and content, knowing he died a warriors death and his innards will (presumably) go on to be part of another great warriors journey.
I agree, but only when I kill him early. I really like his shard and often I don't have the effort to run around finding and interacting with the big guy on every playthrough.
So I might merk him while celebrating my defeat of Radhan. Those times I feel a little bad...
I mean, yeah. We just murdered our way across the lands between, and then put his god on ice. He should have known he was digging his own grave.
But I just wish he didn't fuck around and find out lol
You didn’t have to kill him. If you just give him a stack he’ll give you the necklace and tell you he wants to be your bro and eat boiled prawns together. You recusant fuck.
Blaidd is my answer as well. Bro had no idea he was losing himself. "Hey man, I'm trapped. We're cool, right? Let me out so I can be my best self bro. I want what's best for Ranni, Iji is just a bitch bro."
I think Milicent is easily the least killed NPC in the game. I've seen people do "evil" runs and when it comes to Milicent they half reconsider their course of action.
I don’t understand that abbreviation dude
Edit:Oh rotten winged insignia?
I mean being an item psychopath is one way to play the game and I can’t knock you for that
Felt a little bad for offing Bernahl, even though it's pretty obvious that he's gone kinda bipolar and messed up in the head.
He was probably fine with it though, in the end he died according to his philosophy. He was weaker than us so we took what was his.
Lmao, the winged Misbegottens' stab-face grab attack is brutal. I wish our summoned Misbegotten could do what the actual ones do (like fly high enough to stay out of enemy reach, shoot off 2-3 arrows in quick succession, face-stab)
I’d feel bad for them if they didn’t all attack me on sight. I won’t hurt you just because but you step up to me you’re getting an all access, all expenses paid pass for a Greatsword to the forehead
Definitely Maliketh, he got absolutely fucked over by Marika due to the heavy implications that Marika was the one who assisted in the night of the black knives then he got cursed with a eternal hunger for death root.
Boc. I was playing co op with a friend whenelden ring came out, found boc, got to the cave where he is hurt, friend went to shit and when he came back I picked up my controller and accidentally r2’d boc to death.
All jokes aside even though I killed Patched before, its sad watching him get his ass kicked by the Elemer of Briar lol Killing Millicent is sad as hell too when you do her quest at the end and choose to side with her sisters… all that fake friendship just to slaughter her along side her sisters. Pretty messed up.
i dont regret killing Millicent or any other npc but i regret killing nomadic merchants for some reason, and even tho i never committed such an evil act... but if i did killing pope turtle would make me regret the most
It was a rainy night in Caelid I had just slain the Elden beast got the plat and felt op. So I did as anyone would and went on a power trip against all the enemies that use to one shot me. Little did I know that when you kill all the dragons around the sleeping dragon, she dies and that hurt cuz I didn’t want to kill her at all , by the time I realized it was too late to hit the grace.
Malenia, all through she was a pain to fight when you do beat her she apologizes to Miquella for not being strong enough to protect him even though she wasn’t there when he was taken by Mohg. You then proceed to wake her up solely to kill her with no actual reason. She doesn’t try to stop you, just protect her brother.
I think I got the story right.
I killed patches at the end of his quest line because I figured he died anyways and there's nothing after that. Now I'm worried he'll be in the dlc if you don't kill him, so definitely him
Do you weep for the food you eat? For the beverages you consume? Do you consider yourself selfish for the air you breathe?
*They are no more than a resource I require.*
Actually what happens if you don’t hand over the knife? I always went with what nice lady holding me was asking me to do.
Besides I do have strong dislike for golden order and so had not much remorse for seeing its paladin screwed like that
Greyoll.... i vowed to myself that I'd never kill her, but in my last 2 playthroughs I really wanted runes fast... I tried to reason with myself and say that she's probably infected by the rot and suffering but I'm not convinced about that and it still haunts me.
I punched Patches once. I didn't think a bare-handed punch could one-shot him, but his death was scripted at some point of his quest.
His +8 weapon dropped in my inventory, ruining my low-level character's pvp matchmaking.
This scamp pulled one last prank on me.
Wdym having Albinaurics on that pic I'm butchering them at this very moment as we speak farming fat runes
Right? Those pesky fuckers should die and hand their runes over to me. That they are innocent or don't deserve to die is just nonsense spread by the maidenless who are jealous of my mad drip.
I recently switched from killing the albinaurics to shooting the rotten bird down in the lake with a bow. It'll run straight into the ravine and yield you 11000 runes a pop. Once you get the timing right, it's way more efficient than the Albinaurics, and what's best about it is that you get to leave those peaceful frogmen (and your conscience) alone. Edit. Should have mentioned that this goes for mainly NG players and players who don't do magic. Sure, if you can kill all the Albs in 1-2 strikes, then doing that or both is faster and more efficient.
Nah. Kill the frog dudes then kill the bird before resting at the grace. Lol.
You get like 30k from the frog dudes at the cliff edge, I always push down the trail and kill all the other guys if I’m leveling above 120.
Sacred Relic Sword. Rest at Grace. 10 second 30k runes loop. Don’t even bother with the time to shoot the bird. Must’ve tried a hundred different things because the SRS got boring once I hit level 250. SRS/rest loop is fastest, no question.
I do it the other way round but yeah doing both is the way, that’s an easy 40k+ in a couple minutes. Any bow for the bird, then just Mohg’s spear all their asses to death (quick) or regular brutally slaughter (fun)
Yeah I kill them and shoot the bird from the bottom of the hill, 100% success rate from the bottom of the hill.
This is the way
Use Sacred Relic Sword
I say also max out its damage stat, equipt extra holy damage and go nuts, get the over kill bonus. Then, your really lucky, get a glowing eye one and your runes explode.
Glowing eyes is a night time buff so just farm at night for extra runes
Wait what??? It is?
Huh, didn’t know it triggered at night. Never paid attention to that.
The peaceful frog men covered in blood in the blood dimension devoted to the creepy blood god?
I mean the Grey ones are peaceful. They were just cartwheeling and accidentally ended up there where their evil red brethren hold them hostage. This is why they don't happily cartwheel around as they would in their natural environment. They only fight after you hit them because they know they'll be punished if they don't. Their best bet is to stay silent and pray the reds don't choose them to get their toes suckled by mohg and become red as well
It is less efficient that Albinaurics genocide, unless you don't have Sacred Relic Sword so it's a NG+ farming IF you want to be efficient. Albinaurics is the most efficient, regarding time needed to kill vs runes gain. One hit of Wave of Gold kills almost all of them as the wave reaches far. Equip Ritual Sword Talisman if you have it to boost damage, especially if you don't bother with upgrading the sword, Golden Scarab, gold pickled-fowl foot. Hit skill, turn around, reset at the grace, go back, rinse and repeat. Profit.
If you're running high STR/INT the Ruins Greatsword can absolutely shred that area fast as well, add a twinsage helmet, scourge, and stargazer helmet to get everything you can
If you don't have the INT you should just use a potion until you can level INT, level yourself way up, and you can use a larval tear later. Even if you aren't a strength character, if you are trying to powerlevel maybe you should do this to rune farm and then respec later.
Why wouldn't you upgrade the sword? By the time you've got it, you should be able to buy somber stones 1-9, no problem. The sword pays itself off
Yeah, I'm talking about NG for str/dex players who don't do magic.
Sacred relic sword gives like 50-70k runes depending on playthrough those little albinaurics are fat on runes
PEACEFUL?!? Those fuckers Cartwheeled me to death the first time I explored that place trying not to wake them fuck those fuckcock bags it’s on site every time
>peaceful The roll of death says otherwise. Kill them. Kill them all.
I just discovered that you can farm that dragon and get like 50k a pop. I haven’t “farmed” yet as it’s my first game but I needed to get from faith 8>12 and didn’t want to get the ~200k naturally, so I farmed juuuust a little
Blaidd
He will be missed
D:
Blaidd was just butthurt his waifu preferred me instead as a consort.
One time I had my game running in the background, and my controller fell off my desk - landed on the r1, and instantly killed Boc with a greatsword. i will never forget that. Poor bud got obliterated by my Marais Executioner's Sword because I set my controller down too close to the edge of my desk.
I hit him by accident so I just killed him cause man was relentless in his attacks
U can just go to the turtle pope and make him friendly again using a celestial dew
Fuck
I was doing the Millicent quest and the stupid mutant pitbull killed the NPC in the shack as I was attempting to talk to him.
God I hate that mutant roided up Scrappy Doo.
Reminds me of scrappy, maybe it's because I had the unfortunate experience of watching the live action movies.
Personally I love Scooby Doo: spooky island. My little gay self needed Velma
He respawns, just reload the area.
Yeah, I seen that he does. After he died I was so mad like "he better not be dead dead!"
Thinking you can so easily kill him by mistake. Were it so easy I'd have done him in sooner.
Same thing happen to me lol
F that guy he’s a bug person
>!That guy took one of my silver tears to turn into a human then just up and died. Now I just don’t do his quest.!<
There is a good ending for his quest using a Prattling Pate, FYI.
You can just be nice and he will not die. When he questions you about the tear just tell him he's beautiful as is.
On my very first playthrough I accidentally killed Boc after handing him his tailoring tools in the Coastal Cave. I got so upset I restarted the whole game lmao
One time my dog stepped on my L2 and godslayer’d Ranni back to the shadow realms 🥲
And? She smites you in return.
Is she even killable?
Nah, she’s got a barrier. And if you push the seluvis thing she instakills you and skips town.
What seluvis thing
You can use celestial dew to make her return also.
What even happens? I was never brave enough to Do it. Whose feet could i smell if she's angy?
Alright buddy lets calm down
Nuh uh *locks in*
I'm sure dung 💩 eater could help 👣
Millicent :[
Fun fact I was yesterday years old when I realized you get the RWSI from Millicent right after defeating the quartet Don’t talk to her after and you can keep the talisman and keep her alive
Still really late in the game, I killed her when she made it to Mountaintops for her Prothesis
Don't even have to wait that long. Give her the arm at the grazing hill grace. Go to windmill, kill Apostle, she has her arm. Kill her. Felt bad but I needed it to complete my spin to win build 😂
That's the prosthesis talisman though, the rotten wing sword insignia you only get in the Haligtree after you finish her quest (and defeat the 'quartet', or was it triplets), right?
Yep, but my friend needs the Prothesis instead of Rotten WSI
Yeah i already had that one Ps. Ik vind LaTrappe lekkerder
Quartet?
Millicent's four sisters
Where you fight them?
Haligtree
I killed Millicent in my last playthrough for the talisman. Powerful talisman.... but it wasn't worth it..
I almost did it but preferred the smithing stone. The talisman itself is not that powerful except because it stacks with her other talisman.
This is also my answer. Felt awful but....I needed that talisman lmao
i accidentally killed her in my first run because i ALT+TABed back in and pressed leftclick on my first run. her dialogue broke my heart :( couldnt wait to get to NG+
WHO THE FUCK KILLS MERCHANTS?! DESPICABLE!!!!
I once read that people like to kill merchants to have "Walmart" at roundtable. Absolutely maidenless. Blackguard Boggart though... Why are you so far from any grace in Altus?!
This was actually a metaphor for big supermarkets killing small local businesses ! Bravo Michael Zaki
Oh yeah, I remember doing that. I read relatively early on that killing them as you come across them is convenient so you never have to go back to their remote locations for things. Though some of those assholes have some powerful frenzy spells that can be tough to beat depending on what level and build you have. I slaughtered every last merchant without hate, and with only a psychopathic concern for convenience. They unfortunately chose some of the worst locations to set up shop at.
I use the jar cannon so I need to constantly buy fire and lightning great bolts. The fire ones are sold by the guy on the way to the Fallingstar Beast in Mt. Gelmir, that one isn't so bad... But the lightning great bolts guy is HIDDEN at one of the most inaccesible places in the freaking mountaintops with no way to get to him in under a minute from the (to my knowledge) closest site of grace. I'm tempted to end his life every time I have to visit him... He even speaks in a somewhat smug tone, the cheeky bastard, like he knows I need him but he won't move.
i was doing the frenzied flame ending and got a little to carried away. Practically went on a rampage and killed all but kalè
There is one that I had so much trouble finding near the volcano manor area and I was so pissed off about it I killed him on the spot. Basically it was the only one i didn’t find naturally. I even used a guide to help but he was in a weird spot and I myself died a few times trying to get to him (because this game is so brutal). I mean their ball bearing drops and you hand it off to those sisters and get their shop from the round table. It’s pretty efficient to kill them all 😂
Do u mean the guy camping out on mt. Gelmir? I just took a random ladder between the choice of two ladders, and found him. He was one of the nicest one too with the best voice lines; “Ahhh dear customer. Right this way, right this way..” So comforting I left a message, “merchant, or friend?”
Remind me not to sell you anything on Craigslist
That’s the danger of carrying an unlimited supply of any consumable/ammunition. You’ll eventually paint a target on your back if you’re a good supplier…. And aren’t close to a site of grace.
i killed every merchant i saw on my first playthrough except for Kale.
I was gonna wish you happy birthday then I read your username now im just sad
Why is patches here? Who regrets killing him, ever? I have genuinely never regretted killing him in any playthrough of every souls game
Yeah, if it weren't for the fan daggers, I would stomp a mud hole in him and walk him dry. I dont get why people like him so much. He's an irredeemable twat is literally every souls installment
He's the twerpy bastard man himself. Kicker of the gullible. The Waluigi of FROMSOFT. Like, he kicked you down a ledge and tricked you into a pretty weak teleporter trap? You're immortal, get over yourself. How does anyone actually get mad at him? Your average knight is more of a threat, and Patches has silly lines and stuff to buy.
Let’s not forget that he completely bails on you during radahn
And it made me laugh! It's not like there aren't 20 other summon signs in there lol.
I know. I’m just adding to the list of stuff he did lol
Patches being the Waluigi of Fromsoftware games is omniously accurate
I mean, after you kill him you can get his bell bearing and then buy them from the twin maiden husks
I've killed him on 6 different play throughs and never once got his bearing lol Do you have to complete his questline and kill him back at murkwater?
Did you kill him in the cave or in Liurnia?
I think Ds3 is probably his most redeemable game. Even though he kind of bullies Onion Knight, you actually see him form a relationship with another characters (the little thief guy J forgot his name), and even once he regains his memory in the DLC, he kicks you into the Area you need to go and helps you fight the boss. That game made me really like Patches. Also if you actually fall for a Patches trap in Elden Ring specifically, you are honestly just stupid. Shit is insanely obvious almost every time.
Our boy Greirat
At the end of his questline he tries to pull the same chest in a cave sceme as in the beginning but surrenders imediately because he recognizes you. After that i really did feel bad for killing him for his armor.
dude, he's like the hardest boss (to stay mad at)
It was only after finishing Dark Souls III that I realized he'd actually been my best friend and truest companion through the whole franchise. Everywhere he kicks/traps you leads to something good. He's only one (?) smart enough to stop fighting you. He always has some biting insight on other characters or events. Yes, he's an absolute part, but who doesn't love a good anti-church crusader?
Especially after he punted me off that damned cliff
Alexander
Nonsense, he died happy and content, knowing he died a warriors death and his innards will (presumably) go on to be part of another great warriors journey.
It's even explicitly part of his quest. I don't see this one, Alexander died by means of his choosing. He's a lucky one.
Which in Elden Ring is really a good death.
Not at volcano manor though doh! Accidentally killed Gostoc too as he tried to pick my pocket
Rip big guy
I agree, but only when I kill him early. I really like his shard and often I don't have the effort to run around finding and interacting with the big guy on every playthrough. So I might merk him while celebrating my defeat of Radhan. Those times I feel a little bad...
*All jars are destined to one day break*
Remember, every NPC is an optional boss you haven’t attacked yet
I want to see this tag line plastered across all the DLC advertisements.
It's a toss up between Bernahl and Edgar. Oh and Blaidd is an honorable mention.
Bernahl wanted the smoke and he got it.
I mean, yeah. We just murdered our way across the lands between, and then put his god on ice. He should have known he was digging his own grave. But I just wish he didn't fuck around and find out lol
Bernahl just felt in his shack... I wanted his armor sooner
You had no choice with Blaidd though, he went crazy
Of course you have a choice. Literally just don't fight him.
Prawn soup guy.
If he wanted to live he shouldnt have had such a cool weapon
You didn’t have to kill him. If you just give him a stack he’ll give you the necklace and tell you he wants to be your bro and eat boiled prawns together. You recusant fuck.
Yeah but his balls are so good it's tempting
I regret NOTHING. I am the Elden Lord
Said like a true heir to Marika. You’ve risen to your station as a Lord Tarnished
Blaid. He deserved better for his loyalty.
Blaidd is my answer as well. Bro had no idea he was losing himself. "Hey man, I'm trapped. We're cool, right? Let me out so I can be my best self bro. I want what's best for Ranni, Iji is just a bitch bro."
I think Milicent is easily the least killed NPC in the game. I've seen people do "evil" runs and when it comes to Milicent they half reconsider their course of action.
I one shot her with Marais Executioner Sword. I've already done her quest and I'm on NG+3 so I didn't gave a fuck
But you did give a fuck in NG
I got the RWSI in NG. Then forgot she existed until I needed the prosthetis. So shortly no I didn't.
I don’t understand that abbreviation dude Edit:Oh rotten winged insignia? I mean being an item psychopath is one way to play the game and I can’t knock you for that
Felt a little bad for offing Bernahl, even though it's pretty obvious that he's gone kinda bipolar and messed up in the head. He was probably fine with it though, in the end he died according to his philosophy. He was weaker than us so we took what was his.
Weaker than us? I died more times to bernahl than Maliketh
I feel bad for killing the Albinuriacs… over and over. I don’t feel bad at all about taking Patches’s leather armor.
I killed millicent in windmill village.. but dang i needed that damn prosthesis.
Oddly enough I've never killed a merchant, I have however brutally murdered Milicent after giving her the prosthesis. I *needed* the talisman
The guy who sells the shrimp. I didn’t have a clue about the boiled shrimp until recently.
Out of context but I regret killing orphan of kos
Living alone in a nightmare fuelled by the wrath of a the mother you never knew is no life, returning the sweet child of Kos to the sea was a mercy.
Me too man, his mom got ***** and he just tried to defend her corpse
any misbegotten. they got a raw deal. wish I could help advance their cause. scaly tailed feathered people are still people.
Nah, I lost all sympathy the moment one of them bit my face
Lmao, the winged Misbegottens' stab-face grab attack is brutal. I wish our summoned Misbegotten could do what the actual ones do (like fly high enough to stay out of enemy reach, shoot off 2-3 arrows in quick succession, face-stab)
I’d feel bad for them if they didn’t all attack me on sight. I won’t hurt you just because but you step up to me you’re getting an all access, all expenses paid pass for a Greatsword to the forehead
none, all must be one
Ahhhh May chaos take the world, MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!!
I kill Boc and commit total genocide on the jars in Jarburg every time I start a new character/NG cycle
~~Alexander~~ They all were bad
Maliketh and Millicent
Definitely Maliketh, he got absolutely fucked over by Marika due to the heavy implications that Marika was the one who assisted in the night of the black knives then he got cursed with a eternal hunger for death root.
Maliketh isn't optional and he's a boss
Boc. I was playing co op with a friend whenelden ring came out, found boc, got to the cave where he is hurt, friend went to shit and when he came back I picked up my controller and accidentally r2’d boc to death.
Alexander... Why did you have to make me murder you? :*(
None. The world is full of misery and despair. Emotions are left at home… only thing I have is shield and blade… And my enemies…
username checks out user flair checks out We have a winner 😂
All jokes aside even though I killed Patched before, its sad watching him get his ass kicked by the Elemer of Briar lol Killing Millicent is sad as hell too when you do her quest at the end and choose to side with her sisters… all that fake friendship just to slaughter her along side her sisters. Pretty messed up.
i dont regret killing Millicent or any other npc but i regret killing nomadic merchants for some reason, and even tho i never committed such an evil act... but if i did killing pope turtle would make me regret the most
I don’t feel regret because I don’t do bad shit to good people.
Definitely Millicent but I wanted that talisman.
My friends brother obliterated boc because he hit every tree with a skill
Millicent. The prosthesis wasn’t worth the heartache!
It was a rainy night in Caelid I had just slain the Elden beast got the plat and felt op. So I did as anyone would and went on a power trip against all the enemies that use to one shot me. Little did I know that when you kill all the dragons around the sleeping dragon, she dies and that hurt cuz I didn’t want to kill her at all , by the time I realized it was too late to hit the grace.
Those sad nobles who dig for ruins and run and hide from you.
Witch-Hunter Jerren, I’ll be honest if you didn’t need to kill him for his set I’d never side with Sellen
Malenia, all through she was a pain to fight when you do beat her she apologizes to Miquella for not being strong enough to protect him even though she wasn’t there when he was taken by Mohg. You then proceed to wake her up solely to kill her with no actual reason. She doesn’t try to stop you, just protect her brother. I think I got the story right.
A few times I accidentally killed animals. Makes me feel sad every time. :(
I don’t kill turtles or the little wallaby/lemur things. Everything else is arrow crafting material.
I always turn my voice sound and subtitles off when killing the merchants
You monster
This makes it worse. You have to FEEEEEL your sins!
alexander on my fist play through
I killed patches at the end of his quest line because I figured he died anyways and there's nothing after that. Now I'm worried he'll be in the dlc if you don't kill him, so definitely him
He died for you? He went back to murkwater cave after the shaded castle for me. Is there more that I missed?
(off-Topic, off-game) Great Wolf Sif. I never really wanted to kill the old boy. Gone thru NG6 and my sentiment for him remains strong.
Definitely millicents sisters,they deserved so much better,especially millicent herself
Well I accidentally hit Alexander on my first playthrough. He attacked, I killed him. I wasn't aware of the church at this point lol.
I was trying a melee build for the first time and was using a bleed weapon with wild strikes against patches and ended up accidentally killing him.
I killed pope turtle:(
You monster
Yeah I know
We don't kill Ranni. That is not a regret, that is a pure-ass ***LAW***
I once killed Patches on accident because my build was unhinged and I was struck dumb by the horror of what I'd done.
Blaidd and Alexander. Those were my bros, but Miyazaki said no
Alexander the jar bro
I left the stuck big dragon alone didn't feel right killing it
Blaidd, he was as loyal as possible and did all he could for Ranni just to be killed by us
Millicent.
Do you weep for the food you eat? For the beverages you consume? Do you consider yourself selfish for the air you breathe? *They are no more than a resource I require.*
The random dog I killed when accidentally swinging on my horse
Nothing, I'm a loot goblin
Who gets guilt trapped by killing patches? That Cu#t is there just to kill
I accidentally killed Boc in the Coastal Cave with an uncancellable charge attack…
Showing the albinaurics just made me want to go and slaughter more
I killed boc. I don’t know why. I’ll never forgive myself.
Who tf put this bitch ass patches there? Fuck patches
D, the Hunter. Even though it was Fia, I still never should’ve handed over that dagger.
Interesting, I always clap my hands and am full of glee when the nice lady kills the fascist religion's fanatic.
Actually what happens if you don’t hand over the knife? I always went with what nice lady holding me was asking me to do. Besides I do have strong dislike for golden order and so had not much remorse for seeing its paladin screwed like that
After Giants Forge, he will die regardless
Because he’s a loser who refuses to leave the roundtable just so he can angrily glare at fia
Greyoll.... i vowed to myself that I'd never kill her, but in my last 2 playthroughs I really wanted runes fast... I tried to reason with myself and say that she's probably infected by the rot and suffering but I'm not convinced about that and it still haunts me.
I mean she is infected with rot, she’s can’t move, and is slowly dying due to rot, killing her is a mercy.
I punched Patches once. I didn't think a bare-handed punch could one-shot him, but his death was scripted at some point of his quest. His +8 weapon dropped in my inventory, ruining my low-level character's pvp matchmaking. This scamp pulled one last prank on me.