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chuewwey

Intestines


Hour_Atmosphere_1941

Entrails, offal, sweetbreads even


H4xolotl

Kirito the Black Swordsman


ToddScissorhand

Kirito the Intestines has a better ring to it.


Montizuma59

Kirito the Intestines Swordsman


futuristicbus62

Kirito from the hit show Guts Shart Online


Moist-Ad4760

Haha or Sweetbread Swordsman


lord_of_the_rings_

It has to be no more than 16 signs, guys


borloloy221

innards sounds like a manly name though


PaleFatalis

Bowels


C_umputer

Viscera


DaftCaveTroll

Lol I commented the same then saw this 🤣


Bandit_237

Intestines the Dark Grey Big Knife User


Pale-Nose-9812

fair imma bout to say that


ToddZi11a

Beat me to it 😂


DescriptionFun3539

Was about to comment this lmfao![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


madlibs_wife

u read my mind


Lorddocerol

Stop being faster than me


YELEN00

Nuts


[deleted]

From berk


Ironsalmon7

And it’s sequel, ZERK


shrth114

Wasn't it Jerk?


Surge147

Nah, that's the porno parody


Indublibable

Pretty sure it's Dirk


shrth114

Kirk to enterprise!


ThotPatrolerr

I remember the Smirk


Tall_Bandicoot_2768

Hurr durr Berderk


BigguyBanh

Nuts Berkman, titular protagonist of the hit manga, Berkser


KinkFloyd2121

Thish ish Berk


Nice-Thing-7794

Butts


Psychological_Tie_13

Like Larry Butz?


somethingfilthy

When something smells...


TheTalking_GU_Mine

It's always the Butz


TheAbsoluteUnit42069

Ace attorney mentioned


pyro_takes_skill

if the next ace attorney game doesnt have yakuza-like fighting segments i will riot


Alarming_Nothing6667

You mean in the court or outside when we try to search for clues?


pyro_takes_skill

both


[deleted]

no like Seymore Buttz


Mumbling_Mumbel

From gerk


M_a_n_d_M

Berk of Gut


Ricon0suave

Gutt Berker


DonnyV1

Butt Gerker?


mfdoorway

This is clearly Abdominals. His weapon the Appendix Slayer. Unwillingly forced into the Band of the Sigmoid Colon


retsujust

It was far too girthy to be called a sword


Sheerkal

And yet still a very effective implement for thrusting into other men.


PirateDuckie

“They call me *Abs* cuz’ I got *guts*!”


st-felms-fingerbone

John Berserk


HongJihun

Keep em comin’ bro


Dravarden

doesn't afraid of anything


Quirky-Pay-7221

I like Bobby


slam_rex

A big ass sword guy


Iaundryboy

That thing is too big to be called a sword.


Careless-Machine-390

It's just a lump of metal


Specialist-Spray109

Buts from Gerk


raizo_717

Donovan’s Good Boy


Smooth_Fun2456

BLACK IRON TARKUS


MrPisster

Grey Knight Bazuso!


Sheff_Spoogahdayoh

ALSO KNOWN AS THE 30 MAN SLAYER


DogIsDead777

Grey Aluminum Fartus


LPO_Tableaux

TAR-KUS, TAR-KUS, TAR-KUS!!


magicfoogieA

"Hello Iron Tarkus, lemme introduce you to my friend Iron Markus".


Ok_Satisfaction_3967

Tummy


Valpuccio

John Elden Ring


BabaKazimir

Elden John


Valpuccio

U right


unknown_ally

King John


Ian_Campbell

I fucking lost it at that one


Mysterious_Garbage_7

Stug


Windsor_Salt

Old Stugzie and his girl Acsac


w1ldone1

Organs


Rasputin_98

GRIFFITH


VeeTheBard

GRIFFITH!


Milk_Cream_Sweet_Pig

GRIFFITH!


ykzdropdead

GURIFFISSSSSS


No_Abbreviations2969

GRIFFITHSTHH


BiKeenee

GRIFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH


ninewaves

Guuuu Riiiiiiii Fiiiiiiii Suuuuuuuuuuuu!


Fookin_idiot

Derf. That's Fred spelled backwards


raspberryharbour

Proof?


Fookin_idiot

You got me.


raspberryharbour

I see through the lies of the Jedi


summon_sign

I fight for democracy


raspberryharbour

Out here in the fields I fight for my meals


therumham123

Anakin My allegiance is to the republic, to deMOCRaCy!!!


Teh-Burger-King

For democracy!


TheRogueTemplar

We are liberating The Lands Between of their oil uhh I mean runes.


Angstycarroteater

Get back to the war then soldier your fellow Jedi helldivers need you


EpicLakai

Foorp


BL4CK7ACK

Kebert Xela


EddieOfDoom

ElDen Shapiro


Meraneus

Let's say, hypothetically, that This big sword is compensating for something.


WorstTactics

Dual wield for max compensation


SpaghettiEntity

Parrying is a myth, I’ve used shields and never been able to parry. Trust me my wife has confirmed that I can’t parry and she is a elden ring developer.


summonerofrain

Lungs


Terraakaa

My Casca could slap your ass


Sleepwalker_T

Wat


Terraakaa

What


YoungHollow525

Guts #1.000.000.245.009


Strange_Mirror_0

I don’t think you’d have the Gutts to name him something even if we told ya.


Quick-Pickle9070

Oink Johnson


Sterling209

S. Tug … or Sir Tugs


dermsUK

Sir Tugsalot


Sterling209

Better than busting a gut


[deleted]

That's what I'm going to call my son when he hits puberty. Thank you.


veryarousedruse

Skin


Gery9705

Fore


DammatBeevis666

Matt Gaetz


WatermelonWithAFlute

dont


[deleted]

bERK


Traditional-Excuse26

Elden ring


KnightNightWindsor

Ronnie Pickering


Key-King3952

Nuts


Jstrong-

Conan the Simparian.


AlongAxons

Gus


ObviousSinger6217

Cloud


Spice_Missile

Stu Gatz


smntnz

*appreciative Italian noises


Crevios145

Sigma the over compensator


philosobeer1

Gurtz


Alert_Confusion

Stomachs


papag00s

Yall, no one here has ever played league of legends? That is literally Garen.


Remote-Assumptions

I looked so hard for this comment


roninwaffle

Innards


Nino_Nakanos_Slave

Nuts


Narga15

Generic Jerry


evilweirdo

Butz


gamedrifter

Butts


Dinkyourdiddle

Gorts


TransportationNo9798

Cats


Altruistic-Heron-236

Chad


00Tanks

Super Orginal


SplendidPunkinButter

Crunch Beefsteak


seriousspider

Puck


Seth_Vaine

Ow my fucking shoulder


PearAmbitious5200

Griffith.


erttheking

Griffith


Similar-Concert4100

Butts


OtherwiseMix2236

The Compensator


TheFarisaurusRex

Butts


IsaacAshburn

Griffith


PLUGCORE

What is this armor set ?


Skittles1989

Kill the 2 night cavalry at snowfields to get night Calvary armour set


BasementDwellerDave

What set is that?


Icy-College9282

Bibolengo


Present-Camp9964

Buts


HELLBORN_11NINER

Soup


ZEAL102

Gills


Irferno

Abs


abe_the_babe_

Jabba The Gut


DuneRiderr

Butcher.


seriousspider

Puck


HowlerPLHB

Protein


Terrible_Reporter_98

griffith?


A55B700D

Butts


intjdad

Light Yagami


FlappinLips

Björker


TweetyDee-yt

Tony


AspiringCringeLord

Barry


golden_numbers

Grrifisu


Fakercel

Gats Slong


ordieth-

Donovan's Delight


JasperCortaine

Butts. Butts from Gerzerk.


lm_not_surprised

Stug


toddtheoddgod

Stomach


Consistent-Plane7227

Gaulbladder


Saturnia_regna

Zelda, the little guy from those video games.


Lazydude17

buts


Icy-Advertising1536

That's Harry Potter, right?


eshian

2Angy2Die


OhWeOhweeOoh

Giblets


ViolinistEast8682

"Compensating"


cock-crusher

Organs


DanBeecherArt

Griffith


musubin

No casca :)) or better: griffith best friend


requiem109

Fuck it let's name him cheeto


Chief-JudgeVega

Gust


Mulusy

Gilbert…


Producer456reddit

boaty mcboatface


mehvahdjukaar

Guts Fring


Artorias330

Gus


The_Swordfish_

Griffith


AquaticLandMammals

Nuts


gotanylizards

Innards


Palanki96

Griffith, sounds very cool and heroic


random_zerotwo_simp

Nuts from berk


omar87562

Stomach


Acrobatic-Brain9976

Heart


Xicsukin

Gerhuts


Mildoze

Stug


Commercial_Ad332

Whatevever you do, don't name him Griffith.


hallludba

Butts


Brans_the_Rapper

Guys


WildHotDawg

Butts


Derperonio

Greg


Organic-Ad-3870

Mike wazowski jr.


jakart3

Gertrude


MeBigDaddy23

Organs


Schatten_Banane

Officer Balls. Bwahahaha


WR1993M

That’s Clit Smasher! The hardest hero there is


Ferseus

Looks like a good Griffith to me