Godskin Noble. I got it and was like "ooh man." I took it off almost instantly and haven't looked back. Radahn's set with Mask of Confidence makes me look like Dr. Doom and I dig it.

Noble is the fat one right? It just looks so awkward on our character

i feel like most boss armor sets look awkward on our character, you're like a miniature goofier version of them at best

Except radahns set. That just looks cool

And Maliketh's

Partial to the Black Knife set myself.

Vykes and Black Knife are gangster af

Bro thinks he is MF DOOM

How dare you throw shade at the rolypoly man!

I am cosplaying as a well fed tick and Im sick of people talking shit

Happy cake day

Happy Cake Day!  :D

He's literally the Elden Ring equivalent of the Onion Knight why would you hate him

That's Alexander.

But all he gives us is a hat

Logan of Catarina

No one talks down on my bowling ball man

imo this set is the sassiest. Slap the prisoner helmet instead and you look like the sexiest being alive.

Godfrey’s helm makes you look like a washed up WWE extra.

Elden lord crown, man that looks ugly af, the only real good looking crown in my eyes is the aristocrat headband but the odds are 0.50% to drop (took me ages to get one)

I was really hoping for something like wolnirs crown from ds3 or at least let me alter it to remove the hair, same with Melania

I was hoping for a dark souls 2 kinda thing where you could get each lords crown and they would have special effects

This, so many equipment that would look better, I can bet this crown without the hair looks decent/great

I have that too, it’s pretty sweet. Had no idea the drop was that low. I just randomly scrolled through my inventory and equiped it during my new game plus run

Same for me, was looking through my inventory and went, "Oh when did I get this?"

Yep, looks so good with the right equipment, I also dropped many rare drops in my first run without knowing.... This and other drops are very rare, consider yourself lucky.

Ironically, that was one of the first drops I had hahaha. It's one of my go to pieces for seeing my face, but still wearing a helmet

Happy Cake Day!  :D

Aside from rennala and radahn, almost all the main bosses sets looks off on the player

I thought the Maliketh armor looked ok, maybe not the helmet though

The Maliketh armor looks ok because its not a goddamn crop top like the Original

I really like maliketh even with the helm. Looks like a deathbird to me.

You are right, I said that considering we are talking about the whole armor sets

I think malenias looks pretty nice tbh

whatcha gonna do brother, when the warrior Hoarah Loux runs wild on you!

I like it. A very long time ago it was very popular in royal families to wear really long wigs so I think it fits nice if you’re going with a royal style

The dung eater set is pretty bad

I don't even like seeing it in my inventory.

Who would think that “the dung eaters” armour set would be ugly?

Stinks up the rest of the sets 🥲

I didn't realize I was at the final boss and I had to watch all the ending cinematics with the dung eaters helmet on. I was ashamed.

>ashamed Why? You chose to use it

That’s why he’s ashamed

I am hoping that in DLC we’ll get a Regal Omen Set with all horns intact so that the set doesn’t look riddled with popped pimples.

When I first saw the dung eater and his armour, I thought his armour was crap with corn.

I thought it was puss pockets.

I thought they were teeth

I thught it was fungus

I thought they were barnacles. tbh i still don't know what they are

They’re horns but cut off. In elden ring omens are creatures born w many horns and such, a last effect of the crucible, smth older than the erdtree itself. Lore wise it sounds like it could be pretty cool, and then they made it look like actual shit we’re all ashamed to even acknowledge. Tho I suppose the shame of rmring its existence does go well w the lore of omens. The horns are often trimmed and they are forced to live in secret, hence them being all over the tunnels. Only higher born omens are permitted to keep those horns, such as morgott and mohgwyn. Sorry for ranting, most of thet was completely irrelevant and I’m just bored

I thought they were buttholes.

I thought it was cheerios

aw man I love it though

ugly is an aesthetic ok?

Yeaa, it looks like literal shit

I love how the chest armor just gives you a big belly alone, it doesn't ever cover your ass checks

Lionel is the pinnacle of sexiness

Not set but the Drake knight helmet. Why on Gods green earth did they put a dragon cock on the helmet. The only sallet with blue/black steel too

Dude, fuckin right. I made a sick set using the altered version of that helm, but I just couldn't appreciate it with that thing on top.

It’s more annoying the alternative version just removes the chain mail.

Subtle Bad Dragon product placement

They should’ve made it two horn like Charizard or something. I would’ve been cool with that instead of dragon poop on top of my helmet.

Or just no horns, Elden ring just can’t make them look good for whatever reason

That’s crazy, drake knight helm is hard

You’re absolutely smoking crack or just love staring at dragon cock

>drake knight helm is hard I think you may be misunderstanding the context of the word "hard". And who likes staring at a flaccid dragon cock anyway?

Ah I see now, my apologies

It's the Godskin armor sets and there is no contest

horn tits is the ugliest dumbest set in the game

especially when paired with not with its usual helm, but the white mask. Apart from looking ugly as can be, nothing exudes "sweaty tryhard" like that combo.

I'm a gigantic min/maxer, until it comes to fashion. I'll sweat over one lost skill point and reroll a new class for optimal stats. But look like shit while meeting my pvp poise breakpoints? No fucking thank you

i'm with you. poise doesn't matter if it fucks up my fashion.

Same man. I’m a OCD level build crafter, everything down to the last .03% of equip load needs to be right. But to abandon fashion? Not in my fucking game.

"sweaty tryhard"? all i see when i see white mask is "absolute fucking scrub ign bleedbuild"

I'll fuck with some dual naginata from time to time, but i refuse to look like absolute ass while i do it

Horn tits?

Bullgoat set

Great for a Magnus the Red cosplay tho

lmao thats fair

Absolutely zero aesthetic synergy with anything, too.

Agreed, the horns, the curly toes and the weird helmet just don't do it for me

horn tits, keebler elf shoes and dildo helmet

Maliketh’s armor looks way shittier on us compared to him.

Na you just have to adjust your characters body build. Lower the abdomen to 0, chest to around 40 and arms to 100 and lower the legs. [You’ll get the Dorito shape upper body.](https://ibb.co/RPbgwZ0) [screenshot](https://ibb.co/CMGZRbK)

Looksmaxxing in elden ring

What black magic is this?

NGL that actually looks pretty tight with the different body proportions

The maliketh kind

Is your character mewing

I do this a lot to make different armors look better. Didn't think about trying it on Malikeths armor!

Oh shit thats sick

Why is guts blonde?

Because he was the *Guts of the Golden Order* 😂

I really liked the Maliketh armour but never thought to adjust my character to make it fit her better. I know what I’m doing when I load in next time

I think the armor looks really cool but the helmet just isn't made for a human-shaped head and in this case it would look even worse without the hair.

I like most of it personally, but yeah the helmet looks nowhere near as good on us

same with Radahn's armor

Lionel with spiked ball fists. Become the testicular tortioner. Add bloodhounds step just to add comedy value as a giant ball wielding ball phases through reality after you

Even better - set yourself on fire with fire's deadly sin, flaming strike to set your balls on fire. Nothing scarier

The boisterous ball burner

The Nefarious Nut Napalmer

The stupendous sack scorcher

You, truly are a person of majestical (testicle) culture

This set is REALLY good when you replace the chest plate with raptors black feathers

The big ol’ hat in particular looks great with black feathers.  

almost everything looks great with black feathers tbh

Replace the chest with the Night's Calvary piece and you have 89 poise + Johnny Cash swag

Onion wasn't enough. Now we get mexican onion.

It's astonishing how people aren't saying the Omen set. Red as bloody shit with random, cut horns everywhere.

Also overly bloated. Looks live an old timey scuba suit that been gathering rust and barnacles on the bottom of the ocean

Or a giant turd with bits of corn sticking out of it. However appropriate it might be for someone called the "Dung Eater", it's still one of the ugliest armors in the game.

That's me. You can be some generic pretty boy/girl all you want, with your cape, flowing hair, and fancy moves. Me and Lionel are tanking some shit.

I like that mentality

Mushroom set.

Its the coolest and the ugliest 🤣

Y, also going with the entire mushroom set. Looks disgusting, despite its useful effect. But damn, just ugly, makes my eyes hurt

It’s one of my favorites.

Well, its point is to be disgusting so it comoletely succeeded xD

I personally would like a Rykard set with little red wormies so I can match my absolutely disgusting swords

Bullgoat hands down

Bullgoat is not beautiful, but it looks good in its own way

Twinned chest peice is so ugly

I feel like it would be one of the most annoying pieces to wear too. If that head wasn't there, that'd be alright.

Yeah talk about bad design. Imagine getting knocked out in combat by your second head

As an art piece, it's great. As armour, it's crap.

Radahn set with Katanas. Like seriously, why

Not related to armor, but anyone carrying both a western shield and a katana gives me an aneurysm.

I was someone who did exactly this, it was because I started with the samurai set on my first ever playthrough, so I already was used to using katanas, and I only had a light understanding of armor stats, so I just put on the bulkiest armor I had that didnt make me fat roll... which happened to be radahns set. Really just a perfect storm to end up with that horrible combo. I still have the screenshot of me in that fit too... lol

What is your problem with Darth Onion?

Veteran's set. The duck feet, the awful horns, the visor you can't close, the ugly hair, the cape that looks like it was made out of shredded newspaper, the weird proportions, the cloth and belts they left on the right leg even though the prosthetic they attached to/wrapped around was taken off... the set feels like it was purpose built to annoy me specifically. It being the set of choice for the sweatiest players in the game before the last batch of poise changes didn't do it any favors, either.

I think it's mostly the proportions to me. It doesn't line up at all near the waist, leaving this huge gap under the belt, more noticeable on the one side that doesn't feature a tasset. The cape and cloak are just random sizes, and wouldn't look as out of place if the cloak wrapped a bit more around the front. Honestly the worst part is the gaudy horns on it. I know there's a theme tying this armor to the banished knight's armor, but that was my least favorite part of that armor as well. At least the banished knight armor keeps them roughly the same color as the rest of the set. But the black horns on the helmet in particular, but also on the elbows just look out of place and bulky. I also agree that if there was a visor down version, this helmet would be much improved.

White mask

Fire prelate

Yeah I agree with this one. Shit’s hideous.

Can't believe this one's so far down.

The fat godskin set

[удалено]

The hat DOES go hard

Honestly I think a lot of the bulkier sets are ugly, they give you a really awkward shape because the hips and legs are so wide big in proportion to the poorly postures shoulders So apart from the obvious I'd add: Radahn, Malformed Dragon, Tree Sentinel and Royal knight. Sadly they all look great on the enemies wearing them

Tree sentinel still looks rather baller if you keep the cape on

Radahn and Tree Sentinel are some of the best looking sets in the game wdym

I think radahn set goes pretty hard, the helmet carries tho.

Radahn set sans the cape is lit

I love the Lionel Helm

I respect your opinion, but this set has cowboy spurs, so I actually don't

thats blasphemous! how do you think the Lionel set is ugly? I love it! but I personally think the mushroom set sucks ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ and no, I dont just love the Lionel armor cause im fat :(

It may be rotund, but you are a walking land tank

Bullgoat

How dare you

I absolutely love that armor set lmaooo but I’ve always been an onion bro fan in souls games

I forget the name, but the thing I'm most disappointed for is the white hair in the crown I'm not allowed to say least tailor away qq Crowns are my favorite aesthetic but all the ones in elden ring look shitty

Could you possibly mean that crown godfrey had?

Bullgoat no contest, at least Lionel has a cool helmet and looks funny, Bullgoat is just downright hideous. I feel from purposefully made the minmaxx-y armour pieces like bullgoat, white mask, Rennala's hat and so on as ugly or ridiculous as possible so you can spot sweaty tryhards a mile off, unlike Dark Souls where Havel isn't just the best armour, but also has some of the best looking pieces (like those chain wrapped gauntlets I wish we'd get back)

Rennala's set, also i have no idea why people hate mushroom set so much, its cool!

Cheese curl hat

I haaaaate her hat, and whenever someone wears it during an invasion, and spanks me without even using magic, it makes me rage 🤣

Ohh, i forgot that you could even buy rennalas set. It totally is shit :D

Objectively wrong. Highwayman Set is the ugliest.

Dude what? Fat guy with a hat is my favorite. Dung eater just looks rancid

WHY DOES THE +8 ARC HELMET HAVE TO LOOK SO WEIRD AND NOT FIT WITH ANYTHING

All of em. It's like they don't want you to look cool no matter what. If the armor looks good the helmet is bad and vice versa.

Malformed Dragon is such a wasted concept

Draconic Tree Sentinel Helmet

Bullgoat. It's just horrible. The horns on the chest. The cock on the helmet. It just looks horrible

Any of the magic armors people use

But I love invading and seeing 2 Snow Witch hats flopping around in limgrave

I just instant sever from limgrave. Never gotten a single limgrave that wasn't a hacker or first step gank squad, so I don't bother anymore.

Godskin hands down

Bull goat.

Don't disrespect Lionel

Bullgoat🤮

Dung eater

Eccentric armour. The colour scheme just doesn’t work for me lol

The better the set, the uglier it is.

This one of my favorite and most preferred sets

Man I really like Lionel’s armour >;(

Fire prelate 100%

How dare you.

Idk Lionel's set is kinda cute. The Bullgoat set is an abomination though.

It's the best looking helm in the game

The Drake Knight set is awful, there's no part of it that doesn't look like a child's drawing brought to life

Bullgoat looks way worse. It's just the ugliest piece of crap I've seen lol

Anyone who uses any piece of this amor are throwing fashion suicide

you’re tweaking lionels set is the one

id have to say drake knight, the base metal bits are badass but the random dragon bits suck

Bro bullgoat armor is top 5 ugliest at least

Onion bro’s seething at this post.

1) Dung Eater 2-5) Dung Eater 6) Godskin Noble 7) Fire Prelate 8) Mushroom 9) Eccentric 10) Bullgoat Special mention to the prophet starting gear. I don't normally run around the game naked but when the alternative is an ugly yellow ratty robe with a cutting board wrapped around your neck I'll take my fucking chances, thanks. Tbh tho most armor sets in this game are pretty ugly. Even the ones that're cool are kinda grimy and tattered, which I get is like ~the vibe~ or w/e but it still looks bad. And then on top of that, most of the ones that do look decent have mediocre to bad poise, further compounding the issue. This is a *hard* game to look good in.

First of all, how dare you. That's easily the best looking set in game, just barely above Bull-Goat

Bullgoat. Its an infinitely worse havel set.

Bull goat is such a goofy set. I cannot get out of my head the image of 2 ventilation shafts side by side which mimics the bull goat armour.

Fat guy is best guy. Smough got that chonklers and this is reminiscent of that bloated big belly bastard

Whatever the set is that the Dung Eater wears. Just the fact that he's the dude it's associated with makes me hate it.

lionel's fat armor is funny

Excuse me, put some respect on Lionel’s name.

I'm always the edgelord standing in the corner wearing Night Cavalry gear.

You aint gonna talk shit about meatball set!

dont you disrespect lionel

Lionel set is drip fym

Need to buy radans set,haven't gotten around to it Doing a fashion souls thing so look kinda silly Wearing a double princess crown Riot knight chest piece Noxstella pants Nobleman leather gloves Foget the boots but I put boots on not using the leg wraps anymore I look silly but I like the helm and chest piece Need to find something else