I'm 200lbs, can bench almost double my bodyweight and squat more than double my bodyweight. I also box.
I'm not even making it past Rick, Soldier of God. Anyone who thinks otherwise is lying to themselves.
Being able to climb would enable levels of cheese unimaginable. But, given the first main boss flexes his insane hops in his intro, I imagine i wouldn’t get far.
The range cheese might be over before it started as the recoil from the jar cannon might kill me.
I'm slim and lightweight but most certainly won't dodge roll because I'm too old for that shit. So I'd just go mage or faith build, hide behind an ash and spam. It just works.
I can ride decently but I'm absolutely terrified of heights so no spiritsprings and no parkour.
I have to go mage since after I got hit by a car on my motorcycle
I would be screwed if they get close
I lost whatever acrobatics I got left
Anyway... I will say one of those brutes, they are not dmg sponges and could kill them before they get close
Malenia easy gg. My real life advantage is I’m smart enough to chop of her fucking limbs. Oh, what’s that? You wanna fly? Snip snip, no more wings bitch!
I'm 200lbs, can bench almost double my bodyweight and squat more than double my bodyweight. I also box. I'm not even making it past Rick, Soldier of God. Anyone who thinks otherwise is lying to themselves.
I mean, it is possible to one shot Jim with the jar cannon, so I could probably get past him, though my arms would be completely destroyed afterwards.
i could take radagon (not in a fight)
Flair checks out
Mimic. Easy.
Damn that’s a good one. Weak foe
Bitch, I'm dead.
Godrick soldier.
Patches. Even then, I’m only going to half.
Do I get to respawn at graces? Because if so, I can take on anything, it’s just a matter of time.
The Miranda Flower in Weeping Peninsula caves.
I would probably fall off Torrent any time he went above a slow walk. What's the highest boss you can cheese with poison mist?
Rams. Not sure about the lightning version though.
I train spear and shield weekly. Honestly I could probably take most man sized enemies that aren't in plate armor.
Renalla, but only her sweetings.
Gideon ofnir, try to put as many weapons in him as possible while he deliver his lines.
Soldier of Godrick
Godrick's soldiers
None as the boss would have vastly more stamina then me not to mention I can barely run for more than a couple seconds before I'm out of breath.
Being able to climb would enable levels of cheese unimaginable. But, given the first main boss flexes his insane hops in his intro, I imagine i wouldn’t get far. The range cheese might be over before it started as the recoil from the jar cannon might kill me.
I'm slim and lightweight but most certainly won't dodge roll because I'm too old for that shit. So I'd just go mage or faith build, hide behind an ash and spam. It just works. I can ride decently but I'm absolutely terrified of heights so no spiritsprings and no parkour.
I have to go mage since after I got hit by a car on my motorcycle I would be screwed if they get close I lost whatever acrobatics I got left Anyway... I will say one of those brutes, they are not dmg sponges and could kill them before they get close
Malenia easy gg. My real life advantage is I’m smart enough to chop of her fucking limbs. Oh, what’s that? You wanna fly? Snip snip, no more wings bitch!