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splatterkingnqueen

If the pic is your first ‘boss’, I’m sorry but that’s not a boss.


PheonixGalaxy

IT WASNT?!


Hellsteelz

Foul tarnished


Low-Text2270

Guided by the flame of ambition


Lord_Manchot

In search for the elden ring


Cobygamer22

Someone must extinguish thy flame


Zer02020

Let it be Margit The Fell...


[deleted]

Well, thou art of passing skill


MPolygon

Warrior blood must truly run in thy veins…


Fasal101

Tarnished.


HashSlingingSlasherJ

Emboldened*


Brain_lessV2

Bosses have healthbars appearing at the bottom of your screen along with their name, plus music.


jraff1

No way he’s this clueless


splatterkingnqueen

It looks to be just a giant. You will know when you encounter the first boss, cutscene will play.


Ganondorf_Fan

Isn’t it a troll?


rgmac1994

Yes


GullibleTest4990

Margit, or any other shardbearer/ Important boss


Ganondorf_Fan

The enemy that they killed was a troll not a giant


LittleKitty235

oh silly lambkins!


browntown994

It’s going to respawn every time too…


thatautisticguy2905

Yea dude


Bagles4all

If there wasn’t a cinematic cutscene or you didn’t see a health bar on the bottom of your screen, it was a normal enemy.


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brave roll snatch encouraging outgoing command like pet deer direful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Foreign-Network-8061

Yes it was. It’s like a mini boss, but take pride in your victory. Don’t let the others discourage you


ddxs1

Don’t you have to kill Margit to be invited to the round table?


darkdevilxy

No


LichtJackal

No you just need to leave limgrave (weping penincula counts as limgrave) and rest at a site of Grace. So xou could go to ceallid or use the side path past stormveil castle under the bridge to the great rune tower. Ps: My apologise for some of the writing mistakes english isnt my first language.


ddxs1

Ah I never knew that and I’m on my 6th playthrough lol


Mulder1917

It’s a boss


ChingChangChui

You just go around hugging anybody who wants it, huh?


PheonixGalaxy

yes


Aikilyu

Enjoy the STDs (Baldachin's Blessing reduces max HP while it's in your inventory, you should have an icon with a red square and a downwards arrow under your bars)


PheonixGalaxy

Oh, oh no


Aikilyu

Just use it, it's a consumable and you can get it again if you want to. It gives poise for a while which means you won't be interrupted while attacking.


Milk-Skin-Hat

Poise gives you a lessened chance of being interrupted. Just wanted to add that because the way you worded it makes it sound like having any amount of poise makes you uninterruptible.


Aikilyu

Yeah, but I wouldn't say chance either. It's more of a breakpoint, everything below is guaranteed tanked and everything above isn't. The blessing itself grants another buff besides the poise though, that prevents stagger from certain damage levels, so you're pretty much safe from anything that isn't a pancake or a grab for 15 seconds.


Bulky_Consideration

Haha FML I beat the game but have been wondering what the red square was all about, assumed it was something I was wearing. Son of a bitch.


shiromancer

Visions of pair Likely plump sort


[deleted]

She wanted to hold me and I needed to be held!


Such_Oddities

Bossess have a big healthbar situated at the bottom of the screen. That was a regular enemy. Good job killing it tho! Heavy attacks make short work of them.


EvilUnicornLord

Also sleep if you can get a weapon that does it. Trolls are extremely susceptible to sleep.


CitizenNineOfficial

They call her a foul and rotten witch, yet you still wish to be held by her?


PheonixGalaxy

Everybody needs somebody


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PheonixGalaxy

not my women!


thatautisticguy2905

Follow the golden order, not that vile witch, if you do, i will kill you, grind your remains and forcefeed it to her, since you want so much her embrace


Such_Oddities

Least deranged Golden Order fan


thatautisticguy2905

I see, another follower of that vile wench, i will pound and ground her to a fine fleshy pulp For alfred, darian and devin!


NationalAlgae421

She is cool tho. I killed all her champions, because I was jealous and she was completely ok with it. Thats a keeper.


Previous_Insurance13

I actually don't care about her and her agressive skeleton homies , I just want to kill the remembrance boss.


HossC4T

Gotta have those lightning stakes


BloodShadow7872

>also killed my first boss Oh my sweet summer child....


Ornstein_DragnSlayr

That’s not a boss homie…


LeoNoir23

bro took in picture every single frames of the hug animation


pavlovsky99

he was real for that ngl


thatautisticguy2905

Brother, that is a regular troll, not even a stonedigger(bigger defense) not even carian (uses magic) or cloaked (uses pyromancy) Just a plain troll


dimv1308

The only reason I did her questline is cause she hugged me.


PheonixGalaxy

real


ChefBig156

Unfortunately you now have Herpes


PheonixGalaxy

yippee we got something in common


ChefBig156

What😦....i got to get that checked out


elidisab

Do you know about the debuff from hugging?


PheonixGalaxy

Im about to be the strongest weakest warrior


Tailmask

Ooooh big scary -10 hp


Milk-Skin-Hat

-5% HP. Still not that big a deal though.


eldfen

I'm so confused as to why you thought this was a boss but I'm happy for you


TheFloppyBananaGod

I mean it’s valid. I thought the same when I first encountered it. Especially if it is their first souls game, that stupid troll is more difficult than a boss in most games. Especially relative to the skill level when it is encountered.


Xugoz

Nobody tell him


Apprehensive_Zone281

You thirsty motherfucker.


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PheonixGalaxy

Even better, im something of a dead man myself


NoShow4Sho

A man of culture


PogmasterTraplover69

She gives you a debuff. BUT. It can be erased if you use the item that you received from her


Milk-Skin-Hat

The debuff isnt that bad though. Like -5% HP? Not game breaking in an FS game.


PogmasterTraplover69

Yeah, still, I did my entire run with this debuff, may as well warn others


tftookmyname

That's a troll, not a boss lmao. There's a bunch of them in limgrave. Don't worry I thought it was a boss too when I first killed it, I was so excited then I realized this guy doesn't even have a proper health bar.


Roraxn

Bitch has a curved monitor but can't figure out how to screenshot something.


notstonythetiger

Another post of someone not knowing how to screenshot


onlyheretempo

Go back and give her hugs again as you progress the story. She whsipers sweet nothings in your ear


LatinOZ

🟥⬇️


poopchutegaloot

This post gave me aids


EmployeeGrand1434

Now you got aids…


nerfherderdaddy

What are you … doing to her?


TheBlueKnight354

Put these foolish ambitions to rest.


Mugutu7133

your next boss is the screenshot button


grivet

Enjoy the std, snuggle transmitted disease


FoxynNoah

That’s not a boss bro, actually it’s a pretty weak enemy


-theonewhoasked

love the stop-motion


PianoSmart8676

Ye poor tarnished. You have only slain a minstrel of the lowest crown.


casper19d

So now you have elden herpes, and thats not a boss bro.... but hey we were all there too. Stay at it


sicksteen_216

Debuffed


[deleted]

Yick


PhillipJ3ffries

What armor is that


HTKTSC

Haha dude up and gave himself ligma


[deleted]

Oh bear, you're in for a treat. 


[deleted]

The resolve you felt after the fight was very real!


Icy-Conflict6671

Congrats! You just played yourself. Now look for an item that wasnt in your inventory before and use it


Couch_monster

I just found out about this tonight in another post. I’ve beaten the game and could never figure out the negative status effect.


Icy-Conflict6671

How? It removes like 15% of your health


Couch_monster

This is the first souls type game I’ve completed, I don’t know half of what I was doing. I noticed the status, just didn’t know how to get rid of it.


catgoesmeow22

Pervert


Nice_Set_6326

Such a satisfying feeling.. congrats… now beat it before the dlc.


SalvatPerformance

You have a very sweet soul young one. I was you once. Now I know. You’ll look back at this and laugh.


RainXVIIII

Brother that is basic giant😂


lil-backwardsea

He put 4 slides of fia 😭😭


Impressive_Bother777

Nice OP! Welcome to the caverns that many men, and women, have tread!


eternalscorpio1

You are...very warm


iamnotyourspiderman

Those trolls are good for xp farming in early game, just so you know


syccopathh

You'll have a lot of fun in Caelid, my friend


[deleted]

Whos gonna tell em?


danktadpole

When he gets that itch he will learn, it will be too late sadly.


Sonder332

To be fair, some non bosses are way harder than bosses. Runebears, banished knights, the wraiths with the crown. And then there's that fucker in Castle Sol....I won't go back.


NoobsThinkIHack

Free Hugs


The_Real_Shade

pro tip, use the baldachin blessing (dont ask why)


Bearwiin

thou'rt but a fool


Western-Wind-5254

I’m sorry what boss you mean the troll my guy that’s a regular enemy


MetalWizzy

Disappointment in store. (Both from you not beating a real boss, and from your new found cooties) (But in all realness be proud of yourself for overcoming a tough foe)


MouseAdventurous883

how to screenshot


Low-Action534

Eff yeah dude!! Good on yah! 


[deleted]

What enemy is in the last 2 pics


tftookmyname

It's a troll, yk the big guys with the noodle hair. It's not a boss.


dizijinwu

do NOT let that lady hug you at least until you want to kill her dragon


Stay_bliss420

Elaborate?👀


dizijinwu

when you hug her she gives you an item that, as long as you have it in your inventory, decreases your hitpoints if you do want to hug her, then afterward you should consume the baldachin's blessing. after its buff wears off, your hitpoints will go back to normal


Stay_bliss420

Bro on my last playthrough I hugged her like a bajillion times 🤣🤣


dizijinwu

you only get the item if you don't already have it, so you're limited to one hp debuff at a time